Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TexEx15 17,569]

30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Last week in the Texas Bama thread I mentioned I just hoped we didn’t end up on this guy’s Twitter. Haha!

 

[Dutch 4,479]

 

[RomaVicta 30,024]

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

I always thought they should have kept Sherman.  I'm not sure they would have had the JFF Heisman year, but I think the lows would have been much higher.

He had a rough few years in the big 12 south, but recruited well coming out of the Franchione debacle, especially o line, and had them set up physically to compete in the SEC West meat grinder and finally adjusted to the college game.  He was their most solid coaching hire in my lifetime.  No crazy baggage, no bad habits, no drama etc.   

Whatever, aggy would have figured out a way to screw that up too.

Its not like Texas has been stellar with coaching hires/retains in the last dozen years, but at least Texas recognized the error its ways and made changes.

They had a magical season before his last, as I recall. His last season was snake-bit with the horror of losing to us when their fans already thought that the SEC patch of dominence was on their jersies. I don't know how well he would have done in the following years, but it was a bad way to go out.

Then fired over the phone in a recruit's driveway. Stay classy, Ags.

[Jiggy-Z 3,437]

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They had a magical season before his last, as I recall. His last season was snake-bit with the horror of losing to us when their fans already thought that the SEC patch of dominence was on their jersies. I don't know how well he would have done in the following years, but it was a bad way to go out.

Then fired over the phone in a recruit's driveway. Stay classy, Ags.

Yeah, it was kind of a bad hire for the Big 12 with Sherman being and NFL guy.  But he figured it out and just got pretty unlucky his last year, also in a pretty tough Big 12.

[Scholz 11,959]

[JesusSweatDuck 17,810]

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Looks like a&m pulled the copyright card to avoid further embarrassment

I was trying to figure out what had been tweeted.  They're doing that to a bunch of stuff today.

[Topper13 3,389]

3 hours ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Honey, if you put your sunglasses on, you won't need eye black... 

Reminds me of this classic:

 

[jimmyjazz 46,177]

21 hours ago, Deej said:

The gap between aggy and Vandy isn't very big. 

It is when it comes to academics.  (Not that A&M cares.)

[ALexusTexus7 114]

TJ Shanahan doesn’t think Akana going to Austin is a good idea…


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[Jiggy-Z 3,437]

12 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Well played.

[ChickenNuggets 1,634]

 

 

[C-Man 27,273]

4 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

 

 

aggy needs somebody to eat Jimbo's playbook?

[Dennis Taylor 18,874]

5 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

From TheAthletic:

• Texas A&M’s fall from sixth to 24th ties the largest single-week drop ever within the poll. Again: Recruiting class rank does not automatically equal on-field strength

 

Are you really SEC if you drop that much after a loss?  FakeSEC just like their fake army bullshit.  

There's not one fucking thing that isn't fake about that place 

[DaysOff 7,975]

Do our students do a stand in line physical ticket pull like in 1985? Seems ridiculous today.

[Bevo Num1 1,023]

aggy needs somebody to eat Jimbo's playbook?

I see Matt Foley every time I see a picture of Listeater.

[ChiTownDoc 21,167]

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

 

LMAO.  He’s worried about it looking worse than OU 2003?!  It was 77-0 with 2-3 min left in the third!  😂

[closetojumping 62,879]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO.  He’s worried about it looking worse than OU 2003?!  It was 77-0 with 2-3 min left in the third!  😂

I watched that game with one of my best friends, who is an aggie. We haven't gotten to see each other much over the years after he left Texas to get into the business school at ATM, but that day was one of those days.

It was an unbelievable experience. As it kept getting worse and worse, I started actually cheering to see if OU could get to 100 points. Fucking Bob Stoops. Just keep going, man. Make fucking terrible and amazing history. Bleh. I firmly believe OU could have won that game 112-0 without pushing themselves. I think that is the only OU victory I have ever enjoyed, and boy, did I enjoy it.

[hook me 2,103]

4 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

 

 

Being complete morons is not much of a tradition & isn't difficult for "outsiders" to understand. You're a moron, we get it, the whole world gets it. Stop trying to mystify it.

You have midnight yell before every home game because you can't remember simple yells from week to week? - morons

You make really bad jokes & deliver them terribly? - morons

You give a guy that just burned down a blue blood program in a weak conference ~$100mm guaranteed at a non-blue blood program in a difficult conference? - morons

You hiss instead of boo? - morons

Dudes in white jumpsuits looking like they just broke out of prison instead of cheerleaders? - morons

Squeezing your nuts in hopes of yelling louder? - morons (squeeze harder & maybe there won't be a new generation of morons one day)

None of falls under "people just don't understand us or our traditions". It's all fairly obvious.

[closetojumping 62,879]

32 minutes ago, C-Man said:

aggy needs somebody to eat Jimbo's playbook?

 

17 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

32 minutes ago, C-Man said:

aggy needs somebody to eat Jimbo's playbook?

I see Matt Foley every time I see a picture of Listeater.

Is there a well-written and full-bodied write-up of The Listeater Incident somewhere? I know the story, but I don't think I've ever read an account of it. 

[closetojumping 62,879]

2 minutes ago, hook me said:

Being complete morons is not much of a tradition & isn't difficult for "outsiders" to understand. You're a moron, we get it, the whole world gets it. Stop trying to mystify it.

You have midnight yell before every home game because you can't remember simple yells from week to week? - morons

You make really bad jokes & deliver them terribly? - morons

You give a guy that just burned down a blue blood program in a weak conference ~$100mm guaranteed at a non-blue blood program in a difficult conference? - morons

You hiss instead of boo? - morons

Dudes in white jumpsuits looking like they just broke out of prison instead of cheerleaders? - morons

Squeezing your nuts in hopes of yelling louder? - morons (squeeze harder & maybe there won't be a new generation of morons one day)

None of falls under "people just don't understand us or our traditions". It's all fairly obvious.

I repped the post for its incisive accuracy for the most part. That said, to be clear, FSU is not classified as a blue blood. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,167]

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I watched that game with one of my best friends, who is an aggie. We haven't gotten to see each other much over the years after he left Texas to get into the business school at ATM, but that day was one of those days.

It was an unbelievable experience. As it kept getting worse and worse, I started actually cheering to see if OU could get to 100 points. Fucking Bob Stoops. Just keep going, man. Make fucking terrible and amazing history. Bleh. I firmly believe OU could have won that game 112-0 without pushing themselves. I think that is the only OU victory I have ever enjoyed, and boy, did I enjoy it.

A&M's Jolly battled OU to the finish

Berry Tramel

 

With a minute left in a 77-0 game, with the Sooners appearing to play at three-quarters speed, Texas A&M tackle Johnny Jolly popped Oklahoma tailback Donta Hickson for a four-yard loss.

And then Jolly celebrated with a quick dance.

Perfect example of the modern me-first football player.

But on the dreary Aggie sideline, coach Dennis Franchione was pleased. For maybe the first time all day, he saw a spark.

"He was still playing hard, Franchione said. "He was still trying to get his teammates going. I admire him for it. I wasn't disappointed.

Jolly is back for his junior season and, as the OU-A&M rematch nears, doesn't regret his antics.

"Just a matter of playing hard, Jolly said. "Just playing every down like the first down.

Maybe his teammates drew strength from the tackle and floor show. Jolly doesn't claim to know. He just wants to send a clear message.

"Keep playing hard, no matter what happened.

"They know I'm going to do that. From the first play to the last play. Just Aggies playing football.

 

‘Just aggy playing football’ - Johnny Jolly

Indeed.  Can’t argue that.  

Edited September 12, 2022 by ChiTownDoc

[OU Sucks 8,916]

not all aggy bought in, in year 5, week 2 of jimbomania

 

Edited September 12, 2022 by OU Sucks

[Bevo Num1 1,023]

Is there a well-written and full-bodied write-up of The Listeater Incident somewhere? I know the story, but I don't think I've ever read an account of it. 

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

Copying from my phone, but hopefully someone can cut and paste the text.

[C-Man 27,273]

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Is there a well-written and full-bodied write-up of The Listeater Incident somewhere? I know the story, but I don't think I've ever read an account of it. 

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

 

From aggypedia: https://aggypedia.com/aggypedia/aggy-embarrassments/aggy-embarrassments/

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Listeater

The Legendary Listeater

Another aggy legend.

While waiting overnight in line for tickets for the 2005 Cotton Bowl, one unnamed aggy woman (forever nicknamed “Listeater”) marched right past snoring fans at 4:30am and took her place at the head of the line.

When other aggy started waking up at 6:00am and began protesting, she grabbed the posted sign-up list of students who had been waiting for days — and ate it.[18]

While you may think that the funniest part was her justification:

“The piece of paper doesn’t justify a spot in line to me if no one is standing there,” the anonymous woman, a senior, later told the Battalion, the student newspaper. “If they wanted a spot, they should’ve woken up.”

…it was actually (as is typical) the aggy response:

“As we kept standing out there, people kept yelling, ‘Beat the hell out of the list-eater,'” student Micah Gertson told KBTX-TV of Bryan and College Station, Texas. “As she’s up there talking, people started throwing doughnuts at her.”

Aggie football fans regularly urge the team to “beat the hell out of” its opponents.

Texas A&M football coach Dennis Franchione, who’d shown up with the doughnuts, reportedly told the woman, “Eat doughnuts, not paper.”

The “list-eater” told the Battalion that she’d meant to burn the list, but shoved it in her mouth when someone in the crowd grabbed her.

…and to top it all off, they actually celebrate this day in aggy history as a “piece of (aggy) lore” over at Good Bull Hunting.[19]

I remember grabbing my Fran donut and surveying the scene, finally coming to terms with the ridiculousness of the morning.

I was on the list. My name was eaten.

I am a piece of Texas A&M lore.

 

 

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

Copying from my phone, but hopefully someone can cut and paste the text.

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"I am a piece of Texas A&M lore."

For most, this is a patently ridiculous open ended statement. The sort of thing that spans from "I was in the massive crowd at that big event," to "well, I was watching it on TV but it was really cool,” to "I was neither but I'm going to lie because we’re talking about sports in a social setting.”

But sometimes... sometimes the statement is literal. Quite literal. Disgustingly, horrifyingly literal.

On December 9th, 2004, I woke up early while camping out for 2005 Cotton Bowl tickets. I was name #37 on the list for ticket window #8.

This is my story.

**************************************************************************

"Wait, what's that noise?"

Someone in our tent said this, but I’m not sure who. It doesn’t matter. I’m tired, and my city folk sleeping bag is laughably ill-equipped for the frigid December air. I check my sweet brick sized Nokia mobile, and the alarm hasn’t gone off. Something is up.

More noise. Which is odd, because it's early. Freakishly early. Early by student campout standards, even. So early that the first morning roll call, the one that kickstarts the student-run “ticket campout" process, hasn't even happened yet. As we pile out of the tent, we see a small disturbance at the ticket window... and there's an odd scene brewing. I can’t make out any individual words, but the kerfuffle has a nice "incredulousness slowly giving way to rage" feel. The volume steadily grows, which pulls even more ticket campers out of their tents to investigate. And what they see, what we see, what every waking soul at Kyle Field Plaza sees is as simple as it is infuriating:

Two people are in line at ticket window #8.

***************************************************************************

At this point, I should probably explain student-run ticket pull proceedings circa 2004. In order to prevent a mass of students from physically standing in line for three days, a series of lists (one for each ticket window) were created to account for everyone’s order of arrival. Each name can pull X number of tickets (I think it was six for this game), and someone from each group must be present at roll call every few hours. The premise is simple: it’s enough to keep you from signing up and leaving for three days, but it doesn’t require people to miss classes and/or exams. A few hours before the ticket windows open, the lines are re-created based on the campers’ order of arrival, and everything generally goes pretty smoothly. Usually.

***************************************************************************

So, back to the story: Our friends at the front of the line are chill. They won't move, and they refuse to acknowledge the lists, calling them “not University sanctioned.” (Technically accurate, for what it’s worth.) Onlookers are imploring them to simply add their names at the bottom of the list... which at that point was safely in range of receiving a ticket. But still, no action. When asked for an explanation, they deadpan: “We’re in line.”

Onlookers continue to trickle over and the scene continues to escalate, which eventually culminates with a disgruntled onlooker thrusting the list for ticket window #8 in front of them. And that’s when it happens. In a move that will forever be embedded in my mind, the girl, the more demonstrative of the two, takes the list out of this person's hand and EATS IT.

SHE EATS IT.

The crowd is stunned, and no one knows what to do. It's a record scratch moment from a campy 80's movie, but one where time, logic, and human decency have gone out the window. We’re getting closer to time to assemble the actual lines for ticket pull, and the very item that governs one of those lines is in somebody’s mouth. The campers, many of whom have been there for days, are absolutely livid. A somewhat dangerous situation is brewing.

Details are fuzzy here, but apparently the list was not swallowed and somehow made its way to our valiant Line #8 leader’s hands. (Note: Each ticket window has a ‘leader’ responsible for keeping order). He now has something to work with, and hastily (and still mostly by the honor system) the window #8 line is formed.

This does not pacify the majority of the crowd, however. They are still out for blood. A well-meaning onlooker communicates with the one now known as Listeater, before standing on a chair and confirming what we already knew (“seriously, she’s not moving”) with a fun little twist (“because she feels she’s justified with God”).

And that’s when we hit crazy level 37, friends. When the entire act was justified through the softly tossed, catch-all grenade of religion. For, as it states in the book of Ezekiel 12:12

And when the stone commandments were complete, they were eaten. And there was wailing and gnashing of teeth. Because, again, they were made of stone. Also, just to drive the point home, you should not eat lists of things.

Then, in a decision that would make Coach Fran’s two point conversion chart blush, The Listeater stands on a chair to address the crowd herself and is (predictably) immediately drowned out by a sea of boos. An item is thrown, but does not connect, and a riot appears imminent. I am simultaneously scared and fascinated. At some point in the proceedings, I look to my right and catch the line #9 leader taping his list to his chest. Subconsciously, I nod in approval. This act, the physical taping of paper to one’s chest to prevent ingestion, now passes for sensible. So sensible, in fact, that I start to wonder why nobody else has done it.

This is our world, now. This is where we live.

With things approaching critical mass, line leader #8 makes a stirring speech to the crowd to forgo violence and allow the culprits to remain at the front of his line. In short, he reasons that no one should go to jail, and that we should all just let them get their tickets and get out. It works. At this point, when added to his physical handling of the damp, chewed list, line leader #8 is probably eligible for canonization.

The ticket windows open, and the Listeater does indeed grab her tickets first. She and her friend exit to a chorus of boos, but nothing more. She does not attend the game (note: rumors abound that they may have attended after all. I certainly never saw them, and I made it a point to look).

During the remainder of the ticket pull, Coach Fran arrives with a bunch of donuts. And in the 7th oddest move of the morning, he is universally cheered. Because in that moment, we are blissfully unaware of our future demise. There is no Reggie McNeal Senior season, there is no land of McGee-led shortside options, and there is certainly no way that we're going through all of this for a hungover Cotton Bowl beatdown at the hands of a Chavis-led Tennessee defense. No... in this moment, there are only donuts.

I remember grabbing my Fran donut and surveying the scene, finally coming to terms with the ridiculousness of the morning.

I was on the list. My name was eaten.

I am a piece of Texas A&M lore.

 

[Deej 76,935]

Wait? Kids whose only consideration about where they committed was the amount of bags they were getting aren't bought in? Even the defensive players from out of state who suddenly committed when aggy was without a defensive coordinator?

Shocked. 

[wood 11,270]

3 hours ago, USC_TMB said:

https://www.outkick.com/texas-am-aggies-yell-leaders-history-tradition-viral-app-state-jokes-cringeworthy/
The piling on continues… poor aggy

Holy shit. LMAO at an aggy calling any other school a 'hillbilly college' (yes, including WV).

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Cross went on to call App State a “hillbilly college.” He does so while wearing overalls at an Agricultural school in College Station, Texas. Think about the irony there for a second.

From there, Cross jokes that the football team can’t read the name on their jerseys or read a map. This is especially funny because App State’s high school GPA requirement for admission into the school is higher than that of Texas A&M’s. Oops!

 

Edited September 12, 2022 by wood

[HtownHorn 14,783]

8 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

New team logo 

Maybe it can get updated after Saturday.

[Sir Ulrich 5,191]

57 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

 

 

Half the students weren't there from the camera shots they showed. They didn't even know they lost. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,634]

51 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There's not one fucking thing that isn't fake about that place 

idk, the cinderblocks they used to build their East Berlin-architected campus are pretty real.

[C-Man 27,273]

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I watched that game with one of my best friends, who is an aggie. We haven't gotten to see each other much over the years after he left Texas to get into the business school at ATM, but that day was one of those days.

It was an unbelievable experience. As it kept getting worse and worse, I started actually cheering to see if OU could get to 100 points. Fucking Bob Stoops. Just keep going, man. Make fucking terrible and amazing history. Bleh. I firmly believe OU could have won that game 112-0 without pushing themselves. I think that is the only OU victory I have ever enjoyed, and boy, did I enjoy it.

That was the one season I covered the aggy football team for the FWST. It was Fran's first year and FW was in love with Fran from his TCU days. The assigned aggy beat writer that year got pulled to cover the Patrick Dennehy murder situation down in Waco so they asked if I'd cover aggy that year. Sure, why not I said. So I did. That was a pretty poor team. It was enjoyable enough. Got to know the guy who we later found out was writing and distributing Fran's secret "Insider" newsletter. I also had my first interactions with Liucci, I think. I think he was running an Inside Texas or True Orange newsletter/fax service at the time. The guys who covered aggy for the BCS Eagle were pretty good guys.

At any rate, I was not in attendance for 77-0. I think that game went to Jimmy Burch, the primary FWST Big 12/college FB writer for many years and a good friend of mine. I watched 77-0 from my hotel room in Tulsa (maybe) because I think that was the weekend Texas played OkState in Stillwater. I covered that game instead. It was the first of three straight games where we just absolutely obliterated the Pokes in the second half. Interestingly enough, I covered the 2004 Texas-OkState game in Austin the following year and was convinced Mack was done when Texas fell behind 35-7 right before the half. Boy, was I wrong!

Anyway, this has been a fun trip down memory lane. I laughed and laughed at that 77-0 score and then had to go deal with the aftermath the following Tuesday when the team/Fran met the media. I don't recall it being very cheerful.

[Dennis Taylor 18,874]

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO.  He’s worried about it looking worse than OU 2003?!  It was 77-0 with 2-3 min left in the third!  😂

 

8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I watched that game with one of my best friends, who is an aggie. We haven't gotten to see each other much over the years after he left Texas to get into the business school at ATM, but that day was one of those days.

It was an unbelievable experience. As it kept getting worse and worse, I started actually cheering to see if OU could get to 100 points. Fucking Bob Stoops. Just keep going, man. Make fucking terrible and amazing history. Bleh. I firmly believe OU could have won that game 112-0 without pushing themselves. I think that is the only OU victory I have ever enjoyed, and boy, did I enjoy it.

There was definitely a running clock in the 4th quarter. I was involved in the local youth football league and a couple years later when they brought up adding a running clock for lopsided games, and I would refer to it as the Aggy Rule ...which was not well received since half the committee was aggy. 

I also think it's hilarious that OU has the West Texas logo on their website schedule archive for that game

 

 

[ChickenNuggets 1,634]

9 minutes ago, C-Man said:

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

 

From aggypedia: https://aggypedia.com/aggypedia/aggy-embarrassments/aggy-embarrassments/

 

 

probably somewhere on Shaggy, but at this point, you'd have to navigate pages and pages of some pretty shocking porn... 

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

they got hit with a copyright notice lol

LMAO!    Stuff you can't make up via aggy!!!!!

[wood 11,270]

2 hours ago, NoName said:

Klatt on A&M/App St - time stamped link: https://youtu.be/lui4D68jkx0?t=1741

• "they continue to underachieve...based on unrealistic expectations"
• Aggie fans hate him because of unrealistic expectations
• look at the data: "A&M had a great JFF era, a great COVID year and everything in between has been average - last 10 seasons had JFF and COVID year. in the 8 other football seasons they lost at a minimum 4 games and only finished in the TOp 25 in 2 of those 8 years. in those 8 years they are 32-32 in the SEC. if you look at the first 50 for Jimbo and Kevin Sumlin they are pretty damn close. "
• "they are what they have been for a long time............which is kind of average"
• "offensively folks, it wasn't even close" - not like this was a game decided by bounces.

Shit, man. Klatt thinks so much like us, UT should award him an honorary degree.

[Pimphand 5,908]

1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

Last week in the Texas Bama thread I mentioned I just hoped we didn’t end up on this guy’s Twitter. Haha!

 

He mentioned yesterday that he would drop 2 videos today and both involved the state of Texas so odds are high we will be featured next.

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

40 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I watched that game with one of my best friends, who is an aggie. We haven't gotten to see each other much over the years after he left Texas to get into the business school at ATM, but that day was one of those days.

It was an unbelievable experience. As it kept getting worse and worse, I started actually cheering to see if OU could get to 100 points. Fucking Bob Stoops. Just keep going, man. Make fucking terrible and amazing history. Bleh. I firmly believe OU could have won that game 112-0 without pushing themselves. I think that is the only OU victory I have ever enjoyed, and boy, did I enjoy it.

The weirdest thing about that game was that there were no turnovers, special teams or defensive scores.  It was A&M going 3 and out, punting, and OU scoring a TD, which they did on 11 straight drives.  Usually in an ass whipping -- like say our destruction of Colorado with VY in Houston -- there are some special teams scores or something.

Not that game.  Just force a three and out, punt, OU drive down the field and scores.  Complete domination.  A&M's best "drive" of the day was to their own 38 yard line.  That's right, they never got within ten yards of midfield on offense.

Another tidbit, the first or second play from scrimmage, Reggie McNeal through an absolutely perfect deep ball down the sideline to hit a receiver (Mobley) in stride. Mobley had two steps on the DB.  He easily scores if he catches it.  He did not.  It was all down hill from there.  For a brief shining moment it looked like Reggie was going to continue what he did the year before as a freshman when he burned OU over and over on deep balls.

[Armybrat 40,918]

37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Maybe it can get updated after Saturday.

I am seeing what you are doing there. That will be hilarious when Miami wins.

[RomaVicta 30,024]

50 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

https://www.goodbullhunting.com/2016/12/9/13848480/aggie-flashback-the-listeater-saga-dec-9-2004-texas-a-m-tennessee-fran-donuts-cotton-bowl

Copying from my phone, but hopefully someone can cut and paste the text.

Thanks for posting, but that's unreadable shit.

[F250 28,823]

18 hours ago, Bookman said:

Look I need to defend our fightin' Texas Aggie brothers and sisters. Farming is really important. So is meat judging.

But we only need so many farmers and butchers. Most of these ags end up working as realtors in the Woodlands and Tomball.

[wood 11,270]

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

But we only need so many farmers and butchers. Most of these ags end up working as realtors in the Woodlands and Tomball.

[ALexusTexus7 114]

not all aggy bought in, in year 5, week 2 of jimbomania
 

When in fact, the team was bought-in.


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[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

6 hours ago, The Beast said:

I’d hit it.

……with a stick!

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

If an alien spaceship landed at Pyle Field during this,  I think they would load it back up and go back into the universe

 

 

Edited September 12, 2022 by Nueces River Rat

[Loop 1604 227]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

not all aggy bought in, in year 5, week 2 of jimbomania

 

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

9 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

If an alien spaceship landed at Pyle Field during this,  I think they would load it back up and go back into the universe

 

 

[Chopper 17,267]

 

[Chopper 17,267]

Fisher: "NOTHING is more important than winning."

 

[Deej 76,935]

17 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

If an alien spaceship landed at Pyle Field during this,  I think they would load it back up and go back into the universe

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17,609]

2 hours ago, hook me said:

Being complete morons is not much of a tradition & isn't difficult for "outsiders" to understand. You're a moron, we get it, the whole world gets it. Stop trying to mystify it.

You have midnight yell before every home game because you can't remember simple yells from week to week? - morons

You make really bad jokes & deliver them terribly? - morons

You give a guy that just burned down a blue blood program in a weak conference ~$100mm guaranteed at a non-blue blood program in a difficult conference? - morons

You hiss instead of boo? - morons

Dudes in white jumpsuits looking like they just broke out of prison instead of cheerleaders? - morons

Squeezing your nuts in hopes of yelling louder? - morons (squeeze harder & maybe there won't be a new generation of morons one day)

None of falls under "people just don't understand us or our traditions". It's all fairly obvious.

In summary:  Just because you're different doesn't mean you're special.

 

 

[Scholz 11,959]

9 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Fisher: "NOTHING is more important than winning."

 

The natives are restless asking the savior that kind of shit