Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Rudiger 1169]

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

 

 

Jesus fucking Christ glass houses guys. 

[Beau Vine 54433]

2 hours ago, C-Man said:

Anybody else find it interesting that Jimbo is wearing a Tommy Bahama pullover and not aggy gear?

I find that to be the exact opposite of "interesting."

[TrashMaster G 17601]

33 minutes ago, wild_turkey said:

 

The reactions on Texags (which is possibly the most delusional extreme of their fan base) would disagree with you. Lots of infighting about the entire concept of midnight yell and whether or not it should be allowed to continue.

 

There is very little Old Army on texags.  The Olds would lose their shit if somebody considered discontinuing midnight yell.  It would hurt them on the donations side.

[ousux 5602]

There is very little Old Army on texags.  The Olds would lose their shit if somebody considered discontinuing midnight yell.  It would hurt them on the donations side.

This is true, there was a lot of gray hair valiantly defending the effigy of good ole Sully a couple years back

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

1 hour ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

I'm wondering if there's more to the pull over than meets the eye.  Could Jimbo already be bolting for WVU?

Why would WV want to downgrade? 

[BigHornedLurker 1968]

2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Why would WV want to downgrade? 

They are pretty much done with Neal Brown after chasing away Holgerson to Houston.  

They'd probably happily pay jumbo 5M a year , but unless he's fearing for his life it's hard to see him willingly leaving that much cash on the table . He is a mercenary after all 

Edited September 12, 2022 by BigHornedLurker

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

2 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

They are pretty much done with Neal Brown after chasing away Holgerson to Houston.  

They'd probably happily pay jumbo 5M a year , but unless he's fearing for his life it's hard to see him willingly leaving that much cash on the table . He is a mercenary after all 

I didn’t know Brown was on the hot seat. 

[TexEx15 17569]

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

He mentioned yesterday that he would drop 2 videos today and both involved the state of Texas so odds are high we will be featured next.

Looks like we are good. Cowboys… not so much.

 

[TrashMaster G 17601]

2 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

I didn’t know Brown was on the hot seat. 

Big time.

[T-shirt Sip 2107]

I would still take Brown over the jibber jabbering used car salesman. 

[tigol 2404]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Like I said, they're not embarrassed about it.  Not even one bit.

They just don't like being "falsely accused" of their open bigotry and stupidity. 

So the answer to @wild_turkey's question remains-- they'll proceed with livestreaming their midnight yell for the Miami game as per usual. And they'll no doubt once again say something bigoted, racist, and/or stupid.

I didn't know anything about them when I was in high school.  Like many here, some HS friends went to Texas and others to A&M.  So, a group of my friends invited me to "yell practice" to try to persuade me to go the A&M route.  Holy Shit.  I was educated that evening that I was being asked to join a fucking cult.  These dorks.  Wow.  I still remember being creeped out by the whole thing.  It is hard for me to believe someone would attend such a thing and say, "Yep, these are my people."  Jesus.

[jimmyjazz 46148]

3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The first two minutes are pretty sad, although funny too that this stupid fucker is picking on anyone. It's all even funnier after they lost to Appalachian State. Zac should be punched in the face.

Fast forward to "Nathan".  His big punch line was about how stupid "Mountaineer" is as a team name.  Your team is the Aggies, Nathan.

[Johnny Sack 8397]

 

[Homesickhorn 2208]

6 hours ago, Bevo Num1 said:

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

aggy needs somebody to eat Jimbo's playbook?

I see Matt Foley every time I see a picture of Listeater.

I always see either Francis, from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, or Chubby, from Teen Wolf (Same actor).

Edited September 13, 2022 by Homesickhorn

[hookem48 4703]

I'll tell you about Texas a&m, it's a place that is extremely quite today and it's awesome.

[RMac5 1551]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

I'll tell you about Texas a&m, it's a place that is extremely quite today and it's awesome.

 It won’t last, just not in their DNA.

[ChickenNuggets 1633]

4 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

If an alien spaceship landed at Pyle Field during this,  I think they would load it back up and go back into the universe

 

 

I swear I can hear a kazoo in the band.

[hookem48 4703]

7 minutes ago, RMac5 said:

 It won’t last, just not in their DNA.

yea I know, but it was nice today.

[Sir Ulrich 5191]

Surely a&m rebounded well from their last Sun Belt loss right? Oh...

[ClubWhatever 12158]

I watched the condensed game of Southern Miss v Miami.  Miami is not good.  Certainly not #13 good.  They look slow and devoid of dynamic playmakers on both sides of the ball.   App State is better and would easily beat Miami.  This is a game A&M should win. 

[jinx 2635]

21 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

Lulz... yell leader accidentally self owns at 6:25 mark.

"Why is it so hard for this A&M I MEAN... App State football team to create a website?  Because they can't string three W's together"

 

I watched way too much of this. I mean, I know that aggies are weirdos, but it never seems to fully sink in just how weird. I’m just glad they made a special school just for them. 

[demos 3011]

Had 2 cousins who went to aggy. Went to yell practice one night. It was either Halloween or the night before (think it was before a Houston game - yeah it’s been a while). Overall pretty boring, except guy showed up in a batman mask. As they’re getting ready to to practice the next yell, someone yells, “Uncover batman!”* Dude turns around and is looking for whoever yelled at him.

* - For the uninitiated, aggy yell uncover to tell you to take off your hat before the yell. Shit is tedious.

[conVINCEd 21469]

1 hour ago, tigol said:

I didn't know anything about them when I was in high school.  Like many here, some HS friends went to Texas and others to A&M.  So, a group of my friends invited me to "yell practice" to try to persuade me to go the A&M route.  Holy Shit.  I was educated that evening that I was being asked to join a fucking cult.  These dorks.  Wow.  I still remember being creeped out by the whole thing.  It is hard for me to believe someone would attend such a thing and say, "Yep, these are my people."  Jesus.

Yeah.  A lot of us wanted to get out of the parents house for a weekend with no adult supervision in high school.  I figured out pretty quickly that aggy wasn’t for me.

[Henry Hill 3156]

22 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I watched the condensed game of Southern Miss v Miami.  Miami is not good.  Certainly not #13 good.  They look slow and devoid of dynamic playmakers on both sides of the ball.   App State is better and would easily beat Miami.  This is a game A&M should win. 

Not if Hayes King has anything to say about it.

[ClubWhatever 12158]

Come kickoff time Haynes King will have been thrown on the trash heap of undeveloped QBs by Jimbo Fisher. 

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

I'll tell you about Texas a&m, it's a place that is extremely quite today and it's awesome.

They are circling the wagons!

[Fletch 5800]

3 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

Serious question, how does aggy approach midnight yell practice for Miami this week? They have to do it, because tradition, but sports fans across the country are eagerly waiting to see those same 4 yell leaders go out there and make fools of themselves again.

A week after making lame jokes about App State, then losing to App State, then becoming a nationwide punchline, they have to do it again, for everyone to see.

Will they cancel their own live stream and prohibit cameras?

I really want to hear what those idiots have to say about Miami. The thought of a dork in overalls talking shit about south beach is too glorious 

[Armybrat 40915]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

There is very little Old Army on texags.  The Olds would lose their shit if somebody considered discontinuing midnight yell.  It would hurt them on the donations side.

aggy olds are hanging around Sully’s statue.

[GreenspointTexas 9675]

i still cant believe this is real

[tigol 2404]

Just now, Armybrat said:

aggy olds are hanging around Sully’s statue.

With their sidearm?

 

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i still cant believe this is real

It is 100% real.

[Bill Lumbergh 7186]

16 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Come kickoff time Haynes King will have been thrown on the trash heap of undeveloped QBs by Jimbo Fisher. 

That would make the most sense, but don't they have a highly ranked recruit who is buddies with King and only considering them bc he's starting visiting this weekend?

['stache 21875]

7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO.  He’s worried about it looking worse than OU 2003?!  It was 77-0 with 2-3 min left in the third!  😂

Fun fact: In the long and tortured history of Bedlam football, spanning 116 games, our worst loss ever was 75-0. It was the first game ever played between the two schools in 1904, three years before statehood. The game was played in Guthrie, then the territorial capital. OAMC was mostly wayward farm boys, probably jr. high and high school aged, as were most rural ag schools at the time. OU had also started playing football in 1895, we started in 1900, so a little head start in forming the program. Through the height of OU's pro squads in the 50's on and our absolute gutter teams in the 60s, 70s, early 80s and 90s, we still managed to never lose that bad again. Aggy in the modern era managed to do worse than that in 3 quarters. That is truly sad. 

Edited September 13, 2022 by 'stache

[conVINCEd 21469]

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Fun fact: In the long and tortured history of Bedlam football, spanning 116 games, our worst loss was 75-0. It was the first game ever played between the two schools in 1904, three years before statehood. The game was played in Guthrie, then the territorial capital. OAMC was mostly wayward farm boys, probably jr. high and high school aged, as were most rural ag schools at the time. Through the height of OU's pro squads in the 50's on and the absolute gutter teams in the 60s, 70s, late 80s and 90s, we still managed to never lose that bad again. Aggy in the modern era managed to do worse than that in 3 quarters. That is truly sad. 

It certainly didn’t make me sad.

[TrashMaster G 17601]

1 hour ago, hookem48 said:

I'll tell you about Texas a&m, it's a place that is extremely quite today and it's awesome.

Very quite?

[TexasMan 10988]

Even she's embarrassed 

 

 

 

[jinx 2635]

5 hours ago, Chopper said:

Fisher: "NOTHING is more important than winning."

 

Ah, so Jimbo runs the “conglomerate” offensive play calling. I wonder if he picked that up from the great Chuck Strong. 

[MH BEVO 1265]

1 hour ago, RMac5 said:

 It won’t last, just not in their DNA.

Generations of sheep cross breeding. That DNA is beyond fucked. 

Edited September 13, 2022 by MH BEVO

[hookem48 4703]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Very quite?

shhhhhhhhhh

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

9 minutes ago, jinx said:

Ah, so Jimbo runs the “conglomerate” offensive play calling. I wonder if he picked that up from the great Chuck Strong. 

Oh,  it’s offensive alright!

[Wishbone 4782]

2 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Why would WV want to downgrade? 

This. Seems like any interest they may have had in their homegrown cuck would have taken a beating (like he did) on Saturday. 

[TriStone 1724]

21 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Tell me you suck without telling me you suck.

Furthermore that you can fly your Micheal Berry flag freely without expecting to be questioned. Dork. Are you sure your not aggy?

You religious zealots are just the worst.

[Burt 4092]

32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

i still cant believe this is real

What the fuck is he doing when he wants to emphasize a word???

[Treefidy 1469]

4 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Guarantee you they'll throw in a "joke" about Miami naming themselves after a natural disaster.

They will and not even blink at their own lack of self awareness that they will be holding the yell in a stadium remodeled with…. Wait for it…. Misappropriated disaster relief funds 

[SHOOTER12 8829]

26 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

 

Not quaint?

[Pig Bellmont 8739]

3 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

it's hard to see him willingly leaving that much cash on the table .

Yeah he’s never leaving unless aggy pays him $100 million or whatever to fire him 

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

11 hours ago, USC_TMB said:

https://www.outkick.com/texas-am-aggies-yell-leaders-history-tradition-viral-app-state-jokes-cringeworthy/
The piling on continues… poor aggy

for the night crew, this is quite the smashing

@aggypedia link-worthy

[ChickenNuggets 1633]

2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Yeah he’s never leaving unless aggy pays him $100 million or whatever to fire him 

he'll do that weird nutcracker grin and boomhauer staccato while dancing around reporter questions until he is forced to hire an OC and then he'll be a titular "head coach" until his buy-out becomes manageable.

Aggy's day in the sun is over. Texas moves into the SEC in 2024 and will cast literal shade over all things Collie Station. 

[Uncle Nate 2097]

29 minutes ago, Burt said:

What the fuck is he doing when he wants to emphasize a word???

I think he’s farting. 
 

The square dancing hillbillies in overalls is just too much. How is this even remotely appealing to urban and suburban kids from Houston, DFW, Austin, and San Antonio areas?  Just bizarre. 

[nnm 36652]

51 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Even she's embarrassed 

 

 

 

She’s quite rude. I’m sure this has been observed before, but that was new to me. 

[markstanco 12615]

Thank you, please don’t tell me how it ended.

Aggy lost again.