Tell Me About Texas a&m

[CosmoDog 311]

3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

He look like an 11 year old. 

11 year old cadaver maybe.

[Bottlecap 1523]

no that skit was a fuckin masterpiece and should be studied for centuries

[Balcones 316]

14 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I’m thinking more ETSU.

Good point.  The coach at UTSA probably has no ties to East Texas or the King family.  

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

39 minutes ago, Fud said:

I don't think the Le Batard skit was particularly well done, but anything to spread the word helps

I agree.  To me the significance of the clip is that it is a national show and not regional.   

[Steel Shank 9424]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

hey @Steel Shank we need your intervention up in here

I'm icing down some beer as we speak!

[Guadaloopy 10964]

12 hours ago, NAVY said:

Pancho Villas Tex-Mex in Dubai punched hard in 1991. Hadn’t had non-ship Mexican food in like a year. And those glorious margaritas. Stumbled the fuck out of there 

Señor Paco's in Bahrain was legit in mid-90's.  Might have been because it was one of the few restaurants in Bahrain that had a liquor license.  Mid-2010's Dubai had an El Chico in Jumeirah Beach that was at least reminiscent of Tex-Mex.

[Your Mom 4805]

White hat guy in the background is the best part of the skit. Aggie being laughed at on the national stage is always a good thing.  

[Dennis Taylor 18817]

24 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Good point.  The coach at UTSA probably has no ties to East Texas or the King family.  

I agree aboutthe connections...but Traylor wants to win

[TexasMan 10891]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

 

They wanted national relevance, and boy, you've got it now, aggy

[NAVY 6740]

16 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Señor Paco's in Bahrain was legit in mid-90's.  Might have been because it was one of the few restaurants in Bahrain that had a liquor license.  Mid-2010's Dubai had an El Chico in Jumeirah Beach that was at least reminiscent of Tex-Mex.

We couldn’t do shit that was off base of the Administrative Support Unit (ASU) Bahrain (AKA alcohol support unit). Gulf was real hot at the time  

[NAVY 6740]

Back on track…

fuck ol one tooth aggy 

[wood 11225]

4 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

They wanted national relevance, and boy, you've got it now, aggy

Yes, yes. Thank you, social media. We couldn't get the word out this well even 10 years ago.

['stache 21812]

1 hour ago, Fud said:

 

I like how they got the twitches right too, lol. How a single human being, no matter how bumfuck rural their raising, could see that shit and say "that's pretty awesome, I want to do that someday" is beyond my comprehension.

[Huckleberry 32859]

I'm old enough to remember when the Big 12 started how some old Big 8 fans said we were lying about them just because they're a rival. How they were half farm schools and we were just being city snobs about our agricultural school. 

SEC thought the same thing. They've learned. Now the nation is finally starting to learn. We didn't lie or fabricate anything. Hell we didn't even exaggerate. 

[EastTexan 662]

6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I like how they got the twitches right too, lol. How a single human being, no matter how bumfuck rural their raising, could see that shit and say "that's pretty awesome, I want to do that someday" is beyond my comprehension.

uuhm man. your avatar.

[Lou Loomis 746]

21 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

They wanted national relevance, and boy, you've got it now, aggy

“They have stolen elections… we have stolen valor….”  Dead. 

Edited September 15, 2022 by Lou Loomis

[Goodman 3273]

The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

[Davis Lane 5583]

On 9/13/2022 at 6:57 PM, DFW Horn said:

More reaction from their SEC "brothers"

 

WTF, man?!?

[Pimphand 5740]

15 minutes ago, Goodman said:

The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

You can set it to start at the correct time like this...
 

 

[Horn80 6119]

2 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

WTF, man?!?

[Gil Bang 25950]

13 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

while we are detoured, anyone in the bay area, smoking pig in san jose at the junction of 101 and 880 is owned by texpats and is legit

not franklins or blacks or snows but damn good for norcal

 

now, if i could just find a clay pot in Texas to equal Le Cheval in Oakland.....

Heritage BBQ in San Juan Capistrano is fucking legit. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22215]

18 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

You can set it to start at the correct time like this...
 

 

I see in big words TOUGHNESS and GRIT.  Two things that were clearly missing against App State.

[YGIFS 19450]

11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Heritage BBQ in San Juan Capistrano is fucking legit. 

Did you try the Salmon, Lloyd?  

[Deej 76768]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

TOUGHNESS and GRIT

Two things to prepare yourself for before going down on South Austin's mom. 

[YGIFS 19450]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Two things to prepare yourself for before going down on South Austin's mom. 

No, you're thinking of THIGHNESS and CLIT 

[Gil Bang 25950]

9 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Did you try the Salmon, Lloyd?  

Michelin recognized. 

[Sealtm6 35]

Back to our insecure neighbors:

A former older neighbor who went their did not like me kidding him after one of their losses.  He said something like “don’t disrespect us, we are Texas AMC”.  Have no idea what that meant. AMC??  He said it proudly. 
 

[YGIFS 19450]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Michelin recognized. 

I have a real hard time believing the tire manufacturer recognized the films of the Farrelly Bros.

[conVINCEd 21469]

Artificial military clowns?

[Uncle Nate 2097]

2 minutes ago, Sealtm6 said:

Back to our insecure neighbors:

A former older neighbor who went their did not like me kidding him after one of their losses.  He said something like “don’t disrespect us, we are Texas AMC”.  Have no idea what that meant. AMC??  He said it proudly. 
 

Guessing it's Texas Agricultural & Mechanical COLLEGE.

Edited September 15, 2022 by Uncle Nate

[General Specific 3259]

Case is better looking.  

All Herp, no Derp!

[YGIFS 19450]

https://www.facebook.com/HauntedTrailsJoliet/

Dammit, I can't imbed. But their logo guy,......same dude.

[Deej 76768]

6 minutes ago, General Specific said:

All Herp, no Derp!

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm old enough to remember when the Big 12 started how some old Big 8 fans said we were lying about them just because they're a rival. How they were half farm schools and we were just being city snobs about our agricultural school. 

SEC thought the same thing. They've learned. Now the nation is finally starting to learn. We didn't lie or fabricate anything. Hell we didn't even exaggerate. 

In fairness to them, the entire ag culture is really difficult to believe. I still sometimes wonder if it’s all one giant joke and that they’re actually comedic geniuses.

But the far more likely explanation is that they’re sincere and the whole damn thing really is as bizarre as it seems.

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1584]

1 hour ago, Goodman said:

The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

 

[Goodman 3273]

Half time speech was best, players do not care or listen. 

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Holy shit. 

Its that BOMC bumping up his ratings to lull aggy into choosing the wrong QB 

[C-Man 27222]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I agree aboutthe connections...but Traylor wants to win

Then why would he want King?

 

7 minutes ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

 

Why wasn't King in uniform in that still?

[Pimphand 5740]

48 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I see in big words TOUGHNESS and GRIT.  Two things that were clearly missing against App State.

Well not to mention the lion or the greyhound analogy.  That is totally an insult to greyhounds to claim that those clowns were greyhounds against App State.

[Dennis Taylor 18817]

5 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Then why would he want King?

Yeah thats exactly my point.  He was being sarcastic, Traylor and King (dad) certainly know each other well. But Traylor wants to win so would probably pass on King the qb

[Uncle Nate 2097]

The opening of that video reminds me of just how ugly the A&M campus truly is...when a water tower is the signature structure on campus.  

Whereas,

UT has the iconic tower:

 

Texas Tech has the Administration Building Bell Tower:

 

SMU has the signature Dallas Hall:

 

A&M's pride and joy is this...

  

 

 

[Hornbeliever 712]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

You can set it to start at the correct time like this...
 

 

Lost my Naked Gun dvd and needed a laugh so I watched their recap of the game.  I think A&M beat App St given their highlights.  Ags were just too talented to lose a game like that, I guess.

[C-Man 27222]

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Yeah thats exactly my point.  He was being sarcastic, Traylor and King (dad) certainly know each other well. But Traylor wants to win so would probably pass on King the qb

My apologies. I've been battling a bad head cold since the weekend and have been playing from behind all week. I'll take a lap.

[Hornin04 261]

 

Came to post this. I think they took it easy on them. Could've ridiculed way more. But I'll take it.

Cue aggy boycott

[MontereyMX 869]

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

He’s preparing to post his thesis on Tex-Mex.

Thanks can I get your moms number…for  friend? 

[Zeus 6022]

 

[Classic Rock 276]

2 hours ago, Goodman said:

The cucks locker room speach is just like his press conference, lots of words and little motivation. Starts around 11min. I think this entire team is high af throughout the entire vid.

 

It's times like this where I really miss Dave South.

[TexEx15 17515]

 

[C-Man 27222]

8 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

[morehornsepower 887]

1 hour ago, Sealtm6 said:

Back to our insecure neighbors:

A former older neighbor who went their did not like me kidding him after one of their losses.  He said something like “don’t disrespect us, we are Texas AMC”.  Have no idea what that meant. AMC??  He said it proudly. 
 

All Male Cheerleaders?