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And I said this a whe back....  If A&M thinks they can get out of Jimbo's contract with a "for cause" issue, they're in for a world of hurt.   You have to believe Jimbo has a shit ton of dirt on them and would gladly let it out.

And no coach of any quality is going to that shithole to coach after this debacle.

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16 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

Jimbo has another 82 years to make it happen.

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this is why we can't have nice things. wtf was the edit?

The edit was changing the # of years from 78 to 82 for comedic value.  Having said that, it has been a bloody mary morning.

 

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56 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They haven't paid it out yet. If there is one consistent aggy turdition, it's to lie, cheat, and steal enough to be able to brag about completely meaningless "achievements."

"We're payin Jimbo more'n any udder coach in histry! What a deal, we're the pree-meer SEC school in Texas! We run this state, birch!"

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11 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

Which says a lot about UT’s hiring practices for football coaches.

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Clemson, SC isn't exactly Shangri-La, but it's a way nicer town than College Station.  If there's any truth to this at all, it's just Dabo pre-negotiating a raise and an extension.

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Narrator: "There is no truth to this at all." 🤣

Recall how "facts" are established on Texags. [Grammar corrected for ease of reading.]

I bet tu is tampering with our players.

If they are, we need to rat them out like they did to Jackie who wasn't even cheating.

I was talking to a tu big donor, he's one of the guys who tells Sark what to do, he said that Texas was definitely slipping money to Aggie players and begging them to leave A&M. He said even if they don't get the players, they know they're f***ing with our locker room.

Since tu is tampering with our players, we should tamper with theirs. We've got more money.

We should call the Army to attack Ass-tin! I know one of the Joint Chiefs who said they hate tu.

We warned the SEC that tu was toxic. Let's run away from them again to prove we're not scared of them.

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49 minutes ago, Deej said:

Good news for Tom Herman. 

 

47 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

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13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

That's a pretty good spot for him. Expectations not super high. Easier conference to play in. Any success will be met with gratitude. A fun place to recruit players to. And given the legality of certain substances there, perhaps he can line up some transfers from The Station!

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Not sure if it is public or not, but the word is that Fuckface Herman is going to be the next HC at Colorado. Should be interesting to watch.

He would probably do okay there. He has done well when expectations are not high. Plus, he doesn’t get blown out in games aside maybe once or twice That I can’t recall.
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1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Herman has a tough hill to climb. Right now Mack is the only former Texas Head Football Coach to have any success (such as it is) after being fired. Everybody else went on to disastrous failure when trying to coach again.

I think he might do alright. He wasn't terrible by any means , just an asshole. 

If he can figure out how to be less of a dick, he'd probably be successful 

Edit : Colorado seems like a great place with low expectations, I think some other schools are going to wish they had hired him such as Nebraska where they'd embrace using the QB as a battering ram 

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20 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

That's a pretty good spot for him. Expectations not super high. Easier conference to play in. Any success will be met with gratitude. A fun place to recruit players to. And given the legality of certain substances there, perhaps he can line up some transfers from The Station!

Hmm, G2+THC oil? Dee-lish!

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2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82

I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. 

The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. 

I smell an extension totaling up to 770 million.

2 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82

I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. 

The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. 

I smell an extension totaling up to 770 million.

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53 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

The bar is set pretty low at Colorado right now, if Herman wins 5-6 games a year it will be a big improvement..

just starting from such a low bar. they are so bad across the board right now and it isn't like they have a ton of talent. 0 5*, 3 4* and 74 3* per 247 talent composite. haven't had back to back winning seasons in almost 20 yars (04-05), 1 top 25 in last 20 years and they have to play in the p12 every year. in what is also shocking they have finished in the bottom half of the p12 in recruiting rankings every year since they joined the conf.

no clear QB (2 young guys at QB at least?)

their rushing situation is kind of crazy. exact opposite of A&M - they have RBs with 46, 35, 38, 20, 29 rushing attempts. same at WR - 19, 12, 15, 12, 11 catches.

it's a tough job. if he can get to 5-6 wins consistently it's a huge jump.

 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:


He would probably do okay there. He has done well when expectations are not high. Plus, he doesn’t get blown out in games aside maybe once or twice That I can’t recall.

Plus, Kendra Scott has a home in Colorado. 

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