Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pimphand 5749]

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

At the 29:48 mark.

 

 

FIFY

Edited October 27, 2022 by Pimphand
shitty softwurr

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I am sure the hardcore recruiting nerds either know about this or will tell me I am wrong. My oldest nephew is friends with Weigman. He said that UT was interested but because they wouldn’t let him play both football and baseball, he chose aggy. My dad ran into Weigman’s mom in Cypress and she said it was because of Herman. I take this to mean Herman wouldn’t let him play both and/or they really disliked that fraud.

if all we ever get out of ewers is 49-0 then it's still a fortuitous turn of events

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

You don't say...

 

 

can each bag be recycled for blowjob redemption or is it 1-and-done per bag?

that looks like several hundred blowjobs at first glance....

[Eugene11 379]

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

so did bama. it's like aggy wants to lose. 

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Texas A&M's struggles on the field might be all part of the masterplan to help recruiting: "They see opportunities. Everybody says, 'Why go somewhere that's winning all the time? I may not play in awhile.'"

[GringoSalado 1651]

On 10/26/2022 at 10:19 AM, Huckleberry said:

2100-2020 = 80 but we're 2 years past 2020 = 82

I'm not saying it's right, but that's a common path of mental math mistakes. 

The fact that 2023-2099 is 77 seasons, not 78, is a separate issue. 

[markstanco 12577]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

and that UMass is their only certain win. 

Not so fast my friend....

 

 

I - FBS    Massachusetts    beat    Stony Brook    20-3
I - FCS    Stony Brook    beat    Maine    28-27
I - FCS    Maine    beat    Hampton    31-24
I - FCS    Hampton    beat    Tuskegee    42-10
II    Tuskegee    beat    Lane    35-31
II    Lane    beat    Tennessee St    28-27
I - FCS    Tennessee St    beat    Tennessee Tech    30-14
I - FCS    Tennessee Tech    beat    TX A&M Commerce    26-25
I - FCS    TX A&M Commerce    beat    SE Louisiana    31-28
I - FCS    SE Louisiana    beat    Incarnate Word    41-35
I - FCS    Incarnate Word    beat    Nevada    55-41
I - FBS    Nevada    beat    Texas St    38-14
I - FBS    Texas St    beat    Appalachian St    36-24
I - FBS    Appalachian St    beat    Texas A&M    17-14

[Dennis Taylor 18820]

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I am sure the hardcore recruiting nerds either know about this or will tell me I am wrong. My oldest nephew is friends with Weigman. He said that UT was interested but because they wouldn’t let him play both football and baseball, he chose aggy. My dad ran into Weigman’s mom in Cypress and she said it was because of Herman. I take this to mean Herman wouldn’t let him play both and/or they really disliked that fraud.

Herman offered Conner but it was after Texas had offered Ewers, Murphy and Klubnik which didn't sit well and after Sark never contacted him after he was hired . 

I'm not sure how Herman felt about baseball, but does anyone think Jimbo Fisher would be ok with that? And don't tell me Jameis played baseball, completely different circumstances.  Weig hasn't touched a bat in about a year and a half (he's not a pitcher) 

[Deej 76786]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

(he's not a pitcher) 

Not with that arm. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Herman offered Conner but it was after Texas had offered Ewers, Murphy and Klubnik which didn't sit well and after Sark never contacted him after he was hired . 
I'm not sure how Herman felt about baseball, but does anyone think Jimbo Fisher would be ok with that? And don't tell me Jameis played baseball, completely different circumstances.  Weig hasn't touched a bat in about a year and a half (he's not a pitcher) 

Just relaying what he told my nephew and what his mom said. No idea if he is actually going to play baseball.

[Dennis Taylor 18820]

2 hours ago, JMFP said:

Looks like you've contributed to her wealth...

 

41 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

can each bag be recycled for blowjob redemption or is it 1-and-done per bag?

that looks like several hundred blowjobs at first glance....

[Dennis Taylor 18820]

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Just relaying what he told my nephew and what his mom said. No idea if he is actually going to play baseball.

I get it, not meant as a shot at your comment. just funny to see all the "he's going to drop football for baseball " posts, apparently some aggy posters say over injury (concussion) concerns. He's only had one of those, and he played half his junior year on a pretty bad knee sprain that was kept really quiet. Definitely not something a kid that was rumored to be concerned about his baseball draft status would have been playing through. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

35 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Not so fast my friend....

 

 

I - FBS    Massachusetts    beat    Stony Brook    20-3
I - FCS    Stony Brook    beat    Maine    28-27
I - FCS    Maine    beat    Hampton    31-24
I - FCS    Hampton    beat    Tuskegee    42-10
II    Tuskegee    beat    Lane    35-31
II    Lane    beat    Tennessee St    28-27
I - FCS    Tennessee St    beat    Tennessee Tech    30-14
I - FCS    Tennessee Tech    beat    TX A&M Commerce    26-25
I - FCS    TX A&M Commerce    beat    SE Louisiana    31-28
I - FCS    SE Louisiana    beat    Incarnate Word    41-35
I - FCS    Incarnate Word    beat    Nevada    55-41
I - FBS    Nevada    beat    Texas St    38-14
I - FBS    Texas St    beat    Appalachian St    36-24
I - FBS    Appalachian St    beat    Texas A&M    17-14

According to that UMass should beat aggy by 131 points

[demos 3003]

Not with that arm. 

Not playing in the outfield either

[UTEE97 3521]

Few days old but funny.

 

 

[Dbeasy 15050]

Assume this has been posted already. Nothing says failure like a Hitler video. 
 

 

[jimmyjazz 45941]

At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken.

[RGBIII 22840]

5 hours ago, NoName said:

@RGBIII can you have behavior/morality clauses in NIL deals? i seem to remember someone (you) saying that as long as they were enrolled and "on the team" they got paid?

Ya you can include those, we have those in all of ours. Depends on how you structure your payments

[nnm 36404]

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

You know.

I would point at the four very active threads we have on aggy right now (this, Jimbo recruiting, KKL, and the screenshot megathread) and go "obsession noted" or some dumb shit like that, except for two things.

One, I'm enjoying the hell out of this.

Two, so is everyone else. Have you seen r/CFB on Reddit lately? It's turned into r/point_and_laugh_at_aggy. 

Aggy stupidity has gone national. Their "100 year decision" is paying off!

Whoa whoa whoa. Where is this screenshot thread?!?

Edit:  Found it. Well, I guess the next few hours of my life are now occupied. 

 

Edited October 27, 2022 by nnm

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

22 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken.

[Leanderman 2275]

"At this point their NIL deals are likely narrowed down to Kia, ABC Lawn & Pest Control, and The Dixie Chicken."

and the boys down at the sheep dip station.

[Deej 76786]

The guy who makes the boots for the corps guys should be able to pony up for an NIL deal with all the money he's stolen selling them women's riding boots all these years. 

[TrashMaster G 17555]

3 hours ago, JMFP said:

Looks like you've contributed to her wealth...

A lot of men have via their wives.

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not so fast my friend....

 

 

I - FBS    Massachusetts    beat    Stony Brook    20-3
I - FCS    Stony Brook    beat    Maine    28-27
I - FCS    Maine    beat    Hampton    31-24
I - FCS    Hampton    beat    Tuskegee    42-10
II    Tuskegee    beat    Lane    35-31
II    Lane    beat    Tennessee St    28-27
I - FCS    Tennessee St    beat    Tennessee Tech    30-14
I - FCS    Tennessee Tech    beat    TX A&M Commerce    26-25
I - FCS    TX A&M Commerce    beat    SE Louisiana    31-28
I - FCS    SE Louisiana    beat    Incarnate Word    41-35
I - FCS    Incarnate Word    beat    Nevada    55-41
I - FBS    Nevada    beat    Texas St    38-14
I - FBS    Texas St    beat    Appalachian St    36-24
I - FBS    Appalachian St    beat    Texas A&M    17-14

Can I get you to help me with my math?

Edited October 27, 2022 by Harrison Stafford

[deft 6846]

TCU would get throttled by the upper half of the SEC.  8     ...     KackAg87         7:55a, 10/26/22    In reply to Oknows   How do you think they would do against App State, Miss State and South Carolina?

We should listen to those guys. They know a thing or two about being throttled by half of the sec

[pyrohornIII 4814]

So is this Figurelli version 4.1?

 

[boilerhorn 1377]

Yeah - seems like a load of shit.  "CDC would like our booster club..."  Uh.  No.

[pyrohornIII 4814]

On 10/26/2022 at 5:45 PM, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Left off:

"At least we weren't ran [sic] out of the stadium."

<grammar police> 

If you are from West Virginia or collie station, the correct term would be "ranned" or "runded".

As the rest of the educated world and anyone with greater than a 1st grade education already knows - "run".

</grammar police>

You need a hillbilly translator to understand that hick! And even the hillbillies can't understand him since he can't even hillbilly right!

 

 

Such a shining example to set for his student athletes.    I would guess the "good ol boy kicking the can down the road" is beginning to wear thin.  Or maybe not.

[ScottS 1062]

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Can I get you to help me with my math?

You can probably get the same path to UMass being better than aggy using this website.

https://www.myteamisbetterthanyourteam.com/path

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

On 10/26/2022 at 4:14 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

If I remember correctly, his dad is the aggy women's soccer coach.  Ouch.

He is, but he is graduating in December and wants to do post-grad work elsewhere. (One of my kids knows him from when he played travel soccer)

[Victor Lazlo 1776]

26 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

So is this Figurelli version 4.1?

 

Of course that is another twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli. Couldn’t be more obvious.

Subtlety is not his strong point. 

[MH BEVO 1265]

43 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

So is this Figurelli version 4.1?

 

“Howdy fellow Horn,

My name is MH BEVO, Class ‘14. My friend CDC has reached out for our help. As you know 90 miles East of us there is a sleeping giant in the Fightin’ Texas Aggies.  We need you to be a member of our team, a 12th man if you will, and make slanderous posts to aid our recruiting efforts. Your posts will help offset the inherent advantage Texas A&M has with their pride and traditions. Only then can we have hope against the juggernaut that Coach Fischer is building.
 

Thanks and Hook’em

-MHB

P.S. Defiantly don’t screen shot and send this to an A&M Twitter account.”

[DaggerHorns 3085]

31 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Of course that is another twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli. Couldn’t be more obvious.

Subtlety is not his strong point. 

Are you talking about another Twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli?

[Leanderman 2275]

In order to improve attendance at the remainder of the home games. the gomer yell leaders have agreed to wear leather chaps for the remainder of the season, without pants.

[ousux 5597]

Will everyone stop claiming they bought that class with NIL money? Even Jimbo said they didn't have NIL in place. It's straight up bag money. 

Does the Dixie Chicken even have takeout containers? Lack of evidence..hearsay and slander!

[ousux 5597]

And to think less than nine months ago they were on top of the world after "signing" the bestest crootin' class in history

BOMC

I'm certain at least half those dimwits are convinced this whole thing was a Sip covert op.

[Modessit 5601]

Credit [mention=3029]Longhorn_Frenzy[/mention]

(Knocking on the locked door of Kyle Field)

Who is it?

Hey, man, it's Jimbo! Open the door.

Who?

Jimbo! Head Coach! Savior of Aggies Everywhere.

Jimbo's not here!

No, I'M Jimbo. Hello?

One of the many gems on that texags thread:

TCU would get throttled by the upper half of the SEC.

Georgia?  Yes.  Alabama?  Not so sure.  Tennessee?  I doubt it.  LSU?  No.  Mississippi State?  No.  Ole Miss?  No.  Kentucky?  Hell no.


So they about TCU would kick their ass?

[utee94 15823]

"Booster Club"

Really?

Like, it's the Dillon Panthers or something.

It all makes sense, I'm pretty sure I've now identified the leak:

 

[Cairn Horn88 8263]

Texas A&M will no longer play the rapper formerly known as Kanye West’s “Power” during the Aggies’ pregame entrance to Kyle Field on gamedays, athletic director Ross Bjork said on the athletic department’s Yell & Review Thursday. Bjork added that Texas A&M has monitored the situation with the rapper, legally known as Ye, in recent weeks after he publicly made antisemitic comments.
 

So sad!

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Will this be the excuse for losing this week?

[Modessit 5601]

Texas A&M will no longer play the rapper formerly known as Kanye West’s “Power” during the Aggies’ pregame entrance to Kyle Field on gamedays, athletic director Ross Bjork said on the athletic department’s 

. Bjork added that Texas A&M has monitored the situation with the rapper, legally known as Ye, in recent weeks after he publicly made antisemitic comments.
 
So sad!

I heard they're going with a new rapper. Some guy named Ye.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

25 minutes ago, utee94 said:

"Booster Club"

Really?

Like, it's the Dillon Panthers or something.

It all makes sense, I'm pretty sure I've now identified the leak:

 

At surly we're more of a booster gang

[FigurelliPwC 115]

1 hour ago, DaggerHorns said:

Are you talking about another Twitter sock of that pathetic, snaggle-toothed piece of shit Daniel Figurelli?

Can’t believe that tool, Daniel Figurelli, thinks his b.s. will ever work again.  He can join KKL, 6figs and Liucci in a giant circle jerk cage match to death.

[Beau Vine 54225]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

The guy who makes the boots for the corps guys should be able to pony up for an NIL deal with all the money he's stolen selling them women's riding boots all these years. 

Pretty sure they buy those boots from a reclaimed Nazi uniform outlet.

[TexasGolf 4903]

6 hours ago, markstanco said:

Not so fast my friend....

 

 

I - FBS    Massachusetts    beat    Stony Brook    20-3
I - FCS    Stony Brook    beat    Maine    28-27
I - FCS    Maine    beat    Hampton    31-24
I - FCS    Hampton    beat    Tuskegee    42-10
II    Tuskegee    beat    Lane    35-31
II    Lane    beat    Tennessee St    28-27
I - FCS    Tennessee St    beat    Tennessee Tech    30-14
I - FCS    Tennessee Tech    beat    TX A&M Commerce    26-25
I - FCS    TX A&M Commerce    beat    SE Louisiana    31-28
I - FCS    SE Louisiana    beat    Incarnate Word    41-35
I - FCS    Incarnate Word    beat    Nevada    55-41
I - FBS    Nevada    beat    Texas St    38-14
I - FBS    Texas St    beat    Appalachian St    36-24
I - FBS    Appalachian St    beat    Texas A&M    17-14

[DFW Horn 6123]

 

[Hairy Biped 586]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M will no longer play the rapper formerly known as Kanye West’s “Power” during the Aggies’ pregame entrance to Kyle Field on gamedays, athletic director Ross Bjork said on the athletic department’s Yell & Review Thursday. Bjork added that Texas A&M has monitored the situation with the rapper, legally known as Ye, in recent weeks after he publicly made antisemitic comments.
 

So sad!

So apparently they will be using the instrumental version of some song called "Bonfire" by Childish Gambino (whatever the fuck that is).  It's a good thing it's the instrumental , because the lyrics to that song are racist in every direction and offensive as fuck.  I can just see the faces of all the old redass aggy if they accidentally played the lyrical version.  My guess is that they chose it simply because of the song title.

[RomaVicta 29907]

4 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

So is this Figurelli version 4.1?

 

[markstanco 12577]

Does the Dixie Chicken even have takeout containers? Lack of evidence..hearsay and slander!

Why is thing a thing. I have actually been there back in 2004ish. It’s s bar. Yea I had fun but is this their greatest thing ever?

[TKthunder2 4991]

34 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

So apparently they will be using the instrumental version of some song called "Bonfire" by Childish Gambino (whatever the fuck that is).

[Tex Pete 20354]

40 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

So apparently they will be using the instrumental version of some song called "Bonfire" by Childish Gambino (whatever the fuck that is).  It's a good thing it's the instrumental , because the lyrics to that song are racist in every direction and offensive as fuck.  I can just see the faces of all the old redass aggy if they accidentally played the lyrical version.  My guess is that they chose it simply because of the song title.

I guess we need to make sure they all know the lyrics then, don’t we?

WWDaniel Figurelli do to Texas?
Chainsaw teeth-ass bitch.