Tell Me About Texas a&m

[jimmyjazz 45,917]

Just in case it has slipped anyone's mind, here is Nostradumbass' playoff prediction.  He might get Michigan in.  I doubt it.  The other three teams are 4-3, 4-3, and 3-4 (LULZ).

Edited October 29, 2022 by jimmyjazz

[BigHorn'13 3,363]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The corps dorks are doing their annual worship of the Great Pumpkin ritual.... god they're weird... 

 

"No. No. No... It's totally cool because they're in black AND white face. Plus those "torches" are just for those pesky bla...I mean mosquitoes. Ain't you never heard of cintella candles before?! Stupid sip."

/ aggy

42 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Just missing the white hoods. aggy are such an embarrassment to Texas. 

And a certain chant their beloved "ye" would endorse. / no cr

Edited October 29, 2022 by BigHorn'13

[John Coctostan 591]

Putting the guys with big crosses on their faces at the front of the torch parade is a particularly nice touch.

[InkaUtexas 25,918]

26 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

Putting the guys with big crosses on their faces at the front of the torch parade is a particularly nice touch.

Turdition. Need to pay homage to their legacy. 

[Tex Pete 20,351]

1 hour ago, John Coctostan said:

Putting the guys with big crosses on their faces at the front of the torch parade is a particularly nice touch.

But does the actual cross lead the procession or do they just light it when they get to their destination?

[Updawg 2,266]

And we only see the shit they do in public

Scary to think what that freak show does behind closed doors

Glory holes are probably just the tip of the iceberg

Do they even go to class? Or just play military cos play all day

[Basil 754]

they've brought full aggy to the sec in addition regular-grade scandal and disrepute, but what's unique about this post is this new claim for a Natty in 1940
that's not even on the pyle wall..... today
the 1940 final AP poll on 2 December:
gopher 8-0
tree 9-0
meatchicken 7-1
creamsicle 10-0
fighting fluties 10-0
aggy 8-1
aggy finished SIXTH in the final 1940 AP poll, but i think i found the glitch....
AP #1 votes in the final poll:
minnesota 65
stanford 44
michigan 5
tennessee 10
boston college 7
aggy 1
one single solitary 1st-place vote in the 1940 AP final poll
good enough
put it on the wall
 

You know that poster is a deep cover agent?

[Beau Vine 54,219]

[Pods 7,552]

 

 

 

Edited October 29, 2022 by Pods

[Deej 76,768]

Of course they made the black guy wear the pumpkin.

[WBT 20,564]

You can't blame aggy for running out of time in the hornets' nest that is Williams-Brice Stadium.

What's that?  Mizzou is up 17-7 in the 3rd?  Nonetheless.

[NWAustinDude 2,252]

[Henry Hill 3,156]

Worst tradition in all of sports.

[Deej 76,768]

9 minutes ago, NWAustinDude said:

"Everybody is making fun of Midnight Yell. What should we do?"

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,234]

Between Jimbo's outfit last week and his hoodie this week he's dressing like a guy whose just going thru the motions waiting to get fired.   I hope he's got a bunch of pajamas because it's going to be awhile before they put the money together

[Deej 76,768]

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Between Jimbo's outfit last week and his hoodie this week he's dressing like a guy whose just going thru the motions waiting to get fired.   I hope he's got a bunch of pajamas because it's going to be awhile before they put the money together

Still dresses better than Matt Rhule.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,234]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Still dresses better than Matt Rhule.

[ATXhorn17 1,617]

I’m gonna need 4 soul crushing INTs from Weigman tonight

[SHOOTER12 8,806]

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Between Jimbo's outfit last week and his hoodie this week he's dressing like a guy whose just going thru the motions waiting to get fired.   I hope he's got a bunch of pajamas because it's going to be awhile before they put the money together

He's going for the Belicek look of intimidation. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

11 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Between Jimbo's outfit last week and his hoodie this week he's dressing like a guy whose just going thru the motions waiting to get fired.   I hope he's got a bunch of pajamas because it's going to be awhile before they put the money together

wait till he starts borrowing his kid's chains to wear.,,,

Guess I'll split the Aggy game with the World Series... Please baby Jesus let Houston win and Aggy lose.

[Deej 76,768]

And a medallion that says "Somethin' Fishy"

[SHOOTER12 8,806]

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

wait till he starts borrowing his kid's chains to wear.,,,

Guess I'll split the Aggy game with the World Series... Please baby Jesus let Houston win and Aggy lose.

Not to be ugly but, is his kid "all there"?

[nnm 36,386]

3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

I’m gonna need 4 soul crushing INTs from Weigman tonight

Cmon stoopid sip. If he had started from game 1 they’d be undefeated, dontchaknow? 
One of them actually said that. It’s here or in the screenshot thread. 

[Deej 76,768]

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Not to be ugly but, is his kid "all there"?

He has a blood disorder. Don't know what caused him to be waterheaded, though.. Oh, wait, inbreeding. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

Looks like the wreaking crew showed up...

[WBT 20,564]

lololol

[C-Man 27,222]

Jesus, that was like a hot knife thru butter

Looks like the wreaking crew showed up...

[SHOOTER12 8,806]

They just continue to believe putting the milk men on TV enhances their brand.

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

They just continue to believe putting the milk men on TV enhances their brand.

They still living off nailing your mom when they dropped off the milk

[Macanudo 12,977]

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

And a medallion that says "Somethin' Fishy"

With Candy's picture on it.

[SHOOTER12 8,806]

1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said:

They still living off nailing your mom when they dropped off the milk

Not me bro, my mother hated those bastards worse than Jesus.

[UpperWestside 6,163]

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Beat me to it. Hahahaha.

I give. I have no idea what they are attempting to do there. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

He has a blood disorder. Don't know what caused him to be waterheaded, though.. Oh, wait, inbreeding. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Sent that clip to my lone aggie friend.  He replied with, "Dude, it's a time-honored tradition leftover from the truly Agricultural days of the school in 1960's rural Texas."  And I texted back, "Read that out loud to yourself and think how fucked that sounds to a student-athlete of color in this day and age.  I mean, I get A&M waxing nostalgia for 1939, but 1960's was not Texas' best look.  

I can't fucking believe who we have to share this state with sometimes.

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

12 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Sent that clip to my lone aggie friend.  He replied with, "Dude, it's a time-honored tradition leftover from the truly Agricultural days of the school in 1960's rural Texas."  And I texted back, "Read that out loud to yourself and think how fucked that sounds to a student-athlete of color in this day and age.  I mean, I get A&M waxing nostalgia for 1939, but 1960's was not Texas' best look.  

I can't fucking believe who we have to share this state with sometimes.

not everything has to be racist... they are retards in their own right... easy pickings. the racism card is way too fucking easy. you're better than that.

[YGIFS 19,450]

I dunno man, the connection between pumpkins and poor blacks in the South is pretty heavily documented.  Not like a stretch or grasping at straws kinda connection with Eyes of Texas 'n shit.  Like it's way up the list of historical, racial derision writ large all across the South.  But this isn't some CRT witch hunt.  The line drawn from blacks to pumpkins is pretty well known in southern history.  

I'm not saying this particular clip or this year's parade is racist, as you say-it's just fucking stupid and cultish.  But it's very much rooted in a racist time, place, practice, and symbology.  And not like 160 years when the whole South was being assholes.  This is just 45 years ago when a lot of these old army dipshits' parents were at A&M and rebooted the symbology from an older era. 

Not everything has to be stupid OR racist.  Some folks can proudly be both.  One often leads to the other.  And the fucking costumes aren't helping matters.

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

Pumpkins cause of halloween? Or no?

[YGIFS 19,450]

Dude, this is not a CRT conspiracy theory.  Yes, they were part of early Halloweens, but so was the Turnip of all things.  Pumpkins come about as symbol between agrarian life and industrial revolution tensions.  I mean, obviously the crop existed but it was coopted during this movement.  Then as North industrializes and South doesn't to the same extent, its role changed.  Then used during abolition movement.  Then finally as insulting symbol for poor blacks in the South from the Civil War through Jim Crow.  Ideological movements throughout American history have used animals and crops and commodities as placeholders and proxy war symbols.  The pumpkin is one of 'em, and not in a good way (for blacks).  Yes, the pumpkin is also associated with Halloween but was long ago coopted for more nefarious racism. 

If a bunch of drunk college kids want to celebrate Halloween and the sexy costumes that go along with it, there are more era-appropriate ways to do it than facepaint, torches, pumpkins and no children or candy whatsoever.  It's a weird look.  These guys probably have no idea the history even though they never shut the fuck up about tradition, but the roots of the event are dubious at best.  and not like in a fun way like Easter Eggs.

[hookem48 4,687]

31 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Dude, this is not a CRT conspiracy theory.  Yes, they were part of early Halloweens, but so was the Turnip of all things.  Pumpkins come about as symbol between agrarian life and industrial revolution tensions.  I mean, obviously the crop existed but it was coopted during this movement.  Then as North industrializes and South doesn't to the same extent, its role changed.  Then used during abolition movement.  Then finally as insulting symbol for poor blacks in the South from the Civil War through Jim Crow.  Ideological movements throughout American history have used animals and crops and commodities as placeholders and proxy war symbols.  The pumpkin is one of 'em, and not in a good way (for blacks).  Yes, the pumpkin is also associated with Halloween but was long ago coopted for more nefarious racism. 

If a bunch of drunk college kids want to celebrate Halloween and the sexy costumes that go along with it, there are more era-appropriate ways to do it than facepaint, torches, pumpkins and no children or candy whatsoever.  It's a weird look.  These guys probably have no idea the history even though they never shut the fuck up about tradition, but the roots of the event are dubious at best.  and not like in a fun way like Easter Eggs.

I saw a black lady at Kroger today buying pumpkins, maybe she's an aggy

[ChickenNuggets 1,626]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Dude, this is not a CRT conspiracy theory.  Yes, they were part of early Halloweens, but so was the Turnip of all things.  Pumpkins come about as symbol between agrarian life and industrial revolution tensions.  I mean, obviously the crop existed but it was coopted during this movement.  Then as North industrializes and South doesn't to the same extent, its role changed.  Then used during abolition movement.  Then finally as insulting symbol for poor blacks in the South from the Civil War through Jim Crow.  Ideological movements throughout American history have used animals and crops and commodities as placeholders and proxy war symbols.  The pumpkin is one of 'em, and not in a good way (for blacks).  Yes, the pumpkin is also associated with Halloween but was long ago coopted for more nefarious racism. 

If a bunch of drunk college kids want to celebrate Halloween and the sexy costumes that go along with it, there are more era-appropriate ways to do it than facepaint, torches, pumpkins and no children or candy whatsoever.  It's a weird look.  These guys probably have no idea the history even though they never shut the fuck up about tradition, but the roots of the event are dubious at best.  and not like in a fun way like Easter Eggs.

I know nothing of CRT, but the CR is ---->... 

[Gidnik 3,268]

[Henry Hill 3,156]

3 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Texas $84m

Edited October 30, 2022 by Henry Hill

[Chopper 17,230]

uh oh...

 

[Kel Varnsen 8,460]

Jimbo cares deeply about his players well being.

[DaggerHorns 3,085]

 

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Just in case it has slipped anyone's mind, here is Nostradumbass' playoff prediction.  He might get Michigan in.  I doubt it.  The other three teams are 4-3, 4-3, and 3-4 (LULZ).

25th, or so, posting of that buffoon's prediction. It's fine, never gets old.

Howard and A/M are a match made in heaven.

 

[Horn80 6,119]

9 minutes ago, Chopper said:

uh oh...

 

If true, should probably be sufficient grounds to fire Jimbo for cause.

[DaysOff 7,947]

Best 5 loss team in the country.

[Chopper 17,230]

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

If true, should probably be sufficient grounds to fire Jimbo for cause.

So far just a couple twitter randos talking about it. No reporters.