Tell Me About Texas a&m

[deft 6844]

 

I seem to remember them missing a bowl last year

[The Earl of Texas 3132]

We should start a legal fund that makes Jimbos contract even more complicated to dissolve.

[WBT 20561]

texags thread on their flu outbreak is fun

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3337367

[Post Oak 20210]

17 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

We should start a legal fund that makes Jimbos contract even more complicated to dissolve.

They're gonna say he voted for Beto and try to fire him for cause.

[Chopper 17230]

Shoo shoo retarded flu

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

Shoo shoo retarded flu

Message Board Geniuses is about to steal your material.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Does any other college/university, besides the real military institutions, have pretend soldiers marching in and out of the football stadiums?

I'll answer your question with a question...."is there any other college/university as delusional as aggy"?

[General Specific 3256]

We should start a legal fund that makes Jimbos contract even more complicated to dissolve.

Purple carrots, cold fusion. Dissolving contracts are next on the list of aggy things to solve!

[Blotto 23497]

https://texags.com/s/48335/press-conference-fisher-aggies-react-to-fifth-consecutive-loss/5

These weekly post mortems by Jimboomhauer are fantastic. 

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

35 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Purple carrots, cold fusion. Dissolving contracts are next on the list of aggy things to solve!

Ah yes, never forget the cold fusion debacle. While everyone one in the civilized world was calling this out as a fraud, including those of us in the UT Physics Department, aggy was, well..... going full aggy:

 

From 8 May only the A&M tritium results kept cold fusion afloat.

In June 1990 an article in Science by science writer Gary Taubes destroyed the public credibility of the A&M tritium results when it accused its group leader John Bockris and one of his graduate students of spiking the cells with tritium.

[jimmyjazz 45898]

Oh please, nobody explain this to him.  Not that I accept the 7X number, but still . . . math.

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

 

 

 

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Shoo shoo retarded flu

[DanTheHorn 4922]

7 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

That is because they had the flu we just don"t know the strain. It could be the yamevoy or the elportal strain

[hookem48 4687]

I live here in aggyland and heard nothing about a flu outbreak until today.

[speed817 19256]

Source of the flu outbreak....

[Deej 76759]

aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. 

Hope he enjoyed it. 

[deft 6844]

TIL smacking the back of your favorite noggin against the turf causes the flu for you and all of your coworkers

[Deej 76759]

1 minute ago, deft said:

TIL smacking the back of your favorite noggin against the turf causes the flu for you and all of your coworkers

Seems like some of the Ole Miss players would have come down with it.

Edited November 5, 2022 by Deej

[tejas60 3533]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. 

Hope he enjoyed it. 

What hotel, Red Roof?  Jesus. 

[Deej 76759]

The Hotel and Conference Center on Campus.

I'm sure he splashed out for a view of the water tower. 

Edited November 5, 2022 by Deej

[Horn80 6118]

Portal out of aggy is going to overheat once their season is over.

[Deej 76759]

3 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Portal out of aggy is going to overheat once their season is over.

South Austin's mom couldn't handle those numbers...

(Narrator: "She could.")

[hookem48 4687]

9 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy I work with shelled out $700 on a hotel in CS back in July for today's game. 

Hope he enjoyed it. 

damn, he must have a view of Wellborn Road.

[Armybrat 40832]

33 minutes ago, Blotto said:

https://texags.com/s/48335/press-conference-fisher-aggies-react-to-fifth-consecutive-loss/5

These weekly post mortems by Jimboomhauer are fantastic. 

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It's interesting that we had so many guys with the flu but none of the coaches had it.

Team has quit.

 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

 

[jimmyjazz 45898]

I can't stop laughing at the idea of a $700 hotel room in College Station.  Well done.

[Texzilla58 4733]

I heard the trick was to cut 2 slices out of the onion and put them in your socks so they rested against the bottoms of your feet all night

You’re also supposed to put the root end of the onion up your ass for a week.

[Texzilla58 4733]

I dont want Jimbo fired. I ant him there for years. Hope he gets an extension. Why see a potentially good coach get hired.

[demos 3002]

The Hotel and Conference Center on Campus.
I'm sure he splashed out for a view of the water tower. 

Paid $700 to be next to the railroad tracks?

What a regard.

[Deej 76759]

Hold on 85

[sdm 847]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Hold on 85

Deej you've veered off the road

[Deej 76759]

Haha. Wrong thread. 

[DaggerHorns 3083]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hold on 85

Wrong, it will be 84 years without a title.

[ReturnofNumber6 48]

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I dont want Jimbo fired. I ant him there for years. Hope he gets an extension. Why see a potentially good coach get hired.

Maybe aggy can give Jimbo a section of Kroger Stadium 

[troph 24783]

 

[Deej 76759]

Auburn waking up. aggy gonna be 4-8.

[CoTex 1160]

Thinking about the Jimbo buyout, inflation and the time value of money, he’s got 9’years left and inflation is over 8% - by my bar napkin math his last year of salary in today’s dollars may be a lot closer to $5mil than 10.  If they offered him cash now he might take a significant discount and still come out ahead.  Advantage.

[Chad 1728]

Didn't Billy say they took a giant step forward this season? How exactly? They're last place in their division. The icing on the cake would be a loss to UMass.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

10 minutes ago, CoTex said:

Thinking about the Jimbo buyout, inflation and the time value of money, he’s got 9’years left and inflation is over 8% - by my bar napkin math his last year of salary in today’s dollars may be a lot closer to $5mil than 10.  If they offered him cash now he might take a significant discount and still come out ahead.  Advantage.

Then he can’t win 9 games in a few years and get another 10 year extension 

[59 Burst 434]

There was never a question if they would fuck it up, that’s a given. It was how spectacular they will do it that makes it so much more awesome.

[speed817 19256]

What's gonna be aggy's excuse when Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in his first year???

[CooterBrown 18006]

What's gonna be aggy's excuse when Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in his first year???

Kelly is just improving his resume so he can get the aggy job.

[Cairn Horn88 8262]

4 hours ago, SA-KC_Horn said:

 

 

 

……but, but….we got Jimbo!

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

25 minutes ago, Chad said:

Didn't Billy say they took a giant step forward this season? How exactly? They're last place in their division. The icing on the cake would be a loss to UMass.

That seems a bit mastabatory but I'll allow it . UMass is program ending bad 

[TexasGolf 4896]

18 minutes ago, speed817 said:

What's gonna be aggy's excuse when Brian Kelly wins the SEC West in his first year???

Don’t care got jimbo

[Lone Star Horn 2016]

aggy vs aubbie for sec west cellar

[Topper13 3259]

51 minutes ago, Chad said:

Didn't Billy say they took a giant step forward this season? How exactly? They're last place in their division. The icing on the cake would be a loss to UMass.

Next year.

[DaggerHorns 3083]

Man………..Brutal! Lol