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  On 11/10/2022 at 1:04 AM, RomaVicta said:

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Anybody have any idea what kind of guys he doesn't like? I can't quite put my finger on it.

 

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I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

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Posted
  On 11/10/2022 at 3:33 PM, Frank Drebin said:

Billy Liucci is totally not thin skinned and totally does not care.

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And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

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  On 11/10/2022 at 4:19 PM, nnm said:
I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

You said “high” twice!
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  On 11/10/2022 at 4:25 PM, RomaVicta said:

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

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I like Billy.  It’s a sin to let suckers keep their money.  Billy has been making money hand over fist just delivering the ADs propaganda for 25 years now.  

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  On 11/10/2022 at 4:19 PM, nnm said:

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

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  On 11/10/2022 at 4:19 PM, nnm said:

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

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Needs "coach on the field" added to the list.

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  On 11/10/2022 at 4:25 PM, RomaVicta said:

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

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So you're saying he's an internet version of Dave South?

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  On 11/10/2022 at 8:52 PM, 927 E. 41st said:

Did I miss it, are they going to make "Popeye II"?

 

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We all recall that 1990s porn classic, Edward Penishands, but what was that other one with a Pinocchio character whose phallic nose grew when he lied? Peenocchio? Penisocchio? It was something awfully named.

Anywho, that's who Billy resembles here. "Lie to me, Billy, keep on lying!"

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  On 11/11/2022 at 12:11 AM, DanTheHorn said:

Right now the pulse is so much fun. To watch those speeches by Jimbo fall flat from the beginning of the game and halftime is so entertaining.

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Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

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  On 11/11/2022 at 12:39 AM, Beau Vine said:

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

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Wow. It is just like his press conferences. He’s a leader of men!

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Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

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  On 11/11/2022 at 1:58 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:
Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?
Lose this week, have players check out, lose to UMass. TexAgs will implode.
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Posted (edited)
  On 11/11/2022 at 12:41 AM, Beau Vine said:

Halftime speech: 

 

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“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”

$95 mil plz 

 

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Okay, TBF this team probably does need to be reminded to play offense.
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  On 11/11/2022 at 1:58 AM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

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Tigah going to run them out the field either way.  I hope they lose them all.  I want to see quit all over that field for UMASS.  

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  On 11/11/2022 at 3:45 AM, MH BEVO said:
“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”
$95 mil plz 
 

To be fair, losing is what they do, 2+ points a game is scoring points, and technically they play offense and defense.

Jimbo is at least being honest there.
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  On 11/11/2022 at 3:45 AM, MH BEVO said:

“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”

$95 mil plz 

 

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Can’t strikeout on mobile. However, I think the phrase is,

$95 mil FUPM. No please or thank you necessary. 

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"Where do I sign?"

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