Tell Me About Texas a&m

[nnm 36688]

15 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Anybody have any idea what kind of guys he doesn't like? I can't quite put my finger on it.

 

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

[TonyTexas 10535]

You see the “just kidding “ gambit when called out on this site on a daily basis. 

[RomaVicta 30033]

50 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Billy Liucci is totally not thin skinned and totally does not care.

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

[General Specific 3271]

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

You said “high” twice!

[nnm 36688]

13 minutes ago, General Specific said:

You said “high” twice!

We’ll, that certainly describes current aggy CFB players!

[wood 11287]

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Stupid seeyups. You just don't get muh humor! 

[Frank Drebin 5656]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

I like Billy.  It’s a sin to let suckers keep their money.  Billy has been making money hand over fist just delivering the ADs propaganda for 25 years now.  

[Vertuzzi 1401]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

[Fudge Nuggets 19228]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

I believe the kind of a football player that this redass old army guy likes is scrappy, high motor, gamer, sneaky athletic, gritty, winner, high football IQ, good fundamentals, plays the game the right way, lunch pail guy, heady and/or cerebral, deceptive speed, gym rat, intangibles, gets the most out of his abilities, has a lot of heart, grinder (both meanings for corps fake army). 

Needs "coach on the field" added to the list.

[nnm 36688]

30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Needs "coach on the field" added to the list.

Kinda guy old army redass aggy would be proud for his daughter to date. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19228]

4 minutes ago, nnm said:

Kinda guy old army redass aggy would be proud for his daughter to date go to church with. 

Let's not get carried away with the sinning.

[927 E. 41st 1124]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

And a laugh riot. Has there ever been someone with such a range of wit? I know I'm moved to laughter anytime I read one of his odes to Jimbo and national championship level practices.

He's a national treasure.

So you're saying he's an internet version of Dave South?

[Deej 76972]

This guy has no sense of humor.

Self-loathing, yes. 

 

Edited November 10, 2022 by Deej

[927 E. 41st 1124]

Did I miss it, are they going to make "Popeye II"?

[markstanco 12631]

42 minutes ago, Deej said:

This guy has no sense of humor.

Self-loathing, yes. 

 

Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear

[BadgerHorn 147]

On 11/7/2022 at 10:04 AM, Modessit said:

Sounds like some players are checking out and not wanting to play so they're extending the "flu" excuse.

SIAP

Aggy contracted the SEC flu?

 

[Dennis Taylor 18882]

50 minutes ago, Deej said:

This guy has no sense of humor.

Self-loathing, yes. 

 

[Tex Pete 20539]

43 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Did I miss it, are they going to make "Popeye II"?

 

We all recall that 1990s porn classic, Edward Penishands, but what was that other one with a Pinocchio character whose phallic nose grew when he lied? Peenocchio? Penisocchio? It was something awfully named.

Anywho, that's who Billy resembles here. "Lie to me, Billy, keep on lying!"

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

 

[DanTheHorn 4969]

Right now the pulse is so much fun. To watch those speeches by Jimbo fall flat from the beginning of the game and halftime is so entertaining.

[Beau Vine 54471]

26 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Right now the pulse is so much fun. To watch those speeches by Jimbo fall flat from the beginning of the game and halftime is so entertaining.

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

[Beau Vine 54471]

Halftime speech: 

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Are they going to talk shit about Auburn hicks and rubes somewhere in Alabama about midnight tomorrow night?  I assume they are, and it will be the tits (for Auburn).

Edited November 11, 2022 by lemonandaturd

[Xminus6 790]

35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

Wow. It is just like his press conferences. He’s a leader of men!

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Just watched and it was hysterical.  His post-game speech was literally just like his batshit stream of consciousness press conferences.  @TreatyOak, you may not  survive watching this:

 

 

Number 33 was not having it.

[Pescado_Rojo 19442]

Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

[Da Fino 2785]

Holy shit they are checked out in those videos.

[tx ind 7013]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Halftime speech: 

 

This is so pathetic; TCU has a weekly show on ESPN+ and the energy could not be more different.

[Hairy Biped 586]

5 hours ago, Deej said:

This guy has no sense of humor.

Self-loathing, yes. 

 

He looks  like a young W. C. Fields with Downs Syndrome.

[Lou Loomis 759]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Halftime speech: 

 

Live 10,000 years, Jimbo

[TreatyOak 16433]

1 hour ago, Xminus6 said:

Wow. It is just like his press conferences. He’s a leader of men!

Can’t wait to watch it. At the Chaps game right. Another inspirational performance by our undermanned, undersized team. 

[MAUFRAIS 6642]

Oh cool what position does your son play?

[Modessit 5607]

Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

Lose this week, have players check out, lose to UMass. TexAgs will implode.

[MH BEVO 1265]

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Halftime speech: 

 

“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”

$95 mil plz 

 

Edited November 11, 2022 by MH BEVO
Okay, TBF this team probably does need to be reminded to play offense.

[deft 6890]

He looks  like a young W. C. Fields with Downs Syndrome.

“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull semen. “

[Vertigo 20337]

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Number 33 was not having it.

That is a defeated team

[jinx 2635]

42 minutes ago, Lou Loomis said:

Live 10,000 years, Jimbo

I can’t find the Vice video where they are all hoping Kim Jong-Un lives 10,000 years at the basketball game but it would fit the Aggies so well. 

[Beau Vine 54471]

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Number 33 was not having it.

[CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL 1268]

Love that he has to tell them “don’t get bored” in that halftime speech. 

[fattyflattie 4638]

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I can’t decide if I want them to lose to Auburn this week eliminating themself from bowl eligibility and watching all their players opt out…or have them win the next two, then get run off the field by LSU. Which do you think would be more demoralizing for Texags?

Tigah going to run them out the field either way.  I hope they lose them all.  I want to see quit all over that field for UMASS.  

[Deej 76972]

"UMass was a trap game. Our boys were overly focused on what was important, LSU. You can't just show up and expect to beat a school like UMass. Expect us to take it out on LSU."

 

-Luicci

Edited November 11, 2022 by Deej

[TrashMaster G 17638]

As funny as it would be, they aren't gonna lose to UMass.

[bad_teammate 13226]

It's amazing that they're playing fucking UMASS in November. I hope we never schedule like that.

[Longboard Horn 40563]

10 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Holy shit they are checked out in those videos.

They're definitely losing to Auburn this week. Fingers crossed that UMass upsets them as well, but that's a long shot. 

[DanTheHorn 4969]

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

As funny as it would be, they aren't gonna lose to UMass.

Somewhere someone took the time to post the chain where Umass beat a team that beat a team etc etc that beat Texas State that beat App State.

[CooterBrown 18034]

“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”
$95 mil plz 
 

To be fair, losing is what they do, 2+ points a game is scoring points, and technically they play offense and defense.

Jimbo is at least being honest there.

[nnm 36688]

10 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

“Do what we do” “score points” “play offense and defense”

$95 mil plz 

 

Can’t strikeout on mobile. However, I think the phrase is,

$95 mil FUPM. No please or thank you necessary. 

[markstanco 12631]

As funny as it would be, they aren't gonna lose to UMass.

Don’t make me post how UMass is better again

[Redneck Mutha 8019]

"What can I do to get you into a new coach today?"

"I'm ready, let's do this thing!"

"Alright, let's see how the numbers work out.  For just a $21M down payment up front, we can then roll your remaining note of $7M/yr into your new note for the next 8 years"

"Sounds great!  Where do I sign?"

"Well, that just gets you out of the note on your current coach, now let's talk about what new coach you'll be driving out of here with and how much more that 8 year note will be.  We can get you into this slightly used Mensa Model H for just $5M/yr, if you're looking to save a little.  So for just $12M/yr for the next 8 years, you're out of this old broke down Fisher-250 and into a rejuvenated, new-to-you, high-octane coach."

"Hmmm...  Can you do $11.8M?"

"No."

"Well... ok.... can you at least throw in some maroon floor mats with this sweet new coach?

"No, but we'll put a new grill on it for you."

"Where do I sign?"

[UTEX_ME 4766]

SEC West championship rings? Seriously? It's not even an officially recognized 'championship' by the conference, just a top 2 seed in the SEC tourney.