Tell Me About Texas a&m

[tx ind 7013]

Middle dude has the exact same demeanor in every shot on the Facebook page, it’s greatness

[TexasGolf 5046]

7 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

[Da Fino 2785]

 

He looks like an NPC for some sort of VR game, or a thujone drawing of Haynes King.

[NWAustinDude 2252]

[SHOOTER12 8840]

1 hour ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Bunch of pigs and a couple "twigs" imo, NTTAWWT.

[bigcigar 1165]

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

He looks like an NPC for some sort of VR game, or a thujone drawing of Haynes King.

Remarkable that a guy can embody aggy so perfectly

[Loose Stool 112]

21 minutes ago, NWAustinDude said:

That is awesome!

 

[Bigbend1812 12954]

45 minutes ago, NWAustinDude said:

[Born Burnt 6188]

This aged like fine wine 

Ah, yes, how sweet the wine.

[nnm 36758]

16 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Maybe I'm missing something, but this was about a meeting in August, 2021.  When he got that badass raise, because he's a known badass.

The thread was bumped by heretical gomers. 

[lilMAC25 3841]

On 11/14/2022 at 9:19 PM, closetohumping said:

I’ll be damned. Heard rumor jimbo May be out 

I don’t buy it, but I’d laugh maniacally the entire time and post that stupid fake NC plaque and forward it to all my friends with any inkling of aggy tendencies.

[Longboard Horn 40638]

[tx ind 7013]

6 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

Needs Hamm but great nonetheless 

[Laxtonto 12362]

8 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

 

Is that a young Jerry Jones?

[Pimphand 6009]

John James Bilboheimer Schmidt may be taking up permanent residence in the Bottom 10

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/35033789/college-football-bottom-10-jimbo-fisher-texas-right-home

Edited November 16, 2022 by Pimphand

[SuckitKevin 924]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

LO fucking L!

[Steel Shank 9435]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

If I were AD at Texas

HC - Earl Campbell

QB - James Street

RB - Walter Payton

WR - Jerry Rice

OL - Bobby Wuensh

DL - Colton Vasek

LB - Tommy Nobis

DB - Greg Swindell

[lilMAC25 3841]

16 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Greg McElroy was on the ticket in Dallas discussing it.  It's was apparently a no-no for ball carriers to wear sleeves in his day because it makes ball security more difficult.  There may be some merit to that but I'd guess it's negligible.    

Receivers in the Jimbo Fisher offense are only there to block, so….

[markstanco 12640]

12 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

If I were AD at Texas

HC - Earl Campbell

QB - James Street

RB - Walter Payton

WR - Jerry Rice

OL - Bobby Wuensh

DL - Colton Vasek

LB - Tommy Nobis

DB - Greg Swindell

Well, a few of those coaches you wont have to pay very much.  I know somebody will be ecstatic on the savings! 

[Steel Shank 9435]

@markstanco, 5D chess, baby!

[GreenspointTexas 9722]

In all fairness, Davey and Jeff and those other profs in the meat dept at aggy are pretty damn good at what they do. Camp Brisket and BBQ summer camp were fucking great

[Harrison Stafford 3353]

Even the elements of nature conspire against aggy

[Tex Pete 20628]

8 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Even the elements of nature conspire against aggy

They have a lot of experience with things collapsing. You'd think they'd have been better prepared.

[tx ind 7013]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

They have a lot of experience with things collapsing. You'd think they'd have been better prepared.

Plus based on their engineering and the lack of structural integrity they probably were able to save some $'s on the explosives.

[Tex Pete 20628]

3 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Plus based on their engineering and the lack of structural integrity they probably were able to save some $'s on the explosives.

[Beau Vine 54501]

[Blotto 23635]

Like a pimp watching over his 11 bitches. I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month. The bar is about as low as you can get, but this guy might be my favorite ag strolling the planet these days. 

 

Edited December 10, 2022 by Blotto

[40acredropout 2908]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month.

[Armybrat 40945]

WTF?

They actually tailgate at their “competition”? 
What’s on the menu?

🤣

[General Specific 3297]

I imagine him sitting in his padded room waiting for the orderly to bring him another cup of pills

Where can one get the cup of pills, without the padded room? Asking for a friend.

Where is Doctor of Neighborhood when you need him?

[nnm 36758]

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

WTF?

They actually tailgate at their “competition”? 
What’s on the menu?

🤣

Chicken

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 855]

We gonna need a bigger boat aggy hall of champion(s)!

[Rudiger 1170]

12 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

“Girl” to the immediate left of middle dude is clearly Haynes King in a wig. 

[40acredropout 2908]

18 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

“Girl” to the immediate left of middle dude is clearly Haynes King in a wig. 

You're not wrong

Edited November 16, 2022 by 40acredropout

[Deej 77012]

[Jersey Man10 3562]

[wood 11317]

On 11/14/2022 at 1:38 PM, Kwix said:

That's not how this works.  Just say it wrong enough times and it becomes right.  Literally nobody understands this.

So, like saying 'verse' when you really mean 'versus'? Like 'Texas verse OU'. I heard this for the first time just in the last 2-3 years. Now I hear it all the time. English, motherfuckers. Do you speak it?

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

On 11/14/2022 at 12:38 PM, Kwix said:

That's not how this works.  Just say it wrong enough times and it becomes right.  Literally nobody understands this.

 

4 minutes ago, wood said:

So, like saying 'verse' when you really mean 'versus'? Like 'Texas verse OU'. I heard this for the first time just in the last 2-3 years. Now I hear it all the time. English, motherfuckers. Do you speak it?

Like using the word less when fewer is correct.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

13 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

[wood 11317]

23 hours ago, Mittens said:

No CR, but this is a beautiful double dip:

 

The "Let me tell you a story about a man named Jimbo, reminded me of this. Just replace Jed with Jim, and California with College Station ...

 

Edited November 16, 2022 by wood

[Cairn Horn88 8294]

1 hour ago, Rudiger said:

“Girl” to the immediate left of middle dude is clearly Haynes King in a wig. 

Looks like the "best" meat judgers are girls....they know a good piece of meat when they see it.

[Deej 77012]

Poor girls probably can't find any in CS. 

[South Austin 52676]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Looks like the "best" meat judgers are girls....they know a good piece of meat when they see it.

 

There's a reason they positioned this guy directly behind the trophy.  He was obviously the national championship MVP.  His phone has been probably ringing off the hook with NIL deals.

[Tex Pete 20628]

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Like a pimp watching over his 11 bitches. I'm guessing everyone of those ladies (including blazer boy) have eaten his ass within the last month. The bar is about as low as you can get, but this guy might be my favorite ag strolling the planet these days. 

[CooterBrown 18040]

If you’re in your 20s and have the haircut of a late 40s Baptist church deacon, circa 1983, you can only attend aggy.

I’ll bet this guy wears pleated khakis on the weekend.

[pops 7017]

23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 

There's a reason they positioned this guy directly behind the trophy.  He was obviously the national championship MVP.  His phone has been probably ringing off the hook with NIL deals.

Pos rep simply for the new avatar. 

[Deej 77012]

Are we sure they won for judging, or were they the blue ribbon heifers being judged? 

[NOMAAA 1696]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

holy shit i guffawed at this.  idiot!

[GreenspointTexas 9722]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

 

There's a reason they positioned this guy directly behind the trophy.  He was obviously the national championship MVP.  His phone has been probably ringing off the hook with NIL deals.

Tyson, Sheplers, Allsups, and FarmersOnly.com cant wait to snag him

[Harrison Stafford 3353]

Poor Jimbo.  He can’t have soup.  He doesn’t have a bowl 

 

Edited November 16, 2022 by Harrison Stafford