Tell Me About Texas a&m

[RDCanecutter 26381]

36 minutes ago, sdm said:

Not really all that amazing. When you hang on to so many turditions, you're frozen in time. Turditions are tricky that way.

It's like being Amish, if you replaced hard work and religion with being a dickweed.

[conVINCEd 21469]

16 minutes ago, ATexanAbroad said:

3 year + wait for the interview in Colombia

That’s a lot of good sex without getting married.  

[deft 6837]

So they only dropped 100 spots from their initial ranking

I mean when you put it that way….is it really that bad?

[Horn80 6114]

Pack of losers

[Lou Loomis 746]

aggy’s unchecked fucknuttery is just astounding.

 

They deserve every ounce of humiliation  they’re receiving on the national stage.

[Armybrat 40822]

4 hours ago, Wishbone said:

If Sam Houston was an aggy this would be the “Futbol” board and this would be our flag:

Moses Rose was aggy.

[tx ind 7006]

If a cannon is fired in an empty stadium does it still make a noise?

[markstanco 12571]

On 11/19/2022 at 10:53 AM, C-Man said:

Fuck that. They were complete assholes on game day and then we later found out about the breakfast and phone calls shit. They can be awful people.

I stand corrected from all of the replies.  That was 20+ years ago. I had no idea how they acted over that.  I cant even imagine the way  UT went out of their way to make it a brotherhood and they shit all over our state like that.  oh well, aggy does their thing i guess.  I give them a benefit of the doubt for a minute but it bites me in the ass..

[BabaYaga 15288]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

It's like being Amish, if you replaced hard work and religion with being a dickweed.

Let’s ride.  

[C-Man 27185]

I stand corrected from all of the replies.  That was 20+ years ago. I had no idea how they acted over that.  I cant even imagine the way  UT went out of their way to make it a brotherhood and they shit all over our state like that.  oh well, aggy does their thing i guess.  I give them a benefit of the doubt for a minute but it bites me in the ass..

The other thing was aggy made a big show of saying they weren’t going to do “Saw Varsity’s horns off” in the lead up to the game and then just before kickoff, they fired up aggy War Hymn and sang that part with even more gusto than normal. I knew then that all bets were off. It infuriated me.

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The other thing was aggy made a big show of saying they weren’t going to do “Saw Varsity’s horns off” in the lead up to the game and then just before kickoff, they fired up aggy War Hymn and sang that part with even more gusto than normal. I knew then that all bets were off. It infuriated me.

Fuck aggy.  Eternally.

[Beau Vine 54207]

It's time again to roll out Beau Vine's NCAA Postseason Bowl Rules!  (with a slight modification)

In my world, if I were czar of college football:

Rule 1: Every team is allowed to schedule one postseason game of their choosing.  If two Texas State and Kansas aggy want to play each other, GREAT!!!.  They can band together to find a sponsor and play at Waco ISD Stadium Giddings and call it the Sonic Bowl, or they can just play in San Marcos or Lawrence College Station and call it Texas State Plays Kansas aggy.

Rule 2: There are no more rules.

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

22 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Why, this team is only six plays away from being a one loss team. If this team stays together, after another offseason in the weight room and the playbook, this squad could become lethal… Just an eye test alone tells you Weigman’s going to be the real deal… he already has elite pocket awareness and the fundamentals are rock solid

[conVINCEd 21469]

3 minutes ago, Harrison Stafford said:

Why, this team is only six plays away from being a one loss team. If this team stays together, after another offseason in the weight room and the playbook, this squad could become lethal… Just an eye test alone tells you Weigman’s going to be the real deal… he already has elite pocket awareness and the fundamentals are rock solid

Give Jimbo time.  Aggy needs to show some patience here.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

45 minutes ago, C-Man said:

The other thing was aggy made a big show of saying they weren’t going to do “Saw Varsity’s horns off” in the lead up to the game and then just before kickoff, they fired up aggy War Hymn and sang that part with even more gusto than normal. I knew then that all bets were off. It infuriated me.

In all sincerity,  it should not have infuriated you. You know what they are.  It's like Charlie Brown,  Lucy and the football, it will never cease to happen. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

[Pimphand 5733]

5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Give Jimbo time.  Aggy needs to show some patience here.

Im leaning towards them hiring Deion and getting completely hogtied financially then some dumb gomer doing the racist bit and then Deion burning the place to the ground as a sacrament.

[hornian 5210]

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

That’s just an ounce over a pound. If they said one pound everything would just blow over. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Im leaning towards them hiring Deion and getting completely hogtied financially then some dumb gomer doing the racist bit and then Deion burning the place to the ground as a sacrament.

I like the cut of your jib sir.

[conVINCEd 21469]

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Im leaning towards them hiring Deion and getting completely hogtied financially then some dumb gomer doing the racist bit and then Deion burning the place to the ground as a sacrament.

They owe Jimbo $85M.  They are already completely hogtied financially.

[deft 6837]

They owe Jimbo $85M.  They are already completely hogtied financially.

Well their offensive linemen are trying to move some weight as we speak

[markstanco 12571]

I want aggy to flex so hard next month. Flex and tell the world that they can spend 86 million dollars firing a coach. And then bring in the next guy to fix it. Deion is a super reach with immediate recruits. But a person like Deion won’t take 5 million a year for 4 years in this dumpster fire. They will have to double down on his salary. That grave they have dug ain’t getting any shallower.

[conVINCEd 21469]

Just now, deft said:

Well their offensive linemen are trying to move some weight as we speak

Real team player.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

I saw a pound of weed in a guy's trunk one time.  It was quite a bit of marijuana.  I remember thinking it would take me a very, very long time to smoke it all.

PJ Williams must really not want to play for Jimbo.

[ousux 5597]

Im leaning towards them hiring Deion and getting completely hogtied financially then some dumb gomer doing the racist bit and then Deion burning the place to the ground as a sacrament.

If (and that's a BIG if) aggy were to both convince and moneywhip Neon Deion into becoming aggy coach, there is literally zero chance they don't pull some racist shit the first time aggy loses a couple games in a row or Deion refuses to participate in some of their more weird cultish behavior.

[Eskimohorn 5630]

If (and that's a BIG if) aggy were to both convince and moneywhip Neon Deion into becoming aggy coach, there is literally zero chance they don't pull some racist shit the first time aggy loses a couple games in a row or Deion refuses to participate in some of their more weird cultish behavior.

That was then. This is now. They Prime Time Now…

[Pimphand 5733]

Best 7 loss team in the country y'all.

Holy living fuck hahaha

[Henry Hill 3156]

They are not paying Jimbo $85m to go away. With that coin, they’d line up 22 5-stars every year and finally finish first at Candiland.

[Bevoette 1268]

14 hours ago, statsman said:

So, “they warned them”?

I guess that’s like how the Texas fans that celebrated the last SEC title by running onto Kyle Field were “warned” first, so it was ok for the corps to start throwing punches?

Apparently they weren't 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

37 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

They owe Jimbo $85M.  They are already completely hogtied financially.

Hogtied....and pegged.

[The Gimp 346]

42 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

Yo, next NIL check not coming ‘til January!  Brotha gotta eat! 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

30 minutes ago, ousux said:

44 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Im leaning towards them hiring Deion and getting completely hogtied financially then some dumb gomer doing the racist bit and then Deion burning the place to the ground as a sacrament.

If (and that's a BIG if) aggy were to both convince and moneywhip Neon Deion into becoming aggy coach, there is literally zero chance they don't pull some racist shit the first time aggy loses a couple games in a row or Deion refuses to participate in some of their more weird cultish behavior.

Take $200,000,000 Deion, then burn .it. down.

[Rip76 4924]

52 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

NIW

[Beau Vine 54207]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Im leaning towards them hiring Deion and getting completely hogtied financially then some dumb gomer doing the racist bit and then Deion burning the place to the ground as a sacrament.

If (and that's a BIG if) aggy were to both convince and moneywhip Neon Deion into becoming aggy coach, there is literally zero chance they don't pull some racist shit the first time aggy loses a couple games in a row or Deion refuses to participate in some of their more weird cultish behavior.

Having trouble picturing Deion being OK with the milkmen for cheerleaders.

[Beau Vine 54207]

1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Best 7 loss team in the country y'all.

Holy living fuck hahaha

This is awesome:

[Beau Vine 54207]

Also awesome:

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

They owe Jimbo $85M.  They are already completely hogtied financially.

Jimbo has turned into a White Elephant.

[Pimphand 5733]

Haha it does appear coach prime likes TAMU 😉

 

[pacman 7355]

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

Give him a break. PJ is just trying to raise money for Jimbo's buyout.

[Longboard Horn 40294]

[Horn Dogg 3874]

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Are we totally overlooking the fact that A&M offensive lineman PJ Williams was arrested with (what's rumored to be) 17 ounces of weed? 


https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Article/Texas-AM-football-PJ-Williams-marijuana-possession-arrest-198161655/Amp/


I'm no weed connoiseur, mind you, but that seems like a little more than what's needed for personal use.

I like to bash everything aggy, but I don’t see any issue here ha ha

[CycleTex87 2966]

18 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If it was me and I had to make that anouncement I think I’d say “total tickets sold to todays game, 91,000” or something like that. 

No, no , no.  The complete irony of the statement is way richer than the actual facts. 

[DFW Horn 6123]

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

They owe Jimbo $85M.  They are already completely hogtied financially.

I tried talking to an aggy about their predicament yesterday, but he didn't have much to say. I reminded him it only takes 100,000 aggy to contribute $860 each to buy Jimbo out. That didn't cheer him up any.

[Longboard Horn 40294]

 

[DFW Horn 6123]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

PJ's physique doesn't appear to be SEC-ready for the trenches. But, he can buy many protein shakes with the weed proceeds. Oh, snap

[Fudge Nuggets 19188]

20 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Texas is just like France now.  France would be a great place if it wasn’t full of French people.

Never had a problem with any of the French people I've worked with nor any problems when visiting France.

Maybe you're the problem?

[BabaYaga 15288]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

[Fudge Nuggets 19188]

6 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Haha it does appear coach prime likes TAMU 😉

This?

or this?

Yeah, tough choice.

[DanTheHorn 4913]

9 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Best 7 loss team in the country y'all.

Holy living fuck hahaha