Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Steel Shank 9430]

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Look at the set of opinions on her... 

 

Kanfucky.

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

Bottom 4 in the SEC lol

 

[Deej 76885]

4 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Put it on the wall, aggy

 

Rent fucking free.

[BigSwingingD 719]

50 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Put it on the wall, aggy

 

Here's aggy negotiating the first Texas game.

Hey aggy,  Fuck you. It don't make a shit and neither do you. See you on dead dog field.

[Cairn Horn88 8278]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Put it on the wall, aggy

 

Have the refs flip a coin…..as a second choice…first choice is at DKR….we just beat their ass at their place….

[tx ind 7013]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

Guess that philosophy explains things like this

[BigHornedLurker 1958]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Have the refs flip a coin…..as a second choice…first choice is at DKR….we just beat their ass at their place….

It don't mean a shit, haven't seen anyone even remotely complain. 

I guess they need to beat their chest like they won something, nothing else good to Yell about 

[El Squared 1813]

As the last encounter was at Pyle Field, I see no logic in going back there before rogering them again at DKR….

[Huckleberry 33063]

6 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

It don't mean a shit, haven't seen anyone even remotely complain. 

I guess they need to beat their chest like they won something, nothing else good to Yell about 

Exactly. When asked we should say we don't care because we don't. We win more than we lose against them at either place. So who gives a shit?

[Blotto 23564]

10 hours ago, nnm said:

 

 

Hes a man's man, every now and again he needs some time away from his kids

 

[markstanco 12586]

An internet “where are they now” would be interesting on tech bell ringer and listeater.

[wood 11236]

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Put it on the wall, aggy

 

OK, cool.

And we'll beat that ass just like we did last time.

[TrashMaster G 17584]

4 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Put it on the wall, aggy

I really hope the first game is in Austin, not because I give a shit where we play first, but only because it would piss them off.

[ousux 5601]

As the last encounter was at Pyle Field, I see no logic in going back there before rogering them again at DKR….

If logic factors in at all, I see no logic in ever playing Gomer again..

But of course we'll be trapped in the same division and have to put up with their shit once a year, every year

[RomaVicta 29966]

18 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I really hope the first game is in Austin, not because I give a shit where we play first, but only because it would piss them off.

We've invited Texas and OU to join the SEC.

But we had a gentleman's agreement that you wouldn't!

Well, now the gentlemen have decided the conference would be better and stronger with Texas and OU.

Well, then, we're so angry we might just leave and go somewhere else. You can't make it without Texas A&M! We're rich and we're making you rich. Just watch us leave!

We've got Oklahoma State on speed dial.

Well you can't make us vote for letting tu in! We'll show our spine and grit and vote against it!

The vote will be unanimous. Or we can call Okie State....

Now now! Don't do that. Throw us a bone. Anything. Can we play the first game against them at home?

Let me make a call. Hey guys, Aggy has a proposition.... Ok, they say they don't much care. The first game will be at Kyle Field.

We run this conference! Whoooop! Poooor t-sips!

[wood 11236]

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Put it on the wall, aggy

 

 

[Blotto 23564]

59 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

We've invited Texas and OU to join the SEC.

But we had a gentleman's agreement that you wouldn't!

Well, now the gentlemen have decided the conference would be better and stronger with Texas and OU.

Well, then, we're so angry we might just leave and go somewhere else. You can't make it without Texas A&M! We're rich and we're making you rich. Just watch us leave!

We've got Oklahoma State on speed dial.

Well you can't make us vote for letting tu in! We'll show our spine and grit and vote against it!

The vote will be unanimous. Or we can call Okie State....

Now now! Don't do that. Throw us a bone. Anything. Can we play the first game against them at home?

Let me make a call. Hey guys, Aggy has a proposition.... Ok, they say they don't much care. The first game will be at Kyle Field.

We run this conference! Whoooop! Poooor t-sips!

Fast forward to the Longhorn's first SEC contest, when we long dick aggy in DKR. 

[Pimphand 5835]

5 hours ago, wood said:

OK, cool.

And we'll beat that ass just like we did last time.

This is the way. You fucks who are whining about going back to Gomer T. Pyle sacred bat guano field are candy asses. Life isn't fair just run in and beat their ass and trigger their BAS and laugh.

[South Austin 52556]

Arch Manning don’t give a fuck.

[DigglerontheHoof 21210]

It don't make a shit. 

[59 Burst 434]

Having scoreboard on those dumb mother fuckers all this time has been awesome!  

[Scheiss Meister 8408]

It doesn't matter where the first rematch happens, just whip their asses and bring back memories for them.  I'd love to see the LHB do a tribute to Justin Tucker during halftime the first game back at Pyle.

[bigcigar 1164]

On 11/28/2022 at 10:38 AM, Pimphand said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3345754

They got three top 15 wins!!!!

 

[SHOOTER12 8819]

11 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It doesn't matter where the first rematch happens, just whip their asses and bring back memories for them.  I'd love to see the LHB do a tribute to Justin Tucker during halftime the first game back at Pyle.

Fuck those galdamned turd eating sons of bitches any time any place,  got damned scrotum licker licking maggots ...

Edited December 2, 2022 by SHOOTER12

[DaggerHorns 3085]

12 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Bottom 4 in the SEC lol

 

Is part of this calculation when they reported like 90,000 for the UMass game?

[tejas60 3534]

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck those galdamned turd eating son of bitches any time any place,  got damned scrotum licker licking maggots ...

*sons of bitches

[Bill Lumbergh 7177]

15 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Bottom 4 in the SEC lol

 

Get ready for a whole lot of bitching about rounding up.

[JTL2005 7]

15 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Bottom 4 in the SEC lol

 

WHOOP!

[utee94 15843]

4 hours ago, bigcigar said:

 

If LSU takes its expected beating in the SECCCG, and then loses again in the bowl game because SECSECSEC teams don't care about bowl games, it's possible they'll finish 9-5 on a 3-game losing streak and out of the polls.

Then, not a single one of the ags' "top 15 wins" would actually be a top 25 win.  Which would be hilarious.

Edited December 1, 2022 by utee94

[Dennis Taylor 18851]

13 hours ago, El Squared said:

As the last encounter was at Pyle Field, I see no logic in going back there before rogering them again at DKR….

Agreed but that was the scrap the SEC brass gave aggy in response to their insistence that big brother not be admitted to the conference at all. 

Aggy, being the simpleton that they are, are now flexing over that "victory " 

[Lidig8r 1874]

So, I wanted to recheck the statistics regarding our mentally impaired, brethren in College Station.

59 games in Austin. Texas 45 wins. aggy 13 wins. 1 aggy kissing its sister sheep.

50 games in College Station. Texas 26 wins. aggy 22 wins. 2 aggy kissing its sister sheep.

9 neutral site games (Dallas, Houston, San Antonio). Texas 5 wins. aggy 2 wins. 2 aggy kissing its sister sheep.

Total Record . Texas 76 wins. aggy 37 wins. 5 aggy kissing its sister sheep. 

In short, it doesn't make a difference where we play.

aggy inferiority is omnipresent.

[EZ$ 2105]

I 100% want our first game to be in Austin. Don’t give a single fuck about home field advantage, but want it just to make the aggy AD look like a complete dumbass….again. 

[Vertuzzi 1378]

6 hours ago, tejas60 said:

*sons of bitches

I like son of bitches better lol. Gives a more foreign feel. 

[jimmyjazz 46054]

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

I 100% want our first game to be in Austin. Don’t give a single fuck about home field advantage, but want it just to make the aggy AD look like a complete dumbass….again. 

I'm much more interested in playing them in their dumpy stadium, pushing their collective stool in, and laughing all the way home.

[Deej 76885]

1 hour ago, EZ$ said:

I 100% want our first game to be in Austin. Don’t give a single fuck about home field advantage, but want it just to make the aggy AD look like a complete dumbass….again. 

I hope the SEC is just telling them "Sure thing. The game is yours that year." Then releasing the schedule and it's in Austin.

"Sorry, aggy, didn't you figure out how these gentlemen's agreements work?"

[Modessit 5603]

With aggy engineering the way it is, their stadium may collapse before then.

[markstanco 12586]

4 hours ago, utee94 said:

 

Then, not a single one of the ags' "top 15 wins" would actually be a top 25 win.  Which would be hilarious.

That's not how aggy works.  They take end of season final poll, or the current rank at the time of the game.  Whichever one is ranked higher. 

[wood 11236]

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Agreed but that was the scrap the SEC brass gave aggy in response to their insistence that big brother not be admitted to the conference at all. 

Aggy, being the simpleton that they are, are now flexing over that "victory " 

Reminds me of Woody's new title on Cheers ...

 

[SHOOTER12 8819]

10 hours ago, tejas60 said:

*sons of bitches

Duly noted and corrected...asshole, lol

[Thatguy 8812]

6 hours ago, utee94 said:

If LSU takes its expected beating in the SECCCG, and then loses again in the bowl game because SECSECSEC teams don't care about bowl games, it's possible they'll finish 9-5 on a 3-game losing streak and out of the polls.

Then, not a single one of the ags' "top 15 wins" would actually be a top 25 win.  Which would be hilarious.

  I can never wrap my head around their logic on this

[Thatguy 8812]

What IF........................................

 

Everyone who has eligibility left comes back. Bijan decides to pull a Ricky. The O-line is a year better. Ewers is a year better. We work in some portal talent. Guys like Neyor finally see the field. We start where we left off next year and run through the Big12 on the way to a CFP appearance. Then we start the SEC the following year with Manning at the controls and go into Kyle and push their shit in. I can't think of a worse scenario if you are an ag. 

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

If livestock learned to speak?

[TKthunder2 4997]

For fuck’s sake stop thinking about our first aggy game being in College Station.

We played both aggy and Arkansas at their places last time. Both are likely to be tagged as our rivals along with OU. So with OU in Dallas we’ll get 1 of aggy or Arkansas at home and the other away each year, so we’ll play 2 in a row at either at aggy or Arkansas when we join the SEC. If aggy wants to pump their chest about it and claim victory…let them, it’s fucking meaningless.

We’ll also play at LSU first and likely get Alabama back in DKR first too.

[Scholz 11955]

13 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck those galdamned turd eating sons of bitches any time any place,  got damned scrotum licker licking maggots ...

[jimmyjazz 46054]

3 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

For fuck’s sake stop thinking about our first aggy game being in College Station.

We played both aggy and Arkansas at their places last time. Both are likely to be tagged as our rivals along with OU. So with OU in Dallas we’ll get 1 of aggy or Arkansas at home and the other away each year, so we’ll play 2 in a row at either at aggy or Arkansas when we join the SEC. If aggy wants to pump their chest about it and claim victory…let them, it’s fucking meaningless.

We’ll also play at LSU first and likely get Alabama back in DKR first too.

It seems pretty clear that most Texas fans don't give a shit about it.

[Dewey 3286]

8 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

So, I wanted to recheck the statistics regarding our mentally impaired, brethren in College Station.

59 games in Austin. Texas 45 wins. aggy 13 wins. 1 aggy kissing its sister sheep.

50 games in College Station. Texas 26 wins. aggy 22 wins. 2 aggy kissing its sister sheep.

9 neutral site games (Dallas, Houston, San Antonio). Texas 5 wins. aggy 2 wins. 2 aggy kissing its sister sheep.

Total Record . Texas 76 wins. aggy 37 wins. 5 aggy kissing its sister sheep. 

In short, it doesn't make a difference where we play.

aggy inferiority is omnipresent.

Only allowed to use the Sherrill years, you know, all the wars took the boys away, and no women in campus thing 

[rage-a-holic 4442]

42 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Only allowed to use the Sherrill years, you know, all the wars took the boys away, and no women in campus thing 

*except for any year before 1940 where they claim a "natty"; those were special rosters of walk-on quadriplegics and aggy mothers who easily beat t.u. while working in airplane factories for the war effort, during halftime.

[campcrunk 2503]

On 11/30/2022 at 7:32 PM, DFW Horn said:

Put it on the wall, aggy

 

I could be wrong but the fact that he keeps screaming this into the void any time someone puts a mic in front of him makes me think that absolutely nothing is finalized and he's doing his best to exert some kind of pressure? It certainly doesn't seem like the action of someone who's very secure in what he's saying 

[Pimphand 5835]

Aggy portal trakka now reporting 9 players out and 0 in

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3345573

[lilMAC25 3804]

45 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Aggy portal trakka now reporting 9 players out and 0 in

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3345573