Tell Me About Texas a&m

[SHOOTER12 8853]

4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M medical school bragged about removing photos of white male alumni:

The Texas A&M School of Medicine bragged that removing photos of white male alumni was an example of its institutional commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, new documents reveal.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-a-m-medical-school-bragged-about-removing-photos-of-white-male-alumni/ar-AA16o6U7?ocid=DELLDHP&pc=MDDS&cvid=7b13d60810ba414c9a791fbd942d0927

You've got to be kidding me...

[The Gimp 350]

It’s aggy.  The stupider it sounds, the more likely it is true.

[Longboard Horn 40899]

Something else for them to fuck up royally 

 

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

17 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Something else for them to fuck up royally 

 

That diploma mill has 74,000 students now? 

[Dennis Taylor 19050]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That diploma mill has 74,000 students now? 

Seems low, are they forgetting QaTmar? And hell there's at least 50000 Blinndergarteners from Katy and Cypress alone

[gofuckyourself 8683]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Something else for them to fuck up royally 

 

Bitcoin 101: Buying "recreational" sheep on the black market with cryptocurrency. Is it actually anonymous and should we care?  - Professor Cletus von Jizzjar

Edited January 17, 2023 by gofuckyourself

[markstanco 12654]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That diploma mill has 74,000 students now? 

74,289 to be exact.  Who knows what the number really is if they are using the same person that announces attendance at Kroger Field.  

[n64ra 1118]

20 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Texas A&M medical school bragged about removing photos of white male alumni:

The Texas A&M School of Medicine bragged that removing photos of white male alumni was an example of its institutional commitment to diversity, equity, and inclusion, new documents reveal.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/texas-a-m-medical-school-bragged-about-removing-photos-of-white-male-alumni/ar-AA16o6U7?ocid=DELLDHP&pc=MDDS&cvid=7b13d60810ba414c9a791fbd942d0927

Apparently, it's true. Here's what I found from a freedom of info request.

 

Before:

After:

[crash_davis 23158]

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

That car is probably worth more than an aggy degree.

[DFW Horn 6509]

Oh, aggy, still selling the SEC myth. "Now we's suck bc the SEC is harder." 

 

[tejas60 3535]

Riley is skeered of secsecsec. he'll replace Jimbo in 5 years.

[Mittens 8378]

 

[YGIFS 19453]

I think it was a Cheers episode, but not sure (some early 90's sitcom IIRC).  Anyway, not the line in "Casino" about Nicky's betting technique being un-scientific.  

But it's a main character talking sports betting with another regular about his mathematical approach to gambling.  And the schlub asks the smart guy, "You know so much about sports betting, what's your secret?"  And the smart guy says, "Basically, I listen to how you're gonna bet and I do the exact opposite."  

I'm starting to base more and more of my life choices on what Aggies are doing.  I look over at A&M and whatever they're doing in life, I try and do the exact opposite.  

[Uncle Nate 2097]

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I think it was a Cheers episode, but not sure (some early 90's sitcom IIRC).  Anyway, not the line in "Casino" about Nicky's betting technique being un-scientific.  

But it's a main character talking sports betting with another regular about his mathematical approach to gambling.  And the schlub asks the smart guy, "You know so much about sports betting, what's your secret?"  And the smart guy says, "Basically, I listen to how you're gonna bet and I do the exact opposite."  

I'm starting to base more and more of my life choices on what Aggies are doing.  I look over at A&M and whatever they're doing in life, I try and do the exact opposite.  

 

Also Seinfeld when Costanza realizes he will succeed if he does the exact opposite of what his instinct tells him to do.  I feel they should show that episode at every Fish camp as one of those mandatory onboarding trainings for new Aggy students.

 

[C-Man 27353]

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

 

Wow, those are usually kind of lame. I watched the first minute or so and then started working on something else but left it running. I was not expecting that touching ending for Mississippi State and RIP for Coach Leach. That was well done.

[Wishbone 4841]

4 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Riley is skeered of secsecsec. he'll replace Jimbo in 5 years.

Not unless his brain falls out before.

[Dewey 3314]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I think it was a Cheers episode, but not sure (some early 90's sitcom IIRC).  Anyway, not the line in "Casino" about Nicky's betting technique being un-scientific.  

But it's a main character talking sports betting with another regular about his mathematical approach to gambling.  And the schlub asks the smart guy, "You know so much about sports betting, what's your secret?"  And the smart guy says, "Basically, I listen to how you're gonna bet and I do the exact opposite."  

I'm starting to base more and more of my life choices on what Aggies are doing.  I look over at A&M and whatever they're doing in life, I try and do the exact opposite.  

Was it possibly the movie "let it ride" with Richard Dreyfuss? 

[TheStoicPaisano 9940]

How can I make it about me? Mascot Edition.

 

[Wishbone 4841]

7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

How can I make it about me? Mascot Edition.

 

Try some hog glaze on that mofo and a few hours on the pit. Then crap it out on your sacred grass. It’ll be ok Rev.

[YGIFS 19453]

Tusk Five is actually a pretty cool call-sign for a fighter pilot.  Reveille Ten is a cool name for a closeted gay bar in rural Texas.  

[Uncle Nate 2097]

16 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

How can I make it about me? Mascot Edition.

 

Hey Reveille -

Here is what Arkansas probably thinks of you...

 

[RomaVicta 30081]

On 1/17/2023 at 11:16 AM, tejas60 said:

Riley is skeered of secsecsec. he'll replace Jimbo in 5 years.

Also defines A&M as an entry level position at the SEC.

[TreatyOak 16778]

[Jiggy-Z 3467]

On 1/17/2023 at 2:31 PM, Uncle Nate said:

 

Also Seinfeld when Costanza realizes he will succeed if he does the exact opposite of what his instinct tells him to do.  I feel they should show that episode at every Fish camp as one of those mandatory onboarding trainings for new Aggy students.

 

Idea stolen from Hogan's Heros, when Hogan had to disarm a bomb that had landed in the stalag but had not detonated. It came down to clipping one of two wires where one disarms and the the other detonates. Hogan ask Clink which wire to cut and Hogan cuts the other wire and saves the day. Hogan said he had no idea which was the right wire to cut, but was pretty sure Clink would pick the wrong one.

[Deej 77176]

17 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

[jimmyjazz 46479]

47 minutes ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

They should have hired Cougar High engineers.

[SHOOTER12 8853]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

Sooner or later it will. My bet is on sooner.

[markstanco 12654]

They should have hired Cougar High engineers.

Why? Aggies are great at building stadiums.

[SHOOTER12 8853]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Why? Aggies are great at building stadiums.

You misspelled glory holes.

[Hagbard Celine 10996]

7 hours ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

it could

never go south of the 10-yard line of the south end of pyle especially with people in that thing

it's going to collapse with massive loss of life during a game before the end of this decade

[Dennis Taylor 19050]

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it could

never go south of the 10-yard line of the south end of pyle especially with people in that thing

it's going to collapse with massive loss of life during a game before the end of this decade

Avatar checks out

[SHOOTER12 8853]

On 1/17/2023 at 10:48 AM, DFW Horn said:

Oh, aggy, still selling the SEC myth. "Now we's suck bc the SEC is harder." 

 

aggys' sucking has made a lot of things hard... it's what they do. 

[Twizzler 176]

Am I the only person who didn't know they even had a medical school?  That institution never came up when my kids were applying.

[morehornsepower 887]

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it could

never go south of the 10-yard line of the south end of pyle especially with people in that thing

it's going to collapse with massive loss of life during a game before the end of this decade

And instead of learning & growing from the experience and holding anyone accountable, they will instead celebrate the sacrifice of those lost.

[927 E. 41st 1124]

30 minutes ago, Twizzler said:

Am I the only person who didn't know they even had a medical school?  That institution never came up when my kids were applying.

I know they have at least some of their med school at Round Rock. I did hear that they had an internship deal with Seaton/Breckenridge and when UT took that over for the med school they screamed bloody murder that their graduates had no internships available (and that it was all a plot by UT to screw them over). Lack of planning and options had nothing to do with it of course.

[Longboard Horn 40899]

 

[Longboard Horn 40899]

 

[TrashMaster G 17733]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

Why? Aggies are great at building tall stacks of logs.

Fify

[SHOOTER12 8853]

32 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fify

No, they're not. If they were great at it they wouldn't fall down. 

[TrashMaster G 17733]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No, they're not. If they were great at it they wouldn't fall down. 

I said they were great at building them.  Not great at building them well.

[South Austin 52695]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Can't hold onto student ID.  Do not want.

[Herpa Derpa 6160]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Can't hold onto student ID.

[LTtxfan 49405]

 

[markstanco 12654]

"not one of us"

"didnt buy into the program"

"Not a real ag"

"Not sec ready"

[utee94 15883]

23 hours ago, Deej said:

That thing looks like it could give at any minute.

[deft 6901]

Good stuff from aggy on r/cfb

[msucolt45 4143]

They as a whole, a group of generational morons, keep kicking the can of “next year” down the road. That road has increased in length for decades, so it just keeps piling upon itself.

They were mediocre in all conferences that they were in “historically”, so I really don’t know where they can possibly derive their “chest bumping” mentality. All one has to do is look at their history from previous conference participation: SWC, B12, and now SEC = barely above .500 in conference play.

They will fight to no end to ensure that both Texas and OU aren’t on their regular SEC schedule going forward. The SEC-W was already tough enough for them, let alone letting Daddy and Step-Dad appear on that annual 12 game schedule.

Hook’em!!!

[ousux 5620]

Can't hold onto student ID.  Do not want.

Does Arch really need ID around campus? Anyone that doesn't immediately know who he is should be fired/expelled

[Poolflood 845]

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

They as a whole, a group of generational morons, keep kicking the can of “next year” down the road. That road has increased in length for decades, so it just keeps piling upon itself.

They were mediocre in all conferences that they were in “historically”, so I really don’t know where they can possibly derive their “chest bumping” mentality. All one has to do is look at their history from previous conference participation: SWC, B12, and now SEC = barely above .500 in conference play.

They will fight to no end to ensure that both Texas and OU aren’t on their regular SEC schedule going forward. The SEC-W was already tough enough for them, let alone letting Daddy and Step-Dad appear on that annual 12 game schedule.

Hook’em!!!

Generationalmorons.com should autodirect to texags