Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 40568]

6 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

This is real life.

Right before the PSU tipoff.

Is that Carrot Top's cousin?

[Longboard Horn 40568]

6 hours ago, NevaLost said:

Don't care, won meat judging. 

 

[SimonBolivar 10961]

[Dewey 3298]

Gomer hated their seed because they thought they'd win round one and have to play Texas. Not because they're scared of Texas (sure Jan), but because they deserve so much more. Their AD actually and once again went on a fact finding mission to help ag nation understand the mistake that had placed them where they are. Then they get boat raced out of the tournament. Happens every time to those idiots. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

 

 

[closetohumping 17484]

[Crapinon 2277]

8 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

“I thought the aggies were supposed to be a 4 or 5 seed? 

They were posed to be so great.  

I am confused.”

The committee intentionally seeded them lower so they would have to face a team that was more likely to beat them. It's all part of the international plot to keep them from showing the world their athletic dominance. 

JDay

In reply to AggieRob93 • 10:05p, 3/16/23

 

 

They knew to match the Aggies with the worst possible matchup. That was the big F-you the committee sent the Aggies. Bjork needs to punch Byrne in the mouth next time he sees him for being a part of this ****ing.

 

[lilMAC25 3824]

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

Uh, since 1939. It’s right there in the quote.

[Deej 76983]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Is that Carrot Top's cousin?

Bill Walton's regarded son. 

[horn4life 3784]

The only eternal truth at A&M is that their inferiority complex results in a near constant overestimation of capability. Followed by a kick to the balls when the reality of their inferiority is again brought to the forefront.   A story that will be repeated as long as Aggies breath... And Longhorns smile...

[LW Goatman 1125]

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

9 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

"At least we weren't the laughing stock of the league"....aggy aiming high

I mean they are the laughing stock tonight. Ended their season with 2 blowout losses.

This is how you aggy. Scream from the top of your lungs that you were disrespected. Blame the sips and espn. Have the AD lead an investigation into the seeding crime, because he’s tight with the committee and has aggy balls of steel. Play the game and get destroyed by a 10 seed who you were above playing in the first place. Blame sips again as we and espn got what we wanted.

[markstanco 12636]

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Thanks for shitting the bed? 

[cochamps 1879]

16 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

This is how you aggy. Scream from the top of your lungs that you were disrespected. Blame the sips and espn. Have the AD lead an investigation into the seeding crime, because he’s tight with the committee and has aggy balls of steel. Play the game and get destroyed by a 10 seed who you were above playing in the first place. Blame sips again as we and espn got what we wanted.

Love the user name.  But how lucky must they be to get Blinnaggie2002 out of the thousands who went through Blinndergarden back then?

[Dennis Taylor 18886]

 losing by 17 after crying about your seed isn't the most on-brand aggy thing ever I don't know what the hell would be. I'd say never change aggy but that seems really unnecessary 

[Longboard Horn 40568]

[TrashMaster G 17653]

On 3/14/2023 at 5:31 PM, Modessit said:

At the Austin Rodeo so the kids can enjoy the carnival. They have a photo-op area with the Rodeo Austin 2023 logo and a Longhorn in a corral behind it.

Lots of folks in maroon posing with the horns down and grinning about it. I was tempted to ask one group of younger guys, "Can y'all do that stupid thing again? I know a place online where we can post pictures of idiots and I didn't get a chance to get your photo."
 

Rent free, man.

 

On 3/15/2023 at 10:07 AM, Tylerocks said:

Every time this thread is bumped...and I invariably click on it, the posts from that site are amazingly more "woe-is-me" than the last.

It's amazing to me how out of touch with reality they are on that site.  The NCAA/Everyone is out to get Aggy?  A team that hasn't won anything of consequence since the Nazi's moved in on Poland.  JLaw"ok"gif

They want nothing more than to be relevant.

*Nazis

[DFW Horn 6291]

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Yes, aggy may only lose by single-digits in this scenario

[markstanco 12636]

9 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

So they wanted Pitt or Drake?  Both teams may be weaker than PSU, but not weaker than aggy. 

[jimmyjazz 46301]

Their outrage over a 7 seed is like drugs in my veins.  While KenPom isn't the ultimate authority, it's one of a few useful strength metrics, and before the game they were ranked 25th, which correlates to a . . . <checks notes> . . . 7 seed.

[Longboard Horn 40568]

 

[Longboard Horn 40568]

 

[Royale with cheese 1467]

10 hours ago, cochamps said:

Is this a scene from Deliverance?

Deliverance was a documentary.

[Player 4576]

11 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

This is real life.

Right before the PSU tipoff.

Get a trout dog. Get a whaler. Or a clamwich. 

Let's get out of here. 

[Dennis Taylor 18886]

5 minutes ago, Player said:

Get a trout dog. Get a whaler. Or a clamwich. 

Let's get out of here. 

Do you have any fish here that isn't breaded?

It's all prepared the same way 

 

 

Edited March 17, 2023 by Dennis Taylor

[Pancho 45118]

This has to be a bit:

 

[Longhornlove 4899]

So, it is the committees fault A&M got boat raced? Nice.

[Js1 85636]

32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Whoop(s)!

[conVINCEd 21473]

33 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Surely their meat judging and bass fishing teams made it past the  first round.

[cochamps 1879]

28 minutes ago, Royale with cheese said:

Deliverance was a documentary.

Ok, offspring of Deliverance.

[DFW Horn 6291]

18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This has to be a bit:

 

Which one of you assholes is Blinnaggie2002?

[TreatyOak 16436]

[Tex Pete 20559]

2 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

This is how you aggy. Scream from the top of your lungs that you were disrespected. Blame the sips and espn. Have the AD lead an investigation into the seeding crime, because he’s tight with the committee and has aggy balls of steel. Play the game and get destroyed by a 10 seed who you were above playing in the first place.

I am still wondering what good teams they beat. They had a terrible record before they entered conference play...then beat shitty SEC teams. This is like their 2nd best evar covid season. They beat no one. They were still shitty.

[Cairn Horn88 8287]

3 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

Uh, since 1939. It’s right there in the quote.

So, aggy, since 1939, has yet to hire the right coach, for any of the 3 major sports!

[n64ra 1091]

If aggy was a 4 seed this year, they probably would have had to play Furman in the first round.

[Beau Vine 54472]

4 hours ago, Player said:

Get a trout dog. Get a whaler. Or a clamwich. 

Let's get out of here. 

Congrats on winning the internets!

[EZ$ 2105]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

If this was true, wouldn’t they have been playing the 11:15am game?  We had to wait all night to witness their inevitable suckage. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9371]

10 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

If this was true, wouldn’t they have been playing the 11:15am game?  We had to wait all night to witness their inevitable suckage. 

Let it marinate. In 2-3 years time, the story will be that they were ROBBED of a #1 seed, and that only crooked refs kept them from beating Bama in the SEC tourney. Everybody in the tourney was terrified of playing them so they all pitched in to make sure they were forced to play and lose to a lower seed that can't play a lick of defense.

Give 'em enough time and they'll be convinced that the original Dream Team of Bird, Johnson and Jordan would have been too afraid to play them.

[TrashMaster G 17653]

It occurs to me that this thread really, rightfully belongs on the Lulz Board.

Not that we should move it. But that is what aggy is to this world.

[MH BEVO 1265]

9 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

That’s a loser’s mindset. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19229]

On 3/13/2023 at 12:54 PM, Tex Pete said:

I guess that stupid bitch doesn't consider allowing them to duck us or any serious competition in bowl games to be "putting weight behind A&M."

 

And setting up conference schedules in a way that they never play Georgia and get Vandy 5 out of 6 years.

[Deej 76983]

What do you get when you breed a ground hog and an aggy football player?

Six more weeks of bad football

[HtownHorn 14793]

I mean we needed aggy to be a 5th seed so the run of 12th seeds would have continued.

[GringoSalado 1652]

 

[GreenspointTexas 9689]

Hell, technically, its the horses that actually won the championships… not the students

[markstanco 12636]

That’s a loser’s mindset. 

But if they were a 6 or a 5 seed they could have won it all.

That’s a loser’s mindset. 

But if they were a 6 or a 5 seed they could have won it all.

[nnm 36701]

On 3/17/2023 at 9:17 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Why not a 1 seed, so they could play a really weak team like FDU?  Or a 4 seed, so they could play a weak sister like Furman?

[Longboard Horn 40568]

[Tex Pete 20559]

8 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

 

It’s always 12. 12 horse championships. 12 students crushed by logs. 12 lies about why they left the Big 12. 12 gloryholes in the MSC. 12 Aggies to change a light bulb. 12 secretaries RC Slocum had affairs with. 12 students denied admission each fall. 12 = John Sharp’s IQ. 

[Armybrat 40940]

9 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

 

The 12th Horse tradition?

Never heard of it.

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

35 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s always 12. 12 horse championships. 12 students crushed by logs. 12 lies about why they left the Big 12. 12 gloryholes in the MSC. 12 Aggies to change a light bulb. 12 secretaries RC Slocum had affairs with. 12 students denied admission each fall. 12 = John Sharp’s IQ.