Tell Me About Texas a&m

[66BUFF 2,565]

55 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s always 12. 12 horse championships. 12 students crushed by logs. 12 lies about why they left the Big 12. 12 gloryholes in the MSC. 12 Aggies to change a light bulb. 12 secretaries RC Slocum had affairs with. 12 students denied admission each fall. 12 = John Sharp’s IQ. 

Twelve, man, that's the number.

12 chipmunks twirling on a branch...

...eating lots of sunflowers
on my uncle's ranch.

Υou know that old children's tale
from the sea.

 

[South Austin 52,536]

48 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Twelve, man, that's the number.

12 chipmunks twirling on a branch...

...eating lots of sunflowers
on my uncle's ranch.

Υou know that old children's tale
from the sea.

 

Penn State: Step into my office.

aggy:  Why?

Penn State:  Because you’re fucking fired.

[TreatyOak 16,401]

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s always 12. 12 horse championships. 12 students crushed by logs. 12 lies about why they left the Big 12. 12 gloryholes in the MSC. 12 Aggies to change a light bulb. 12 secretaries RC Slocum had affairs with. 12 students denied admission each fall. 12 = John Sharp’s IQ. 

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

4 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Hell, technically, its the horses that actually won the championships… not the students

You don't think those horses could have gotten into a&m?

[deft 6,867]

Neigh, they’d have to go to blinn first.

[Stinkpalm 689]

24 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You don't think those horses could have gotten into a&m?

Not if they were Friesians 

Edited March 18, 2023 by Stinkpalm
Well, maybe… since they’re athletes

[Dennis Taylor 18,849]

If it hasn't happened yet it will come out soon- the inevitable "We woulda beat those damn sips! Whoop!!" post. Guaranteed it'll happen.  aggy is undefeated in games against Texas that never happened

[TexasTroll 454]

1 hour ago, Stinkpalm said:

Not if they were Friesians 

Not gonna lie

had to Google it

”Friesians are graceful and nimble for their size.”

not aggy ish

So obviously, they beat out aggy by a nose…

 

 

Edited March 18, 2023 by TexasTroll

[Stinkpalm 689]

3 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

Not gonna lie

had to Google it

”Friesians are graceful and nimble for their size.”

not aggy ish

So obviously, they beat out aggy by a nose…

 

 

Haha, yeah was mainly just going for a joke pointed at aggy racism and lack of diversity outside of the athletic facilities (i.e.  fresian horses, whose coat is typically black or chocolate, wouldn’t get admitted there bc non-white) but had a feeling it might be too obscure. In hindsight, adding a picture of the horse would’ve helped

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[Jkwellborn 6,718]

You don't think those horses could have gotten into a&m?

Only if they went to a glory hole.

[closetohumping 17,455]

Dp South Austin’s mom style 

 

Edited March 19, 2023 by closetohumping

[Tired Horn 738]

What's Bjork supposed to do? The game, it be over. 

The Aggy, it be sad.

[nnm 36,504]

38 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

What's Bjork supposed to do? The game, it be over. 

The Aggy, it be sad.

I’m sure he’s writing a sternly-worded email. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,849]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

If it hasn't happened yet it will come out soon- the inevitable "We woulda beat those damn sips! Whoop!!" post. Guaranteed it'll happen.  aggy is undefeated in games against Texas that never happened

 

51 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

[TreatyOak 16,401]

56 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Fucking dumbass retard.  If UT really "owns" ESPN and the committee, why would they put underseeded teams in our path. 

He can't even be logically consistent in his own moronic fan fiction.

[NAVY 6,747]

Aggy is horribad at most of everything. Thanks for corn and napkins I guess.
 

Mostly though, go fuck your selves 

[demos 3,004]

There was a gentleman’s agreement!

[Lhorn 4,930]

We’re so important to the NCAA that they do our bidding and set up matchups to sink our former conference rivals?

If aggy had won we’d be playing them right?  If anything, NCAA would want aggy to have won to set up the Texas/aggy matchup.  That conspiracy theory makes far more sense.

Problem is the NCAA underestimated aggy’s suckage and turns out aggy couldn’t keep up their end of the bargain, losing to a lower seeded team.  Enjoy the off season losers  

 

Edited March 19, 2023 by Lhorn

[TonyTexas 10,520]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Fucking dumbass retard.  If UT really "owns" ESPN and the committee, why would they put underseeded teams in our path. 

He can't even be logically consistent in his own moronic fan fiction.

Even funnier is that ESPN doesn’t even have broadcasting rights to the tournament. 

[GreenspointTexas 9,662]

Gentlemens agreement!!!!

[Dewey 3,286]

Ross Dork has to make phone calls every time there's a perceived injustice. "I'm gathering information as I speak and will have a full report for you mouth breathers soon. "

"What we found was that no one knew Texas was joining the SEC, not even the commissioner. He apologized profusely and assured me we will get the first home game"

"In talking with the committee, they have admitted error, they dropped the ball and the NCAA is sending a Final Four banner that will hang in Reed" 

[Lhorn 4,930]

https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/game/_/gameId/401522165
 

Aggy doesn’t understand.  You simply don’t send a boy to do a man’s job.  

[Gaffords 757]

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Haha... If Texas owned ESPN, aggy would still be in the Big 12.

[Gaffords 757]

6 hours ago, closetohumping said:

The only reason aggy isn't great is because of tu...

You gotta love the Great Sip Conspiracy...   

I wonder what gems we would have if the internet has been around from aggy's birth.

JFK?  

Kept aggy from not being first on the moon?

aggy not part of the Manhattan project?

Manhattan project not code named something aggy related (list too long to type)?

I wonder if the tu conspiracy carries over to the afterlife?  Saint Peter probably doesn't even argue anymore...  "Yep, the Sips fucked you good here too.  They bought heaven 115 years ago. It's out of my hands..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Crapinon 2,260]

13 hours ago, nnm said:

I’m sure he’s writing a sternly-worded email. 

It's time to fire up the great aggy network! 

[Doctor of Neighborhood 429]

1 hour ago, Crapinon said:

It's time to fire up the great aggy network! 

Now way that photo is real.  There are no SEC stickers on the console.

[ousux 5,601]

Now way that photo is real.  There are no SEC stickers on the console.

Haven't you heard? The SEC is now owned by tu and ESiPN and no longer aggy worthy.

[nnm 36,504]

2 hours ago, Crapinon said:

It's time to fire up the great aggy network! 

 

Something that just occurred to me, if the aggy network is so all-powerful, Illuminati-like, then why does mean ol’ tu have its way with ESPN, etc.?  Shouldn’t it be aggy that controls everything?  

[Hank Chinaski 6,315]

10 hours ago, Gaffords said:

The only reason aggy isn't great is because of tu...

You gotta love the Great Sip Conspiracy...   

People are drawn to belief in conspiracies because it makes them feel better. It explains away something that they don’t like, it excuses them from any sort of responsibility. Conspiracy theories create “bad guys,” characterized as puppet masters, at whom theorists can direct their anger. And because conspiracies carry no burden of proof, they are malleable and can fit any narrative one might make up. They’re for hyperemotional, discontented, irrational dipshits.

When you keep this in mind, the prevalent sentiment on texags makes a lot more sense.

[DFW Horn 6,139]

26 minutes ago, nnm said:

Something that just occurred to me, if the aggy network is so all-powerful, Illuminati-like, then why does mean ol’ tu have its way with ESPN, etc.?  Shouldn’t it be aggy that controls everything?  

WRTS was/is more aggy delusion. All they ever run is their mouths.

Coulda, woulda, shoulda legends of their own minds.

[nnm 36,504]

17 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Yup. Made MBG. 

 

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15 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Even funnier is that ESPN doesn’t even have broadcasting rights to the tournament. 

That’s the best part!!!

 

 

convimces that dude is a poster here

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[Lone Star Horn 2,018]

[Vertigo 20,300]

[deft 6,867]

Wait, he can’t share those NIL benefits with teammates can he?

[General Specific 3,263]

They can sign their own “get out of jail free”, er, NIL deals!

[General Specific 3,263]

DP

[Dennis Taylor 18,849]

2 hours ago, deft said:

Wait, he can’t share those NIL benefits with teammates can he?

There's probably a group discount 

[Deej 76,875]

20 hours ago, Dewey said:

Ross Dork has to make phone calls every time there's a perceived injustice. "I'm gathering information as I speak and will have a full report for you mouth breathers soon. "

"What we found was that no one knew Texas was joining the SEC, not even the commissioner. He apologized profusely and assured me we will get the first home game"

"In talking with the committee, they have admitted error, they dropped the ball and the NCAA is sending a Final Four banner that will hang in Reed" 

The weight of a banner might collapse the roof. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,501]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Something that just occurred to me, if the aggy network is so all-powerful, Illuminati-like, then why does mean ol’ tu have its way with ESPN, etc.?  Shouldn’t it be aggy that controls everything?  

 

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Something that just occurred to me, if the aggy network is so all-powerful, Illuminati-like, then why does mean ol’ tu have its way with ESPN, etc.?  Shouldn’t it be aggy that controls everything?  

aggy controls the important stuff like chickens, sheep, nuclear fusion and sunflower seeds.

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

On 3/18/2023 at 8:41 PM, TonyTexas said:

Even funnier is that ESPN doesn’t even have broadcasting rights to the tournament. 

aggy must be referring to the women’s basketball tourney!

[Cairn Horn88 8,277]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Yup. Made MBG. 

 

[NorLa Horns 1,458]

9 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy controls the important stuff like chickens, sheep, nuclear fusion and sunflower seeds.

Aggy influence is ever growing. They are branching out into bailbonds now. 

[Leanderman 2,276]

I would love to see the faces of those gomers who end up in jail, when they are allowed one phone call, who do they see beside the pay phone but a picture of Preston. I hope they make the phone number something the gomers can remember like 1800- Jizz- Jars?

[deadshank 24,653]

11 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy controls the important stuff like chickens, sheep, nuclear fusion and sunflower seeds.

You forgot maroon carrots

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and stump grinding

[ABSR 5,321]

14 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

aggy controls the important stuff like chickens, sheep, nuclear COLD fusion, the secret of turning Lead into Gold, cement pond measurements and sunflower seeds.

Fixed it.