Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Hagbard Celine 10,903]

CONSTANTINOPLE!  damnit

[SHOOTER12 8,819]

32 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

CONSTANTINOPLE!  damnit

Guantanamera..Guajila Guntantanamera..yiyiyi

[TexasTroll 454]

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Guantanamera..Guajila Guntantanamera..yiyiyi

Gamera…Gamera…Gamera.   yiyiyi

[Leanderman 2,276]

That corn maze is perfect place for the gomers to play hide and seek with their livestock dates on Saturday night after a night of dancing at Dixie Chicken. 

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

14 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

This should be fun...

[South Austin 52,542]

14 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

This should be fun...

This tweet was made for MrPhlegm. Too bad he’s in a Turkish prison.

[Leanderman 2,276]

"This tweet was made for MrPhlegm. Too bad he’s in a Turkish prison."

Playing  "Hide the soap in the showers with the other prisoners"?

[TexasTroll 454]

18 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"This tweet was made for MrPhlegm. Too bad he’s in a Turkish prison."

Playing  "Hide the soap in the showers with the other prisoners"?

There’s soap in Turkish prisons???

[DigglerontheHoof 21,209]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

That corn maze is perfect place for the gomers to play hide and seek with their livestock dates on Saturday night after a night of dancing at Dixie Chicken. 

Glory corn holes

[Guest]

The top response to that "what do you think when you see the A&M logo":
 

 

[RomaVicta 29,961]

Corn Maze:

• Unlikely to collapse and kill any drunken students.
• So far, only a dozen severed toes from errant hoe application.
• Teaches us that corn doesn't cut itself down to make a maze.
• Takes enormous skill and work raising corn and cutting a maze. Only Aggies and aliens have this unique ability!
• Provides the epitome of God's beauty: a sunflower field in College Station, Texas. 
• Provides another way for Aggies to do something then fuck it up with a giant aTm logo.

 

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

46 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

There’s soap in Turkish prisons???

Love your avatar.   Friend/wife of yours?  Got more pics?

[Kwix 2,193]

On 3/22/2023 at 8:12 PM, DFW Horn said:

 

Really, they did the name mashup and didn't pick Bimbo?

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,290]

58 minutes ago, TexasTroll said:

There’s soap in Turkish prisons???

[jimmyjazz 46,021]

Doesn't look very maze-y, but I'm sure most of their customers get lost anyway.

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Doesn't look very maze-y, but I'm sure most of their customers get lost anyway.

And probably drop a dozen class rings along the way

[Leanderman 2,276]

"And probably drop a dozen class rings along the way"

Of course helpful and friendly gomers will show them the way from the parking lot to the maze.

[TexasTroll 454]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Love your avatar.   Friend/wife of yours?  Got more pic.  But FMEO.

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

 

 

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 854]

17 hours ago, Deej said:

Don't build a corn maze. aggy might sue you.

 

Oh, aggy maze. So this basically….

[Deej 76,877]

Just now, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Oh, aggy maze. So this basically….

Somehow, 12 students died constructing that maze.

[hook me 2,103]

Not surprising that aggy makes an awful corn maze. Also, not surprised they cut their paths by hand. 

[Deej 76,877]

Just think how many aggy rings have been lost in that corn maze. 

[ABSR 5,321]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Somehow, 12 students died constructing that maze.

They got lost and collapsed from exposure.

[BornAndRaised 12,306]

[pubes 139]

9 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Love your avatar.   Friend/wife of yours?  Got more pics?

Honestly same

[DFW Horn 6,144]

4 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

 

Edited March 24, 2023 by DFW Horn

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

5 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

She’s a close friend. 
plenty of pics, but FMEO.

FYI:

those are 60 y.o. Boobies……

And they are  fantabulous!!!!

Negged

Edited March 25, 2023 by TrashMaster G

[TexasTroll 454]

46 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Negged

I’ll take the neg.

they are worth it…..

[TrashMaster G 17,583]

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

I’ll take the neg.

they are worth it…..

Yeah, whatever.  You should share with your surly brothers.

[TexasTroll 454]

7 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, whatever.  You should share with your surly brothers.

Sure will

When we win “The Natty”…..

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yeah, whatever.  You should share with your surly brothers.

Yeah, I had a guy at work try and make a similar pitch. Before that, when a guy said something like "your wife is beautiful" I assumed it was just a compliment not an invitation to a swingers evening.

[Your Mom 4,830]

1 hour ago, TexasTroll said:

Sure will

When we win “The Natty”…..

We won like 5 of them last year. 

[TKthunder2 4,997]

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

We won like 5 of them last year. 

4 titles, 6 runner ups, but who’s counting…

[Longboard Horn 40,423]

11 hours ago, Your Mom said:

We won like 5 of them last year. 

And we're about to win another one on April 3rd

[Horn80 6,131]

Can any aggy lurker tell what time A@M basketball plays on Sunday?

Edited March 25, 2023 by Horn80

[South Austin 52,542]

7 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Can any aggy lurker tell what time A@M basketball plays on Sunday?

Rec league championship tip off is at noon.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,919]

No way aggy could win the rec league championship

[South Austin 52,542]

12 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No way aggy could win the rec league championship

Do you even Spring Game, bro?

[markstanco 12,586]

And we're about to win another one on April 3rd

[YGIFS 19,452]

aTm

average to mediocre.  It's the Applebee's of higher education.  The Chili's of athletics.  Nothing horrible, just that they are so goddamn content to just be in the middle.

[demos 3,004]

How dare you insult Chilis by comparing them to aggy.

[deft 6,867]

Those southwester egg rolls didn’t give their lives to enter my gut just for you shit all over their legacy

[Not a Sock 2,322]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

aTm

average to mediocre.  It's the Applebee's of higher education.  The Chili's of athletics.  Nothing horrible, just that they are so goddamn content to just be in the middle.

Bruh what part of A&M athletics compares to the  greatness of Chili’s southwest egg rolls and big mouth bites?

[Deej 76,877]

Every planet, dumbass.

[Al Czervik 1,229]

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Every planet, dumbass.

The only one that matters, Earth. 
12thMan9 has never traveled further than Bryan, probably doesn’t really believe there are other ‘planets’. 

[Leanderman 2,276]

Got Dixie Chicken.....advantage gomers.

[Biff Tannen 45,697]

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Every planet, dumbass.

[ClubWhatever 12,154]

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

True story:  reaction to two straight runs up the middle stuffed after having 1st and goal, down by 20, with 7 minutes left. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3,290]

14 hours ago, Deej said:

Every planet, dumbass.

To be fair to 12thMan9, we haven't discovered  "Planet Rape" "Planet Cactus Trash" or "Planet Billy Liucci's TexAgs Premium presented by Tractor Supply" yet...

[South Austin 52,542]

12 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

True story:  reaction to two straight runs up the middle stuffed after having 1st and goal, down by 20, with 7 minutes left. 

Wrong: He had just read one of Derka’s posts.