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  On 9/14/2018 at 10:03 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

When aggy was remodeling their tackle box, we saw pictures of their cannon on some scaffeling, mounted outside the stadium.  Where is their cannon stationed now, and was Smoky used at UT before aggy had theirs?   

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Smoky came first.  We began using Smoky in 1953 and aggy began using their cannon in 1984.  I believe the aggy cannon is kept just outside of their stadium and pulled inside by cavalry before football games.

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  On 9/14/2018 at 5:04 PM, Mr. Drummond said:

Honestly, its better than its ever been.  With them Blinn-teaming all the SWT/Texas state girls and UT making it harder to get in, there is more talent on campus than ever before.

There are still way too many ugly 20 year olds for 50k students.  But far better than it was in the 80s.

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Once the girls realize they're no competition for the livestock, they stop caring and let themselves go.

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  On 9/14/2018 at 8:39 PM, Harrison Stafford said:
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From the aggy corps of cadets, this practice is known as 'quadding".  Guys strip down another guy, spread-eagle him, and pour water on his genitals.
 


Totally normal and hetero. Just good bull with some buddies in our skivvies.
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  On 9/14/2018 at 9:13 PM, BigHorn'13 said:

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SIAP...... So what's the Real story about how bad Bilbo Faggins left the Florida State program??  

Quote from yesterday's game:   "Florida State Quarterback Deondre Francois was sacked four times, pressured on nearly every play and had no chance to find receivers deep downfield. It was so bad that late in the game Francois stopped helping his offensive linemen up off the ground."

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unlike last week i didn't watch any of their game last night. score was a blowout but my grounded-in-reality aggy friend (they are rare but they do exist lol) reported 'ags looked like shit, AL will kill us next week,  RIP Aggie DBs'... anybody see any of it? 🤨

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  On 9/16/2018 at 2:16 PM, Moby Ric said:

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

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They'll take that assfucking with an ear to ear shit eating grin on their face. Then brag how the kept the score closer than whichever ms team Bama beat the shit out of last night.

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  On 9/16/2018 at 8:08 PM, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

They'll take that assfucking with an ear to ear shit eating grin on their face. Then brag how the kept the score closer than whichever ms team Bama beat the shit out of last night.

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If they lose by less than 20, it's going in the record books as a W

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Let me tell you something about aggy: They're about to lose Demas and a few others when Texas gets their shit together this season. Texas is fired up and it's gonna show against TCU. Now that they've finally tasted that high profile win, we taken all their 3 good recruits.

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  On 9/16/2018 at 8:22 PM, Bevo14 said:

If they lose by less than 20, it's going in the record books as a W

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Yes.  Remember, this is a team that is always so desperate for being recognized that on their official website in 2006 they claimed to have a 10 win season.  

They claimed their maroon and white spring game as a win.   

We were in the middle of our 10+ game winning span and MeToo aggy just couldn't stand it.  Add the 2 new MNCs and conference championships they claim at Kroger... You just can't make this shit up, unless you're aggy.

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  On 9/16/2018 at 9:32 PM, Longboard Horn said:
Whichever high school team they play does.
True fact: The agricultural and mechanical college of Texas lost their first ever football game to a high school.

Powerhouse Galveston Ball High school.
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  On 9/16/2018 at 2:16 PM, Moby Ric said:

Wonder how that moral victory of aggy is going to feel like next week when Alabama opens their ass up like an umbrella.

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We laugh about it, but deep down inside the dark depths of aggy soul - behind the glory holes and bestiality - they really did justify the "100 year decision" based on the better quality of the moral victories.

They'd much  rather lose to Bama and Auburn and LSU and claim they played them tough than lose to Okie State, Texas Tech, and Kansas State.

So yeah, I think the moral victory will taste really good come Saturday night.

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