Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1258]

On 4/30/2023 at 11:35 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

"Cade" is the first name of 3 texags employees

 

[TheContractor 70]

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

finally something to go in the trophy room

[Tex Pete 20354]

8 hours ago, Sealtm6 said:

I’ve heard insurance salesman from NW Houston tell me “we need more of the Delores Liuccis of the world running this country “.  They say she is the salt of the earth.  The used an interesting term, said she’s a “good AG”.  These men were mesmerizing. 

She’s the salt of the earth because, as salt does, Delores Liucci stops things from growing. Particularly in the groin area. 

[Longboard Horn 40323]

 

[South Austin 52504]

I don't think they understand what "season-defining" means for them these days.

[jimmyjazz 45952]

8 home, 4 road?

WHO CAN DENY THE MIGHTY KYLE FIELD?

[TotallyLegit 3053]

If they can win at Ole Miss and it's not a fluke, I think that will be indicative of a successful season

Edited May 5, 2023 by TotallyLegit

[closetojumping 62725]

Those pussies play Abilene Christian, New Mexico and La Monroe and whine about the difficulty of their schedule.

[TotallyLegit 3053]

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

She’s the salt of the earth because, as salt does, Delores Liucci stops things from growing. Particularly in the groin area. 

Rather than salting Carthage, Scipio Aemilianus could have sent Dolores Liucci to govern it, and the results would have been at least as devastating

Edited May 5, 2023 by TotallyLegit

[TrashMaster G 17557]

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Those pussies play Abilene Christian, New Mexico and La Monroe and whine about the difficulty of their schedule.

To be fair, it WILL be difficult for them.

[Armybrat 40844]

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

If they can win at home with New Mexico and it's not a fluke, I think that will be indicative of a successful season

Fify

[Macanudo 12978]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

I think it's 11/18 when they try and win their 4th game of the year.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

I'd say when ULM beats them at home, their season will be pretty well defined

[Deej 76791]

Whatever game all the frustrations publicly come to a head between Jimbo and Bobby. I'm guessing the Arkansas game and a 2 and 3 start. 

[DFW Horn 6124]

3 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

If they can win at Ole Miss and it's not a fluke, I think that will be indicative of a successful season

aggy's conference record is better in the SEC than it was in the Big 12 or SWC. At least until last season. Not one of those gumps has an explanation for this.

Fuck aggy

[DFW Horn 6124]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

You know aggy will be voting for an 8-game SEC schedule.

Pussies

 

 

[nnm 36405]

aggy turditions explained. 

[Deej 76791]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

aggy's conference record is better in the SEC than it was in the Big 12 or SWC. At least until last season. Not one of those gumps has an explanation for this.

"Because we are an SEC team, stupid sip."

[deft 6849]

I don't think they understand what "season-defining" means for them these days.

Yeah, app st isn’t even on there and I’d say they defined aggy season last year.

And lol at them having a better conference record in the “big boy football” league than in the big 12. Playing that extra cupcake game per year probably helps too.

[Armybrat 40844]

1 minute ago, deft said:

Yeah, app st isn’t even on there and I’d say they defined aggy season last year.

And lol at them having a better conference record in the “big boy football” league than in the big 12. Playing that extra cupcake game per year probably helps too.

I notice those clodhoppers haven’t been referencing “lost to Kansas” since their comical debacle last year. 

[SimkinsMan 4387]

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I notice those clodhoppers haven’t been referencing “lost to Kansas” since their comical debacle last year. 

Repping you for the use of the fine old word clodhopper while, presumably, you were posting from the comfort of your davenport.

[Gatorubet 30238]

2 hours ago, Deej said:

"Because we are an SEC team, stupid sip."

Nothing owns the ‘sips more than tying for last in the SEC West with Auburn. They lost to 2-6 Auburn, but they beat LSU. Advantage Aggy!

[Armybrat 40844]

27 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Repping you for the use of the fine old word clodhopper while, presumably, you were posting from the comfort of your davenport.

No, I’m posting from the comfort of my electric-powered recliner with its own USB port.

 

 

[pubes 139]

21 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

She’s the salt of the earth because, as salt does, Delores Liucci stops things from growing. Particularly in the groin area. 

Not for me buddy. I gots terabytes in the old spank bank. plz dnt kink shame 

[T-shirt Sip 2103]

51 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

No, I’m posting from the comfort of my electric-powered recliner with its own USB port.

 

 

[nnm 36405]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

No, I’m posting from the comfort of my electric-powered recliner with its own USB port.

 

 

Where’s the sidearm? Gotta have it handy. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22222]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Whatever game all the frustrations publicly come to a head between Jimbo and Bobby. I'm guessing the Arkansas game and a 2 and 3 start. 

Looch has already proclaimed that if they lose to Auburn then the season is over.  Hugh Freeze will coach circles around Dumbo and that Durkin defense.

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I notice those clodhoppers haven’t been referencing “lost to Kansas” since their comical debacle last year. 

clodhopper

noun

clod·hop·per ˈkläd-ˌhä-pər 

 

Synonyms of clodhopper

 

1

: a clumsy and uncouth rustic

2

: a large heavy work shoe or boot

[TotallyLegit 3053]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

clodhopper

noun

clod·hop·per ˈkläd-ˌhä-pər 

 

Synonyms of clodhopper

 

1

: a clumsy and uncouth rustic

2

: a large heavy work shoe or boot

Oh, so like a shitkicker

[Lymanward 55]

19 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Pretty well just overlay the roller coaster meme and it should give a pretty clear look at expectations. 

[nnm 36405]

5 minutes ago, Lymanward said:

Pretty well just overlay the roller coaster meme and it should give a pretty clear look at expectations. 

I don’t think so this year. The U early won’t give the chance for that huge rise before the drop. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

How do they get 5 home and 3 away conference games? How do they STILL not have to play Georgia 

[Armybrat 40844]

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

clodhopper

noun

clod·hop·per ˈkläd-ˌhä-pər 

 

Synonyms of clodhopper

 

1

: a clumsy and uncouth rustic

2

: a large heavy work shoe or boot

3

A country oaf who hops over furrows.

[Sabalo 994]

27 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How do they get 5 home and 3 away conference games? How do they STILL not have to play Georgia 

I can only assume they are counting Arky as a home game but SEC treats them as the road team at Jerryworld.

[lilMAC25 3794]

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How do they get 5 home and 3 away conference games? How do they STILL not have to play Georgia 

😂 

 

georgia is afraid of Kyle Field!!!!

[Tigersnake 670]

I met a young guy and his wife at a wine bar yesterday happy hour. Find out in conversation that he is a Mississippi State grad and talked a little about football and sports in general but didn't offer yet that I went to UT. Talked about how State is the far less racist choice in his home state etc.  The he goes, completely unprompted, "Man, the Aggies...Oh, sorry, you're not an Aggie are you?? Oh, good. What with those people and, like, their strange stuff? They say they have all of these military connections with their band...I mean I googled them and it turns out that's not true at all and a whole lot of other weird shit as well."  Word is getting out gentlemen. Excellent work.

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How do they get 5 home and 3 away conference games? How do they STILL not have to play Georgia 

from 1944 to 1966 bammer/georgia played home and home every year

since then, bammerdawg games in athens or tuscaloosa/birmingham: 1972, 1973, 1976, 1977, 1984, 1985, 1990, 1991, 1994, 1995, 2002, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2015, 2020

that's 16 regular season games in 55 years, averaging a game every 3.43 years

since aggy joined in 2012 they have played georgia once in 2019, thus averaging a game every 11 years, which could be the all-time SEC duck record

[TheContractor 70]

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

How do they get 5 home and 3 away conference games? How do they STILL not have to play Georgia 

4 home games, 3 away games, 1 neutral site (arky)

but avoiding UGA for so long is crazy. USCwest has played better than usual so hopefully they can beat Aggie. 

Bama, Lsu, Tenn are going to be tough games for Aggie. What can Miami, Arky, Ole Miss, Miss St and Auburn do?

Aggie will win, ACU, New Mexico and UL Monroe. 

[TrashMaster G 17557]

14 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Looch has already proclaimed that if they lose to Auburn then the season is over.  Hugh Freeze will coach circles around Dumbo and that Durkin defense.

Listen to Looch much?  That seems like a horrible way to pass the time.

 

4 hours ago, Tigersnake said:

I met a young guy and his wife at a wine bar yesterday happy hour. Find out in conversation that he is a Mississippi State grad and talked a little about football and sports in general but didn't offer yet that I went to UT. Talked about how State is the far less racist choice in his home state etc.  The he goes, completely unprompted, "Man, the Aggies...Oh, sorry, you're not an Aggie are you?? Oh, good. What with those people and, like, their strange stuff? They say they have all of these military connections with their band...I mean I googled them and it turns out that's not true at all and a whole lot of other weird shit as well."  Word is getting out gentlemen. Excellent work.

If the Deep South had decent internet density, it wouldn't be taking so long.

[TheContractor 70]

3 hours ago, TheContractor said:

4 home games, 3 away games, 1 neutral site (arky)

but avoiding UGA for so long is crazy. USCwest has played better than usual so hopefully they can beat Aggie. 

Bama, Lsu, Tenn are going to be tough games for Aggie. What can Miami, Arky, Ole Miss, Miss St and Auburn do?

Aggie will win, ACU, New Mexico and UL Monroe. 

USCEast not west 🤬

[Armybrat 40844]

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

from 1944 to 1966 bammer/georgia played home and home every year

since then, bammerdawg games in athens or tuscaloosa/birmingham: 1972, 1973, 1976, 1977, 1984, 1985, 1990, 1991, 1994, 1995, 2002, 2003, 2007, 2008, 2015, 2020

that's 16 regular season games in 55 years, averaging a game every 3.43 years

since aggy joined in 2012 they have played georgia once in 2019, thus averaging a game every 11 years, which could be the all-time SEC duck record

Reveille is skeered of Uga.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Reveille is skeered of Uga.

It's well known they hate each other.

[Armybrat 40844]

Maybe Uga suggested they have a spelling contest?

[Longboard Horn 40323]

On 5/5/2023 at 12:41 PM, closetojumping said:

Those pussies play Abilene Christian, New Mexico and La Monroe and whine about the difficulty of their schedule.

At least they don't have to play App State again

[General Specific 3261]

If the Deep South had decent internet density, it wouldn't be taking so long.

So they are waiting for that data dump too?

[Bevo&Pevo 5146]

LOL

 

 

 

[TexasTroll 454]

14 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Uga- “Don’t have horns, don’t want..”

reviled- “where are all the sheep at??”

[TreatyOak 16328]

[AeroHorn 749]

3 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

LOL

 

 

 

I am hoping it will be earlier next year.

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

3 hours ago, AeroHorn said:

I am hoping it will be earlier next year.

That's sounds like a good perennial game.

Guess the month that will equal aggy wins? Me thinks they only get to April this year.

Fun fact: They've never equaled December, and only Homer in '39 got 'em their lone November.

Powerhouse.