Tell Me About Texas a&m

[TrashMaster G 17,617]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Yeah, if you're too weird and redneck for the SEC, the Big 10 is a non-starter.

True but at least they'd fit in with all the white trash in Columbus.

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58 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

I know Aggie is the king of doublethink, but I still find it weird how on the on hand they say they've transcended us via the immaculate hundred-year decision, but on the other hand they're so pathetically desperate to be acknowledged as our primary rival.

I was on a business trip the other day and had dinner with a group that included an Aggy. Out of nowhere, he brings up Oklahoma and insists they could never match our rivalry with A&M. He just wouldn't quit, so I finally explained it to him. In my lifetime, Texas and OU have both been in the Top 25 when they played more than thirty times. They've both been in the Top 10 almost twenty. That makes for games that really feel important. A&m and Texas have both been in the Top 25 when the played less than ten times. They've both been in the Top Ten once, almost fifty years ago. That makes for games you play because they're on the schedule. Now admittedly some of that is a whim of scheduling. Texas and OU play early with less chance to have shit the bed on a season already, while Texas and A&M play at the end. But it is what it is. Oklahoma is a rivalry because you feel it in your bones, remember the great wins and the heartbreaking losses. A&M is a rivalry because you're told it is.

The guy looked like he was going to cry.

WTF?

Should have just responded with this

[mdmost 43,055]

So TCU loses one time in a terrible way to an SEC team in the championship game, CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, and it's time to crack jokes on them? Oh and you lost to f'ing App State, at home.

 

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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

True but at least they'd fit in with all the white trash that is the B1G footprint.

fify

[deft 6,880]

Tcu has played Georgia as many times as aggy has despite not being the same conference. Over the last 2 decades or so at least. Can’t remember how we fared against Georgia off the top of my head.

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38 minutes ago, deft said:

Tcu has played Georgia as many times as aggy has despite not being the same conference. Over the last 2 decades or so at least. Can’t remember how we fared against Georgia off the top of my head.

 

 

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2 hours ago, mdmost said:

So TCU loses one time in a terrible way to an SEC team in the championship game, CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, and it's time to crack jokes on them? Oh and you lost to f'ing App State, at home.

 

When App State got to the SEC, did it change, Jimbo?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,930]

Aggy had the experience, they had the bestest recruiting class in the history of football, and they got to the same place they always get.  Then they got to the Sun Belt and it got even worse.

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[Uncle Nate 2,097]

Kyle is en fuego this morning:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TrashMaster G 17,617]

12 hours ago, mdmost said:

So TCU loses one time in a terrible way to an SEC team in the championship game, CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, and it's time to crack jokes on them? Oh and you lost to f'ing App State, at home.

 

 

12 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

[Big Frog II 511]

The Georgia victory over TCU was the biggest win in Aggie history.

[Tylerocks 2,555]

Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.

What a stupid fucking thing to say.

[TrashMaster G 17,617]

Just now, Tylerocks said:

Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.

What a stupid fucking thing to say.

Seriously.  It's one very short step from standing up there and chanting "SEC!SEC!SEC!"

And the lack of self-awareness is just so typically aggy.

He and those losers deserve one another.

[Tex Pete 20,510]

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Seriously.  It's one very short step from standing up there and chanting "SEC!SEC!SEC!"

Every step Jimbo takes is a short step.

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Seriously.  It's one very short step from standing up there and chanting "SEC!SEC!SEC!"

And the lack of self-awareness is just so typically aggy.

He and those losers deserve one another.

No kidding.

Jimbo has to have some aggy DNA in him.  An outsider can't assimilate that quickly, can he?

[DFW Horn 6,221]

Just now, Uncle Nate said:

No kidding.

Jimbo has to have some aggy DNA in him.  An outsider can't assimilate that quickly, can he?

He's just telling the gumps what they want to hear. They're not hard to figure out.

[Tex Pete 20,510]

19 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

No kidding.

Jimbo has to have some aggy DNA in him.

He does. He spends a good bit of his time at the MSC gloryhole.

[Uncle Nate 2,097]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He does. He spends a good bit of his time at the MSC gloryhole.

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Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.
What a stupid fucking thing to say.

I seriously doubt it.

The team would have all contracted COVID and they would have bitched out again like last year, and the time with the baseball team and the home and home with Oregon.

Running from competition is in their dna.

[Orale 1,087]

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings

A&M is #29 in US News law school rankings this year. WTF?! I imagine an audit of the data they provided US News would be ugly. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,930]

No way a&m strip center law is better than the school my son teaches at

[utee94 15,865]

Do they mean law schools that specialize in Clown Law?  'Cause I could totally see them being 29th best at that.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,930]

They have been good at defying the Law of Averages by not winning shit in 83 years

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23 minutes ago, Orale said:

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings

A&M is #29 in US News law school rankings this year.

 

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45 minutes ago, Orale said:

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings

A&M is #29 in US News law school rankings this year. WTF?! I imagine an audit of the data they provided US News would be ugly. 

Clearly they don't teach contract law there.

[DFW Horn 6,221]

Pooooooor aggy

[Armybrat 40,918]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Do they mean law schools that specialize in Clown Law?  'Cause I could totally see them being 29th best at that.

Animal husbandry law.
 

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On 5/10/2023 at 9:33 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

Isn't rude dawg figurelli?  that twitter account is trash.

[Newy25 7,703]

If you guys haven’t figured out people buy these rankings by now, turn in your fucking diploma already. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

1 hour ago, Orale said:

https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-law-schools/law-rankings

A&M is #29 in US News law school rankings this year. WTF?! I imagine an audit of the data they provided US News would be ugly. 

Were only 29 law schools reviewed?

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5 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Were only 29 law schools reviewed?

In Texas.

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34 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Isn't rude dawg figurelli?  that twitter account is trash.

I’d tell rude dawg - Yeah I’m older than shit at 78, and was born five  years after aggy won their solitary MNC.

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6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I’d tell rude dawg - Yeah I’m older than shit at 78, and was born five  years after aggy won their solitary MNC.

dad?

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On 11/11/2022 at 2:37 PM, Tigersnake said:

 

 https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2022/11/11/watch-san-antonio-police-body-cam-footage-of-officers-encounter-with-councilman-clayton-perry/

Met his Chief of Staff at an event not long ago---retired cop. Barely a minute into our conversation he mentions he is aggy and shows me his ring with a look of true pride. I don't mention UT, just move on to another subject.  A minute later he volunteers that the councilman is aggy too. Golly, you don't say! I guess the vaunted aggy network is the real deal! Got away from him as quickly as I could.

 Three months later, the councilman is being questioned about a hit and run. Call me a cynic, but from the video it seems like they may not take the Code of Honor as seriously as they let on.

Saw this update on Reddit. Gomer is on video cruising around in his A&M gear downing 15 drinks, plus he pulls a Spalding Smails with some rando glass at the bar. He then heads to Bill Millers where he incoherently hits on teenage girls, and then caps his evening off with a hit and run. Solid night for an aggy.

https://www.ksat.com/news/local/2023/05/10/footage-shows-sa-councilman-drank-much-more-than-his-attorney-claimed-in-court/

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He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a stranger’s drink…

[Armybrat 40,918]

Perry? Where have I heard that name before?

Guess he went to Bill Miller’s to purge his GI tract.

[RomaVicta 30,030]

"Ah've go no tahm fo-ah betas, suh. Keepin' a lookout fo-ah that looonghorn. " 

"I bet he's scared of me and admiring my traditions and code of honor. I wish they'd let me bite Blaggies. Gonna run again if Varsity comes looking for us."

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22 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Let's not get anything twisted, here Jimbo...TCU would've kicked the dog shit out of aggy.

What a stupid fucking thing to say.

Inches. Just inches. Gotta get those last inches.

Disappointed woman or player-blaming by Jimbo?

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17 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Inches. Just inches. Gotta get those last inches.

Disappointed woman or player-blaming by Jimbo?

Seems like Jimbo dropped some acid while watching "Any Given Sunday".

[CooterBrown 18,032]

Geez...why do you need a raincoat for a dog. It's a fucking dog. I love dogs, but they've survived in the wild for ages without needed a raincoat. But then again, probably not a lot of corps members trying to jizz on them in the wild...well...outside of the College Station area. 

It’s a good way to overheat your dog.

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[Jkwellborn 6,747]

The sub reddit gets after ags pretty regular. It’s great.

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4 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

I just love how they pick random dates. Honestly he could have said we were 7-8 against the SEC since the creation of the BCS but just had to shrink that window down by 1 year lol to cut out our 99 Cotton Bowl win.

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I just love how they pick random dates. Honestly he could have said we were 7-8 against the SEC since the creation of the BCS but just had to shrink that window down by 1 year lol to cut out our 99 Cotton Bowl win.

That’s because Texas (Roy Williams) embarrassed the best and most awesome football staff ever.

[jimmyjazz 46,191]

Texas is actually 20-10 over that timeframe against current SEC teams.  This includes a 9-3 record against the mighty Texum Fightin' Farmers.