Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

6 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I have questions.. 

1. What the fuck are they doing?

2. Why the fuck are they doing it?

3. Do they think this is cool?

4. Why are the spectators just casually watching this?

5. Why are they disassociated from the rest of their "platoon"?

6. Why are they forcing them to run in penny loafers?

7. Where are they going?

8. Why are they making a touchdown signal when they know good and well their football team isn't going to score?

To answer all of your questions: They're retreating from losing to App State 

[Born Burnt 6,182]

3 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Yes - I was told to shout out “crapper” prior to flushing, as the shitty barracks/dorms hot water would leave upon flushing! F’ng aggy and their Soviet Era plumbing!

Hook’em!!!

Not gonna lie. We had to yell "flushing" if someone was taking a shower at Moore-Hill aka The Hilton.

[SHOOTER12 8,833]

1 hour ago, Born Burnt said:

Not gonna lie. We had to yell "flushing" if someone was taking a shower at Moore-Hill aka The Hilton.

I know it was that way EVERYWHERE in colleges in the 70's

[Native Horn 3,516]

16 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

They’re screaming All is well.

But only one degree from Kevin Bacon.  Suck it, sips!

[RomaVicta 30,032]

Two responses to the marching tweet:

The guy at top wants to announce his membership in the group by making a psuedo military observation about the "outfit" and noting the lack of boots. I went back and looked to figure it out.

What the fuck is the second post referring to "your poverty program" about? Without context, it looks as racist as the KKK prom.

[Hagbard Celine 10,936]

On 5/19/2023 at 11:29 AM, Deej said:

"Where is your drill sergeant, men?"

"IN HER KENNEL, SIR!"

craftsmanship

[demos 3,011]

[Deej 76,946]

Cow fucking goes on wherever there is aggy. 

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

 

[cochamps 1,879]

38 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

 

aggy ran out of time.  oops, they ran out of innings.

[jimmyjazz 46,225]

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

[Tex Pete 20,510]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

Sounded like “Pooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooor aggies. Poooooooooooor aggies…” to me. 

[Colonel Sanders 1,370]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

I thought it was "when will you learn?  When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" 

Anyone know the context of that shrill?

[AnTiM 1,670]

39 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I thought it was "when will you learn?  When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" 

Anyone know the context of that shrill?

Reminds me of something I heard in my childhood when a cat stuck her tail in one of those old natural gas heaters.

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

44 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

I thought it was "when will you learn?  When will you learn? That your actions have consequences!" 

Anyone know the context of that shrill?

Kind of sounds like that was lifted from a movie.  

[Js1 85,602]

7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

What exactly is she saying before the "actions have consequences"?  Some kind of "alert"?
 

 

[Drunk Stoner 63]

On 5/19/2023 at 7:15 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

I think they are showing their war face…

[YGIFS 19,452]

I have to admit, if I was in battle on the other side and then from their defensive position...they all dropped their weapons, raised both hands, and all started running at me and screaming in unison......I'd probably get the  fuck out of there and let them take my position.  They are the weirdest fucking people..

 

Anyway, congrats to Women's Softball for defeating Aggie and advancing to the Supers.  Hope we get to host a Super while the Aggie women watch from home.

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

Forever rent free. Beat Miami or whoever, throw the horns down… 

[sdm 892]

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Forever rent free. Beat Miami or whoever, throw the horns down… 

Couple of limp wrists in that photo.

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

Tale as old as time. aggy throws the horns down.....

TEXAS WINS!

Edited May 22, 2023 by Longboard Horn
pooooor aaagggyy!

[YGIFS 19,452]

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Forever rent free. Beat Miami or whoever, throw the horns down… 

That dude looks like the college age version of the bully from "A Christmas Story" who ends up getting his ass whipped by little Ralphie.  

(and the short dude to his right is his hapless Toadie) 

[closetohumping 17,476]

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

That dude looks like the college age version of the bully from "A Christmas Story" who ends up getting his ass whipped by little Ralphie.  

(and the short dude to his right is his hapless Toadie) 

 

[Armybrat 40,920]

14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Tale as old as time. aggy throws the horns down.....

TEXAS WINS!

 

The epitome of poor sportsmanship. 
It is a hallmark of A&M athletics.

[RomaVicta 30,032]

35 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Forever rent free. Beat Miami or whoever, throw the horns down… 

They have convinced themselves that doing this is devastating to t-sips. It's the equivalent of flipping someone off and they're by God manful enough in their manliness to just do it even when nobody from tu is around. It's like seeing Mike Tyson on TV and challenging him to a fight. "Pussy, won't step up."

[Native Horn 3,516]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I have to admit, if I was in battle on the other side and then from their defensive position...they all dropped their weapons, raised both hands, and all started running at me and screaming in unison......I'd probably get the  fuck out of there and let them take my position.  They are the weirdest fucking people..

 

Anyway, congrats to Women's Softball for defeating Aggie and advancing to the Supers.  Hope we get to host a Super while the Aggie women watch from home.

Pretty sure we're going to Knoxville for the Supers.

[Tex Pete 20,510]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

That dude looks like the college age version of the bully from "A Christmas Story" who ends up getting his ass whipped by little Ralphie.  

(and the short dude to his right is his hapless Toadie) 

Ahem.

You are referring to closetojumping and Sydney Carton. Put some respeck on their names!

[Dennis Taylor 18,876]

One of the classiest fans in college sports having a tough time at the game

And some more that aren't very good at math

 

 

 

 

[Tex Pete 20,510]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

One of the classiest fans in college sports having a tough time at the game

And some more that aren't very good at math

 

 

 

 

What an embarrassing fat bitch! Is that the Listeater?

[Dennis Taylor 18,876]

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

What an embarrassing fat bitch! Is that the Listeater?

Maybe after a gastric bypass

[Blotto 23,584]

[Rickylovesweed 14,542]

The Horns down in that context was just hilarious to begin with. A&M was down 5 runs and 7 outs away from being eliminated by Texas. 

[DFW Horn 6,223]

6 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The Horns down in that context was just hilarious to begin with. A&M was down 5 runs and 7 outs away from being eliminated by Texas. 

Wasn't it Arky hillbillies who invented the "horns down"?

Yet both aggy and okies want to claim it as their own.

[GreenspointTexas 9,683]

22 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Come on soccer, get your shit together

[Magus Ossis 2,865]

[Bottlecap 1,523]

Thats awesome! Women invented beer too and have vaginas. We should keep em. 

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

WTF?! DID THEY STEAL THAT FROM THE HOTEL?! 

 

[Droopy 2,626]

On 5/16/2023 at 10:05 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Spongebob PissPants...

 

 

E.T.B.F.

Edited May 24, 2023 by Droopy

[General Specific 3,271]

Or;

[Longboard Horn 40,544]

[Blotto 23,584]

Reggie McNeal woulda thrown for 500 and run for another 300 against that USC squad. Except he played for aggy, who sucked ass like they do every year, so Reggie watched the big boys on TV like the rest of us. 

[elfenix 34,338]

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

On 5/22/2023 at 10:39 PM, DFW Horn said:

Wasn't it Arky hillbillies who invented the "horns down"?

Yet both aggy and okies want to claim it as their own.

Stolen Valor.  Not an unfamiliar concept with aggy.

[tejas60 3,535]

2005 stats - completions - 212; attempts - 325; passing pct - 65.2; yards - 3036; td's - 26; int's - 10; rating - 163.9

vs USC - completed 30 of 40 passes for 267 yards. no td's or int's. 

fucker just could not pass very well.

[Tigersnake 670]

20 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Yes, that's right Clem. It WAS completely unfair that the rankings were set up from "year before" where (checks notes),,,let's see here...the Longhorns finished the season with an 11-1 record and a last second victory over Michigan in the Rose Bowl, with Vince Young returning for another year...Yep, totally unfair that the sips were highly ranked and didn't deserve all they achieved after. 

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

game and the coach blew it. Young looked good because of
poor containment. He could not pass very well.

I wonder what his excuse is as to why Texas beat A&M that year. Oh yeah, Texas was lucky and not every call went their way so (of course) the refs screwed them! 

[DFW Horn 6,223]

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Or;

Ummm...I think that aggy is female?

[The Dog 44,160]

the jokes write themselves

[General Specific 3,271]

Ummm...I think that aggy is female?

50 percent of the time, it works all the time!