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11 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I've not heard the words "wesson oil party" in a long, long time. No rubber sheets, though: mil-spec poly sheeting 20 feet wide and 8 or 10 mils thick - don't want any rips to get Wesson oil all over your nice shag carpet, right?

Her name was Marge. She was the receptionist on the top floor at Exxon Production Research, one of my consulting clients. She would come down to the lobby to escort people up, because the elevator needed a key to go to the executive level. She had short, curly red hair, prototype brick shithouse body, and dresses that left little to the imagination. On one visit, as the elevator ground its way upward, I asked her what she was doing that coming  weekend, and she replied that she was going to a Wesson oil party. Having no idea wtf that was, I queried her about it, and got invited to go along. Which I did. Your imagination can fill in the rest, but my clearest memory is hearing her say those dreaded seven words, "I thought it would be even bigger."

Our version was Crisco Twister... it a legitimate party game enjoyed by millions so nothing unsavory about that.

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for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....

get hotel room

put down plastic sheet on the bed

cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe

do it again

use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body

front and back

twice

insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out

start increasing in speed but don't go for broke

edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip

$9.95

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4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....

get hotel room

put down plastic sheet on the bed

cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe

do it again

use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body

front and back

twice

insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out

start increasing in speed but don't go for broke

edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip

$9.95

I just tried this and my wife did not appreciate my fingers in her ass just fyi.

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1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....

get hotel room

put down plastic sheet on the bed

cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe

do it again

use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body

front and back

twice

insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out

start increasing in speed but don't go for broke

edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip

$9.95

Grant it I took a edible earlier but I started reading this page and I get to the bottom and I’m like I thought I clicked off I’d Pee In Her Butt and went to the football thread….  I was very confused for a bit.  

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These hayseeds are great theater:  a) only Bjork would comment publicly like an ass about this - rubbing NCAA's nose in it has zero upside except to the red ass fan base,  b) if there is a school in the SEC that the league office would sacrifice on the NCAA alter on NIL,  it's ATM.  Adults do business in private,  Children do business in the press. 

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for those young enough or with partners still young enough.....
get hotel room
put down plastic sheet on the bed
cover her in grapeseed oil head to toe
do it again
use the palms of both hands to massage her entire body
front and back
twice
insert 3 fingers, start slow, with your palm against her clit, go up/down, not in/out
start increasing in speed but don't go for broke
edge, edge, plateau, then let 'er rip
$9.95

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27 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

We can make fun of aggy for tweeting about it and making themselves a target for the NCAA, but our leadership feels the same way.

Oh I agree 100%.  However, you don't see CDC talking to sports Illustrated about how the NCAA can Kiss our Ass.  Idiots. 

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1 hour ago, TheAuditor said:

These hayseeds are great theater:  a) only Bjork would comment publicly like an ass about this - rubbing NCAA's nose in it has zero upside except to the red ass fan base,  b) if there is a school in the SEC that the league office would sacrifice on the NCAA alter on NIL,  it's ATM.  Adults do business in private,  Children do business in the press. 

I think we can all agree that Bjork likely has a very, very, very, very small penis and is compensating... 

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1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Get ready for the Ol' Sarge meltdown:  To maximize the game-day experience for all Aggies and visitors, the 2023 season marks the last season the Corps of Cadets will conduct a march-in to Kyle Field.

 

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18 hours ago, NoName said:

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And to think it's going to happen in spite of their history as a military institution. 

The iconic Corps of Cadets go far toward shaping the Aggie gameday experience. To honor tradition and the university’s roots as a military institution, the presence of the 2,200 members can be felt as they make their way through campus.

https://today.tamu.edu/2023/06/28/corps-of-cadets-announces-march-in-schedule-for-2023-football-season/

 

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34 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

... their roots as a military institution...

 

Actually, aggy roots are as a College of The University, much like the College of Mines (well, and Metallurgy). The latter merged with El Paso JC and became a standing institution, Texas Western and now UTEP. 

UT College Station is a more appropriate name for aggy, but the embarrassment of even closer association with them makes it impossible to go there.

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Am I the only one learning there are 2,200 students in the Corps?  I thought it was a few hundred and they actually turned away some applicants. 

2,200 means that just like the school-at-large, they'll take anybody.  WTF?  I always knew they were goofballs but at least had some standards for being a goofball.   

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26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Am I the only one learning there are 2,200 students in the Corps?  I thought it was a few hundred and they actually turned away some applicants. 

2,200 means that just like the school-at-large, they'll take anybody.  WTF?  I always knew they were goofballs but at least had some standards for being a goofball.   

Back in my day, aggy would admit less qualified students if they'd agree to play Army in the Corps. It's turdition

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20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Back in my day, aggy would admit less qualified students if they'd agree to play Army in the Corps. It's turdition

Still true.  My Daughter had a high school classmate in 2019 that got this offer.  He told them to fuck off and went to Tech

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2 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

Still true.  My Daughter had a high school classmate in 2019 that got this offer.  He told them to fuck off and went to Tech

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

Cosplay

Seem to remember it was around 20 or 25%

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53 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Am I the only one learning there are 2,200 students in the Corps?  I thought it was a few hundred and they actually turned away some applicants. 

2,200 means that just like the school-at-large, they'll take anybody.  WTF?  I always knew they were goofballs but at least had some standards for being a goofball.   

In fact, I believe there is a provisional to gain entrance at aggy with underwhelming scores (you were not in the 70% acceptance rate of aggy, let that sink in) if you join the corps. I guess that kind of makes sense, die hard aggy who are dumber than the normal aggy, join the corps. I'm sure the corps is always hurting for kids to join. 

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What do they need so many kids for?  What can do at 2,200 that they can't do at 1,500 and be a little more selective?  They only need a couple hundred for the band.  Why do they bend policy just to bring in more warm bodies?  They're not actually going to war, they don't need two full battalions.  I don't get it.

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One of the most ridiculous "Corps traditions" is that they wear their pretend military uniforms at graduation, even if they aren't going into the military.

I went to a family member's graduation that was also the commissioning ceremony for those graduates receiving their military commissions. They were dressed in the uniform of whatever branch of the military they were entering. They received their degree from atm, and then their commission as an officer in whatever branch they were entering. All branches of the military were represented. That part of the ceremony was impressive and patriotic, and I felt grateful for all those deciding to serve their country. But I was dumbfounded to see all these corps turds wearing their pretend army costumes instead of a cap and gown, but not having the balls or the patriotism to serve their country.

My opinion of corps turds was already pretty low, but it certainly went down after that ceremony.

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10 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

One of the most ridiculous "Corps traditions" is that they wear their pretend military uniforms at graduation, even if they aren't going into the military.

I went to a family member's graduation that was also the commissioning ceremony for those graduates receiving their military commissions. They were dressed in the uniform of whatever branch of the military they were entering. They received their degree from atm, and then their commission as an officer in whatever branch they were entering. All branches of the military were represented. That part of the ceremony was impressive and patriotic, and I felt grateful for all those deciding to serve their country. But I was dumbfounded to see all these corps turds wearing their pretend army costumes instead of a cap and gown, but not having the balls or the patriotism to serve their country.

My opinion of corps turds was already pretty low, but it certainly went down after that ceremony.

But, but, but.... THE BOOTS!!!

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1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

Still true.  My Daughter had a high school classmate in 2019 that got this offer.  He told them to fuck off and went to Tech

Get yer grades up or get yer guns up!

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC

There are plenty of pictures floating around as to why...most involve male nudity, some sort of water torture in the anus region, partially clad males hugging, etc...I'm sure someone can repost them

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

What do they need so many kids for?  What can do at 2,200 that they can't do at 1,500 and be a little more selective?  They only need a couple hundred for the band.  Why do they bend policy just to bring in more warm bodies?  They're not actually going to war, they don't need two full battalions.  I don't get it.

Do you even band bro!  They need kids who will march to the exact same routine year after year and either play, or pretend to play an instrument.

and dog poop doesn’t pick itself up either.

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

I know a girl who planned for years to be in the Corps at aggy as her ROTC program before entering the military.

She ended up transferring to the nursing program at UT after one semester or maybe one year and being in Naval ROTC in Austin before entering the Navy. She was also in several of those famous Hornfans/Shaggy pictures (don't remember what year it was -- mid-'00s) of the Corps doing stupid things. The same set that had the literal redass guys standing in the dorm hallway and had Corps doofuses yelling in people's faces. I never asked her about her transfer, but she was always a very normal person and I knew that she had no idea what she was in for when she signed up for aggy.

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44 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Get yer grades up or get yer guns up!

There are plenty of pictures floating around as to why...most involve male nudity, some sort of water torture in the anus region, partially clad males hugging, etc...I'm sure someone can repost them

That is the set of pictures I am referring to.

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3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

I don't see the point in the aggy Corps unless you're serious about ROTC and becoming a commissioned officer upon graduation. We know the percentage of aggy corps turds who go this route is low. No, I don't care to look it up. RD knows

If they are/were serious they wouldn't even consider that shithole.

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