Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Wishbone 4759]

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Maybe he was at the smallest high school in Texas located in the worst athletic district in Texas. Otherwise, all that All District cred would have had him on the team at A&M. Hell, he'd be better than Manbun.

 

Or just a liar.

[Wishbone 4759]

26 minutes ago, C-Man said:

There is no way that story is true.

My yard crew is from Honduras. Pretty sure they could enroll for spring semester.

[Scholz 11938]

aggys lie about everything so...

[Treefidy 1463]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

We have a whole thread of members here posting about their divorce.  The difference here is that most are posting about how they're glad the bitch is gone and can now start chasing strange.

User name definitely checks out..

i am pretty sure I accidentally fucked your avatars twin sister once for a couple of years

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Just a reminder that Texas Tech and UH are more selective when admitting students than Aggy.

Cults have to rely on the weak-minded. Gotta keep the standard low.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Just a reminder that Texas Tech and UH are more selective when admitting students than Aggy.

I dunno, aggy is pretty strict about only admitting bizzaro exemplars of mediocrity and self-unawareness. Tech and UH have quite a bit more diversity.

[Wishbone 4759]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I dunno, aggy is pretty strict about only admitting bizzaro exemplars of mediocrity and self-unawareness. Tech and UH have quite a bit more diversity.

In other words, the applicants that pass the cult cull briefing that are admitted to Fish Camp.

[markstanco 12571]

There is no way that story is true.

He was politely called out on it a few posts down. And a few more the race card got played.

[demos 3002]

There is no way that story is true.

My cousin’s daughter got in and she’s not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, so definitely not true.

[Deej 76755]

Can't we figure out a way to airlift all of College Station to Louisiana?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Just now, Deej said:

Can't we figure out a way to airlift all of College Station to Louisiana?

Call the Cajun Air Force.  

[Deej 76755]

Took the dog to College Station this week for her surgery consult. Forget I had UT license plate frames. Got a horns down from someone as I was parking my car. 

Going there to give them thousands of dollars, and they can't help themselves.

[Bevo14 8303]

 

3 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Or just a liar.

 

or he got a 12 on the SAT

[The University 851]

7 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

 

 

or he got a 12 on the SAT

nah, that's good for a full ride at aggy

[kopp0e 1135]

9 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

What's bad is this clip is on a loop, yet each scratch off is accurate of A&M...

[DeadArmadillo 907]

My yard crew is from Honduras. Pretty sure they could enroll for spring semester.

They probably could if they could make more B's than C's and D's at Blinn

And I'm just barely joking. Literally just barely kidding




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[ztejas 43411]

As a born and bred UT fan and SMU grad It's nice to talk shit about most schools in Texas (at least off the football field. And even then we at least have a claim to an NC since WW2).

Rice though... you smart motherfuckers keep doing your thing. We need to balance out the black hole of autism and self-aggrandization that is College Station.

Edited September 22, 2018 by ztejas

[Cairn Horn88 8260]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Can't we figure out a way to airlift all of College Station to Louisiana?

Heard of The Louisiana Purchase..........well, how about the College Station give away to Louisiana.....no charge?

[Deej 76755]

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Heard of The Louisiana Purchase..........well, how about the College Station give away to Louisiana.....no charge?

No charge? I'd contribute to paying Louisiana to take them off our hands.

[mchookem 16322]

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

There is no way that story is true.

no way. my boss and one of my staff both had kids with that kind of pedigree, except they were top 10%. they got into UT, but neither got into the college of their choice (engineering and health science, respectively). so, they both went to atm. 

my niece looks to be top 12-15% this year (jr). she's going to try for UT School of Fine Arts (she has the art pedigree, statewide competitions, NAHS, etc)... they do holistic admissions, with portfolio being about 75% of admission criteria. she needs to kick ass on SAT. 1260 on PSAT her sophomore year, so fingers crossed.

since i'm paying...she can go anywhere she wants (as long as it's public TX), but I'd be lying if i didn't admit how thrilled that would make me 😊

[mchookem 16322]

also...per THECB's college compare tool...acceptance rates:

UT 46%

UH 58%

aTm 66%

TTU 68%

UTD 76%

[Modessit 5598]

Agijud 7:25a   AG   Just a correction...only Top 10% getting in. My son was top 15%, 4 year varsity Letterman, 4 year First Team All District, Class President, spent 2 summers in Poland with Young Life Europe, and more, and still got passed over. Its crazy, stupid hard to get in now.

He left out a few details:

Top 15% - in weight.
4 year varsity Letterman - as backup to the backup deep snapper
4 year First Team All District - lacrosse
Class President - in kindergarten
2 summers in Poland - reenacting the German Invasion

[Rabidhorn 121]

My brother got in with no trouble, he was gay so they prob took him automatically.

[Steel Shank 9421]

11 hours ago, kopp0e said:

What's bad is this clip is on a loop, yet each scratch off is accurate of A&M...

Don Pardo, tell him what he's won!!!

[BigHorn'13 3363]

1 hour ago, Rabidhorn said:

My brother got in with no trouble, he was gay so they prob took him automatically.

And now he's been converted to full on sheep fucker, right?

[Leanderman 2275]

With all this soggy weather this weekend, gonna be hard to see the constant flow of aggie tears. I for one am not a big bama fan but this weekend it is gonna be "Roll Tide".

[EastTexan 662]

13 hours ago, Deej said:

Took the dog to College Station this week for her surgery consult. Forget I had UT license plate frames. Got a horns down from someone as I was parking my car. 

Going there to give them thousands of dollars, and they can't help themselves.

You have courage. Hope your dog is well.

[Rabidhorn 121]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

And now he's been converted to full on sheep fucker, right?

No he died before he started school there.

 

[BigHorn'13 3363]

Well don't I feel like an asshole now... 

[Longboard Horn 40295]

[Rusty Shackelford 414]

also...per THECB's college compare tool...acceptance rates:
UT 46%
UH 58%
aTm 66%
TTU 68%
UTD 76%

Is that data from 1978?

[LTtxfan 49144]

Honor Students

[satyanash 14474]

 

[ousux 5597]

Honor Students

Is the one on the right a young Looch?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Honor Students

3 . 1 . 2
. X . X .

[Deej 76755]

21 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

IF, and I understand it's a big IF, Milana Vayntrub and Alison Brie show up on my doorstep for a threesome today...

[Rabidhorn 121]

1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

Well don't I feel like an asshole now... 

No worries man.

 

[Rabidhorn 121]

What bothers me is every new aggy coach has one big win his first season, will this be his big win?

FUCK NO!!!

Alabama Crime Family-58

Sheep Corn Holers-21

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

That may be the most classic aggy statement ever. 

[Deej 76755]

43 minutes ago, Rabidhorn said:

What bothers me is every new aggy coach has one big win his first season, will this be his big win?

FUCK NO!!!

Alabama Crime Family-58

Sheep Corn Holers-21

Their big win was almost beating Clemson.

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

If, and I understand it's a big if, Sam Ehlinger leads the horns to a win over Alabama today he should immediately jump to the top of the Heisman leaderboard.

I mean, as long as we're throwing things out there with absolutely zero chance of happening... 

[UTEX_ME 4762]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2980656

Finally aggy asked this question. I didn't know they had it in them. 

[Sejjr 3246]

This the the official moment of peak aggy rollercoaster. Let’s all enjoy it for the next hour and a half. 

[TriStone 1724]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Honor Students

Faggie 2 Dope and Violent Gay

 

 

 

Edited September 22, 2018 by TriStone

[RDCanecutter 26381]

4 hours ago, Leanderman said:

With all this soggy weather this weekend, gonna be hard to see the constant flow of aggie tears. I for one am not a big bama fan but this weekend it is gonna be "Roll Tide".

It's as parched and dry as Saban's heart over here in Bama right now. Maybe Aggy knock rain cloud loose.

[TexasGolf 4896]

48 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2980656

Finally aggy asked this question. I didn't know they had it in them. 

A dumpster fire shrimp Gumbo created. Can’t wait until aggy turns on him $75m tears. 

Edited September 22, 2018 by TexasGolf

[PNWhornsfan 391]

23 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

A dumpster fire shrimp Gumbo created. Can’t wait until aggy turns on him $75m tears. 

The sad thing is that they're acting like FSU is only bad because the legendary Jimbo Fisher left and Taggart sucks, rather than the fact that Jimbo took over a team loaded with talent from Bowden and ran it into the ground over time.

[bigcigar 1164]

21 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

There is absolutely zero doubt that tamu is a dork school, not a nerd school.

My exact reaction reading that thread

[bigcigar 1164]

1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2980656

Finally aggy asked this question. I didn't know they had it in them. 

From the thread, “ Yes I know "hey what about Gene Chizik" but he had Cam, who was a generational QB similar to JFF. I don't think Winston was ever in the stratosphere of those two. “

I think the better argument is JFF wasn’t in the same stratosphere as Cam and Jameis...two qbs with real NFL careers.

[UTEX_ME 4762]

14 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

The sad thing is that they're acting like FSU is only bad because the legendary Jimbo Fisher left and Taggart sucks, rather than the fact that Jimbo took over a team loaded with talent from Bowden and ran it into the ground over time.

They'll slowly realize this was the case as the years go on.