Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

6 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Dumas. hahaha

Is that bad?

[South Austin 52546]

6 hours ago, tejas60 said:

Dumas. hahaha

[NoName 16368]

1 hour ago, NOMAAA said:

he couldnt get an xfl or usfl gig?

[Gidnik 3284]

 

[Gidnik 3284]

 

[Scholz 11955]

Nobody does less with more than aggy. And 2nd place isn’t close.

[markstanco 12586]

Nobody does less with more

I’m a Cowboys fan

[Hagbard Celine 10903]

6 hours ago, Gidnik said:

 

welp, 30 minutes of sleep lost to listen to that

phil is a colorful aggy with nothing to say that we haven't already heard

skip to 27:30

phil is quoting an unnamed friend re: aggy will never be a blueblood

he wasn't expressing his own opinion - to me it seems he was trying to chestpuff by association naming all the bluebloods in the sec in context of where aggy sits

also, his favorite game (played or coached) was "royal's last game we (aggy) won 49-7 earl was hurt be we still killed 'em" etc.

the actual score was 27-3 and it was not royal's last game, he went out a winner the following week over pig

SO FUCK PHIL BENNETT he also glossed over rapelor

 

[Longboard Horn 40424]

On 7/4/2023 at 5:52 PM, ScottS said:

 

LMAO I remember when that aired OU lost to TCU that day and their season collapsed. Baker Mayfield said that it was Katy Perry's fault.

 

On a side note I've met Trevor Knight and all around he's a good dude. One of the only guys who played for the Sooners and aggy that I like. He had nothing but the utmost respect for the University of Texas. 

[Longboard Horn 40424]

15 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

he couldnt get an xfl or usfl gig?

Nobody wanted him XD

[Longboard Horn 40424]

On 7/4/2023 at 5:52 PM, ScottS said:

 

 

10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

LMAO I remember when that aired OU lost to TCU that day and their season collapsed. Baker Mayfield said that it was Katy Perry's fault.

 

On a side note I've met Trevor Knight and all around he's a good dude. One of the only guys who played for the Sooners and aggy that I like. He had nothing but the utmost respect for the University of Texas. 

Found it!

 

[lilMAC25 3802]

19 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

he couldnt get an xfl or usfl gig?

He showed up to the tryout a little bit late. Had to get there from over 30 yards away.

[TrashMaster G 17583]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

Found it!

 

Correct that there is no comparison:  One has a fabulous rack and the other does not.

[RomaVicta 29962]

 

Better?

[jimmyjazz 46027]

Can we purge this thread of that shitty Katy Perry song?  Here's the original "I Kissed A Girl", totally different song, from 1995.

 

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

On 7/4/2023 at 7:40 PM, Hagbard Celine said:

ok, in review of their 2016 season, without looking at the actual game stats, it appears they are very much entitled to a "what-if" for this guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Texas_A%26M_Aggies_football_team

(narrator: don't remind them sumlin was the corch and it appears they played offense that year)

Ah yes.  The "almost won it all" 2016, 8-4 season with victories over UTSA, Prairie View, and NMSU.  Their best win being an OT, win, at home, over #22 TN.

So close.

Edited July 6, 2023 by Knoxtnhorn

[OrangEngr 1035]

see 25:15 minute mark, shout-out to the aggy roller coaster

[Deej 76879]

22 hours ago, markstanco said:

I’m a Cowboys fan

[Dennis Taylor 18850]

1 hour ago, OrangEngr said:

see 25:15 minute mark, shout-out to the aggy roller coaster

"Jimbo is the inflation era Kevin Sumlin, you're just paying more for the same result " 😆 🤣 😂 

[Cairn Horn88 8277]

aggy about to do a little firewood cutting:

 

[DFW Horn 6144]

Just how many Surly assholes are posting on TexAgs these days?

 

[ChickenNuggets 1631]

23 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Just how many Surly assholes are posting on TexAgs these days?

 

CJK5H... 

[markstanco 12586]

54 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Just how many Surly assholes are posting on TexAgs these days?

 

Edited July 7, 2023 by markstanco

[Biff Tannen 45697]

2 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Just how many Surly assholes are posting on TexAgs these days?

 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

"Jimbo is the inflation era Kevin Sumlin, you're just paying more for the same result " 😆 🤣 😂 

aggy wishes they were getting the same result.  Sumlin at aggy:

Had an 11 win season

Never had a losing season

Coached a Heisman winner

Went to a bowl game every season

Never finished last in conference

Never had a #1 recruiting class bought for him

[deft 6867]

Yeah but….not one of us. You know what I mean?

/texags

[ousux 5601]

"pastor Petrino" is too good to be anything but a surly troll.

Kudos to whichever one of you magnificent bastards came up with that one.

[markstanco 12586]

Yeah but….not one of us. You know what I mean?

/texags

https://media.tenor.com/vhDg9c4QcuMAAAAC/lethalweapon-but-youre-black.gif

[demos 3004]

Guessing some aggy posted this; they’re the only one’s who find that same old routine impressive.

[nnm 36523]

2 hours ago, demos said:

Guessing some aggy posted this; they’re the only one’s who find that same old routine impressive.
 

They’re not the only ones. 

 

[Lone Star Horn 2018]

4 hours ago, demos said:

Guessing some aggy posted this; they’re the only one’s who find that same old routine impressive.
 

I see that they still have people standing at each 10 yard marker, they need visual cues to make their turns at the correct spots.

[demos 3004]

Lol they’re downvoting anything critical. Poor aggy.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21919]

I wonder why they didn’t post a video of the aggy band halftime performance at the 1981 Rice game

[Leanderman 2276]

"I wonder why they didn’t post a video of the aggy band halftime performance at the 1981 Rice game"

Simple answer, half the band was at the new glory holes on the visitor's side of the field.

[TreatyOak 16402]

[HenryJames 66143]

How long did they have this dude on ice?

[Dennis Taylor 18850]

23 hours ago, demos said:

Guessing some aggy posted this; they’re the only one’s who find that same old routine impressive.
 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10903]

19 hours ago, Lone Star Horn said:

I see that they still have people standing at each 10 yard marker, they need visual cues to make their turns at the correct spots.

i'm surprised other sec fanbases haven't picked up on this

@aggypedia please memorialize - if you need help to capture and save the video independently please advise and i will search for a resource

"can't march on their own"

[msucolt45 4063]

I learned how to March and within “cadence” during my first week or so of Army Basic Training, in 1988. If you messed up, the Drill Sergeant was definitely there to help you out.

Hook’em!!!

[TrashMaster G 17583]

The aggy band looks impressive (until you realize they always do the same shit), but what they do is not difficult.  All 8:5 marching in straight lines, all 45/90/180 degree turns, tempo never changes... It takes no thought.  

Which is why it's perfect for aggy.

[Jkwellborn 6718]

How long did they have this dude on ice?

Without sounding racist, black people normally wait anywhere from 10 days to 2 weeks before burying in my neck of the woods.

[Dr Phil WIth Hair 273]

25 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

The aggy band looks impressive (until you realize they always do the same shit), but what they do is not difficult.  All 8:5 marching in straight lines, all 45/90/180 degree turns, tempo never changes... It takes no thought.  

Which is why it's perfect for aggy.

And do not forget that probably 1 in 10 don't even play the instruments they are carrying.  Trumpet players without mouthpieces are common.  Apparently they really CAN'T walk and chew gum at the same time.

[Longboard Horn 40424]

On 7/8/2023 at 1:51 PM, demos said:

Guessing some aggy posted this; they’re the only one’s who find that same old routine impressive.
 

Nothing new. It's always the same fucking formations every single year. 

[Longboard Horn 40424]

aggy band looked like a bunch of Confederate soldiers 

 

[closetojumping 62777]

Now this thread has devolved all the way into the intricacies of band technique and aggie deficiencies associated to them. Exhilarating. Folks better hide their wives and girlfriends from you guys at parties. Holy fucking shit. 

[NoName 16368]

 

[CosmoDog 318]

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy band looked like a bunch of Confederate soldiers 

 

Little did they know of the future infamy of the “touchdown” mace.

 

[Tex Long 4421]

I was never quite sure whether the epithet "Fightin' Texas aggy Band" referred "Fightin'" to the Band or to aggys in general.

Since it was not far from my house to the Rice Stadium, I saw several football games there, and at one of the Rice-a&M games, the aggy  band taunted the MOB with a chant of "What comes out of a Chinaman's ass? Rice! Rice! Rice!" to which the MOB replied "What comes out of a horse's ass? Little! Brown! aggys!" Not particularly clever, but apropos.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

aggy band looked like a bunch of Confederate soldiers 

 

Lol, what...dead???

[Deej 76879]

42 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

I was never quite sure whether the epithet "Fightin' Texas aggy Band" referred "Fightin'" to the Band or to aggys in general.

Since it was not far from my house to the Rice Stadium, I saw several football games there, and at one of the Rice-a&M games, the aggy  band taunted the MOB with a chant of "What comes out of a Chinaman's ass? Rice! Rice! Rice!" to which the MOB replied "What comes out of a horse's ass? Little! Brown! aggys!" Not particularly clever, but apropos.

aggy goes into animal asses.