Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Revolution512 1,490]

I’ve always thought year 2 was the year you began to know what you had. The first year you get a recruiting bump and being new to the league teams find it harder to scheme your tendencies. 

In year 2 you find out if you can stack recruiting classes and if you can self scout. Aggies on the other hand have seen enough. One close loss and they are ready to hand out raises.

 

[LTtxfan 49,269]

5 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Kellen Mond just won the Heisman... lol🤣

[Elmer_Fudd 22,286]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2981084

[TexasGolf 4,970]

All is right in the world 

[Longboard Horn 40,355]

I forget how funny texags is. Pure comedy gold!

[TBGFL 397]

6 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2980656

Finally aggy asked this question. I didn't know they had it in them. 

It took 4 responses for the most Aggy of responses:

"Jimbo left because FSU has subpar facilities and they wouldn't ante up to change that."

FSU has top 10-15 facilities but facilities have nothing to do with why Fisher left that program in shambles. Jesus, these people are even beginning to repeat Fisher's bullshit excuses not to mention repeating his lies that FSU wouldn't invest in facilities.

Oregon has better facilities than Aggy and they've never won shit. These people are truly clueless.

[mchookem 16,337]

20 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2981084

deleted lol

[Bevo14 8,337]

6 minutes ago, mchookem said:

deleted lol

Yeah come on, bro. You know the texaggy gestapo will shutdown all the good threads immediately. Gotta screenshot that shit

[texasstrong12 4,668]

O'Neal struggled today.

 

Edited September 23, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

O'Neal struggled today.

https://twitter.com/bama414/status/1043665563459956736

  

 

 

[satyanash 14,530]

A&M fans already trying to devalue our win

[Knoxtnhorn 6,060]

TCU will destroy TX...

TCU isn't that good.

We only lost by 22 pts 

Profit.

[RomaVicta 29,932]

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

TCU will destroy TX...

TCU isn't that good.

We only lost by 22 pts 

Profit.

It's only a matter of time before these masochists take pride in being proof that Alabama is much better than Clemson. "We essentially beat Clemson. Alabama crushed us. Advantage SEC! SEC! SEC!"

[The University 851]

don't expect anything else from those dumbass losers.

they are probably still convinced that mond will win the heisman. the only heisman experience he'll experience was at the traveling nissan heisman house.

[F250 28,784]

9 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It's only a matter of time before these masochists take pride in being proof that Alabama is much better than Clemson. "We essentially beat Clemson. Alabama crushed us. Advantage SEC! SEC! SEC!"

Of course, as they say in Shitsville...

[Magus Ossis 2,802]

Kentucky is looking a little salty. Getting to bowl eligibility is doable for aggy, but it is looking a little harder than it did a few weeks ago. They better not have any injuries at RB or LB.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,286]

Here we go, moral victory!

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2981048

[Hook1997 5,390]

Texags has girls handing out koozies at the Washington county fair.....   Getting plenty of dirty looks in my Texas shirt, hopefully I don’t get jumped by drunk aggies later on in the evening.

[F250 28,784]

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Texags has girls handing out koozies at the Washington county fair.....   Getting plenty of dirty looks in my Texas shirt, hopefully I don’t get jumped by drunk aggies later on in the evening.

If you hear a few dudes yell Bunga Bunga, run!

 

[Tex Pete 20,401]

Whoop! Maybe some week they’ll beat an FBS team. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,529]

Anyone notice the manziel jersey in the middle of the old dominion celebration?

[TexasGolf 4,970]

So nothing has changed with aggy being 4th team sec w and mid pack sec team. Worth that $75m. 

[Tex Pete 20,401]

But check out who they’re losing to! Waaaay better than losing in the BDF. 

[Scholz 11,944]

Thank God they had those multiple Louisiana directional schools on their schedule.

[Hagbard Celine 10,872]

15 hours ago, Modessit said:

He left out a few details:
2 summers in Poland - reenacting the German Invasion

cosplay simulation - at birkenau

[Jersey Man10 3,538]

Here we go, moral victory!
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/2981048

Banned lmao

[LTtxfan 49,269]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

A&M fans already trying to devalue our win

Only Wins are over Northwestern State & Louisiana Monroe..... 

Now that's a Cracker Jack Schedule aggies....

[Vic Mackey 47,088]

Never stop being you Aggy. 

Their 2 wins are against shit ass teams. One not even being FBS. WE have won two straight top 25 games. Fucking gomer pyle losers.

[Vic Mackey 47,088]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Only Wins are over Northwestern State & Louisiana Monroe..... 

Now that's a Cracker Jack Schedule aggies....

Exactly. How the fuck can Aggy talk about easy schedules?

[hookem48 4,700]

29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Exactly. How the fuck can Aggy talk about easy schedules?

it's not about who you beat it's who you lose to, stupid sip

[Jkwellborn 6,709]

Suck a dick cracked me up

[Cairn Horn88 8,275]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

Suck a dick cracked me up

[Longboard Horn 40,355]

[El Squared 1,804]

13 hours ago, ousux said:

13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Honor Students

Is the one on the right a young Looch?

Nope, just a young Liberace

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

aggie only playing 4 away games is a joke, any other teams doing this? If so, it would have to be another mighty secsecsec school. When are they going to add another conference game, I think I heard Saban wants to.  

[HtownHorn 14,726]

4-13 in their last 17 games against P5 competition.

[UDontKnow 10,447]

13 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

aggie only playing 4 away games is a joke, any other teams doing this? If so, it would have to be another mighty secsecsec school. When are they going to add another conference game, I think I heard Saban wants to.  

Fat chance.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

As a born and bred UT fan and SMU grad It's nice to talk shit about most schools in Texas (at least off the football field. And even then we at least have a claim to an NC since WW2).
Rice though... you smart motherfuckers keep doing your thing. We need to balance out the black hole of autism and self-aggrandization that is College Station.

This Rice grad did a shitton to send that shithole of College Station east...

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Can't we figure out a way to airlift all of College Station to Louisiana?

Fuck that, once them idoits is in de air keep flyin em east and drop the whole shithole somewhere in africa or iran.

[Jkwellborn 6,709]

Fat chance.

He’s gonna get it pushed through and then retire. Make it practically impossible to come close to what he’s done.

[Treefidy 1,469]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Only Wins are over Northwestern State & Louisiana Monroe..... 

Now that's a Cracker Jack Schedule aggies....

Prior to this week sagrin had aggy with the 147th toughest schedule.  They will get a large bump this week but they don't understand maths.  You can't get much stronger of a schedule than playing 1 and 2 (losing) but you offset all that strength by playing #130 and FCS #196 

And losing, that helps your SOS by not dropping your highly ranked opponents.  So losing is a win for aggy because it helps their SOS.  

Edited September 23, 2018 by Treefidy

[Vic Mackey 47,088]

Someone explain to me what the 55% are watching??

[Vic Mackey 47,088]

[Eastwood 4,394]

Someone explain to me what the 55% are watching??

Aggy always wins the online poll. It's tradition.

[Treefidy 1,469]

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

The pirate and his WSU air raid would absolutely roll aggy with their shitty pass defense starring slowneal.  In fact, I hope aggy does well enough this season to make it to a high enough bowl matchup against them.  I'm guessing something like 55 - 24

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

7 hours ago, Scholz said:

Thank God they had those multiple Louisiana directional schools on their schedule.

Not only that, they were ranked going into yesterday's game. Two wins over directional Louisiana (one being FCS) and a close loss at home to Clemson and the voters thought they were the #22 team in the country.  (Christian Bale.gif)

On top of that, yesterday morning I had ESPN Radio on the car and they were doing the usual SEC sucking off about getting a third team into the CFP. One of the justifications for both Auburn and LSU was, "They will have gone through the SEC gauntlet.... blah blah blah.... including A&M". 

Getting respect they don't deserve and getting lumped in with good teams in their conference is EXACTLY why they made the 100 year decision. The SECMC is alive and well and paying off for aggy's quest for osmotic self-esteem. 

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

Also, what are "gumbs" and how do you flap them?

[TtomTerrific 200]

rep for working "osmotic" into an aggy thread. 

right where it belongs 

[Hammock 104]

Why isn’t Tailored Ham a thing? 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

8 hours ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

aggie only playing 4 away games is a joke, any other teams doing this? If so, it would have to be another mighty secsecsec school. When are they going to add another conference game, I think I heard Saban wants to.  

 

I think it's  one of those things Saban knows would never happen so he will says he's for it publicly.  When nothing changes he can say "well.I tried"