Tell Me About Texas a&m

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

21 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Say what you want about Manziel, but holy shit he was fun to watch. So was Mike Evans on that team.

Mike Evans carried Manziel. So many times he'd just chunk up a prayer and Evans would come down with it. 

[TexasMan 10937]

 

[Lymanward 55]

1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

It comes from one report in one year a few years ago that they were the #1 revenue generating athletic department in the country (specifically for that year). This was in a year when donations went way up for their stadium renovation, they got a loan for the stadium, and they questionably counted a bunch of that as revenue, which pushed them to #1.

Ever since then, they "have more money than the sips" 🙄

Baylor did the same thing when they built the toilet bowl. Ian McCaw booked a one-time donation and bond sale proceeds as general revenue or something. At a glance it looked like they were in UT fundraising territory for the year. Did not know aggy did the same thing. Figures. 

[nnm 36472]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Mike Evans carried Manziel. So many times he'd just chunk up a prayer and Evans would come down with it. 

Evans and that NFL OL. 
 

After watching “Quarterback” on Netflix, it’s even more evident that JFF never had a prayer in the NFL. You have to do a crazy amount of study to be even a serviceable backup in the NFL. JFF couldn’t be bothered with that. 

Even a tiny amount of due diligence would have disqualified him. 

Also certainly explains why spread QBs have a hard time adjusting to the NFL. Baker obviously hasn’t figured out that he actually has to work. Kudos to Minshew for making the adjustment. 

[Tex Long 4405]

On 8/7/2023 at 2:09 PM, South Austin said:

 The Horns are still an 8-5 team until they prove otherwise.

Horns are a 10-2, maybe 11-1 team with an 8-5 coach. Until they prove otherwise.

[South Austin 52521]

18 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Horns are a 10-2, maybe 11-1 team with an 8-5 coach. Until they prove otherwise.

[Tex Long 4405]

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

What really bothers me is that he talks a good line - he comes across very impressively in pretty much every interview I've seen. He seems to have all the bases covered, but we, the team, seem unprepared at times, and he doesn't appear to have any real backup plan when things aren't working. I've blamed it on his trying to be both the HC and his own OC, but... we'll see. 

At least we aren't saddled with Jimbo, so I guess that's a plus.

[deft 6857]

But if we had jimbo, we’d have another 20— natty!

[Tex Long 4405]

25 minutes ago, deft said:

But if we had jimbo, we’d have another 20— natty!

You spelled "___" incorrectly.

[Cairn Horn88 8275]

Johnny Football documentary | His biggest regret: “Picking Texas A&M over Texas”

Posted on 8/8/23 at 8:35 pm
 

Posted on secrant….but…after reviewing the documentary, nobody could prove he actually said that.  But, he did say that he always wanted to go to UT, but he was recruited by Texas as a db, not a qb…the rest is ….. aggy history.

[Jimbob 423]

12 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

It comes from one report in one year a few years ago that they were the #1 revenue generating athletic department in the country (specifically for that year). This was in a year when donations went way up for their stadium renovation, they got a loan for the stadium, and they questionably counted a bunch of that as revenue, which pushed them to #1.

Ever since then, they "have more money than the sips" 🙄

It’s all they have.  Aggies are stacking MNCs for their fan base where they can, biggest stadium once, most money, #1 recruiting class of all time.. 

If you’re in O&G and/or real estate in Texas you know a few Aggies who are very capable, with a prodigious intellect and often girth to match.   
 

But that’s not their fan base.   Their fan base is the greater Houston suburban insurance salesman, the construction company superintendent and the EMT/volunteer firefighter on wife #3 with 5 boys who might be quality athletes is they weren’t always suspended from school. 
 

[Tex Pete 20403]

9 hours ago, Tex Long said:

What really bothers me is that he talks a good line - he comes across very impressively in pretty much every interview I've seen. He seems to have all the bases covered, but we, the team, seem unprepared at times, and he doesn't appear to have any real backup plan when things aren't working. I've blamed it on his trying to be both the HC and his own OC, but... we'll see. 

At least we aren't saddled with Jimbo, so I guess that's a plus.

Steve Sarkisian’s in-game coaching is the embodiment of the Tom Herman concerned face gif. Prove me wrong. 
 

[msucolt45 4063]

It’s all they have.  Aggies are stacking MNCs for their fan base where they can, biggest stadium once, most money, #1 recruiting class of all time.. 
If you’re in O&G and/or real estate in Texas you know a few Aggies who are very capable, with a prodigious intellect and often girth to match.   
 
But that’s not their fan base.   Their fan base is the greater Houston suburban insurance salesman, the construction company superintendent and the EMT/volunteer firefighter on wife #3 with 5 boys who might be quality athletes is they weren’t always suspended from school. 
 

Don’t forget the people in “agriculture” in SE Texas. I have rice farming family members that have loved aggy for decades, while none of them took a seat in CS, except the football stadium.

Hook’em!!!

[Welshy 907]

14 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

LoneStar hinterlands is amazing. UK gets atm...if not geography. 

[TKthunder2 4992]

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-a-m-shuts-down-controversial-12th-man-nil-fund-after-irs-threatens-foundations-nonprofit-status/

[hornian 5219]

41 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-a-m-shuts-down-controversial-12th-man-nil-fund-after-irs-threatens-foundations-nonprofit-status/

[Deej 76842]

2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-a-m-shuts-down-controversial-12th-man-nil-fund-after-irs-threatens-foundations-nonprofit-status/

Are they blaming Texas yet?

[SHOOTER12 8811]

8 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/texas-a-m-shuts-down-controversial-12th-man-nil-fund-after-irs-threatens-foundations-nonprofit-status/

But yet they are more than willing to tell the world that they set the ɓar for ALL THINGS NIL. lol

[utee94 15835]

We all knew the moment they announced it, that those rubes had zero understanding of how NIL works.

They kept on repeating "Everything's legal now, and the state laws trump everything else."

Riiiiiight.

[Tex Long 4405]

11 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Don’t forget the people in “agriculture” in SE Texas. I have rice farming family members that have loved aggy for decades, while none of them took a seat in CS, except the football stadium.

Hook’em!!!

Rice, cotton, milo... facts. Farmers, fight! Can't really blame 'em all that much.

[Tex Long 4405]

12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Steve Sarkisian’s in-game coaching is the embodiment of the Tom Herman concerned face gif. Prove me wrong. 
 

Except he (Sark) does more squatting.

Trying to recall seeing Saban looking worried and/or clueless on the sidelines, and can't pull that picture up. I do remember him looking fucking angry as all get-out, though. 

Angry people win football games. People who worry all the time get sick and die.

[Guest]

23 hours ago, nnm said:

Even a tiny amount of due diligence would have disqualified him. 

 

The miracle of that draft was that JFF didn't become a Cowboy, for exactly the situation you describe.

[TheBryMan81 2515]

41 minutes ago, slorch said:

The miracle of that draft was that JFF didn't become a Cowboy, for exactly the situation you describe.

The draft night rumor was that Stephen Jones had to physically pry JFF's name away from his dad when the Cowboys were up in the 1st round. Thank God.

[Armybrat 40851]

7 hours ago, Deej said:

Are they blaming Texas yet?

Well, the regional IRS office is in Austin.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

The draft night rumor was that Stephen Jones had to physically pry JFF's name away from his dad when the Cowboys were up in the 1st round. Thank God.

I commented with friends( and possibly on here) during the draft that they let Jerry have the phone, it just wasn't plugged in.

JFF was SOOOOOO in his wheelhouse, it wasn't even funny.

Edited August 10, 2023 by slorch

[NeverMarryAStripper 21909]

11 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

The draft night rumor was that Stephen Jones had to physically pry JFF's name away from his dad when the Cowboys were up in the 1st round. Thank God.

That's really too bad, JFF would have made a perfect Cowboy

[utee94 15835]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's really too bad, JFF would have made a perfect Cowboy

negged

[Armybrat 40851]

Y’know, aggy have been bagging on Sark’s first two year 13-12 record at Texas. 
Seems similar, but reversed with Jimbo’s 13-12 (forfeit).

The difference being Sark actually has a winning conference record and no chickenshit forfeit. 

[Evil Bill Obrien 3286]

26 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's really too bad, JFF would have made a perfect Cowboy

Theres gotta be footage somewhere of Jerrah trying to draft him and Stephen telling him off that was gonna eventually be used in some documentary but is now lost on a shelf somewhere, right?

[ChickenNuggets 1630]

 

 

BREAKING: JIMBO ADDRESSES NIL RULES VIOLATION...

 

 

[markstanco 12582]

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's really too bad, JFF would have made a perfect Cowboy

Probably so.  When the Cowboys were banging whores and snorting up all the coke in North Texas, they were winning SBs. 

[Crapinon 2257]

5 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Theres gotta be footage somewhere of Jerrah trying to draft him and Stephen telling him off that was gonna eventually be used in some documentary but is now lost on a shelf somewhere, right?

I'm not too sure Jerry would care about media that might come back to bite him.....

[Tex Long 4405]

7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's really too bad, JFF would have made a perfect Cowboy

 

7 hours ago, utee94 said:

negged

The first one is correct. It would have been perfect, and the fallout fodder would be feeding aggy tears to this very day.

Not that we need even more aggy tears, but are they ever sufficient?

[utee94 15835]

6 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

 

The first one is correct. It would have been perfect, and the fallout fodder would be feeding aggy tears to this very day.

Not that we need even more aggy tears, but are they ever sufficient?

negged

 

No johnnyff anywhere near Dallas ever.  The End.

Edited August 10, 2023 by utee94

[SHOOTER12 8811]

aggy strikes yet again,

A father is alleging that he and his eight-year-old daughter were kicked out of an Olive Garden in College Station, Texas, for asking for a different waiter after his daughter expressed concern at the presence of a transgender employee.

 

 

The incident, which reportedly occurred on July 18, 2023, was detailed in an open letter that the father, whose signed it as “Kevin,” sent to the restaurant chain and shared with Haley Kennington, an investigative reporter formerly with The Daily Wire. The father says he is a veteran, and calls the incident an example of “tyranny.” (RELATED: Young Girl Who Says She Was Forced To Share Locker Room With Biological Male Speak Out)

“My daughter told me she was scared because the waiter sounded like a man but looked like a woman,” the father wrote in the letter. “The waiter was a man wearing a woman’s hair style (curled/wavy), sparkling earrings, face makeup, bright blue eye makeup, and purple lipstick. I discreetly and respectfully asked for a different server. We were promptly kicked out of the restaurant by the manager. We stood up and left.”

[Deej 76842]

If the server had been an aggy yell leader, there'd have been no complaint, even though the difference is negligible. 

[deft 6857]

aggy Olive Garden: when you’re here, you’re bigoted

[Deej 76842]

10 minutes ago, deft said:

aggy Olive Garden: when you’re here, you’re eating the best College Station has to offer.

fify

[YGIFS 19452]

This is weird. One of our resident whiny cunts hasn't come along to bitch about this thread being too political.  Odd.  Meantime, more breadsticks anyone?  

[TreatyOak 16366]

On 8/9/2023 at 10:36 AM, Tex Long said:

What really bothers me is that he talks a good line - he comes across very impressively in pretty much every interview I've seen. He seems to have all the bases covered, but we, the team, seem unprepared at times, and he doesn't appear to have any real backup plan when things aren't working. I've blamed it on his trying to be both the HC and his own OC, but... we'll see.

[Tex Long 4405]

3 hours ago, utee94 said:

negged

 

No johnnyff anywhere near Dallas ever.  The End.

Dallas richly deserves JFF.

 

 

 

 

 

Well... Jerrah does, leastways.

[Deej 76842]

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Don't care, ain't got Jimbo.

[markstanco 12582]

negged
 
No johnnyff anywhere near Dallas ever.  The End.

Could you imagine how bad the last 10 years would be if we had jff?

[msucolt45 4063]

aggy strikes yet again,

A father is alleging that he and his eight-year-old daughter were kicked out of an Olive Garden in College Station, Texas, for asking for a different waiter after his daughter expressed concern at the presence of a transgender employee.

   

The incident, which reportedly occurred on July 18, 2023, was detailed in an open letter that the father, whose signed it as “Kevin,” sent to the restaurant chain and shared with Haley Kennington, an investigative reporter formerly with The Daily Wire. The father says he is a veteran, and calls the incident an example of “tyranny.” (RELATED: Young Girl Who Says She Was Forced To Share Locker Room With Biological Male Speak Out)

“My daughter told me she was scared because the waiter sounded like a man but looked like a woman,” the father wrote in the letter. “The waiter was a man wearing a woman’s hair style (curled/wavy), sparkling earrings, face makeup, bright blue eye makeup, and purple lipstick. I discreetly and respectfully asked for a different server. We were promptly kicked out of the restaurant by the manager. We stood up and left.”

I’m just speechless that there is one of “those” in B/CS, as if he/she thought that it’d be accepted there?

Hook’em!!!

[Horn80 6131]

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

aggy strikes yet again,

A father is alleging that he and his eight-year-old daughter were kicked out of an Olive Garden in College Station, Texas, for asking for a different waiter after his daughter expressed concern at the presence of a transgender employee.

 

 

The incident, which reportedly occurred on July 18, 2023, was detailed in an open letter that the father, whose signed it as “Kevin,” sent to the restaurant chain and shared with Haley Kennington, an investigative reporter formerly with The Daily Wire. The father says he is a veteran, and calls the incident an example of “tyranny.” (RELATED: Young Girl Who Says She Was Forced To Share Locker Room With Biological Male Speak Out)

“My daughter told me she was scared because the waiter sounded like a man but looked like a woman,” the father wrote in the letter. “The waiter was a man wearing a woman’s hair style (curled/wavy), sparkling earrings, face makeup, bright blue eye makeup, and purple lipstick. I discreetly and respectfully asked for a different server. We were promptly kicked out of the restaurant by the manager. We stood up and left.”

[Jkwellborn 6713]

Y’all need to stop using Blazing Saddles to mock the idiot aggys. It’s an insult to a Mel Brooks classic.

[royiv 9326]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Could you imagine how bad the last 10 years would be if we had jff?

At DB or at QB?

[Longboard Horn 40381]

On 8/9/2023 at 7:35 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Mike Evans carried Manziel. So many times he'd just chunk up a prayer and Evans would come down with it. 

I remember seeing an interview with Mike Evans where he admitted how he hated Johnny and couldn't stand to be around him, but on game days he would put their differences aside. 

[DFW Horn 6127]

On 8/9/2023 at 6:01 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

Johnny Football documentary | His biggest regret: “Picking Texas A&M over Texas”

Posted on 8/8/23 at 8:35 pm
 

Posted on secrant….but…after reviewing the documentary, nobody could prove he actually said that.  But, he did say that he always wanted to go to UT, but he was recruited by Texas as a db, not a qb…the rest is ….. aggy history.

Just what we needed. A smaller, goofier-looking version of SloNeal.

[nnm 36472]

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Just what we needed. A smaller, goofier-looking version of SloNeal.

He said db. There is no doubt he is a first string db.