Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Herpa Derpa 6131]

4 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

No CR

Thanks for the reminder. I was about to go off on the Gadsden Purchase.

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

20 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

Texas A&M plans facility near NASA to prepare for moon visits..

https://tinyurl.com/2cfucckl
 

The new team, which includes Ambrose, hopes to develop an indoor rock yard at the facility where they can simulate lighting conditions on the moon. On the lunar South Pole, where NASA missions intend to land, the sun is never more than 5 degrees above the horizon. This creates a blinding light when traveling toward the sun and mile-long shadows when traveling away from the sun.

New A&M moon campus!

This enrages me.  $200mm of state money to....simulate lighting conditions.  Unreal.  The tex leg continues to blow money by sending packages like this to aggy.  Their academics aren't anywhere near where they should be for projects like this.  There isn't a single graduate of aggy that should be anywhere near something like the space program.  This is the definition of things a bunch of rednecks will never be able to do or understand.  This money should flow to universities who would be seen as adults in the room for these types of projects.  aggy should be allocated $25k to study "make seed to be plant" or some shit.

 

 

[C-Man 27262]

Not just stupid to pretend these dorks are somehow attractive in general, but sexist as fuck, my goodness. What a backwards ass place for a large university.

I really and truly hate that school.

[wood 11265]

Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

[Biff Tannen 45734]

5 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

So Aggy is constructing a whole new building to learn how to use a sun visor when looking towards the sun and how to not use a sun visor when looking away from the sun??

[Evil Bill Obrien 3293]

12 minutes ago, wood said:

Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

Sadly plenty of Aggy out there that prob see that as a point of pride...states rights and all... (no CR)
 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Classic

[markstanco 12608]

Lets stop using that failure of a photoshop.  The person who made it was too lazy to even put the logo on there properly. 

 

 

[deft 6879]

It’s still real to me, dammit.

[Bozo_Casanova 26549]

1 hour ago, wood said:

Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

 

[ztejas 43534]

On 8/14/2023 at 10:10 PM, markstanco said:

Alabama Tennessee ole miss and lsu are certain loses.

aggy will almost assuredly win one of those games. They always manage to show up and surprise someone. 

[Biff Tannen 45734]

1 hour ago, markstanco said:

Lets stop using that failure of a photoshop.  

 

No.  It embodies everything aggy.

[msucolt45 4068]

Danny K on the SXM radio had them playing GA in the SEC Championship. He thinks the “merger” of the new staff will be the key?

Hook’em!!!

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

On 8/29/2023 at 6:28 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

I bet there is a tweet  from this Baghdad Bob like character for every QB since his man crush Johnny Football.

[closetojumping 62861]

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I bet there is a tweet  from this Baghdad Bob like character for every QB since his man crush Johnny Football.

Someone with solid Twitter research skills could probably confirm this. I swear I remember a similar tweet before last season or the season before it, or both?, regarding Haynes King. 

[ermahgerdhorn 178]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Lets stop using that failure of a photoshop.  The person who made it was too lazy to even put the logo on there properly. 

 

 

 

What are you talking about?  It's the self-leveling logo hat.  It is great for looking sharp on days when you are standing sideways on a hill.  

[bmbmd 1027]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

To be fair, Roger is my third favorite aggy singer.  "Gulf Coast Time" and "River Song" are on my all time favorites list.  This, though-this is horrid. 

[Laga4 1270]

12 minutes ago, bmbmd said:

To be fair, Roger is my third favorite aggy singer.  "Gulf Coast Time" and "River Song" are on my all time favorites list.  This, though-this is horrid. 

I can't believe I did that to myself.  Made it through 37 seconds.  

[Deej 76914]

23 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

I can't believe I did that to myself.  Made it through 37 seconds.  

Your wife is envious. 

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

It is time to get fired up for football!  AGGY gets welcomed to SEC!

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

 

 

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

1 hour ago, bmbmd said:

To be fair, Roger is my third favorite aggy singer.  "Gulf Coast Time" and "River Song" are on my all time favorites list.  This, though-this is horrid. 

He’s a hometown boy and I’ve met him.  I used to like him, 25 years ago, but his voice and singing style bothers me a lot now.  It feels forced and formulaic, almost a caricature.

p.s. I never heard that stupid Aggie song.  That’s is terrible

Edited August 31, 2023 by Teamdirtyleg

[wood 11265]

1 hour ago, Laga4 said:

I can't believe I did that to myself.  Made it through 37 seconds.  

Yeah that would suck ass even if it didn't lick aggy balls.

[SHOOTER12 8828]

10 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Thanks for the reminder. I was about to go off on the Gadsden Purchase.

How about the Louseyanna Purchase? Got anything on dat?

[SHOOTER12 8828]

10 hours ago, ermahgerdhorn said:

This enrages me.  $200mm of state money to....simulate lighting conditions.  Unreal.  The tex leg continues to blow money by sending packages like this to aggy.  Their academics aren't anywhere near where they should be for projects like this.  There isn't a single graduate of aggy that should be anywhere near something like the space program.  This is the definition of things a bunch of rednecks will never be able to do or understand.  This money should flow to universities who would be seen as adults in the room for these types of projects.  aggy should be allocated $25k to study "make seed to be plant" or some shit.

 

 

...and all the money will be spent on an Estes rocket kit being launched from some aggy backyard.

[DFW Horn 6204]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It is time to get fired up for football!  AGGY gets welcomed to SEC!

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

X X 3 X 5 1 X 6 5 2 X 3 X

"Go, Cocks!" is #1

[Deej 76914]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

It is time to get fired up for football!  AGGY gets welcomed to SEC!

https://streamable.com/zdou1v

 

 

And they used the hottest women aggy had to offer. 

 

[nnm 36624]

Friday’s NYT XWord:

[deft 6879]

Haha. Nyt misspelled aggy. Idoits.

[Zeus 6126]

10 hours ago, wood said:

Aggy football's only national championship is closer in time to the secession of the Confederate States than it is to today.

 

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

On 8/30/2023 at 6:17 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

College sports top donors: Ranking the most generous athletics boosters

Posted on 8/30/23 at 4:57 pm

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Per 247 Sports: 
 

quote:

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Which universities have the most generous athletics boosters? According to total cumulative “donations and contributions” findings from 2005 through the 2022 season via USA Today and the Knight Commission, programs who receive the most from generous donors tend to have a heightened advantage against others through recruiting success, coaching prestige, facility enhancements and other upgrades. 
Only public universities were included in the findings since their financials are public.  

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1. Oregon $969 million 

2. Texas A&M $849 million 

3. Texas $766 million 

4. Florida $763 million 

5. Georgia $716 million 

6. Oklahoma State (thanks T Boone) $670 million 

7. LSU $618 million 

8. Oklahoma $597 million  

9. Auburn $580 million 

10. Florida State $540 million 

LINK

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Posted Wednesday at 06:17 PM
College sports top donors: Ranking the most generous athletics boosters
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Per 247 Sports:
 

    quote: Which universities have the most generous athletics boosters? According to total cumulative “donations and contributions” findings from 2005 through the 2022 season via USA Today and the Knight Commission, programs who receive the most from generous donors tend to have a heightened advantage against others through recruiting success, coaching prestige, facility enhancements and other upgrades.
    Only public universities were included in the findings since their financials are public.   

 

1. Oregon $969 million

2. Texas A&M $849 million

3. Texas $766 million

4. Florida $763 million

5. Georgia $716 million

6. Oklahoma State (thanks T Boone) $670 million

7. LSU $618 million

8. Oklahoma $597 million  

9. Auburn $580 million

10. Florida State $540 million

LINK

 

[BurntOrange&White 40008]

[ClubWhatever 12157]

I thought the police BBQ straightened that problem out. 

[Homesickhorn 2208]

aggy will almost assuredly win one of those games. They always manage to show up and surprise someone. 

Agreeing with you means that my alma mater stands to draw the short straw in this scenario. So I will not agree with you sir.

[ousux 5602]

Friday’s NYT XWord:

Spelled wrong, I expect better from NYT

[HtownHorn 14776]

Evan Stewart's backup was in charge of bringing the MJ into the locker room. Smart of Jimbo to narc him out.

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

Haynes King

TEAM

 

C/ATT	YDS	TD	INT
19/32	313	3	1

GT loses to Louisville 39-34

[Parliament 14293]

9 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Suspended for the first series.

[nnm 36624]

[msucolt45 4068]

I thought the police BBQ straightened that problem out. 

Should’ve invited the B/CS and aggy campus police to the pool party. Maybe they’ll be on the invite list next year?

Hook’em!!!

[SHOOTER12 8828]

WR Tease arrested felony drug possession. 

[TexasGary 849]

On 8/31/2023 at 4:46 PM, closetojumping said:

Someone with solid Twitter research skills could probably confirm this. I swear I remember a similar tweet before last season or the season before it, or both?, regarding Haynes King. 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45734]

29 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

WR Tease arrested felony drug possession. 

Less than 2 oz.  Dumb.

[SHOOTER12 8828]

12 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Less than 2 oz.  Dumb.

He also had a bunch of edibles which the news source said were illegal in Texas (wtf?), and .051 ounces of pot which had been found in a trash can in Teases' room.

[jimmyjazz 46130]

Looch is precious.  "Mastered Jimbo's playbook".

My chihuahua could master Jimbo's playbook.

[tbone_ 14158]

Do you really have a chihuahua?

[deft 6879]

What are you doing Quinn?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwikgllM7Sb/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[Pods 7586]

14 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Do you really have a chihuahua?

Does Jimbo really have a playbook?

[jimmyjazz 46130]

14 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Do you really have a chihuahua?

Why yes I do.  Would you like to take her off my hands?  I'll pay.

[Longboard Horn 40508]

I hate Chi Alpha with a passion and this gives me even more of a reason to hate them. Fuck that cult. 

https://xalionsden.com/in-the-news

[Leanderman 2276]

"WR Tease arrested felony drug possession. "

Just redshirt for a year and welcome him back.

[South Austin 52600]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I hate Chi Alpha with a passion and this gives me even more of a reason to hate them. Fuck that cult. 

https://xalionsden.com/in-the-news

I sorta feel sorry for those two guys because their moms named them Candace and Lisa.