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We were leaving a restaurant in the Black Hills a few days ago, and I held the door open for a middle aged aggy couple - fully decked out in maroon. My wife and I greeted them with a Hook ‘em, much to their befuddlement. About 20 seconds later, the restaurant door swings back open, and aggy husband yells out, “It’s gonna be a long SEC game for y’all this weekend!”  I laughed and yelled back, “We’ll see about that!”

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This aggy loss was special. A 15 point loss when Miami did this. 

Blocked punt inside the 20 (7 points for aggy)

Fumbled punt inside the 10 (7 points for aggy)

Missed FG by Miami.

115 penalty yards by Miami. 

Multiple wide-open drops by Miami wide receivers that would have been huge plays. 

4 defensive starters out for Miami for most of the 2nd half. 

How in the fuck do you lose a game like this by 15 points? This game was handed to them on a platter  and they still lost by double digits. 

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We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

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2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

Call him and find out, maybe send him a link to the score or this page. Better yet, get his social media post it up and we'll all check in on him.  Enjoy your day, sir.  You've earned it.

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Pretty sure yesterday just zapped the life out of the 12th man for years to come. Jimbo's replacement is being determined, the collection plate has now shifted from players to buyouts, and there is a collective question of "Does it matter?" 

Still amazes me they haven't turned out Luicci yet. You would think a rival site would take hold by now.

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45 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

You're a better man than me.

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7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

You're a better man than me.

Trust me, I was thisclose to taking that guy out back and asking him what his fucking problem was, but I didn't want to risk doing anything stupid that would have resulted in me getting an earful from my wife on the 3 hour drive back. And to the BIL's credit again, he texted me this morning to thank us for coming, congratulating us on the win and apologizing for his friend acting like, well...a typical aggy asshole. 

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We were in Houston yesterday for a memorial service. Aggy BIL was in charge of the event and had way too much on his plate for us to even consider our normal good natured ribbing. We were there to support & help the family in any way we could. The service went better than he could have hoped for: short, sweet and drama free. Afterwards the family gathered to unwind w/ some food, beverages and football on TV. I told the BIL that he could give me as much shit as he wanted about Texas and I wouldn't anything more than smile and nod in agreement. To his credit, he barely said a word. Probably because he was operating on minimal sleep and oh yeah, Miami was donkey punching aggy at the time. The same couldn't be said about an aggy friend of his who was an insufferable prick and was trying to get under my skin the whole time. We left just before the Texas game started (listened to the first 3 quarters on SXM, was able to catch most of the 4th in glorious 4K at home). The aggy prick went off with "oh, run back to Austin with all the other liberal f---, Alabama's going to push your shit in," yada yada yada. The BIL told him to stand down. I wonder how that dude's feeling this morning?

Yeah sure, Lucifer. 
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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

There is no buyout. It's called a fully guaranteed contract.

That they were all crowing about and so fucking proud of when they offered it and Bilbo signed because it showed the college football universe just how serious and committed they were to winning by...lighting a pile of money on fire.

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