Tell Me About Texas a&m

[crash_davis 23114]

"Yes, FSU players did run a train on my wife."

[Tex Long 4409]

I always wondered why Bobby Bowden was so reluctant to retire. With Jimbob waiting in the wings, it has become obvious. RIP Bobby.

[Pancho 44861]

[Mikey4 2476]

Jimbo has two problems: they don't pay him enough, and his guaranteed contract is too short. Fortunately, aggy could fix both by giving him another extension and raise -- which is exactly what I would expect those goobers to do.

[jimmyjazz 45997]

lulz, yes "tu" is smart enough to get out of bad hires.  We're also smart enough to not pay ridiculous amounts over long terms, you stupid hillbilly fucks.

[Lhorn 4928]

35 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

They’re going to beat the snot out of LA-Monroe this weekend, right? Right???

[demos 3004]

Get a haircut hippie.

You trying to say Jesus Christ couldn’t play db?

[closetojumping 62763]

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

Get a haircut hippie.

I read this in the voice of Bevis. 

[ABSR 5319]

18 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the new aggy school commercial aired during miami game:

"we're not weird"

 

They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand.   Everyone else in the world sees it and says “What a bunch of psycho weirdo’s!”

From the inside you can’t explain it  (but you can make a commercial showing all the weirdness), and from the outside you can’t understand it (but you do know they are weird).

[msucolt45 4063]

They’re going to beat the snot out of LA-Monroe this weekend, right? Right???

Look out - The Warhawk’s are 2-0. ULMonroe is the team that beat Saban’s Bama during his first year there.

Hook’em!!!

[SHOOTER12 8811]

33 minutes ago, Pancho said:

WTF? you mean the honeymoon is ovah? No way man!

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

The historic 2022 A&M recruiting class has already set the record for most losses in year 1 and is currently pacing for the worst 4 year record for a #1 class. The 2010 Florida team went 8-5 in year 1 and 30-21 over 4 years. 

The average record of #1 classes is 47-7 and with a current record of 6-8 the 2022 aggie recruiting class has already achieved below average results. The commitment from Texas A&M to mediocrity is unmatched. 

[crash_davis 23114]

They suck at spending money.

[Jkwellborn 6713]

They suck at spending money.

No, they don’t have any issues spending it. They’re just stupid with it. Like Jersey Man in a strip club.

[fattyflattie 4639]

56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

lulz, yes "tu" is smart enough to get out of bad hires.  We're also smart enough to not pay ridiculous amounts over long terms, you stupid hillbilly fucks.

Well what you expect from a bunch of tea sipping bankers and attorneys.  Hard to become business savvy when you are fighting world wars and keeping America fed.  

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

haha our last two buyouts are no where close to the money they'd owe Jimbo....

[C-Man 27235]

4 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

LOFL

 

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Aggy is weird. Jesus freaks are weird. Aggy Jesus freaks are weird and pathetic.

3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

when you are weird as fuck the last thing you do is make a video themed "we're not weird" and then film scene after scene DOCUMENTING your weirdness

56 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

lulz, yes "tu" is smart enough to get out of bad hires.  We're also smart enough to not pay ridiculous amounts over long terms, you stupid hillbilly fucks.

With zero buyout language

[UTEE97 3522]

Billy called it right two months ago. There was a beatdown in Tuscaloosa.

 

[Post Oak 20254]

 

[BigHornedLurker 1954]

Reading between the lines , the panic is real not just because of Miami and the assholes 3 running A&M . 

 

Aggy has Bama in 4 weeks , a porous defense full of 5* , and is going to get hate fucked by Saban at home in ways that are going to make their recruiting nosedive and stars look for greener pasteurs 

Edited September 10, 2023 by BigHornedLurker

[Thatguy 8760]

Just now, BigHornedLurker said:

Reading between the lines , the panic is real not just because of Miami and the assholes 3 running A&M . 

 

Aggy has Bama in 3 weeks , a porous defense full of 5* , and is going to get hate fucked by Saban at home in ways that are going to make their recruiting nosedive 

  When they get big-dicked AT HOME after we beat the very same team at their place, it's going to get really ugly for them. They did everything they could to get away from us. They took 4 flights and climbed a mountain to a Tibetan monastery only to be ushered into a room where we were waiting for them. Poor Aggy.

[CosmoDog 318]

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

What exactly does he think has been done that's at risk of being undone?

“We can’t allow…” ???

WTF is he gonna do about it?

 

[Leanderman 2275]

Gonna be fun to see those fat slobs on the DL trying to catch the QB.

[Mileslong 4728]

They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand.   Everyone else in the world sees it and says “What a bunch of psycho weirdo’s!”
From the inside you can’t explain it  (but you can make a commercial showing all the weirdness), and from the outside you can’t understand it (but you do know they are weird).

I’m surprised it didn’t show some CT’s jerking off in a jar…

[Mileslong 4728]

BTW, I haven’t read this thread in a year so SIAP but I saw on Texags that Branding-Iron 13 died…

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

BTW, I haven’t read this thread in a year so SIAP but I saw on Texags that Branding-Iron 13 died…

Because of the game Saturday?

[OU Sucks 8890]

Probably already posted, but whatever:

 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9341]

BTW, I haven’t read this thread in a year so SIAP but I saw on Texags that Branding-Iron 13 died…

So...advantage A&M?

[msucolt45 4063]

Probably already posted, but whatever:
 

Fng retard! As long as they aren’t simulating the snap count, it’s legal.

Hook’em!!!

[SHOOTER12 8811]

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Reading between the lines , the panic is real not just because of Miami and the assholes 3 running A&M . 

 

Aggy has Bama in 4 weeks , a porous defense full of 5* , and is going to get hate fucked by Saban at home in ways that are going to make their recruiting nosedive and stars look for greener pasteurs 

Definitely agree here. Saban will be looking to finish out the year spilling rivers of blood and running up the score. With the already hard feelings between Bilbo and San, do you think Bilbo has enough control or sense to keep his mouth shut or will he run his mouth and give Bama more bulletin material?

[bad_teammate 13219]

I hope A&M and Alabama both look awful. Fuck both of those teams.

[TexArcher 37989]

The problem with aggy and Jimbo Fisher is unrealistic expectations.  

Jimbo is now 40-22 at aggy for a winning percentage of .645.  

Jackie Sherrill had a winning percentage of .642.  And, he was cheating.

RC Slocum had a winning percentage of .715.  And, he was cheating.

Aggy's all-time winning percentage?  .604.

The only way aggy can possibly think that they're too good for Jimbo is if, and stop me if you've heard this before, they don't have any idea of their own history and their place in college football.  Jimbo's averaging almost an 8-4 season at aggy, which is better than aggy did before Jimbo.

 

Edited September 11, 2023 by TexArcher

[MonkeyDoughnut 10328]

I'm honestly looking forward to the future Netflix series documenting the Jimbo years at aggy... should have some great content. He'll be bitter, they'll be bitter fireworks almost guaranteed.

[Texzilla58 4740]

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

[Hagbard Celine 10891]

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The historic 2022 A&M recruiting class has already set the record for most losses in year 1 and is currently pacing for the worst 4 year record for a #1 class. The 2010 Florida team went 8-5 in year 1 and 30-21 over 4 years. 

The average record of #1 classes is 47-7 and with a current record of 6-8 the 2022 aggie recruiting class has already achieved below average results. The commitment from Texas A&M to mediocrity is unmatched. 

what happens if the entire class is gone by the end of what would have been their redshirt sophomore (3rd) season?  what % of the signers in a given class have to still be there in order for a given year's record to count towards the multiyear performance of a given class?

[BigHornedLurker 1954]

34 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Definitely agree here. Saban will be looking to finish out the year spilling rivers of blood and running up the score. With the already hard feelings between Bilbo and San, do you think Bilbo has enough control or sense to keep his mouth shut or will he run his mouth and give Bama more bulletin material?

Personally I think he runs up any scored he can , gets his players rep , and tries to hold onto his legacy like they all do. 

 

How this relates to a&m ? If my shit football iq holds true , Aggies weakness is Bama strength thus year after two years of tough games. Bama putting as many points on the board as they can 

Edited September 11, 2023 by BigHornedLurker

[83Horn 1642]

5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Aggy is weird. Jesus freaks are weird. Aggy Jesus freaks are weird and pathetic.

Yeah, that wasn't Jesus that did all that for him.  It was losing...lots and lots of losing...decades of losing.  It causes resignation.  I know how it feels, and I imagine everyone on this site is familiar with this feeling.  Fortunately, our long, national nightmare seems to be ending.

[deft 6857]

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

Yeah, Miami defense players clapping caused the aggy defense to give up half a hundred too

[Zeus 6103]

[TreatyOak 16369]

12 minutes ago, deft said:

Yeah, Miami defense players clapping caused the aggy defense to give up half a hundred too

His press conference is seven minutes of glory. I highly recommend it if, like me, you revel in his repeated humiliation.

He also said Miami had an advantage by bringing in extra blitzers but his team couldn't get sacks because A&M did not. That seems to be throwing his defensive coach under the bus. 

[Deej 76855]

3 hours ago, ABSR said:

They made a commercial that only 100% Red Ass aggy’s would love and understand

To be fair, those are the only type of people they want to come to aggy. 

[Deej 76855]

1 hour ago, OU Sucks said:

Probably already posted, but whatever:

 

He's sensitive about the clap because Candi was constantly dealing with it. 

[MH BEVO 1265]

52 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

Okay fine. We all can agree to spot them 2 points 

[Deej 76855]

If Miami really wanted to fuck with aggy, instead of clapping, they could have just shouted that bitcoin crashed. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Well, fuck you. Half dead mutha fucka. 

Come on sista

[Texzilla58 4740]

Personally I think he runs up any scored he can , gets his players rep , and tries to hold onto his legacy like they all do. 
 
How this relates to a&m ? If my shit football iq holds true , Aggies weakness is Bama strength thus year after two years of tough games. Bama putting as many points on the board as they can 

I want Nick to hang 100 on Jimbo, just for grins.

[Dennis Taylor 18843]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Jimbo now stating Miami cheated by clapping on the two point play. That’s what you get for doing that stupid clap shit. Coach your kids to do silent counts or do a genuine cadence. Fuck you jimbo.

Is that a new entry for the Jimbo Fisher Press Conference Bingo card??

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Tomorrow after the insurance sales Monday morning meetings should be epic.

Edited September 11, 2023 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

The problem with aggy and Jimbo Fisher is unrealistic expectations.  

Jimbo is now 40-22 at aggy for a winning percentage of .645.  

Jackie Sherrill had a winning percentage of .642.  And, he was cheating.

RC Slocum had a winning percentage of .715.  And, he was cheating.

Aggy's all-time winning percentage?  .604.

The only way aggy can possibly think that they're too good for Jimbo is if, and stop me if you've heard this before, they don't have any idea of their own history and their place in college football.  Jimbo's averaging almost an 8-4 season at aggy, which is better than aggy did before Jimbo.

 

Jimbo has a worse record than Sumlin lol

 

https://x.com/bmarcello/status/1700889510748332252?s=46&t=oC0-l2xwOjUxAomKreGliA

Edited September 11, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[Homercles 10206]

6 hours ago, Deej said:

I'd call CPS.

 

Needs more diabeetus