Tell Me About Texas a&m

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

It's okay he thinks having more reps than posts makes his penis bigger

Haha..!

Get a room aggy boys.

[kopp0e 1,135]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Not in 1988 you fucking retard.
Learn to read. 

I didn't say 1988 mr sayer of "penis" to random oppo fans aggy numbnuts.

random oppo fans..?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Damn you know he felt like a bitch. But really, slapping another man?

Another man?

He slapped aggy, not man, a bitch.

[kopp0e 1,135]

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

Get a room aggy boys.

You put a bit of thought in that, it could be "natural" for you (I guess)...

[Longboard Horn 41,350]

This thread has been Phlegmed! I love it! 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

My next post, is my 1st there... (good try tho)...

Off with you then.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

On 9/23/2018 at 8:22 PM, Orange&White said:

During the last few years they have grown really accustom to losing at Kyle. I don’t think it holds the same weight anymore. It barely even warrants comments on TexAgs anymore.

 

whoop!

you and the other guy are missing the point

every Aggie on planet Earth knows it's silly but secretly has sincere hopes that Jimbo's big turnaround will be complete by the time Alabama comes to Kyle in 2019. in the Aggie's secret heart of hearts, he just knows that after they go 8-5 or 9-4 or 10-3 this year and sign all of the best recruits in the whole wide world, they will start 2019 near the top ten and when they beat Alabama, that will vault them to #1 in the polls, and they'll win out that season and win the national title and never lose again for the foreseeable future as per Joel Osteen's Aggie Prosperity Prophecy

these are Aggies we are talking about, they know deep down it's fucking silly as hell but they can't help themselves

when they get their asses beat down at Kyle by Bama next year, it will be the first time they admit to themselves that Fisher doesn't have all the answers and isn't a magician and isn't playing 4-D chess to everyone else's Chutes and Ladders

 

Edited September 25, 2018 by SwanderedTalent

[kopp0e 1,135]

2 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

8 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

My next post, is my 1st there... (good try tho)...

Off with you then.

Well, ok...

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

This thread has been Phlegmed! I love it! 

Well I did start it. And it's fun to tease the aggy idoits.

As always OU sucks.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

you and the other guy are missing the point
every Aggie on planet Earth knows it's silly but secretly has sincere hopes that Jimbo's big turnaround will be complete by the time Alabama comes to Kyle in 2019. in the Aggie's secret heart of hearts, he just knows that after they go 8-5 or 9-4 or 10-3 this year and sign all of the best recruits in the whole wide world, they will start 2019 near the top ten and when they beat Alabama, that will vault them to #1 in the polls, and they'll win out that season and win the national title and never lose again for the foreseeable future as per Joel Osteen's Aggie Prosperity Prophecy
these are Aggies we are talking about, they know deep down it's fucking silly as hell but they can't help themselves
when they get their asses beat down at Kyle by Bama next year, it will be the first time they admit to themselves that Fisher doesn't have all the answers and isn't a magician and isn't playing 4-D chess to everyone else's Chutes and Ladders
 

Bla bla bla bla bla says the aggy.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

you know what, Star Track is pretty awesome

[Homesickhorn 2,217]

In the video, it sounds like the slapper tells the slappee (post slap), “I told you to stop cussing around the kids”.
Probably wrong, because I’m still in Austin celebrating my 40th death march.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

4 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Bla bla bla bla bla says the aggy.

 

[utee94 16,080]

I wonder how they're going to spin that into their standard "opponent thinks they're the best fans EVAR" story?

[Treefidy 1,507]

9 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

you and the other guy are missing the point

every Aggie on planet Earth knows it's silly but secretly has sincere hopes that Jimbo's big turnaround will be complete by the time Alabama comes to Kyle in 2019. in the Aggie's secret heart of hearts, he just knows that after they go 8-5 or 9-4 or 10-3 this year and sign all of the best recruits in the whole wide world, they will start 2019 near the top ten and when they beat Alabama, that will vault them to #1 in the polls, and they'll win out that season and win the national title and never lose again for the foreseeable future as per Joel Osteen's Aggie Prosperity Prophecy

these are Aggies we are talking about, they know deep down it's fucking silly as hell but they can't help themselves

when they get their asses beat down at Kyle by Bama next year, it will be the first time they admit to themselves that Fisher doesn't have all the answers and isn't a magician and isn't playing 4-D chess to everyone else's Chutes and Ladders

 

actually jimbo plays solitaire, though candi likes 52 pick-up

[lemonandaturd 4,289]

5 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

actually jimbo plays solitaire, though candi likes 52 pick-up

And Naked Twister

[Bevo14 8,468]

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Oh shit. He flipped his cap around.

 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

10 hours ago, williemackgarza said:

In that texaggy link the sheep,fuckers are saying winning the west will show everyone they are a real football school.
Not winning the conf, but their division... jesus

That is still too high of a bar for aggy to clear.

[Leanderman 2,362]

Top Four Things Every Aggie Wants;

1) A fan base like Nebraska

2) Championships like Alabama

3) Recognition like Texas

4) Livestock who won't kiss and tell 

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

[satyanash 15,590]

Weekly update: it has been 311 days since A&M beat a P5 team

[Jkwellborn 7,035]

actually jimbo plays solitaire, though candi likes 52 pick-up

And Naked Twister

And tennis.

[C-Man 27,779]

Watching an old South Park before going to bed. PC Principal is an aggy? LOFL

[texasstrong12 4,668]

I've seen dumb but never this dumb. 

 

Edited September 26, 2018 by texasstrong12

[Tex Pete 21,485]

Like it or not Matt, the rest of us don’t dont live in Indoctrination Station. We don’t go to Fish Camp and get told what to think about our school. We aren’t pumped full of juvenile traditions and made up stories about the “greatness” of our university or how terrible Hayseed U down the road is.

There’s a historical record, and it isn’t arbitrary based on random dates, who the coach was, what sexes or species attended our school at the time, what was happening in the world at the time, or the average annual rainfall in the Brazos Valley. The University of Texas has consistently owned our little brother, Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University, on and off the field since 1883. We don’t need to explain it to everyone else because the whole world has witnessed it.

It’s regrettable that your university’s leadership has targeted misanthropes and the intellectually challenged to fill your halls since 1879, but that has nothing to do with us. Try thinking for yourself sometime and you may realize the fact that “from the outside you can’t understand it and from the inside you can’t explain it” is because “it” is a bunch of regurgitated lies you are told to believe and are dumb enough to do so. 

Your school cowardly chose to run away from our conference and from the sports rivalry our schools shared for selfish reasons. You lied about everything that went down. You convinced yourselves it would make you “somebody!” in the sports world. You told yourself how much better you would become because of it, but you’re still pathetic losers. You’re still losing at the same rate. You still haven’t won a conference championship since 1998, and the people who are watching closely still recognize you as the annoying attention-starved rejects you’ve always been.

Matt, don’t go away mad. Just go away. 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I've seen dumb but never this dumb. 

 

I think my favorite part of that tweet (other than the fact that it's straight up wrong) is that aggys biggest boast is "in the past 30 years, excluding 15 of those years, we were big brother"

[Modessit 5,666]

Like it or not but aggy have been the reigning National Champions with the exception of 1940-2018.

[LTtxfan 49,994]

Oh shit. He flipped his cap around.....

 

[Leanderman 2,362]

Of course we cannot forget the sheep humpers consider a school they bought in Galveston as part of their university. It is only three hours drive away. They post their pictures of the white uniformed bathroom attendants complete with a flowing sash and call them their own. What's is next for these clowns?

[Guest Lobo]

What did they buy in Galveston?  

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

30 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Of course we cannot forget the sheep humpers consider a school they bought in Galveston as part of their university. It is only three hours drive away. They post their pictures of the white uniformed bathroom attendants complete with a flowing sash and call them their own. What's is next for these clowns?

Even the students at A&M Qatar get diplomas that read “College Station,Texas.” 

Full disclosure-UT Austin was first approached about the Qataris using the school’s brand for a school on their country. UT administrators rejected the request. A&M then asked to be allowed to be the school brand of the Qatari university. It is located about 50 feet from one of the most radical Wahabbi mosques in the Middle East. 

[TexasTroll 454]

On 9/24/2018 at 9:55 PM, MrPhlegm said:

Bla bla bla bla bla says the aggy.

Baaaaa baaaaaa baaaaaa baaaaaa

says the aggy

fixed

[ztejas 44,226]

6 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I've seen dumb but never this dumb. 

 

"With the exception of that entire 15 year stretch where you almost won 2 and could have won 3 national titles"

What a fucking retard.

[TexasMan 11,450]

Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2,241]

11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

 

And tennis.

She's a big fan of men's doubles.

[Cody2422 282]

Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 
https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

I've never heard him speak before, figured him to sound more like mike golic.


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[Elmer_Fudd 22,989]

Tyrell Dodson tweeted "I'm out" and the aggy boards are in panic mode.

[Hank Chinaski 6,352]

24 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Looch has a nice little 2 minute rant at 44:00 about the "disgusting thinking" of the vocal 2%ers because they... aren't delusion to other school's fans, and how he's trying to change that mindset. (and of course he mentions Texas in this. Because rent free) 

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/texags.blob.core.windows.net/audio/0107130-obfn.mp3

"I will continue to fight to eradicate that kind of thinking from this fanbase..."

The "thinking" he's referring to is the perception of what constitutes a "big win." Truly a noble pursuit he's dedicating himself to. 

What a fucking clown. 

[ClubWhatever 12,295]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tyrell Dodson tweeted "I'm out" and the aggy boards are in panic mode.

Yeah having a gay linebacker won't sit well over there

[Hiphopopotamos 21,189]

On 9/24/2018 at 10:21 PM, Bevo14 said:

Oh shit. He flipped his cap around.

 

 

 

[The Golden Hat 305]

9 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

I've seen dumb but never this dumb. 

 

[Lhorn 5,092]

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Tyrell Dodson tweeted "I'm out" and the aggy boards are in panic mode.

Any follow up on this. He talking about transfer?

[deft 7,059]

Ladies and gentlemen, our big brother

[Machinator 32,103]

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

Any follow up on this. He talking about transfer?

No, looks like he's just fed up with social media.

[pacman 7,504]

8 minutes ago, deft said:

Ladies and gentlemen, our big brother

half dead motherfucka

[Landomatic 3,813]

5 hours ago, Modessit said:

Like it or not but aggy have been the reigning National Champions with the exception of 1940 - 2018 through the foreseeable future.

There ya go.

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Already setting the table for another moral victory. 

 

 

[OrangEngr 1,035]

34 minutes ago, deft said:

Ladies and gentlemen, our big brother

Please, PLEASE tell me he’s adopted

[Katfid54 9,005]

36 minutes ago, deft said:

Ladies and gentlemen, our big brother

This isn't even a .gif, but you can actually see that dude mouthbreathing in the photo.

[ztejas 44,226]

8 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

Already setting the table for another moral victory. 

 

 

I know Arky fucking sucks but I would never take Chad lightly. He is a legit coach and will definitely try and scheme some crazy shit against aggy.

God, if you're up there, grant these hogs just one week of fortune to do battle with aggy.