Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

2 hours ago, texasdago said:

I bought one in 1990 after the UH game.  Pretty sure it wasn't licensed since it said, "The Cougars were Pussies"

I had that shirt too. Loved it.

[Horn Dogg 3,875]

4 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

At least aggy beat me to it!

Hook’em !!!

Next year will Texas get a line that says “winning games and fucking bitches?”

[Elmer_Fudd 22,204]

Aggy ring stories 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3400805

[Thatguy 8,682]

12 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Watch this clip of Harry Connick Jr.  He's frustrated that his lily white crowd is clapping on the 1 and the 3, instead of the expected 2 and the 4, so he inserts an extra beat (4/4 measure --> 5/4 measure) around 0:40 and the dumbass crowd has no idea that they've been flipped to clapping on the 2 and the 4.

 

 

  I  remember the first time I experienced this phenomenon. I was a teenager visiting my friends church and they were clapping on the 1&3. I was the off one and looking around confused as to why I couldn't get on beat. I kept trying to clap 1/3, but kept defaulting to the 2/4. It was a weird, frustrating experience.

[texasdago 7,569]

Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!

[Leanderman 2,275]

"Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!"

How many glory holes were included in that price?

[Wulaw Horn 19,068]

20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!"

How many glory holes were included in that price?

All of them. 

[ABSR 5,308]

36 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

All of them. 

Then he’s going to be very sore after the game.

[Armybrat 40,826]

11 hours ago, Waterboarder said:

We called them “Hitler Youth” when I was on campus 

I knew a guy who was in the Hitler Youth. 
He was not annoying like some aggies I knew.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!"

How many glory holes were included in that price?

The seats are $65, the glory holes, embarrassment, and shame are free.

[LTtxfan 49,148]

Playing ULM today... aggy might score 50 

[CosmoDog 298]

7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Playing ULM today... aggy might score 50 

Playing ULM today... aggy might lose

[blacklab 11,926]

3 hours ago, texasdago said:

Buddy of mine texted me that he bought club seats for today's game for $65 !!!

He got ripped off. Lots of seats in the stadium going for $6

[Shut up Lou Holtz 2,026]

2 minutes ago, blacklab said:

He got ripped off. Lots of seats in the stadium going for $6

Ya but the 10 jizz jars is what makes it a deal 

[ABSR 5,308]

3 hours ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Ya but the 10 jizz jars is what makes it a deal 

So if an aggy brings 10 jizz jars to the game what kind of deal does he get?

[Focht Up 631]

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy ring stories 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3400805

This might be the weirdest aggy related thing I've seen 

[msucolt45 4,056]

Jimbo actually played QB for his opponents Coach today. Terry Bowden has mentioned over the years that his QB play, at Samford, was one of his best ever QBs that he’s coached. The family connection lead him to Bobby’s staff at FSU.

Hook’em!!!

[Treefidy 1,463]

The cameras will be mostly tight field shots so all the empty seats won’t be seen on TV, but it will be loud as fuck because they pipe in crowd noise.  
 

They have been called out for it before and should be embarrassed, but Aggie.   Lacks sportsmanship and shouldn’t be legal but it’s another tradition!

[ousux 5,597]

Jimbo actually played QB for his opponents Coach today. Terry Bowden has mentioned over the years that his QB play, at Samford, was one of his best ever QBs that he’s coached. The family connection lead him to Bobby’s staff at FSU.

Hook’em!!!

Wait, what? Are you saying the hobbit actually played QB and his coach was Terry Bowden?

[atomheartbevo 89,630]

 

[Michael Knight 12,977]

 

[msucolt45 4,056]

Wait, what? Are you saying the hobbit actually played QB and his coach was Terry Bowden?

Yes just a “little” known fact, no pun intended.

Hook’em!!!

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

aggy swearing ULM watered the field down! lol

[Enchubben 5,510]

Noah Thomas dinged up and walking to locker room. Evan Stewart not dressed out. Are we already seeing dissatisfaction? 

[BachelorTrek 2,967]

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558

 

Pooooooor aggy!

Lulz. 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558

 

Pooooooor aggy!

Lulz. 

Yeah right...

[Lhorn 4,912]

Fighting Texum aggies getting it done tonight.  Ship has been righted.  Best one loss team.  All of their season goals are still one the table….. and what not. 

[Hozz 1,017]

lol they aint finding shit

[Pancho 44,717]

17 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2715558

 

Pooooooor aggy!

Lulz. 

[The Dog 44,019]

 

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school.  "Two of the worst G5 programs?"  Hmmm.

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 

 

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school.  "Two of the worst G5 programs?"  Hmmm.

Per ESPN's FPI

[HtownHorn 14,671]

23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Let's see . . . Rice & Wyoming are both 2-1, neither has lost to any team but Texas, and both have beaten a P5 school.  "Two of the worst G5 programs?"  Hmmm.

Both will likely be deciding their conference championship if they can stay healthy.

[BigHornedLurker 1,936]

On 9/16/2023 at 8:43 AM, ABSR said:

Then he’s going to be very sore after the game.

Penicillin, STAT!

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

1 hour ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Per ESPN's FPI

 

I'm not sure what that screenshot proves, but by that metric Wyoming is #75 and Rice #89 out of 133 D1 programs.  It's kinda hard to imagine that they're among the worst G5 teams.

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm not sure what that screenshot proves, but by that metric Wyoming is #75 and Rice #89 out of 133 D1 programs.  It's kinda hard to imagine that they're among the worst G5 teams.

Aggy played ULM and NM. Who are literally among the worst G5 teams. 

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

13 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Aggy played ULM and NM. Who are literally among the worst G5 teams. 

Oh shit, got it.

[Rickylovesweed 14,262]

The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. 

ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. 

New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. 

Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. 

This is truly pathetic scheduling. 

[bluto 4,914]

It might turn into a shoot out but I think auburn puts up 35-40 this weekend. 

[jimmyjazz 45,893]

41 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. 

ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. 

New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. 

Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. 

This is truly pathetic scheduling. 

Look, they play in the SEC SEC SEC, and they run into Georgia once every twelve years.  You have no idea.

[nnm 36,354]

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Look, they play in the SEC SEC SEC, and they run into Georgia once every twelve years.  You have no idea.

Weak in, weak out. It just means more. 

[Longboard Horn 40,296]

 

[Magus Ossis 2,797]

It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game

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35 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game

Then put it up on the plaque all, dammit!  Burning daylight over here FFS.

[NoName 16,351]

On 9/14/2023 at 4:10 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

If they go 5&7 this year, Jimbo is getting fired. They will hide behind sovereign immunity like tech did with Leach and likely not end up paying out the rest of the contract.

That's all good until Dabo says he requires all $150 million upfront.

aggy will find a way to fuck it up even worse from there.

if they try to get out of a fully guaranteed contract and do it their contracts aren't worth the paper they are written on and will have a hard time hiring anyone worth a damn (plus pissing off Jimmie Sexton is a bad move these days)

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

1 hour ago, Magus Ossis said:

It has been 700 days since aggy won a true road game

They only have three true road games left this year, all against currently ranked teams.  That number could end up topping 1,000.

[utee94 15,808]

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@JoelKlatt still can’t believe the lack of success from one of the most talented rosters in college football

I mean, as impressive as it is having twenty or thirty 5* defensive linemen on one roster, it does render the rest of the roster a little... uneven...

 

 

[Texzilla58 4,732]

The aggy non-conference schedule is remarkable. They scheduled 3 of the shittiest teams you can imagine. 
ULL's record the last 5 years: 4-8, 4-8, 0-10, 5-7, 6-6. 
New Mexico's record the last 5 years: 2-10, 3-9, 2-5, 2-10, 3-9. 
Abilene Christian's record the last 5 years at the FCS level: 7-4, 5-6, 1-5, 5-7, 6-5. 
This is truly pathetic scheduling. 

Nothing would be funnier than Aggy loss to Abilene Church of Christ preaching school.

[tbone_ 14,113]

True but just the concept of those dorks not being able to get out the bazillion dollar contract to a terrible coach is up there in the funny rankings.