Tell Me About Texas a&m

[SHOOTER12 8,826]

5 hours ago, redswingline said:

...by a woman anyways.  I'm sure they get laid a lot otherwise.

[wood 11,260]

2 hours ago, redswingline said:

Wasn't sure which header to go with

 

 

I always thought it was "Baaaaaaa means no".

[wood 11,260]

Aggy wet t-shirt contest ...

 

Edited September 21, 2023 by wood

[TreatyOak 16,419]

[ousux 5,601]

If there isn't at least one person with that sign at our first aggy game next year I will be disappointed.

[Deej 76,905]

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

???

My wife definitely did.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1,258]

I always thought it was "Baaaaaaa means no".

I thought Ags were into sheep. Maybe the “kinky” ones are into goats?

[High Plains Drifter 11,052]

1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

I thought Ags were into sheep. Maybe the “kinky” ones are into goats?

 

Saturday night is for the sheep, but Friday night is for the goats.

 

[Tex Pete 20,462]

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

???

My wife definitely did.

[RomaVicta 30,013]

17 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

should say "how never to get laid by a female human."

I don't know. How many gay men go in for uniformed cultists performing spastic dances in public? 

[Longboard Horn 40,503]

#WRTS = We'll Regret This Shit

[Herpa Derpa 6,131]

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't know. How many gay men go in for uniformed cultists performing spastic dances in public? 

If only they could drop the cult aspect and let their individuality come out.

[mininghorn88 2,298]

16 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Damn, I thought you were way younger than that.

On behalf of all our members...welcome to The Olds Club!

His Surly handle should have alerted you that he is old. It has been a long ass time since a treaty was signed under an oak tree.

[Longboard Horn 40,503]

57 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

If only they could drop the cult aspect and let their individuality come out.

A-G-G-Y! It's fun to stay here and be A-G-G-Y! At the Station, there's plenty of sheep to enjoy! You can hang out with all the corps boys!  

[SubliminalHorn 6,811]

19 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

should say "how never to get laid by a female human."

Ahem..or men. Would not

[TreatyOak 16,419]

On 9/20/2023 at 8:06 PM, msucolt45 said:

NICE!!!! I knew somebody below my age range could come up with that, as I’m IT illiterate and and am just good checking emails!

I want to take a moment to make a short PSA about this popular misconception.

Today's consumer software is designed to be intuitive to the point where a person of ANY age can master it. It isn't here to be used exclusively by those "crazy kids."
In fact, mastering technology and coupling that with vast life experience can actually be a very potent mix.

Now, it is a coincidence that the skills I apply here are the ones that I use for work, but at our business, we are very open-minded about learning any new platforms, cause we are a small company and we don't have Ted from IT to bail us out.  

As a very wise person once told me, "embrace technology and you'll always be young." 

Thanks for your time!

[horn4life 3,783]

Aggies just do Aggie shit.  Which is code for ... fucking stupid shit. Just focusing on recent history of stupidity...

This week they were proudly identified among the most conservative college campuses in the nation.  But fiscally they are really, really really dumb.  They just botched a hire where they gave a settlement to the head of the UT department of Journalism... Because they were so conservative, they allowed the evil of diversity to not want a former A&M graduate who made an incredible name for herself. Cost $1 million.

They also love to make long term guaranteed football head coach contracts.  Where they paid Kevin Sumlin 10 million not to coach, after amassing a .667 winning percentage. And presently are looking at a $70 Million buyout of Jimbo Fisher.  Since Jimbo signed his 10 year no cut contract prior to the 2021 season the Aggies have had a #1 recruiting class and a 15-12 record with their a $9 million a year coach!  Here is the buyout by year for Fisher-

Jimbo Fisher's Buyout: Amount & Breakdown
2022: $85,950,000.
2023: $76,800,000.
2024: $67,550,000.
2026: $48,750,000.
2027: $39,200,000.
2028: $29,550,000.
2029: $19,800,000.
2030: $9,950,000.

I too believe that A&M is a very socially conservative campus. But the amount of money they spend where they receive nothing at all in return, is staggering.  And that is FUCKING STUPID!

 

Edited September 22, 2023 by horn4life

[redswingline 1,064]

Inspired by BBC Planet Earth - they make quality stuff (new take on prior post)

[BurntOrange&White 40,004]

37 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Aggies just do Aggie shit.  Which is code for ... fucking stupid shit. Just focusing on recent history of stupidity...

This week they were proudly identified among the most conservative college campuses in the nation.  But fiscally they are really, really really dumb.  They just botched a hire where they gave a settlement to the head of the UT department of Journalism... Because they were so conservative, they allowed the evil of diversity to not want a former A&M graduate who made an incredible name for herself. Cost $1 million.

They also love to make long term guaranteed football head coach contracts.  Where they paid Kevin Sumlin 10 million not to coach, after amassing a .667 winning percentage. And presently are looking at a $70 Million buyout of Jimbo Fisher.  Since Jimbo signed his 10 year no cut contract prior to the 2021 season the Aggies have had a #1 recruiting class and a 15-12 record with their a $9 million a year coach!  Here is the buyout by year for Fisher-

Jimbo Fisher's Buyout: Amount & Breakdown
2022: $85,950,000.
2023: $76,800,000.
2024: $67,550,000.
2026: $48,750,000.
2027: $39,200,000.
2028: $29,550,000.
2029: $19,800,000.
2030: $9,950,000.

I too believe that A&M is a very socially conservative campus. But the amount of money they spend where they receive nothing at all in return, is staggering.  And that is FUCKING STUPID!

 

While the numbers are daunting as a whole the payout is structured not so badly....yes it's massive and they will be paying Jimbo 5-8 million per year through 2031 if they do fire but only 25% of the buyout is due within 60 days, 120 days after the first 60 days the yearly payments of 5-8 million will begin. You're still looking at a massive payout due within 6 months of his firing to the tune of 23-26 million or so for the next two years. 

[wood 11,260]

43 minutes ago, horn4life said:

Aggies just do Aggie shit.  Which is code for ... fucking stupid shit. Just focusing on recent history of stupidity...

This week they were proudly identified among the most conservative college campuses in the nation.  But fiscally they are really, really really dumb.  They just botched a hire where they gave a settlement to the head of the UT department of Journalism... Because they were so conservative, they allowed the evil of diversity to not want a former A&M graduate who made an incredible name for herself. Cost $1 million.

They also love to make long term guaranteed football head coach contracts.  Where they paid Kevin Sumlin 10 million not to coach, after amassing a .667 winning percentage. And presently are looking at a $70 Million buyout of Jimbo Fisher.  Since Jimbo signed his 10 year no cut contract prior to the 2021 season the Aggies have had a #1 recruiting class and a 15-12 record with their a $9 million a year coach!  Here is the buyout by year for Fisher.

6-10 in conference since the extension. You just can't make this shit up.

[Pancho 44,986]

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

Sumlin finished with a 51-26 record at aggy.  Jimbo currently at 41-22.  Can he go 10-4 in his next 14 games to match Sumlin?

[ousux 5,601]

 
 

According to aggy the SEC was much tougher their first few years, softening up just in time for the sips to join. aggy cognitive dissonance.

[BabaYaga 15,315]

Best coach they had was sleepy sherm.  That team that Sumlin inherited was stacked.  Best o-line they've had in decades, Manziel, evens at wr.  They caught lightning in a bottle and had their best season that I can remember?  Then the fanbase frothed up, put all the players in divine status, escalated expectations to biblical levels, and of course it all came crashing back down as it always does.

[Hozz 1,018]

So what has been the actual highest paid buyout in college history?  Weiss/ND 19m in 2009, per a casual google.  It will take the ags until 2029 to even get in this ballpark with Jimbo.   Haha.

[Dennis Taylor 18,863]

22 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Sumlin finished with a 51-26 record at aggy.  Jimbo currently at 41-22.  Can he go 10-4 in his next 14 games to match Sumlin?

[Sir Ulrich 5,189]

The aggies will struggle with any P5 team that has above average talent since it will come down to coaching/execution. Until Petrino/Jimbo prove they can outscore what Durkin gives up then this is a toss up.

Freeze is a big game coach and knows what this win would provide (media laughing at aggie tears do wonders) so i would expect him to come out prepared to take what Durkin gives him all day. They may not win but a FG game coming down to the last possession would be my guess.  

[Cap33 392]

31 minutes ago, ousux said:

According to aggy the SEC was much tougher their first few years, softening up just in time for the sips to join. aggy cognitive dissonance.
 

This is all I hear from them after we beat Alabama: "The SEC is down across the board this year."

[NoName 16,398]

1 minute ago, Sir Ulrich said:

The aggies will struggle with any P5 team that has above average talent since it will come down to coaching/execution. Until Petrino/Jimbo prove they can outscore what Durkin gives up then this is a toss up.

Freeze is a big game coach and knows what this win would provide (media laughing at aggie tears do wonders) so i would expect him to come out prepared to take what Durkin gives him all day. They may not win but a FG game coming down to the last possession would be my guess.  

prediction tracker average is 2.94 points in favor of A&M and median is 3.05. it has a pretty small stddev, so thats about where most folks think its going to end up/be - A&M is lucky it's a home game.

[Sir Ulrich 5,189]

1 minute ago, NoName said:

prediction tracker average is 2.94 points in favor of A&M and median is 3.05. it has a pretty small stddev, so thats about where most folks think its going to end up/be - A&M is lucky it's a home game.

Good insight. Being at 11 at Kyle is positive for Auburn though. They may have the biggest morning to night crowd disparity I have seen.

[closetojumping 62,852]

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

prediction tracker average is 2.94 points in favor of A&M and median is 3.05. it has a pretty small stddev, so thats about where most folks think its going to end up/be - A&M is lucky it's a home game.

I was reading an article from their 247 site following all of the national picks for the Auburn game. It's like 95% for ATM to not only win, but also cover 7.5. You have to remove the Auburn homers, but even those guys were 67/33 in favor of ATM. 

I don't get it. We have seen nothing from that program to justify things like them starting the season in the top 25, being picked to win and also giving up points in Miami, and now being a consensus lock against Auburn. This is who ATM is. They're a loser program and they always have been. Giving these guys the benefit of the doubt against a team that is 4-1 against them at Kyle Field is just baffling. 

[utee94 15,862]

47 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Sumlin finished with a 51-26 record at aggy.  Jimbo currently at 41-22.  Can he go 10-4 in his next 14 games to match Sumlin?

If 8-10 of those games are against FCS, then it's possible.

[Dennis Taylor 18,863]

10 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Good insight. Being at 11 at Kyle is positive for Auburn though. They may have the biggest morning to night crowd disparity I have seen.

Maybe aggy can break out those special glow in the dark unis again 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

24 minutes ago, Cap33 said:

This is all I hear from them after we beat Alabama: "The SEC is down across the board this year."

Here’s their chance to take advantage of that, right? Right?

[horn4life 3,783]

55 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Best coach they had was sleepy sherm.  That team that Sumlin inherited was stacked.  Best o-line they've had in decades, Manziel, evens at wr.  They caught lightning in a bottle and had their best season that I can remember?  Then the fanbase frothed up, put all the players in divine status, escalated expectations to biblical levels, and of course it all came crashing back down as it always does.

The funniest thing about the best win of that season, against Alabama, would have been impossible.  Except for the complete and total lack of respect the Alabama football team had toward A&M.  Without that complete and total lack of respect, A&M doesn't beat Bama.

[sidis 9,832]

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was reading an article from their 247 site following all of the national picks for the Auburn game. It's like 95% for ATM to not only win, but also cover 7.5. You have to remove the Auburn homers, but even those guys were 67/33 in favor of ATM. 

I don't get it. We have seen nothing from that program to justify things like them starting the season in the top 25, being picked to win and also giving up points in Miami, and now being a consensus lock against Auburn. This is who ATM is. They're a loser program and they always have been. Giving these guys the benefit of the doubt against a team that is 4-1 against them at Kyle Field is just baffling. 

i suspect it is more of a commentary on auburn than the agros.

the auburn-cal game was the late game of the week a couple of weeks ago and auburn truly did look like hammered dogshit in that game.  they had no business beating cal.  They threw for a total of 94 yards and had 230 total yards on the day.  auburn turned the ball over 4 times and the only thing that saved them was that cal turned it over 3.  they were out-possessed by ten minutes and looked foolish.

freeze and his no ethics shenanigans will soon have auburn competitive again but it is first year stuff right now.  they are pretty terrible.  i suspect the agro front four will have their "get the fans hopes up" day this week.  on the other hand, this game can be wild and auburn will certainly be the first breathing defense that weigman has to face.

[NoName 16,398]

31 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Good insight. Being at 11 at Kyle is positive for Auburn though. They may have the biggest morning to night crowd disparity I have seen.

 

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I was reading an article from their 247 site following all of the national picks for the Auburn game. It's like 95% for ATM to not only win, but also cover 7.5. You have to remove the Auburn homers, but even those guys were 67/33 in favor of ATM. 

I don't get it. We have seen nothing from that program to justify things like them starting the season in the top 25, being picked to win and also giving up points in Miami, and now being a consensus lock against Auburn. This is who ATM is. They're a loser program and they always have been. Giving these guys the benefit of the doubt against a team that is 4-1 against them at Kyle Field is just baffling. 

its a pretty weird situation prediction tracker overall has A&M winning 57.16% of the time and covering 41.28% of the time.

the #1 SU group in prediction tracker has picked A&M by 3.4.

the #1 ATS group has Auburn by 1.55

everything about this game says it's going to be close.

here is Statsowar's projection to look at some more of the advanced stuff. Auburn has played a truly aweful slate so far, like #110 SOS in the country.

Spoiler

 

11 minutes ago, sidis said:

i suspect it is more of a commentary on auburn than the agros.

the auburn-cal game was the late game of the week a couple of weeks ago and auburn truly did look like hammered dogshit in that game.  they had no business beating cal.  They threw for a total of 94 yards and had 230 total yards on the day.  auburn turned the ball over 4 times and the only thing that saved them was that cal turned it over 3.  they were out-possessed by ten minutes and looked foolish.

freeze and his no ethics shenanigans will soon have auburn competitive again but it is first year stuff right now.  they are pretty terrible.  i suspect the agro front four will have their "get the fans hopes up" day this week.  on the other hand, this game can be wild and auburn will certainly be the first breathing defense that weigman has to face.

to be fair that game looks like just one of the least watchable games so far this year.

[Dennis Taylor 18,863]

5 minutes ago, wood said:

- Jimbo is 41-22 at aggy. He was 83-23 at UF.

- Jimbo is 23-18 in SEC games at aggy. He was 41-16 at UF. 5 of those losses came in his last season at UF, his only season there with a losing SEC record.

- Jimbo has had winning SEC records in 2 of 5 seasons at aggy. He had them in 7 of 8 years at UF. 

* FSU which isn't in the SEC

[sidis 9,832]

8 minutes ago, NoName said:

 

to be fair that game looks like just one of the least watchable games so far this year.

it was so unwatchable, i stopped watching and went to fucking bed with cal up despite being jazzed up from the texas win in tuscaloosa.

[wood 11,260]

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

* FSU which isn't in the SEC

Holy shit. LOL. My bad. I'm stoopid. Reported post for correction or deletion. Never mind re: the SEC part. As I was typing "UF" I kept thinking 'that doesn't seem right. Ah, well. Fuck it.'

I gotta start getting to bed earlier.

But you get the point ... 

 

Edited September 22, 2023 by wood

[utee94 15,862]

2 minutes ago, wood said:

Holy shit. LOL. My bad. Never mind re: the SEC part. As I was typing "UF" I kept thinking 'that doesn't seem right. Ah, well. Fuck it.'

I gotta start getting to bed earlier.

But you get the point ... 

 

Stay up all night watching Japanese F1 or something?  Drink some coffee, man!

 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,114]

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I don't know. How many gay men go in for uniformed cultists performing spastic dances in public? 

Lots of gays could get in the mood for some cosplay.  But the costumes have to be better than a white milkman costume that doesn't show off the figure.  They aren't getting laid by anyone but true believers (and sheep) in those getups.  And when they do decide to get out of those milman costumes, their backup is to go with coveralls and puff paint.  Lots of gays like a good arts and crafts project, but, no no no no no.

[wood 11,260]

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

Stay up all night watching Japanese F1 or something?  Drink some coffee, man!

 

Yep. And yep.

[wood 11,260]

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- Jimbo is 41-22 at aggy. He was 83-23 at FSU.

- Jimbo is 23-18 in SEC games at aggy. He was 41-16 in conference at FSU. 5 of those losses came in his last season at FSU, his only season there with a losing conference record.

- Jimbo has had winning conference records in 2 of 5 seasons at aggy. He had them in 7 of 8 years at FSU. 

Dumbassery mitigated ... for now.

[markstanco 12,607]

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Sumlin finished with a 51-26 record at aggy.  Jimbo currently at 41-22.  Can he go 10-4 in his next 14 games to match Sumlin?

I got the over on the 4.  Dibs. 

[horn4life 3,783]

Hmmm....

Looking at at all the numbers, this sort of seem like a case of "you can't teach stupid!"

Or more accurately, "you can't coach aggie?" 

But you sure as shit can fleece the fuck out of Aggie! 😉

 

[tbone_ 14,157]

Nah. 100% he went airtight with those two behind him.

[Beau Vine 54,418]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I was reading an article from their 247 site following all of the national picks for the Auburn game. It's like 95% for ATM to not only win, but also cover 7.5. You have to remove the Auburn homers, but even those guys were 67/33 in favor of ATM. 

I don't get it. We have seen nothing from that program to justify things like them starting the season in the top 25, being picked to win and also giving up points in Miami, and now being a consensus lock against Auburn. This is who ATM is. They're a loser program and they always have been. Giving these guys the benefit of the doubt against a team that is 4-1 against them at Kyle Field is just baffling. 

I see that you didn't watch the Auburn-Cal game.  Cal beat them up and down the field, but kept missing field goals.

[Frank Drebin 5,654]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I see that you didn't watch the Auburn-Cal game.  Cal beat them up and down the field, but kept missing field goals.

I try not to take too much from any one game.  Auburn's offense sucked last year.  They have a better offensive coach this year and they still have a defense.  Auburn has at least a 30 percent chance of winning.

The A&M O-line and secondary are terrible.  That can get your ass beat no matter the rest of the team.  And the OL can get their concussion prone QB knocked right out.

[Huckleberry 33,091]

29 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I try not to take too much from any one game.  Auburn's offense sucked last year.  They have a better offensive coach this year and they still have a defense.  Auburn has at least a 30 percent chance of winning.

The A&M O-line and secondary are terrible.  That can get your ass beat no matter the rest of the team.  And the OL can get their concussion prone QB knocked right out.

If an event has a 70% chance of happening and everyone knows that and has full information, then predictions of the event results should be nearly 100% in favor of the 70% result. Event probability and prediction percentage don't match in a perfect world. 

If I handed you a single die and asked you to make a prediction on which event would happen, either you roll a 1 or you don't, you would predict you don't. So would everyone else. Same logic. The percentage of people who predict they won't roll a 1 would be much higher than 83%. The 83% probability would be the correct bet 100% of the time. 

Edited September 22, 2023 by Huckleberry