Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Scholz 11959]

13 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I met one of their national champion equestrian’s once.  She sat with a group of us at a beer garden place in Brenham after one girl saw her alone and invited her over.  In thirty minutes she said oh I want to fuck that guy about some guy that walked by, talked about her pierced nipples then showed them, told a story about getting arrested for beating up her mother,  there was more but I don’t remember it all, then was like I’m a little crazy.   No shit!  Horse girls are nuts but a good lay if you survive.  

[jimmyjazz 46141]

Best 3-1 team in the country, no doubt about it.

[Thatguy 8870]

2 hours ago, yoladu said:

Is that the jizz jar I am seeing on the back counter?

Yeah. They sell those 2 for $10 on gamedays. Chugga chugga.

[dcbc 14510]

This is out of left field.  But I came across this, and Tanner has serious Derp-run-in-the-2011-game-against-aggy vibes.

 

 

Edited September 23, 2023 by dcbc

[dcbc 14510]

18 hours ago, mdleast said:

Are those "jar contents"?

[Deej 76928]

15 minutes ago, dcbc said:

This is out of left field.  But I came across this, and Tanner has serious Derp-run-in-the-2011-game-against-aggy vibes.

 

 

I've never been more disappointed in two sequels than this, and Smokey and the Bandit II.

[dcbc 14510]

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

I've never been more disappointed in two sequels than this, and Smokey and the Bandit II.

Big fan of Caddyshack II, Mrs. Esterhouse?

 

Breaking Training is watchable only because I'm from Houston and like seeing the Dome.

Edited September 23, 2023 by dcbc

[Deej 76928]

I never watched Caddyshack 2. I knew better.

[deft 6880]

Guys, the beat a p5 team today. If you step outside and listen carefully, you should hear a “click clack click clack” coming from the east.

[WBT 20670]

17 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

I met one of their national champion equestrian’s once.  She sat with a group of us at a beer garden place in Brenham after one girl saw her alone and invited her over.  In thirty minutes she said oh I want to fuck that guy about some guy that walked by, talked about her pierced nipples then showed them, told a story about getting arrested for beating up her mother,  there was more but I don’t remember it all, then was like I’m a little crazy.   No shit!  Horse girls are nuts but a good lay if you survive.  

Julie Jane?

I'd post the amazing mspaint but I can't seem to find it

[dcbc 14510]

Brooks with awesomeness hilarity!

[dcbc 14510]

In!

[dcbc 14510]

What's up with that green UT shirt on our sideline dude?

 

Also, on the muffed punt.

 

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by dcbc

[miguelito 11312]

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

Are those "jar contents"?

The aggy equivalent of Tom Herman's piss chart.

[Deej 76928]

2 minutes ago, miguelito said:

The aggy equivalent of Tom Herman's piss chart.

The color is usually off from the jizz oozing out of corps members asses. 

[Dennis Taylor 18873]

No need to use that gator, we'll just let our qb hobble back to the training room 

 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

21 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

Is this a @TreatyOak creation?

[TKthunder2 4997]

1 hour ago, deft said:

Guys, the beat a p5 team today. If you step outside and listen carefully, you should hear a “click clack click clack” coming from the east.

aka October 

Edited September 24, 2023 by TKthunder2

[TreatyOak 16425]

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Is this a @TreatyOak creation?

Haha no

[Lhorn 4964]

Jimbo had a nice block on one of Auburn’s TDs.  He’s all effort.

 

[deft 6880]

He’s a coach on the field

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

https://12thman.com/sports/equestrian/roster

 

while there are some men and farm animals in there, shockingly, there are some west campus 8's and 9's for certain

[CosmoDog 326]

11 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

https://12thman.com/sports/equestrian/roster

 

while there are some men and farm animals in there, shockingly, there are some west campus 8's and 9's for certain

I have a strange urge to feed their coach an apple.

And maybe scratch her chin.

Edited September 24, 2023 by CosmoDog

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

12 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Jimbo had a nice block on one of Auburn’s TDs.  He’s all effort.

 

The 12th man.

[C-Man 27263]

The 12th man.

Looks more like the 12th AND 13th Men!

[Treefidy 1469]

I always figured him sitting in the hotel cuck chair,

but now I’m thinking he stands right next to the bed holding his playbook while his wife is getting scored on.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9352]

And just like that, my aggy BIL who was dog cussing the team, coaches, trainers...everyone but Reveille after the Miami game is now texting me and claiming that was just a "goof" and "the real team is taking shape."

Click clack, click clack, click clack.

[BabaYaga 15320]

2 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And just like that, my aggy BIL who was dog cussing the team, coaches, trainers...everyone but Reveille after the Miami game is now texting me and claiming that was just a "goof" and "the real team is taking shape."

Click clack, click clack, click clack.

Lol.   I have a few in the woodwork that have popped out.   They don’t like me mentioning how dog shit awful auburn is.   How even then they had WRs running free in the secondary and a QB who can’t connect a pass.  How their O line was weak and they are a one dimensional offense made for a big, slow defense that can key on the run.   

[gofuckyourself 8385]

14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

No need to use that gator, we'll just let our qb hobble back to the training room 

 

Reveille had peed on it earlier in the day so per tradition no one can use it. It now gets placed in the hall of champions.

[BabaYaga 15320]

On 9/23/2023 at 10:35 AM, Frank Drebin said:

The can also bring Lil' Fish into the family business, assuming the mall rap scene can spare him.

 

“No ragerts Fisher”

[ATXHORNS24 0]

They seem to be starting to put it together. With that said, we would curb stomp them. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

[mdleast 8310]

[GreenspointTexas 9672]

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Like.clockwork.

[NoName 16407]

On 9/23/2023 at 10:23 AM, Frank Drebin said:

Time to bring back Jim "The Marine" Turner.  

dude went from A&M to Cincy to the Bengals in the NFL then to Texas State and then was not kept on when they hired GJ. evidently he spent 2023 with the USFL team and now runs OL camps? so he is actually available if they wanted to re-hire him.

https://theeagle.com/sports/college/aggiesports/football/former-texas-a-m-assistant-coach-jim-turner-lines-up-perfect-job/article_73dadb2e-34e7-11ee-b1d2-a3a924050bb5.html

 

[Wishbone 4782]

On 9/24/2023 at 10:20 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

The 12th man.

Eh…maybe 11.75th man.

[Dennis Taylor 18873]

 

 

Edited September 25, 2023 by Dennis Taylor

[nnm 36649]

 

[TOR 5817]

Look what I found.

[Deej 76928]

On 9/24/2023 at 10:58 AM, BabaYaga said:

“No ragerts Fisher”

Kid obviously got his father's brains. 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5579]

[BabaYaga 15320]

[Danimal 340]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

This is an extremely odd photo when you consider how much effort it took to take a photograph and how rare it was to take a photograph in 1915.

They had to plan this out and take a lot of time to set up the camera for the shot. With all that effort and time, what did they decide to take a photo of? One man spanking another man.

And it isn't like they did this for clicks or likes. Or this was just another photograph in a huge collection of other photographs. This was something they were proud of. Something that defined who they were as cadets. This might have been one of a handful of pictures they could take as a cadet to define their experience, and they wanted it to be this.

"We're not weird"

[markstanco 12612]

16 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

On 9/24/2023 at 10:36 AM, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And just like that, my aggy BIL who was dog cussing the team, coaches, trainers...everyone but Reveille after the Miami game is now texting me and claiming that was just a "goof" and "the real team is taking shape."

Click clack, click clack, click clack.

That’ll really work to their advantage when they play an Alabama team so down that tu could beat them. 

[Js1 85580]

Time to fire up the excuse machine

 

[BurntOrange&White 40025]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Time to fire up the excuse machine

 

Right in the heart of their schedule too....perfect.

[jimmyjazz 46141]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Right in the heart of their schedule too....perfect.

But but but Max showed he was the true QB of the future!  Maybe that honor transfers to Conner?

[SHOOTER12 8829]

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

Mascara and eye liner?

[Hagbard Celine 10923]

this is perfect

if they crater the coaster just gets reset when weigman comes back & the cigars pooling the buyout can self-flagellate away a buyout this year - they are all set for next year

if johnson tears it up they are all set for next year regardless - no buyout this year

either way, the greatest destroyer of talent in the history of college football will be coaching aggy next year when we roll in to town - & they can't declare a rona forfeit for that one