Tell Me About Texas a&m

[The Dog 44060]

https://orthoinfo.aaos.org/en/diseases--conditions/talus-fractures

if it is indeed a talus fracture that looks painful.

[J.Peterman 137]

Wonder if the pattern of terrible OL play leading to repeated QB injuries makes Conner and/or his family rethink moving baseball up his priority list.

[TexasGolf 4965]

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Starting to think playing QB for A&M isn't a good quality of life decision.  They've lost what 3 QBs to season ending injuries in less than a years time?

sEc gAuNtLeT stupid sip

 

 

[Fud 9552]

46 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Max is a statue.  He's going to get beat to death behind that line.

 

He's a solid athlete for a QB. I wouldn't call him a statue 

[Jebus 1309]

 

Can someone translate this translation for me?  Apparently it's not translated enough for me yet

[Fud 9552]

53 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah I’ve seen the spin already. Johnson is better, won’t be any drop off, will beat everyone left except LSU 

The A&M thread on IT is full of posters who believe Johnson is better than Weigman

[TKthunder2 4992]

56 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Billy is getting straight to work this morning

[nnm 36434]

20 minutes ago, texasdago said:

Wait wait wait... I knew about their dumbass ring shrine but they have a THUMB STATUE???

 

It's just a large seat for a very large aggy.

[The Dog 44060]

1 minute ago, Jebus said:

 

Can someone translate this translation for me?  Apparently it's not translated enough for me yet

it's not that he might miss the rest of the season (some hope of return) but that he definitely will miss the rest of the season (no hope of return).

[Deej 76830]

14 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Starting to think playing QB for A&M isn't a good quality of life decision.  They've lost what 3 QBs to season ending injuries in less than a years time?

But boots and shorts and boys, boys, boys, boys...

[NoName 16354]

13 minutes ago, J.Peterman said:

Wonder if the pattern of terrible OL play leading to repeated QB injuries makes Conner and/or his family rethink moving baseball up his priority list.

he left the baseball team but the coach said he always has a locker there.

[Jebus 1309]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

it's not that he might miss the rest of the season (some hope of return) but that he definitely will miss the rest of the season (no hope of return).

Woof, that writing.  yikes 

[Js1 85394]

9 minutes ago, Fud said:

The A&M thread on IT is full of posters who believe Johnson is better than Weigman

As everyone knows, the backup is so much better than the starter, that's why he wasn't awarded the job.  Super 8D chess by coaches to keep the better player off the field until there's an emergency. 

[UncleSonny 6573]

13 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Starting to think playing QB for A&M isn't a good quality of life decision.  They've lost what 3 QBs to season ending injuries in less than a years time?

Going back to the early 2000s, I can really only think of 3 starting qbs they had that actually finished their career as a starter without getting benched, hurt, or transferring (Tannehill, Johnny, and Mond). I’m sure I’m missing a couple. So many savior QBs have come in with a bang and faded out with a whisper. 

[Sir Ulrich 5187]

Johnson on this aggie team will likely lose to every team that has a qb better than him. He's just not gonna be able to take over and make up for secondary/OLine deficiencies. 

Remaining games and QBs

Arky- Jefferson > Max

Bama- Milroe with open offense > Max 

Tenn- Milton = Max until he proves different 

Scar- Rattler > Max

Ole Miss- Dart > Max

Miss State - Rogers > Max but Miss is a mess

ACU- lol 

Lsu- Daniel's >> Max 

They could go 5-7 in a blink. But 7-5/8-4 is most likely with the way things usually go for them. 

[NoName 16354]

4 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Johnson on this aggie team will likely lose to every team that has a qb better than him. He's just not gonna be able to take over and make up for secondary/OLine deficiencies. 

Remaining games and QBs

Arky- Jefferson > Max

Bama- Milroe with open offense > Max 

Tenn- Milton = Max until he proves different 

Scar- Rattler > Max

Ole Miss- Dart > Max

Miss State - Rogers > Max but Miss is a mess

ACU- lol 

Lsu- Daniel's >> Max 

They could go 5-7 in a blink. But 7-5/8-4 is most likely with the way things usually go for them. 

it puts more pressure on their defense, which is never good.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10301]

a look at their most recent aggy QB who left but who has new coaches.... Georgia Tech coaches upon his arrival worked to fix his poor throwing mechanics. It was fixed by summer. His play this year:

 

[ClubWhatever 12144]

Eh, not sure I agree with some of those QB comparisons.  Rattler is pretty bad.  As is Milroe, in any offense. 

[General Specific 3262]

The talus has low blood flow and typically heals much more slowly, correct?

Don’t they make a pill for that? Asking for aggy.

[Fud 9552]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Eh, not sure I agree with some of those QB comparisons.  Rattler is pretty bad.  As is Milroe, in any offense. 

Rattler has been good this year behind a terrible OL and not much help at WR

[RandomIdoit 657]

He slept dey season. 

[The Dog 44060]

21 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Woof, that writing.  yikes 

yeah I had to read it a couple of times myself before figuring it out. 

[Basil 755]

37 minutes ago, The Dog said:

https://orthoinfo.aaos.org/en/diseases--conditions/talus-fractures

if it is indeed a talus fracture that looks painful.

And they had him hobbling from the field to the locker room - on TV no less - without assistance or crutches.  Just hobbling like a lame horse.  That's probably not a recommended course of action for a talus fracture.

[Huckleberry 32996]

5 minutes ago, Basil said:

And they had him hobbling from the field to the locker room - on TV no less - without assistance or crutches.  Just hobbling like a lame horse.  That's probably not a recommended course of action for a talus fracture.

Would be classic A&M if the hobbling is when it actually fractured due to the uneven movement. 

[NoName 16354]

5 minutes ago, Basil said:

And they had him hobbling from the field to the locker room - on TV no less - without assistance or crutches.  Just hobbling like a lame horse.  That's probably not a recommended course of action for a talus fracture.

[TheBryMan81 2514]

On 9/26/2023 at 9:14 AM, jimmyjazz said:

I see a lot of Austin kids going to SEC schools.  'bama and Ole Miss seem to be the most popular, followed by Arkansas and Georgia.

Ton of students came up to me in Tuscaloosa and said they were Westlake or LT kids that grew up so close to UT that they felt like they just needed to get away for college

[Horndog 2228]

25 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Don’t they make a pill for that? Asking for aggy.

Pretty sure they will immediately implement the Ivermectin protocol and he should be ready to go for the Bama game. 

[MisterP 127]

3 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Ton of students came up to me in Tuscaloosa and said they were Westlake or LT kids that grew up so close to UT that they felt like they just needed to get away for college

That, and they couldnt get in....

[nnm 36434]

1 minute ago, Horndog said:

Pretty sure they will immediately implement the Ivermectin protocol and he should be ready to go for the Bama game. 

[SarkAfterDark 1689]

Not sure I’d say Max is better but I don’t think there will be a huge drop off. But I also haven’t been very impressed with Wiegman’s play to date.

[JesusSweatDuck 17784]

34 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Don’t they make a pill for that? Asking for aggy.

ci-talus?

[Frank Drebin 5644]

36 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Eh, not sure I agree with some of those QB comparisons.  Rattler is pretty bad.  As is Milroe, in any offense. 

Milroe is averaging 10 yards per attempt and has a 173 QB rating.  And he can run and is very difficult to tackle.

He has not shown he is bad

[nnm 36434]

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

Milroe is averaging 10 yards per attempt and has a 173 QB rating.  And he can run and is very difficult to tackle.

He has not shown he is bad

Dude, did you not see him lose to the sips?  He's ass, my dude.

[MAUFRAIS 6629]

Ton of students came up to me in Tuscaloosa and said they were Westlake or LT kids that grew up so close to UT that they felt like they just needed to get away for college

“Excuse me, sir. I am from Westlake or Lake Travis and I felt like I grew up so close to UT that I just needed to get away for college. Bye bye.”

…

“Why do they keep saying this to me?”

[hook me 2103]

30 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Johnson on this aggie team will likely lose to every team that has a qb better than him. He's just not gonna be able to take over and make up for secondary/OLine deficiencies. 

Remaining games and QBs

Arky- Jefferson > Max

Bama- Milroe with open offense > Max 

Tenn- Milton = Max until he proves different 

Scar- Rattler > Max

Ole Miss- Dart > Max

Miss State - Rogers > Max but Miss is a mess

ACU- lol 

Lsu- Daniel's >> Max 

They could go 5-7 in a blink. But 7-5/8-4 is most likely with the way things usually go for them. 

Jimbo's a&m has won exactly 3 true road games (not counting 2020) @SCAR '18, @Ole Miss '19, & @Mizzou '21. The only neutral site game that you may be able to add would be vs. CO in '21 in a game that was played in Denver. So, assuming they don't win  @Tenn. & Bama beats them like they should if Milroe is playing, that puts them at 3-3 with the Arky game being the difference between 3-4 or 4-3. What's going to be really interesting to watch is what happens if/when they go into their bye week on a 2 or maybe 3 game losing streak. How many of the NFL draft prospects (I'm just assuming they have 2-3) are coming back after the bye if they have to win out just to go to a bowl game? How many people are going to sit out to avoid injuries & transfer after the season? How many are going to be smoking pot in the locker room or playing tokyo drift in parking garages? If they can manage to win 2 of the next 3 then maybe they can keep it together but that seems really unlikely right now & 0-3 seems as likely as 1-2. To me the Arky game is the difference between 4-8/5-7 or 7-5 because of how much quit that team is going to have if they lose it & the odds that they lose one they shouldn't as guys quit on the season. 

[TexasGolf 4965]

2 minutes ago, hook me said:

Jimbo's a&m has won exactly 3 true road games (not counting 2020) @SCAR '18, @Ole Miss '19, & @Mizzou '21. The only neutral site game that you may be able to add would be vs. CO in '21 in a game that was played in Denver. So, assuming they don't win  @Tenn. & Bama beats them like they should if Milroe is playing, that puts them at 3-3 with the Arky game being the difference between 3-4 or 4-3. What's going to be really interesting to watch is what happens if/when they go into their bye week on a 2 or maybe 3 game losing streak. How many of the NFL draft prospects (I'm just assuming they have 2-3) are coming back after the bye if they have to win out just to go to a bowl game? How many people are going to sit out to avoid injuries & transfer after the season? How many are going to be smoking pot in the locker room or playing tokyo drift in parking garages? If they can manage to win 2 of the next 3 then maybe they can keep it together but that seems really unlikely right now & 0-3 seems as likely as 1-2. To me the Arky game is the difference between 4-8/5-7 or 7-5 because of how much quit that team is going to have if they lose it & the odds that they lose one they shouldn't as guys quit on the season. 

[UTEX_ME 4766]

aggy most likely will score in the range of 17-27 points a game against most everyone in the SEC.. its up to the opposing OC to torch that awful awful secondary.. Any team with a QB that has a pulse and decent receivers should put 30-40 easy on aggy and beat them no problem. Problem is I only see maybe 2-3 teams on their left on schedule that can do that unfortunately... it will be 8-4 with a win against a weak opponent in the Liberty bowl... and Jimbo's built in excuse will be Weigman injury. See you next year! 

[Duane Moore 5243]

1 hour ago, bigcigar said:

Nice scoop @GreenspointTexas

Pay that man his E-Cred!

[TexLonghorn 5671]

Looks like I'm not the only one who bought this shirt:

[ATXhorn17 1624]

Max generally makes good decisions and protects the ball well... But aggy's problems are on defense -- they won't be able to stop anyone with a pulse.

[SaucyJack 3488]

59 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

ci-talus?

Benefits the Johnson

[Js1 85394]

34 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy most likely will score in the range of 17-27 points a game against most everyone in the SEC.. its up to the opposing OC to torch that awful awful secondary.. Any team with a QB that has a pulse and decent receivers should put 30-40 easy on aggy and beat them no problem. Problem is I only see maybe 2-3 teams on their left on schedule that can do that unfortunately... it will be 8-4 with a win against a weak opponent in the Liberty bowl... and Jimbo's built in excuse will be Weigman injury. See you next year! 

Yeah their big problem is they will face much better offenses than Auburn’s and much better defenses. Sure Max led an inspiring 2H performance on Saturday. Against one of the worst defenses they will face 

[Asithappens 974]

1 hour ago, MisterP said:

That, and they couldnt get in....

Fucking exactly. 

[PTINS 3472]

1 hour ago, Basil said:

And they had him hobbling from the field to the locker room - on TV no less - without assistance or crutches.  Just hobbling like a lame horse.  That's probably not a recommended course of action for a talus fracture.

Walking unassisted and limping past the parked utility vehicle on his way to the locker room. You know, rough tough real stuff ...

[BigHornedLurker 1944]

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yeah their big problem is they will face much better offenses than Auburn’s and much better defenses. Sure Max led an inspiring 2H performance on Saturday. Against one of the worst defenses they will face 

that and the DC was set up to defense weigman, they will not have that luxury again 

[RomaVicta 29929]

4 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

that and the DC was set up to defense weigman, they will not have that luxury again 

This is an unprejudiced question. How much difference would that make? For what would a D scheme for one that they wouldn't scheme for the other?

I do understand that a new QB changes the timing of the plays a little bit which can make a difference, but you don't scheme for that.

[Carl Spackler 3486]

2 hours ago, The Dog said:

it's not that he might miss the rest of the season (some hope of return) but that he definitely will miss the rest of the season (no hope of return).

He could/should have boiled it down to, "He's going to miss the rest of the season." 

But he didn't because he knows he needs to give his sycophant subscribers a reason why he didn't report it earlier ("there was a chance he might come back before the end of the season"), no matter how much BS it is.  

[bluto 4932]

24 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is an unprejudiced question. How much difference would that make? For what would a D scheme for one that they wouldn't scheme for the other?

I do understand that a new QB changes the timing of the plays a little bit which can make a difference, but you don't scheme for that.

I’d imagine a significant aspect is lefty roll out/play action. 

[markstanco 12577]

2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Eh, not sure I agree with some of those QB comparisons.  Rattler is pretty bad.  As is Milroe, in any offense. 

Rattler is playing his best football ever this season.  He is playing well. 

edit:

CMP	ATT	CMP%	YDS	AVG	TD	INT	LNG	RTG
95	128	74.2	1,242	9.7	7	2	76	170.6

Edited September 27, 2023 by markstanco
ou sucks

[ousux 5597]

Billy is getting straight to work this morning

The high flying Jimbobby offense keeps going like nothing ever happened. It's good to be aggy when you have people like Looch telling you everything is going to be ok.