Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Cairn Horn88 8,283]

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

ci-talus?

Si-aggis!

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,357]

Tale as old as time, but after this season either Weigman or Johnson won't be back for aggy next year. Good QBs with experience are portal kings these days.

[MontereyMX 869]

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Tale as old as time, but after this season either Weigman or Johnson won't be back for aggy next year. Good QBs with experience are portal kings these days.

Save the brain go play hardball

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

Save the brain go play hardball

Max will travel.  Jimbo will give the job back to Weigman next year to cover for this year's record.

[Enchubben 5,510]

Clearly they should have done more qb jump passing drills in the off-season. 

[Eugene11 379]

4 hours ago, Horndog said:

Pretty sure they will immediately implement the Ivermectin protocol and he should be ready to go for the Bama game. 

i personally would just inject bleach.  what could go wrong? 

[Magus Ossis 2,857]

4 hours ago, Basil said:

And they had him hobbling from the field to the locker room - on TV no less - without assistance or crutches.  Just hobbling like a lame horse.  That's probably not a recommended course of action for a talus fracture.

This is the part that gets me. Let the team doc look at him. If somehow there is no doc around, let the trainer look at him. When in doubt (especially at a level of play as big-time as P5 FB), put him in a boot and on crutches until you get an MRI. There is pretty much 0% chance of a routine MRI of the ankle, the same study one would use definitively to diagnose and characterize sprains in high-level athletes, missing a talus fracture. Any idiot should know that you start out protecting the patient in case the injury you hope didn't occur actually did. 

[Deej 76,930]

They got him into the clinic as soon as they could. 

 

[South Austin 52,615]

2 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

This is the part that gets me. Let the team doc look at him. If somehow there is no doc around, let the trainer look at him. When in doubt (especially at a level of play as big-time as P5 FB), put him in a boot and on crutches until you get an MRI. There is pretty much 0% chance of a routine MRI of the ankle, the same study one would use definitively to diagnose and characterize sprains in high-level athletes, missing a talus fracture. Any idiot should know that you start out protecting the patient in case the injury you hope didn't occur actually did. 

Even worse, Jimbo told Weigman to keep his ankle warm by jumping rope in the locker room.

[Js1 85,582]

1 minute ago, Deej said:

They got him into the clinic as soon as they could. 

 

Do you think the milk men or Jimbo had to put him down? Or Johnson?

[tejas60 3,534]

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

They got him into the clinic as soon as they could. 

 

somebody with the skilz needs to enclose the walk thru area on the right at the top of the steps. 

[CurlyDumps 4,484]

Damn. Was watching the game live when this play happened. You could see the nasty hit coming as Weigman released that throw. Wouldn't have guessed it was about to cause a foot injury though.

[Hank Kingsley 21,055]

 

Liucci sounds like someone has died throughout this nonsensical discussion but still finds a way to get on his knees for the SEC. 

 

[MirrOlure 14,844]

They got him into the clinic as soon as they could. 
 

Oh shit…poor guy:

[Dennis Taylor 18,874]

5 hours ago, Basil said:

And they had him hobbling from the field to the locker room - on TV no less - without assistance or crutches.  Just hobbling like a lame horse.  That's probably not a recommended course of action for a talus fracture.

 

52 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

This is the part that gets me. Let the team doc look at him. If somehow there is no doc around, let the trainer look at him. When in doubt (especially at a level of play as big-time as P5 FB), put him in a boot and on crutches until you get an MRI. There is pretty much 0% chance of a routine MRI of the ankle, the same study one would use definitively to diagnose and characterize sprains in high-level athletes, missing a talus fracture. Any idiot should know that you start out protecting the patient in case the injury you hope didn't occur actually did. 

I posted this during the game... not only was he hobbling in obvious pain , they passed right by a gator that is used for....drum roll please...transporting injured players.  

 

 

Edited September 27, 2023 by Dennis Taylor

[JesusSweatDuck 17,810]

41 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Damn. Was watching the game live when this play happened. You could see the nasty hit coming as Weigman released that throw. Wouldn't have guessed it was about to cause a foot injury though.

Cleat got caught in the field as he went down.  

[Tex Pete 20,491]

3 hours ago, bluto said:

I’d imagine a significant aspect is lefty roll out/play action. 

Also, play selection for that QB and tendencies/tells. There are plenty of things individual QBs do differently than others on the same team. We have been eviscerated quite a few times by "surprise" QBs, lest you forget.

[Laga4 1,270]

I don't think Vince has a talus. 

[ousux 5,602]

I don't think Vince has a talus. 

He doesn't. We all know that one game he for sure broke his ankle and still managed to finish like nothing happened.

[Deej 76,930]

aggy trainers discussing Weigman in the locker room...

 

[MAUFRAIS 6,638]

How long’s he gonna have to wear a cone?

[Deej 76,930]

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

How long’s he gonna have to wear a cone?

Until he stops trying to lick his balls. 

[General Specific 3,271]

 
Liucci sounds like someone has died throughout this nonsensical discussion but still finds a way to get on his knees for the SEC. 
 

Finding a way to get on his knees? He’s aggy, it’s what they do. Glory hole out front should’ve told ya!

[YGIFS 19,452]

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

Until he stops trying to lick his balls. 

And that's where Liucci  came back into the picture.  

[TexasMan 10,988]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

I posted this during the game... not only was he hobbling in obvious pain , they passed right by a gator that is used for....drum roll please...transporting injured players.  

 

 

This just shows that Conner is a leader, warrior, and has the fightin Texas Aggie spirit. Something you would never know about, stupid sip!

[Longboard Horn 40,525]

[Sir Ulrich 5,191]

4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

Liucci sounds like someone has died throughout this nonsensical discussion but still finds a way to get on his knees for the SEC. 

 

Was on a long drive today and ran out of pods so I listened to this all the way through. Listening to Billy talk medical is pretty painful but he said the SEC grind is to blame for the aggie QB injuries and not the OLine. No mention of Tech rolling through QBs or any other school with an atrocious line. 

Even though he never quite said it his theme was in line with "if the other teams lose their QB a&m has a great shot because Max would start for more than half the SEC". That's the only hope he's holding onto that this team doesn't go 7-5. 

[BurgleBro 799]

22 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

 

 

It varies based on whether this is osteochondral, posterior process, lateral process, body, or neck. Best case for him is if it is a simple lateral process fracture. There is a high risk of AVN with more serious neck fractures. That’s super bad. Even if this heals up (and it can be slower than the average bone 6 week time), significant and early arthritis does occur with lots of these.

[Rudiger 1,169]

22 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

 

 

It varies based on whether this is osteochondral, posterior process, lateral process, body, or neck. Best case for him is if it is a simple lateral process fracture. There is a high risk of AVN with more serious neck fractures. That’s super bad. Even if this heals up (and it can be slower than the average bone 6 week time), significant and early arthritis does occur with lots of these.

But on the plus side, he'll be so brain-addled from CTE he probably won't notice much.

[BigHornedLurker 1,968]

37 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Last good qb for A$M was Kellen Mond who aggy hated for reasons that weren't really black and white for me.

 

I thought they'd miss him , but I still think they really only miss his production 

Edited September 28, 2023 by BigHornedLurker

[Longboard Horn 40,525]

[Reynolds Woodcock 4,801]

19 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Last good qb for A$M was Kellen Mond who aggy hated for reasons that weren't really black and white for me.

I can assure you they were entirely “black and white” reasons for aggy. 

[UncleSonny 6,573]

46 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Was on a long drive today and ran out of pods so I listened to this all the way through. Listening to Billy talk medical is pretty painful but he said the SEC grind is to blame for the aggie QB injuries and not the OLine. No mention of Tech rolling through QBs or any other school with an atrocious line. 

Even though he never quite said it his theme was in line with "if the other teams lose their QB a&m has a great shot because Max would start for more than half the SEC". That's the only hope he's holding onto that this team doesn't go 7-5. 

It’s incredible how Weigman could go from “that dude” to completely replaceable before we even get to October. 

[deft 6,880]

Was on a long drive today and ran out of pods so I listened to this all the way through. Listening to Billy talk medical is pretty painful but he said the SEC grind is to blame for the aggie QB injuries and not the OLine. No mention of Tech rolling through QBs or any other school with an atrocious line. 
Even though he never quite said it his theme was in line with "if the other teams lose their QB a&m has a great shot because Max would start for more than half the SEC". That's the only hope he's holding onto that this team doesn't go 7-5. 

The sec grind? We’ve played as many sec teams as they have in the last 10 months and we’re not even in the conference yet.

[fattyflattie 4,638]

31 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

I can assure you they were entirely “black and white” reasons for aggy. 

Well, are you an aggy or a blaggy?  

also, lol at looch comparing Weigman to Mahones. Good fuck 

[BERT 4,381]

4 hours ago, ousux said:

4 hours ago, Laga4 said:

I don't think Vince has a talus. 

He doesn't. We all know that one game he for sure broke his ankle and still managed to finish like nothing happened.

Jiggle joints 

[Paul Wesley 3,289]

9 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

... it will be 8-4 with a win against a weak opponent in the Liberty bowl... 

Honestly, 7 or 8 wins every year, an excuse (youth, difficult schedule, QB injury), and some small reason(s) for optimism is probably ideal.  

I hope they get every last minute of the Jimbo that they're paying for.  

[YGIFS 19,452]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

This is media conspiracy bullshit.  There is no QB curse for the Aggie.  They have plenty of highly-talented backups in McKernan, Godchaux, Mydland, and Welnick

[Beau Vine 54,432]

On 9/26/2023 at 7:05 PM, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Sober me agrees with this, but inebriated me might make exceptions for the occasional OU dickhead.

 

[redswingline 1,066]

What's the difference between a hippo and an aggy football player?
One shits in water and the other shits on the field.

[Lhorn 4,966]

46 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

Honestly, 7 or 8 wins every year, an excuse (youth, difficult schedule, QB injury), and some small reason(s) for optimism is probably ideal.  

I hope they get every last minute of the Jimbo that they're paying for.  

This 10,000%.  
I lie awake at night worrying that aggy will go 4-8 or 5-7, scrape up Jimbo’s buyout and actually hire a competent coach.  
 

Af least with Weigmans injury they have a built in excuse for when Bama rolls them. 

[Foosters 17,889]

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

3 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

It’s incredible how Weigman could go from “that dude” to completely replaceable before we even get to October. 

[jimmyjazz 46,143]

Ah, it's the "SEC grind".

The guy didn't make it through one half of SEC football.

[BurntOrange&White 40,027]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah, it's the "SEC grind".

The guy didn't make it through one half of SEC football.

One half of SEC football is the equivalent of 3 Big 12 games. 

[utee94 15,863]

10 hours ago, deft said:

The sec grind? We’ve played as many sec teams as they have in the last 10 months and we’re not even in the conference yet.

 

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah, it's the "SEC grind".

The guy didn't make it through one half of SEC football.

Yup.  Removing the ag blinders regarding the myth of the "SEC gauntlet" and the "SEC grind" is going to be one of the most fun parts of Texas joining the SEC.  Not that they'll actually ever be able to acknowledge their idiocy.

 

 

[conVINCEd 21,469]

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

 

Yup.  Removing the ag blinders regarding the myth of the "SEC gauntlet" and the "SEC grind" is going to be one of the most fun parts of Texas joining the SEC.  Not that they'll actually ever be able to acknowledge their idiocy.

 

 

It.  Just. Means.  More.

[Crapinon 2,270]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I've been trying to find this clip for years. Props!

[South Austin 52,615]

11 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

It’s incredible how Weigman could go from “that dude” to completely replaceable before we even get to October. 

You must not have been here when we passed out Billy Luicci bingo cards at the beginning of the season.

[Tex Pete 20,491]

15 hours ago, Deej said:

Until he stops trying to lick his balls. 

What if other aggies keep trying to lick his balls?