Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Thatguy 8848]

37 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Saucy:

 

  These guys def spend their downtime sucking each other's dicks. NTTAWWT

[Steel Shank 9430]

^^^ That Courtney chick is some nice looking gash.

[TrashMaster G 17590]

2 hours ago, utee94 said:

People who don't understand this, really just have no clue how the bowl games were viewed, at the time.  Notre Dame didn't attend bowl games from 1925 through 1968.  The Big Ten limited its conference allotment to only one single bowl team per season, until 1975.

You really can't look at college football 50+ years ago through a 2023 lens.  It's silly.

On the other hand, claiming a national championship for a year when nobody recognized you at the time, is just plain stupid.  Who on earth would do such a thing?

A fanbase desperate to look relevant and important.

[Aqua Buddha 14606]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

^^^ That Courtney chick is some nice looking gash.

Most definitely would.

[Cairn Horn88 8283]

https://thedailytexan.com/2023/10/09/ut-renames-cockrell-school-of-engineering-department-following-ut-alum-investment/
 

 

[Leanderman 2276]

You can tell that BYU Story is fake because of one simple fact. No nice gomer escorted him back to his car at the Dixie Chicken after getting lost in the parking lot.

[Frank Drebin 5653]

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

You can tell that BYU Story is fake because of one simple fact. No nice gomer escorted him back to his car at the Dixie Chicken after getting lost in the parking lot.

Also nothing about him pledging to send his descendants to A&M in perpetuity.

[Deej 76902]

11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

https://thedailytexan.com/2023/10/09/ut-renames-cockrell-school-of-engineering-department-following-ut-alum-investment/
 

 

 

[Leanderman 2276]

Gomers versus Vols. I am sure there will be more overalls there than have ever been in one place ever. Hoping Smokey gets a chance to bang Rev while we at it. Last thought will the Tennessee outhouses have glory holes for the visiting gomers?

[DeadArmadillo 907]

The final AP top 10 in 1939 also featured Duquesne, Cornell and UCLA with Jackie Robinson

GO BIG RED!!!!

[Armybrat 40887]

20 hours ago, Deej said:

 

How big was it?

[Armybrat 40887]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Gomers versus Vols. I am sure there will be more overalls there than have ever been in one place ever. Hoping Smokey gets a chance to bang Rev while we at it. Last thought will the Tennessee outhouses have glory holes for the visiting gomers?

Yes, but they’re horizontal instead of vertical.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[BurgleBro 799]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

[Updawg 2286]

That’s pretty funny yet true

[DaggerHorns 3085]

 

Just curious. Is this boot more like the color of maroon or more like another color we all know?

[RomaVicta 30001]

No matching shorts?

[DaggerHorns 3085]

1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

No matching shorts?

*jorts

[deft 6876]

Obviously incorrect. He missed the contract extension years for each coach.

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

If the sec switches to 9 conference games they might have some bigger loss seasons. 

[Vic Mackey 47138]

Posted by @LonghornSean

Lmao

[Matuka 1312]

The problem with being a propaganda minister is that that when the emperor continues not to wear clothes, eventually the masses figure it out.

 

[RomaVicta 30001]

Some boys is going to get invited to the office for an ass kicking.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9350]

The 2nd best day for an aggy head coach is when he's hired. His best day is when he's fired.

[mdleast 8300]

The 2nd best day for an aggy head coach is when he's hired. His best day is when he's fired.

Speaking of that second best day, never forget this piece of gold in all its truly pathetic glory:

[Fudge Nuggets 19218]

1 minute ago, mdleast said:

Speaking of that second best day, never forget this piece of gold in all its truly pathetic glory:

My god.  What was that?

[Captain Obvious 524]

4 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Speaking of that second best day, never forget this piece of gold in all its truly pathetic glory:

Just cut out the middle man at this point and slap a headset on the dog.  One bark means run, two means pass.

[Vic Mackey 47138]

Speaking of that second best day, never forget this piece of gold in all its truly pathetic glory:

Please tell me these are just SECRant people going over there to just troll. Because if not, wow lmao

[Elmer_Fudd 22314]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

7 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Speaking of that second best day, never forget this piece of gold in all its truly pathetic glory:

Please tell me these are just SECRant people going over there to just troll. Because if not, wow lmao

That's from the aggy 247 board.

[Vic Mackey 47138]

That's from the aggy 247 board.

I don't know what that is. A paid subscription only forum? If so, I have no words for that post.

[Sir Ulrich 5188]

On 9/10/2023 at 5:46 PM, Sir Ulrich said:

The historic 2022 A&M recruiting class has already set the record for most losses in year 1 and is currently pacing for the worst 4 year record for a #1 class. The 2010 Florida team went 8-5 in year 1 and 30-21 over 4 years. 

The average record of #1 classes is 47-7 and with a current record of 6-8 the 2022 aggie recruiting class has already achieved below average results. The commitment from Texas A&M to mediocrity is unmatched. 

Updating this to reflect the last 2 losses. The 2022 recruiting class is currently 9-10 and is one loss away from tying Florida with 11 losses through two years, the most by a #1 overall class. To match the gators win total of 15 through two years they'd have to win out including a bowl game. Not looking great. 

[Vic Mackey 47138]

Updating this to reflect the last 2 losses. The 2022 recruiting class is currently 9-10 and is one loss away from tying Florida with 11 losses through two years, the most by a #1 overall class. To match the gators win total of 15 through two years they'd have to win out including a bowl game. Not looking great. 

Was that 2022 class the one aggy hitched itself to as being one of the best ever and the one that will win them a national championship? Lulz if so. I don't see a lot of offensive talent at all from the games I've seen. Especially at QB. You aren't going to win much in today's football without a really good QB.

[Knoxtnhorn 6065]

Lol.  Reuben Owens' father going off on Twitter.  

[ButtFumble 5183]

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3411109

How about a trans coach?

people are just fucking with them now and it is glorious 😁🤘

[TrashMaster G 17590]

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

The problem with being a propaganda minister is that that when the emperor continues not to wear clothes, eventually the masses figure it out.

 

That first post may be the truest thing ever posted on texags.

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

The combination of “the players should be forced to join the corps” and “does the dog like Jimbo” may be the best 1-2 punch I have ever taken.  
 

[Wulaw Horn 19147]

17 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  Reuben Owens' father going off on Twitter.  

Might kill Jimbo (literally) and solve aggy problem. 

[NoName 16389]

18 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  Reuben Owens' father going off on Twitter.  

 

[Deej 76902]

12 hours ago, Armybrat said:

How big was it?

Big enough to say "Fuck you" to the Cockrells. 

[ousux 5601]

I don't know what that is. A paid subscription only forum? If so, I have no words for that post.

247 has boards for every team

[fattyflattie 4638]

28 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  Reuben Owens' father going off on Twitter.  

This makes me happier than everything else.  Cashed that check tho. 

[Yesh 932]

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

Big enough to say "Fuck you" to the Cockrells. 

I might be confused with what you are trying to say, but it is still the Cockrell school of engineering.  They just changed the name of the Civil engineering department.

[jimmyjazz 46111]

They could buy out Jimbo if they just launched a Reveille onlyfans.

[TreatyOak 16417]

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

E. King Gill ain't suiting up for that shit.  

[Deej 76902]

9 minutes ago, Yesh said:

I might be confused with what you are trying to say, but it is still the Cockrell school of engineering.  They just changed the name of the Civil engineering department.

I'm drunk on aggy tears.

[ButtFumble 5183]

5 minutes ago, Yesh said:

I might be confused with what you are trying to say, but it is still the Cockrell school of engineering.  They just changed the name of the Civil engineering department.

This is correct

if one looks at the Cockrell School website there are many names departments in the school

https://cockrell.utexas.edu/academics/departments

Chemical, Mechanical, Electrical, Petroleum, and now Civil Architectural Environmental are all named while Aerospace and Biomedical are waiting on one of you fucks to make some money and donate it

I am not sure why Cockrell is still a school and not a college at this point, but who knows

[Elmer_Fudd 22314]

21 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

The combination of “the players should be forced to join the corps” and “does the dog like Jimbo” may be the best 1-2 punch I have ever taken.  
 

The "Does the dog like Jimbo" post was from the day he arrived at the airport and they rolled out the maroon carpet.

[ButtFumble 5183]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

The "Does the dog like Jimbo" post was from the day he arrived at the airport and they rolled out the maroon carpet.

do they still sniff each others butts when they meet?

[TexasMan 10978]

38 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Lol.  Reuben Owens' father going off on Twitter.  

The only reason they even got Owens is because Satterfield took the Cincinnati job. A great 5 star RB landed in their lap and Jimbo/Petrino can't do shit with him.