Tell Me About Texas a&m

[DaysOff 7,947]

Its goddamn spectacular and horrifying at the same time when you think about how fucking weird they actually are. 

They walk among us and breed.

What an embarrassment to the state.

[closetohumping 17,440]

[Armybrat 40,833]

9 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

 

That Billy… he’s a real scrapper, ain’t he? 
Bet he’s met a lot of guys in his office or behind the Dixie Chicken to show them what’s what. 
Fear the Pubes!

[Armybrat 40,833]

8 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

This is one of the craziest things ive ever read

 

people pay for that shit?

aggy has money to burn, haven’t you heard?

[Rickylovesweed 14,293]

The problem with Texags is they have zero objectivity. Take for example, Gabe Bock. He was a bigger homer than Liucci until he finally moved on from Texags. Now he tweets like this. 

Liucci no doubt knows that Jimbo Fisher is a fraud but he can't say that. I'll never understand paying money for a site that knowingly feeds you bullshit. 

 

[Constant 6,731]

Still pissed off we lost Brownlow-Dindy to these weird fucks. Looking forward to getting back to kicking their ass in the SEC. 

[Leanderman 2,275]

The perfect storm for the nut squeezers. Saban retires. Tide buyout Jimbos contract. The gomers hire Mack Brown. What could go wrong huh?

[Frank Drebin 5,663]

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

That Billy… he’s a real scrapper, ain’t he? 
Bet he’s met a lot of guys in his office or behind the Dixie Chicken to show them what’s what. 
Fear the Pubes!

I wonder if Billy Liucci, who looks like he has meth for breakfast, has even been in a fight?

He sure talks tough on Twitter.  

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

Looch is the ultimate "hold me back" pussy. He'd make racist Daniel Figurelli look like a tough guy in comparison.

[GTX Horn 1,708]

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

His press conferences after games crack my ass up. Fisher is legitimately dumb as fuck. He just smugly rambles on with a bunch of nonsensical bullshit, 100% confident that he knows more than everyone else. This particular exchange (7:03) is a perfect example.

 Here is the play in question where Weigman is clearly in the endzone, lulz. Jimbo tried telling that dude that they snapped the ball from the 18 or 20 yard line. 

 

 

 

Very on-brand that Jimbo's first thought when talking about playcalling when you're backed up against your own end zone is how to set up a good punt.

[Beau Vine 54,215]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The problem with Texags is they have zero objectivity. Take for example, Gabe Bock. He was a bigger homer than Liucci until he finally moved on from Texags. Now he tweets like this. 

Liucci no doubt knows that Jimbo Fisher is a fraud but he can't say that. I'll never understand paying money for a site that knowingly feeds you bullshit. 

 

[troph 24,785]

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The problem with Texags is they have zero objectivity. Take for example, Gabe Bock. He was a bigger homer than Liucci until he finally moved on from Texags. Now he tweets like this. 

Liucci no doubt knows that Jimbo Fisher is a fraud but he can't say that. I'll never understand paying money for a site that knowingly feeds you bullshit. 

 

We call it the fighting aggies of Texas A&M whooop!!

[Jkwellborn 6,697]

Bisontis is even worse. This was his PFF grade last week and he wasn't much better this week. The fact Bisontis is getting reps says a lot about their OL talent level because he should be playing at a JUCO. 
 

Wonder what the Texas DL would do to those guys.

[TrashMaster G 17,552]

35 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Looch is the ultimate "hold me back" pussy. He'd make racist Daniel Figurelli look like a tough guy in comparison.

Anyone heard from that racist motherfucker lately?

[Longhornstampede 3,182]

I don't know whether to laugh or get a strange boner at the OP's words.... 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,234]

Looch isn't paid enough to put up his followers. They don't even realize how difficult it is to constantly try to provide a morsel of hope for them week in week out. They choose to pay him and support the machine, yet act like he has some power over the program. Does he look like a guy who has any pull? Without his gift of hope, think how miserable their weekly reality would be year in year out.

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

His press conferences after games crack my ass up. Fisher is legitimately dumb as fuck. He just smugly rambles on with a bunch of nonsensical bullshit, 100% confident that he knows more than everyone else. This particular exchange (7:03) is a perfect example.

 Here is the play in question where Weigman is clearly in the endzone, lulz. Jimbo tried telling that dude that they snapped the ball from the 18 or 20 yard line. 

 

 

 

At the end of the presser video, reporter asks about the lack of 2nd half adjustments the last two games.  The incredulous look on Jimbo's face, his explanation that "adjustments is execution", and then throwing the team under the bus for lack of execution is...

[DFW Horn 6,123]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

At the end of the presser video, reporter asks about the lack of 2nd half adjustments the last two games.  The incredulous look on Jimbo's face, his explanation that "adjustments is execution", and then throwing the team under the bus for lack of execution is...

"What did you think of your team's execution today, coach?"

John McKay, "I'm all for it."

[Tex Pete 20,348]

2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Looch isn't paid enough to put up his followers. They don't even realize how difficult it is to constantly try to provide a morsel of hope for them week in week out. They choose to pay him and support the machine, yet act like he has some power over the program. Does he look like a guy who has any pull? Without his gift of hope, think how miserable their weekly reality would be year in year out.

Texags has fired more than one of their coaches. Because it is THE mouthpiece and hub, it is the place most of their fans congregate. Texags fired Mike Sherman and Dennis Franchione. I’m serious. They threw such big fits the administration had no choice. 

The difference with Jimbo is that they don’t have the money to cause his firing. In their desperate need to be relevant and “the richest!” they’ve written a check they can’t back up. They’ll have to convince the money men that he has to go. It’s a huge ask. 

[ABSR 5,310]

11 hours ago, Lhorn said:

“Five” also begins with “f” and sounds a lot better. 

I think for aggy calling it the “four/fifths compromise” would be contextually the correct choice, and make them appear progressive…by their standards.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

The problem with Texags is they have zero objectivity. Take for example, Gabe Bock. He was a bigger homer than Liucci until he finally moved on from Texags. Now he tweets like this. 

Liucci no doubt knows that Jimbo Fisher is a fraud but he can't say that. I'll never understand paying money for a site that knowingly feeds you bullshit. 

 

Isn’t “paying to be told lies and engage in an objective farce” basically what being an aggy is?

[RomaVicta 29,906]

Such a display of intellectual prowess. 

"Hey, Billy, looks like you were wrong. Here's the quote."

"Come over here! I'm gonna kick your ass."

[Bevo&Pevo 5,131]

So, if you were wondering.  If Sumlin offered to come back for let's 3 years at whatever price.  Would the ags park Jimbo in a janitors closet somewhere and bring back Sumlin?

 

How much does Texas A&M owe if he's fired?

If he's fired in or after 2023: $76.8 million

2024: $67.55 million

2025: $58.2 million

2026: 48.75 million

2027: $39.2 million

2028: $29.55 million

2029: $19.8 million

2030: $9.95 million

[Frank Drebin 5,663]

[Sealtm6 35]

Honestly,  I do get big time Meth vibes from Liucci.  Brazos Valley meth vibes.  I  can only hope his mom, Delores Liucci (chief Admin assistant at Texags), can help her son out.

[Horndog 2,228]

30 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

I don't know whether to laugh or get a strange boner at the OP's words.... 

 

"We're sacking ourselves".

Best thread title ever. 

[hookemATL 11,719]

1 minute ago, Sealtm6 said:

Honestly,  I do get big time Meth vibes from Liucci.  Brazos Valley meth vibes.  I  can only hope his mom, Delores Liucci (chief Admin assistant at Texags), can help her son out.

You know how hard you have to work to be a methhead but also be kind of fat?  Billy is the hardest working fat fuck propagandist methhead this side of the Brazos. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,813]

4 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Bisontis is even worse. This was his PFF grade last week and he wasn't much better this week. The fact Bisontis is getting reps says a lot about their OL talent level because he should be playing at a JUCO. 

 

What happened to Fatheree? I thought he was NFL bound 

[markstanco 12,574]

Legend!
Invited to TexAgs HQ to fight Looch in 3..2..1...
 

How original by that poster over there.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,234]

Aggy likely going to need to beat Ole Miss if they want a win against a team with a winning record this year....

[UTEE97 3,519]

Fun reading Billy's X interactions with pissed off fans.

Edited October 15, 2023 by UTEE97

[Crapinon 2,257]

7 hours ago, The Tower said:

 

 They are some weird motherfuckers 

IDK. They choreographed with that music ok, all things considered. 

[Deej 76,761]

2 hours ago, Sealtm6 said:

Honestly,  I do get big time Meth vibes from Liucci.  Brazos Valley meth vibes.  I  can only hope his mom, Delores Liucci (chief Admin assistant at Texags), can help her son out.

Delores still breast feeds him. 

Edited October 15, 2023 by Deej

[TreatyOak 16,313]

48 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

At the end of the presser video, reporter asks about the lack of 2nd half adjustments the last two games.  The incredulous look on Jimbo's face, his explanation that "adjustments is execution", and then throwing the team under the bus for lack of execution is...

Hahaha, he literally opened this latest press conference with, "lotta guys hurting in the locker room. Played their hearts out." 

NOTE: I made this meme over a year ago and he still regurgitates the exact, same post-game tripe. 

 

 

Edited October 15, 2023 by TreatyOak

[Dennis Taylor 18,813]

18 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Hahaha, he literally opened this latest press conference with, "lotta guys hurting in the locker room. Played their hearts out." 

NOTE: I made this meme over a year ago and he still regurgitates the exact, same post-game tripe. 

 

 

 

[TreatyOak 16,313]

7 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

Amazing. I bow to you, sir. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,813]

2 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Amazing. I bow to you, sir. 

Hey you created it, I just used my connections to get the masterpiece its proper place in society.  

[DFW Horn 6,123]

 

[TexasMan 10,891]

 

[bad_teammate 13,195]

Just now, DFW Horn said:

 

[Biff Tannen 45,677]

14 hours ago, mdleast said:

Speaking of that second best day, never forget this piece of gold in all its truly pathetic glory:

[deft 6,845]

Such a display of intellectual prowess. 
"Hey, Billy, looks like you were wrong. Here's the quote."
"Come over here! I'm gonna kick your ass."

I like he’s accepted that losing is the default and should be listed first.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9,324]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Anyone heard from that racist motherfucker lately?

I've lost track of whatever he legally changed his name to after Daniel Figurelli was exposed as a racist POS. Plus I've deleted my Twitter account so I don't know if he's still posting as Rude Dawg Humping Legs or whatever his handle was.

[Chips O'Toole 1,322]

12 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

I think he means they are fortunate that he's still upright. That dude is far from "healthy" after the last two weeks. He was limping around and holding his forearm up close to his body like he had a right shoulder issue. There's no way he can take that many hits and not be degrading week to week. 

[Rickylovesweed 14,293]

When you see somebody, like Liucci, lashing out like that with Texas fans you know he’s in his feelings. He’s not taking these losses well.

[Armybrat 40,833]

55 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

You could shop that into the vast “Hall of Champions” too. 

[Vertigo 20,276]

3 hours ago, Constant said:

Still pissed off we lost Brownlow-Dindy to these weird fucks. Looking forward to getting back to kicking their ass in the SEC. 

You will likely get another crack at him after the season.

[Homesickhorn 2,202]

I wonder if Billy Liucci, who looks like he has meth for breakfast, has even been in a fight?
He sure talks tough on Twitter.  

I’ve told the story too many times on this thread, but yes, I know for certain he was in one fight.

[mdleast 8,289]

I’ve told the story too many times on this thread, but yes, I know for certain he was in one fight.

Was it at or near the TexAgs office? That seems to be his preferred fight venue based on his tweets

[Armybrat 40,833]

1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:

I’ve told the story too many times on this thread, but yes, I know for certain he was in one fight.

Was that when Listeater ate his list?