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2 hours ago, futureman said:

because cheap laughs at aggy’s expense are always amusing 

I try to be fair when I quote and ridicule a post from TexAgs. I make sure there's an Ag tag if the post is particularly embarrassing to them.

I have my doubts about the gas post just because it's so well written.

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11 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

https://www.secrant.com/rant/texas-a-m-sports/texas-fighting-ags-football-thread--next-bye/109072078/page-24/

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Don't forget this was that clown's take on Bilbo after the first season..

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1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

What the fuck is going on in here?

Back to the regularly scheduled aggy stupidity

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I love how fucking sublime it is about merging all forms of comedy, from hurting his feelings, to the surly trolling of making fun of his manhood, and then you are a bad aggie for hurting the team W/L.

All very well done. 

But then it goes weird and it just takes up to 11, I completely lost it at Thoughts and prayers aka politics memmery, Don't talk about Prayer Club, lastly the snakes and surreal humor.

To me this is post of the year.

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I was out hunting and one of the guys accidentally flagged another and shot him in the back. As the shot man lay bleeding, dying, and weeping, I asked him if he loved Jesus. Some blood gurgled out of his mouth and I took that as a yes. So I prayed over him as panic and fear filled his eyes. He died.

I'm sure my prayers helped him get into heaven, though!

WHOOOOOOOOP!

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11 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Evan Stewart liking this tweet:

 

 

yeah, he's the "defensive coordinator" there lol dude has quite a resume between Bama and Georgia

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dude is super super super close to Kirby, basically his right hand man since 2011 and his first hire at UGA. i can't imagine he leaves for A&M of all places lol

FFS the guy interviewed for the Eagles DC job last year.

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53 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I was out hunting and one of the guys accidentally flagged another and shot him in the back. As the shot man lay bleeding, dying, and weeping, I asked him if he loved Jesus. Some blood gurgled out of his mouth and I took that as a yes. So I prayed over him as panic and fear filled his eyes. He died.

I'm sure my prayers helped him get into heaven, though!

WHOOOOOOOOP!

Can confirm, it did not help. That guy had an appointment with Satan and some pineapples

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20 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

ags doing the lords work in knoxville..

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I love the qualifier about believing in God before praying for the fan.

Vol Fan: Arrrrrghhhh... unghhhhh... help!?

Ag: Hey Vol fan, we're here.  But first, do you believe in God?

Vol Fan: Well, I have been wondering about that lately and the question of life...

Ag: What??? Sorry... can't help you.

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Oh Josh, you still don't know anything about aggy
 
No, he's figured out aggy perfectly. They hate it when he pumps up Texas, but he knows all he has to do is throw aggy a hope bone here and there to keep them watching his show and furiously hitting the like button and subscribing.
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11 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Please sweet 8lb little baby Jesus let those fuks go all in on a washed up Dabo - offer him another ridiculous extended & guaranteed offer and let this hilarity continue for another decade at least!

It feels like it's already written into the stars....
 

 

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