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The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

Was hilarious when the espn crew was talking about the trophy and said no one knows where it is.
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24 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

They come from a shack outside La Grange.

They got a lot of nice girls.

A-haw haw haw haw

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6 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Haynes King looks good this year

Of course he does. Aggies tell us that if he hadn't got injured two years ago, they would have made the playoff and likely won the natty they so covet.

Guy's gotta be a stud.

 

Seriously, I'm glad to see him having success. He was balleyhooed into an impossible world of expectations at A&M. He went through the starting QB cycle in high speed. Glorified. Vilified. Hated. Thrown under the bus with all of his predecessors. It's crowded under there.

Up next? Weigman. He's on the same track. If he's able to play again, he should skip the part that comes after glorified and go somewhere normal.

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After Rueben Owens’ dad took to Twitter complaining about lack of PT, it looks like they sidelined Moss and featured Owens. Coaching decisions made based on helicopter dads’ social media posts. Interesting strategy, let’s see how it works out for them. 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Of course he does. Aggies tell us that if he hadn't got injured two years ago, they would have made the playoff and likely won the natty they so covet.

Guy's gotta be a stud.

 

Seriously, I'm glad to see him having success. He was balleyhooed into an impossible world of expectations at A&M. He went through the starting QB cycle in high speed. Glorified. Vilified. Hated. Thrown under the bus with all of his predecessors. It's crowded under there.

Up next? Weigman. He's on the same track. If he's able to play again, he should skip the part that comes after glorified and go somewhere normal.

When Weigman leaves, that opens the door for the next tens years of us hearing “we woulda won it all in ‘24 if Wiggy hadn’t left”

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8 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

"I think the Ags will be fine. A complete change in culture is necessary though"

Yeah, that shouldn't take long.

So that one and thought we just have to change what we have been for 84 years.

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45 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

While not necessarily a great proxy for talent, I'm curious what the recruiting rankings say over the last 15-20 years.

I did the math recently over the last 5 recruiting classes (on3 ranking) and our average rank was #8.5 and their average was #8.

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Idk I think that bar is a pretty good move for Johnny 8ball. Good way to be around cheesy girls who might be interested in a douchebag loser like him. And grift the dudes who will pay for that environment. Although I’m sure he’ll fuck it up somehow before long.

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"I think the Ags will be fine. A complete change in culture is necessary though"
Yeah, that shouldn't take long.

Yes Fng aggy change your “culture” now! All of your gray haired Money people would just love to change your “culture” now that it’s 2023. Dude - you’re about 50 years behind!

Hook’em!!!
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41 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Idk I think that bar is a pretty good move for Johnny 8ball. Good way to be around cheesy girls who might be interested in a douchebag loser like him. And grift the dudes who will pay for that environment. Although I’m sure he’ll fuck it up somehow before long.

We should get a pool together on what happens first:

1 - Tax evasion/non-payment 

2 - Drug trafficking 

3 - Health code violations

4 - Liquor code violations

5 - Fire / Insurance fraud

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23 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

There is a TABC law that states that the owner of the establishment can never be intoxicated in premises. That seems like the low hanging fruit.

This has to be one of the most violated laws in existence. 

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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Idk I think that bar is a pretty good move for Johnny 8ball. Good way to be around cheesy girls who might be interested in a douchebag loser like him. And grift the dudes who will pay for that environment. Although I’m sure he’ll fuck it up somehow before long.

Somebody's dream has come true.

 

Plus, any Aggie female who went to the games in 2012 and 2013 will be batting their big beautiful cow eyes at him. 

He'll be swimming in it!

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Good times are back, baby!

 

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2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

We should get a pool together on what happens first:

1 - Tax evasion/non-payment 

2 - Drug trafficking 

3 - Health code violations

4 - Liquor code violations

5 - Fire / Insurance fraud

Would being indicted under the RICO Act fall under number 1, or be its own category?  I could totally see Johnny falling behind on payroll, payments to vendors, taxes, etc., and being bailed out by investors who turn out to be fronts for the hillbilly mafia who use his bar to launder cash from their meth or moonshine business.

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21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Of course he does. Aggies tell us that if he hadn't got injured two years ago, they would have made the playoff and likely won the natty they so covet.

Guy's gotta be a stud.

 

Seriously, I'm glad to see him having success. He was balleyhooed into an impossible world of expectations at A&M. He went through the starting QB cycle in high speed. Glorified. Vilified. Hated. Thrown under the bus with all of his predecessors. It's crowded under there.

Up next? Weigman. He's on the same track. If he's able to play again, he should skip the part that comes after glorified and go somewhere normal.

 

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12 hours ago, ScottS said:

Would being indicted under the RICO Act fall under number 1, or be its own category?  I could totally see Johnny falling behind on payroll, payments to vendors, taxes, etc., and being bailed out by investors who turn out to be fronts for the hillbilly mafia who use his bar to launder cash from their meth or moonshine business.

 

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1 hour ago, Blotto said:

GT really needs to finish out the season around 7-5 so they can get matched up against those fightin Texum bulldogs in some tier III, chump bowl. Watching that bug-eyed assassin drag his nutsack all over jimbo's face for 4 quarters seems like an amusing way to spend a Wednesday afternoon in mid Dec. 

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

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17 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Is he actually the owner?

This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

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If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

It would be amazing because King probably still remembers all the defensive audible calls and Jimbo is too lazy to change them.
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This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.
aggyland is the only town in the entire country that could keep such a place from bankrupting within 2 years. I mean look how long Billy has been going with his scam and no end in sight.
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3 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

It's always somebody else's fault.  There will, however, be an 80M dollar buyout.  

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3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

But I thought JImbo won an NC?

There's been a change of plans in da Station...

"The goal is to get bowl eligible, and then keep walking down the road," Jimbo Fisher said. "We have four more games."

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3 hours ago, ousux said:
5 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:
This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

aggyland is the only town in the entire country that could keep such a place from bankrupting within 2 years. I mean look how long Billy has been going with his scam and no end in sight.

True, but combining alcohol,(and drugs?) and idiots can make for an interesting outcome. 

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True, but combining alcohol,(and drugs?) and idiots can make for an interesting outcome. 
Maybe Johnny thought of putting some planters out back in case future aggy QB's need a little nap.
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This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

I could be wrong here but the Vince Young steakhouse….*looks both directions and over shoulder….i don’t think it’s actually Vince’s.
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So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing. 

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10 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

Brent Zwerneman has a template for this…

“Texas A&M announced on Wednesday that it cannot play in the 4th annual Duke’s Mayo Bowl on Dec. 27 against Georgia Tech because of a COVID-19 outbreak on its team.”

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1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing. 

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Wholly shit...is that really it? Looks like a bar on Telephone Rd. in the early 80's.

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1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing. 

Man I wish you'lda told me that way back.

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8 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Man I wish you'lda told me that way back.

Ha! There is an epic story that forever memorialized the line “for four dollars and a wig I’ll do anything you want, too” from back in the day that spawned from that exact situation for some poor chap we knew. Man I miss good old East Austin.

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