Tell Me About Texas a&m

[BornOrange 1441]

5 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Does Johnny have to bus these party girls in, or what?

They come from a shack outside La Grange.

They got a lot of nice girls.

[demos 3011]

The Bonham trophy is coming home … if they can figure out which closet it’s buried in at the GLO.

Was hilarious when the espn crew was talking about the trophy and said no one knows where it is.

[nnm 36667]

24 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

They come from a shack outside La Grange.

They got a lot of nice girls.

A-haw haw haw haw

Edited October 29, 2023 by nnm
Forgot a haw

[Blotto 23584]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Look in the closet of the yell leaders 

Those yell leaders haven't seen a closet in years.

[Mr. Mojo Risin' 2205]

Haynes King looks good this year

[RomaVicta 30032]

6 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Haynes King looks good this year

Of course he does. Aggies tell us that if he hadn't got injured two years ago, they would have made the playoff and likely won the natty they so covet.

Guy's gotta be a stud.

 

Seriously, I'm glad to see him having success. He was balleyhooed into an impossible world of expectations at A&M. He went through the starting QB cycle in high speed. Glorified. Vilified. Hated. Thrown under the bus with all of his predecessors. It's crowded under there.

Up next? Weigman. He's on the same track. If he's able to play again, he should skip the part that comes after glorified and go somewhere normal.

[linux 1662]

Mediocre effort but they actually improved in pass blocking although USCe is 91 nationally in pass rushing

 

[nnm 36667]

After Rueben Owens’ dad took to Twitter complaining about lack of PT, it looks like they sidelined Moss and featured Owens. Coaching decisions made based on helicopter dads’ social media posts. Interesting strategy, let’s see how it works out for them. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20509]

1 hour ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Haynes King looks good this year

 

 

[Orange&White 5539]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Of course he does. Aggies tell us that if he hadn't got injured two years ago, they would have made the playoff and likely won the natty they so covet.

Guy's gotta be a stud.

 

Seriously, I'm glad to see him having success. He was balleyhooed into an impossible world of expectations at A&M. He went through the starting QB cycle in high speed. Glorified. Vilified. Hated. Thrown under the bus with all of his predecessors. It's crowded under there.

Up next? Weigman. He's on the same track. If he's able to play again, he should skip the part that comes after glorified and go somewhere normal.

When Weigman leaves, that opens the door for the next tens years of us hearing “we woulda won it all in ‘24 if Wiggy hadn’t left”

[closetojumping 62883]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

After Rueben Owens’ dad took to Twitter complaining about lack of PT, it looks like they sidelined Moss and featured Owens. Coaching decisions made based on helicopter dads’ social media posts. Interesting strategy, let’s see how it works out for them. 

This is a good point. Also something to consider though is that when a suspected murderer and gang leader expresses their consternation with your coaching decisions, you probably want to think your next steps through pretty clearly. 

[Armybrat 40920]

Well, Jimbo can call on the aggy corps for protection. 
Or at the very least the Old Army guys who defended Sully’s statue from the Blaggies.

[linux 1662]

Moss injured his hamstring vs Tenn.

[Pancho 45063]

 

 

[shakahorn 1645]

17 hours ago, BornOrange said:

They come from a shack outside La Grange.

They got a lot of nice girls.

I thought those were just rumors spreading around.

[rage-a-holic 4487]

"I think the Ags will be fine. A complete change in culture is necessary though"

Yeah, that shouldn't take long.

[jimmyjazz 46227]

While not necessarily a great proxy for talent, I'm curious what the recruiting rankings say over the last 15-20 years.

[DanTheHorn 4966]

8 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

"I think the Ags will be fine. A complete change in culture is necessary though"

Yeah, that shouldn't take long.

So that one and thought we just have to change what we have been for 84 years.

[bad_teammate 13225]

45 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

While not necessarily a great proxy for talent, I'm curious what the recruiting rankings say over the last 15-20 years.

I did the math recently over the last 5 recruiting classes (on3 ranking) and our average rank was #8.5 and their average was #8.

[tbone_ 14181]

Idk I think that bar is a pretty good move for Johnny 8ball. Good way to be around cheesy girls who might be interested in a douchebag loser like him. And grift the dudes who will pay for that environment. Although I’m sure he’ll fuck it up somehow before long.

[msucolt45 4081]

"I think the Ags will be fine. A complete change in culture is necessary though"
Yeah, that shouldn't take long.

Yes Fng aggy change your “culture” now! All of your gray haired Money people would just love to change your “culture” now that it’s 2023. Dude - you’re about 50 years behind!

Hook’em!!!

[TrashMaster G 17628]

41 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Idk I think that bar is a pretty good move for Johnny 8ball. Good way to be around cheesy girls who might be interested in a douchebag loser like him. And grift the dudes who will pay for that environment. Although I’m sure he’ll fuck it up somehow before long.

We should get a pool together on what happens first:

1 - Tax evasion/non-payment 

2 - Drug trafficking 

3 - Health code violations

4 - Liquor code violations

5 - Fire / Insurance fraud

[conVINCEd 21469]

[Orange&White 5539]

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We should get a pool together on what happens first:

1 - Tax evasion/non-payment 

2 - Drug trafficking 

3 - Health code violations

4 - Liquor code violations

5 - Fire / Insurance fraud

There is a TABC law that states that the owner of the establishment can never be intoxicated in premises. That seems like the low hanging fruit.

[RamjetFDO 10578]

I thought those were just rumors spreading around.

Whatever's going to be spreading will likely need something more than penicillin.

[hookemATL 11916]

23 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

There is a TABC law that states that the owner of the establishment can never be intoxicated in premises. That seems like the low hanging fruit.

This has to be one of the most violated laws in existence. 

[Jkwellborn 6748]

There is a TABC law that states that the owner of the establishment can never be intoxicated in premises. That seems like the low hanging fruit.

Is he actually the owner?

[RomaVicta 30032]

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:

Idk I think that bar is a pretty good move for Johnny 8ball. Good way to be around cheesy girls who might be interested in a douchebag loser like him. And grift the dudes who will pay for that environment. Although I’m sure he’ll fuck it up somehow before long.

Somebody's dream has come true.

 

Plus, any Aggie female who went to the games in 2012 and 2013 will be batting their big beautiful cow eyes at him. 

He'll be swimming in it!

Good times are back, baby!

 

[ScottS 1075]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

We should get a pool together on what happens first:

1 - Tax evasion/non-payment 

2 - Drug trafficking 

3 - Health code violations

4 - Liquor code violations

5 - Fire / Insurance fraud

Would being indicted under the RICO Act fall under number 1, or be its own category?  I could totally see Johnny falling behind on payroll, payments to vendors, taxes, etc., and being bailed out by investors who turn out to be fronts for the hillbilly mafia who use his bar to launder cash from their meth or moonshine business.

[Blotto 23584]

21 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Haynes King looks good this year

 

21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Of course he does. Aggies tell us that if he hadn't got injured two years ago, they would have made the playoff and likely won the natty they so covet.

Guy's gotta be a stud.

 

Seriously, I'm glad to see him having success. He was balleyhooed into an impossible world of expectations at A&M. He went through the starting QB cycle in high speed. Glorified. Vilified. Hated. Thrown under the bus with all of his predecessors. It's crowded under there.

Up next? Weigman. He's on the same track. If he's able to play again, he should skip the part that comes after glorified and go somewhere normal.

GT really needs to finish out the season around 7-5 so they can get matched up against those fightin Texum bulldogs in some tier III, chump bowl. Watching that bug-eyed assassin drag his nutsack all over jimbo's face for 4 quarters seems like an amusing way to spend a Wednesday afternoon in mid Dec. 

[Tigersnake 670]

21 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Of course he does. Aggies tell us that if he hadn't got injured two years ago, they would have made the playoff and likely won the natty they so covet.

Guy's gotta be a stud.

 

Seriously, I'm glad to see him having success. He was balleyhooed into an impossible world of expectations at A&M. He went through the starting QB cycle in high speed. Glorified. Vilified. Hated. Thrown under the bus with all of his predecessors. It's crowded under there.

Up next? Weigman. He's on the same track. If he's able to play again, he should skip the part that comes after glorified and go somewhere normal.

 

[UTCzech III 2907]

12 hours ago, ScottS said:

Would being indicted under the RICO Act fall under number 1, or be its own category?  I could totally see Johnny falling behind on payroll, payments to vendors, taxes, etc., and being bailed out by investors who turn out to be fronts for the hillbilly mafia who use his bar to launder cash from their meth or moonshine business.

 

[South Austin 52629]

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

GT really needs to finish out the season around 7-5 so they can get matched up against those fightin Texum bulldogs in some tier III, chump bowl. Watching that bug-eyed assassin drag his nutsack all over jimbo's face for 4 quarters seems like an amusing way to spend a Wednesday afternoon in mid Dec. 

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

17 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Is he actually the owner?

This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

[CooterBrown 18032]

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

It would be amazing because King probably still remembers all the defensive audible calls and Jimbo is too lazy to change them.

[ousux 5602]

This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

aggyland is the only town in the entire country that could keep such a place from bankrupting within 2 years. I mean look how long Billy has been going with his scam and no end in sight.

[ClubWhatever 12158]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

It's always somebody else's fault.  There will, however, be an 80M dollar buyout.  

Edited October 30, 2023 by ClubWhatever

[Steel Shank 9432]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

But I thought JImbo won an NC?

[Blotto 23584]

3 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

But I thought JImbo won an NC?

There's been a change of plans in da Station...

"The goal is to get bowl eligible, and then keep walking down the road," Jimbo Fisher said. "We have four more games."

[SHOOTER12 8833]

3 hours ago, ousux said:

5 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

aggyland is the only town in the entire country that could keep such a place from bankrupting within 2 years. I mean look how long Billy has been going with his scam and no end in sight.

True, but combining alcohol,(and drugs?) and idiots can make for an interesting outcome. 

[ousux 5602]

True, but combining alcohol,(and drugs?) and idiots can make for an interesting outcome. 

Maybe Johnny thought of putting some planters out back in case future aggy QB's need a little nap.

[deft 6885]

This is my question. I have a hard time imagining Johnny 8-Ball handling all the necessary financing, licensing, vendoring, etc. required of a bar. Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

I could be wrong here but the Vince Young steakhouse….*looks both directions and over shoulder….i don’t think it’s actually Vince’s.

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 855]

So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing. 

Edited October 31, 2023 by StrippersAndNobelPrizes

[Cairn Horn88 8285]

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Shirley, he's got to just be a compensated face that will hold court a few times a year.

Don’t call me Shirley.

[TKthunder2 4998]

10 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Haynes King beats Jimbo in a bowl game, there might be a mass aggy suicide.

Brent Zwerneman has a template for this…

“Texas A&M announced on Wednesday that it cannot play in the 4th annual Duke’s Mayo Bowl on Dec. 27 against Georgia Tech because of a COVID-19 outbreak on its team.”

[SHOOTER12 8833]

1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing. 

Wholly shit...is that really it? Looks like a bar on Telephone Rd. in the early 80's.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Should have named that place "Dicks and Chicken".

[Parliament 14335]

1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

So this f-ing ghetto looking dump of a bar with ZERO Yelp reviews is some kind of aggy Valhalla?? Looks like old East Austin from the 1980s where you would go to score blow and hookers (with at least a 50% chance they did not have an Adam’s Apple). I figured they would at least bomb it with fake reviews saying how awesome it was. Wow, how depressing. 

Man I wish you'lda told me that way back.

[nnm 36667]

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Don’t call me Shirley.

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 855]

8 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Man I wish you'lda told me that way back.

Ha! There is an epic story that forever memorialized the line “for four dollars and a wig I’ll do anything you want, too” from back in the day that spawned from that exact situation for some poor chap we knew. Man I miss good old East Austin.