Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Blotto 23585]

How bad is Miss St to be a 17 pt underdog to aggy starting a 3rd string QB? I'm gonna have to throw down a small bet on MSU to win straight up, I think. 

[kevwun 15936]

Their offense is terrible 

[coachherman'sgrill 2297]

[Brisketexan 105460]

What….the….fuck?

[coachherman'sgrill 2297]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

What….the….fuck?

Touch down in the CS megaplex. Some have aims lower than others

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Listeater getting hitched?

[C-Man 27286]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What….the….fuck?

Is that ……… Listeater?

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Listeater getting hitched?

Holy shit — jinx!

[Tex Pete 20539]

4 hours ago, Genco said:

Why is Scott Derry wearing a Nebraska uniform?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5606]

3 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

 

[millhouse 2617]

4 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

That concrete was pristine before the two of them traversed it

Edited November 12, 2023 by millhouse

[NOOBSDUDE 594]

[Leanderman 2277]

How the gomers celebrated the "big win"?

[Horn80 6135]

Aggy plays Abilene Christian next week.  What a fucking joke but fitting.

Edited November 12, 2023 by Horn80

[Armybrat 40936]

Poor aggy….

Still 4th place in the SEC West…..Jimbo’s sixth year juggernaut.

 

[KingBobo81 540]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

[Bamboozled73 315]

Woke up to this. Jimbo deserves another year

[Jiggy-Z 3437]

3 minutes ago, KingBobo81 said:

What?  After such a huge program defining win? Does not make sense even for aggy.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

 

 

[gofuckyourself 8387]

I thought it may have been a fake tweet, but it's there.

How can they fire him? He just got the mighty aggys bowl eligible.

[Auto Driller 2506]

Who the hell do they hire to replace him? I would say that you can’t fire Jimbo without a replacement already lined up, but this is aggy.

[JFKFC 4893]

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

[gofuckyourself 8387]

This was Texags earlier and apparently deleted.

They can't even fire, or report the firing, without fucking it up.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

Got Traylor written all over it with the timing. I don't think Leopold or Elko are interested right now.

[gofuckyourself 8387]

I hear the reason for the conflicting reports is they just gave him a plaque that says:

No longer Texas a&m football coach: 20--

So no one is quite sure when he's actually gone.

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5223]

12 minutes ago, KingBobo81 said:

I'll show this to the wife this morning.  She'll have hope all day.   Aggy needs to sell raffle tickets to all other aggy and the winner gets to fire Jimbo.  I'm thinking they could raise some major $$$.   Probably have some left over to boot.

[6th Street 6508]

Good, now we can pillage their recruits 

Edited November 12, 2023 by 6th Street

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Kansas coach or Duke coach?

Elko is the easy money here, if he wants the gig.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I hear the reason for the conflicting reports is they just gave him a plaque that says:

No longer Texas a&m football coach: 20--

So no one is quite sure when he's actually gone.

 

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

Just now, 6th Street said:

Good, now we can pillage their hood recruits 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

$76m seems like a steep price to pay to get out of playing KSU in a Texas Bowl, even for aggy.

[JesusSweatDuck 17814]

18 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

Who the hell do they hire to replace him? I would say that you can’t fire Jimbo without a replacement already lined up, but this is aggy.

Bobby P has the motorcycle tuned up and ready 

[Bill Lumbergh 7187]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

$76m seems like a steep price to pay to get out of playing KSU in a Texas Bowl, even for aggy.

My guess is that they're paying it now because it's not getting any better by waiting.  I think I read that in 3 years it will STILL be the highest buyout ever paid.  It's not like if they wait a year or two it's getting better.  They just fucked themselves on that contract.

[Pam Cummings 9685]

That is so much wasted money

Edited November 12, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[Neonmoon 38130]

They have to fire him now. 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Next years schedule is easy as shit. Easily wins 8 games 

Of course they might also be firing him to try and stop the known portal players (Stewart/Weigman/Dindy)

[Armybrat 40936]

5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Bobby P has the motorcycle tuned up and ready 

And steroid cream for the road rash.

[Sir Ulrich 5191]

Also of note players can enter the transfer portal for the next 30 days if he is fired now. 

[Horn80 6135]

5 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

My guess is that they're paying it now because it's not getting any better by waiting.  I think I read that in 3 years it will STILL be the highest buyout ever paid.  It's not like if they wait a year or two it's getting better.  They just fucked themselves on that contract.

If only aggy had a Business School.

[Rockwell Torrey 1302]

4 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

That is so much wasted money

Maybe they can get a loan from the University of Arizona.

[Jiggy-Z 3437]

20 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

Not really since it's been removed from it's original packaging.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3300]

21 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

Want this to show up on eBay so bad...

[Fud 9559]

I think over-paying for Elko or having to go the cheaper route with Schumann are the leaders in the clubhouse

[lilMAC25 3824]

I won’t believe it until his firing is on ESPN.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10362]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

They have to fire him now. 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Next years schedule is easy as shit. Easily wins 8 games 

Of course they might also be firing him to try and stop the known portal players (Stewart/Weigman/Dindy)

I think it's because they are going after Traylor and he's getting calls from a couple other programs and they don't want to miss the window.

[Armybrat 40936]

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

What if he beats LSU? Can’t fire a guy that wins 8 games

Mack says hi

[gofuckyourself 8387]

2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Not really since it's been removed from it's original packaging.

But the receipts were kept.

Many, many receipts from that epically comical hire.

[Evil Bill Obrien 3300]

2 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

Maybe they can get a loan from the University of Arizona.

They will end up loaning Aggy 750 million instead of 75 million

[6th Street 6508]

1 minute ago, Fud said:

I think over-paying for Elko or having to go the cheaper route with Schumann are the leaders in the clubhouse

Schumann not available until mid-Jan 

[BigHornedLurker 1969]

illl admit to crowing they couldn't or wouldn't do it , but my gods this is unfathomable and i eagerly await the coaching search