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7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Maybe this is wishcasting/ a shot across the bow? Why are the articles getting taken down?

Best case scenario is that Billy fucked this up.  Jimbo stays and continues to suck and everyone gets to point and laugh at Liucci for eternity, while he fucks his relationship w/ the school w/ that one tweet. 

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1 minute ago, Mittens said:

Best case scenario is that Billy fucked this up.  Jimbo stays and continues to suck and everyone gets to point and laugh at Liucci for eternity, while he fucks his relationship w/ the school w/ that one tweet. 

Even Looch isn't this dumb.....is he?

Surely, aggy already has an agreement in principle with their next HC. Right?

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Just now, A-Tex Devil said:

Sucks that they are going to hire Elko.  

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  

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As a Longhorn, I will be disappointed if they get rid of this 'sitting national championship winning' coach, who has been so gloriously bad for them.

As a Texan, I will be disappointed with the (continued) shitty management of funds related to the state of Texas.

As a proponent of higher education, I will be disappointed with the (continued) glorification of that shitty football program over any thought of academics (and paying back what they already owe to the school).

Only eATMe could fuck this up so badly.  But hey, I'm sure it will all turn out fine for them...lol...

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1 minute ago, Mittens said:

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  

But, they do it for ego and the belief they "can win it all" with the right resources.

Elko will never have that at Duke

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51 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Maybe not the time, but does he get to keep the 20-- trophy? That thing could fetch great money at auction

 

29 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

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Want this to show up on eBay so bad...

Surly would have to bid on that. Could you imagine the lulz that would bring displayed at the aggy tailgate every year?

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3 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  

 

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But, they do it for ego and the belief they "can win it all" with the right resources.

Elko will never have that at Duke

Yep.  I mean, even if it doesn’t work out in 4 years and you get 1/3 of Jimbo’s buyout, it’s a win.  All that said, not sure Elko is a big enough name for them after Jimbo.  As a Duke fan, that’s what I hope.  

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Yep.  I mean, even if it doesn’t work out in 4 years and you get 1/3 of Jimbo’s buyout, it’s a win.  All that said, not sure Elko is a big enough name for them after Jimbo.  As a Duke fan, that’s what I hope.  

Agreed

Elko is a great coach, but I don't think you fire Jimbo now to hire him.

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21 minutes ago, Auto Driller said:

I need Liucci to explain how this is the ultimate power move that signals that the sleeping giant is awakening.

“We here in College Station will not settle for mediocrity…like we always have. The worm is turning. Get your kicks in while you can. Wait. Stop me if you’ve heard this before…”

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I'm actually kind of bummed. No former aggy coach was as fun to laugh at. I dont think there is any way they can hire another coach as dumb as that motherfucker. His IQ is probably 65, and he still managed to swindle over $100M+ from aggy. In a lot of ways, he was the perfect aggy corch, and now he's gone. This is a sad day for me. 

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9 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Agreed

Elko is a great coach, but I don't think you fire Jimbo now to hire him.

I can’t imagine Urban there. I guess I could be wrong. They have to make a splash though.  The only ones other than Urban that make sense are Kliff, Kiffy-kins and Deion.  I presume Deion will do one more year at CU until Shedeur leaves then hop somewhere better. 

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Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  
I think so, too.

But maybe he wants to cash in. He won't get Jimbo money, but he could squeeze them for 40-50 million. That's enough for the grandkids, grandkids.

I didn't realize those idiots had given Jimbo a raise. Just dumb.
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1 minute ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I can’t imagine Urban there. I guess I could be wrong. They have to make a splash though.  The only ones other than Urban that make sense are Kliff, Kiffy-kins and Deion.  I presume Deion will do one more year at CU until Shedeur leaves then hop somewhere better. 

Maybe

We thought the same damn thing after firing Herman though

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