Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Pimphand 5870]

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

 

Now he has got time for second breakfast!

[TexArcher 38057]

So, this public university is surely going to get raked over the coals for lighting 76 million dollars on fire while higher education costs are rising so dramatically that the federal government is forgiving billions of dollars in tax revenue from student loans, right?

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Surely you don’t fire him now unless you have a splash hire, but how do you make all that payroll?  Can you make the seats even narrower?  Find a made up story about the 13th man? Make enrollment compulsory for all students with below a 3.0 average?

[The_Great_Hornsby 3283]

3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

It's about the Texas game.  Period.  Every decision they make revolves around us.  Don't think it's a coincidence they're doing this the year before we join.

Correct. This is the answer. My aggy friends have been saying this for weeks. They are scared of us. 

[TexasGolf 5018]

We slept they corch

 

 

[Bamboozled73 315]

9 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Well I guess aggy can always add the "We Paid The Highest Buyout Ever" trophy to their case. 

They can use it to entice the next coach.  

[General Specific 3267]

It's breathtaking in how wasteful the Jimbo era has been. They've wasted a hundred million dollars. And of course, no one will lose their jobs for this error because their masters wanted Jimbo and money didn't matter. And now they want Jimbo gone and the money still doesn't matter. 

Don’t forget the $450M stadium RENOVATION!

[mdmost 43045]

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

That's a collector's item...just like my poster from the Coming On Strong Tour in 2014. 

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

Does he have to give back the boots and sell the ranch and cattle?

[futureman 22542]

53 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Elko is a moron if he takes that job.  He can coach til he retires at one of the premier universities in the world, on an absolutely gorgeous campus, with next to zero pressure and no fucking lunatics around him.  

this is very naïve 

[Dennis Taylor 18867]

This will never not be hilarious 

[tx ind 7013]

31 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

Was coming here to ask for this exact masterpiece; bravo!

[jdhorn92 1558]

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Surely you don’t fire him now unless you have a splash hire, but how do you make all that payroll?  Can you make the seats even narrower?  Find a made up story about the 13th man? Make enrollment compulsory for all students with below a 3.0 average?

They need the opposite of splash. 
 

Liepold or the Duke HC is more substantive hire and that’s what they need

[chainsaw 9873]

[Brisketexan 105322]

If he really gets $76,000,000 to leave there have to be some people in administration who lose their jobs as well. People who sign off on these contracts have to have some ownership of them as well.

Did anyone take ownership of killing 12 students?  
No one will take ownership of this either. 

Bingo. The malfeasance is infuriating as a taxpayer and someone who wants Texas to have an educated populace with valuable college degrees.
That fucking university needs to grow the fuck up.

[RomaVicta 30016]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Paying 3.5x to get rid of guy killing their program. Next hire about less "flash" more substance.

There's merit to this. Nietzsche wrote that mistakes always occur in a pair. First you do too much then you do to little.

Traylor's a pretty good gamble. Has East Texas connections and will allow the spotlight to move from A&M to somewhere else. I'm thinking getting the story of their obscenely stupid deal with Jimbo out of the news is one of the prime motivating factors. 

Still, it's an astonishingly huge amount of money to have risked and lost. Even for A&M, it's stupid at an astounding level.

[mdmost 43045]

Any ACC head coach is fair game since they can't afford to keep up the arms race. aggy would be wise to take a swing at Dabo. He's about as aggy as you can find in a head coach. 

[gofuckyourself 8382]

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

 

Bingo. The malfeasance is infuriating as a taxpayer and someone who wants Texas to have an educated populace with valuable college degrees.
That fucking university needs to grow the fuck up.

 

I doubt they'll grow up but they'll at least look bigger and taller on the sidelines soon.

[Guadaloopy 11013]

This a really expensive excuse for when they lose to us at their place next year.  

[USNALonghorn 5078]

On 11/6/2023 at 7:15 PM, Mittens said:

 

I love it when football players (that have no martial arts or boxing experience) think they can take on trained fighters.

[Dennis Taylor 18867]

Another gem from John "Not Very" Sharp...(of course he left out the fact that SEC didn't allow alcohol sales at the time) I'd love to ask him for an update on this situation 

The Texas athletic department announced Wednesday that Longhorn fans will be able to buy a cold beer or a glass of wine at concession stands at Royal-Memorial Stadium this fall.

A reporter from the site Texags.com asked Sharp whether the Aggies have similar plans.

Sharp told reporter Gabe Bock:

“Our athletic program has not reached the point where we require the numbing effects of alcohol.”

 

Edited November 12, 2023 by Dennis Taylor

[DFW Horn 6202]

4 minutes ago, jdhorn92 said:

They need the opposite of splash. 
 

Liepold or the Duke HC is more substantive hire and that’s what they need

aggy and substance? Smart hire?

Just stop

[Blotto 23573]

5 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

I think this is terrible news. I have developed quite a fondness for Jimbo. His press conferences following a loss are easily my favorite thing about college football.

 

I'm with you man. I never listen to any coach's post game press conferences, not even Texas coaches. But Jimbo's just hit different. That boomhauer-esque summary of every drive in the game reliably followed up by 15 minutes of shoving his kids under the bus for failure to execute.....it never got stale. I thought I still had time, and now its dawning on me I'll never hear another one again as long as I live. And thats f'n sad, man.

I think I'm gonna go light some candles and soak in the tub with a bottle of whiskey, listening to this on repeat. I  know it will get better, and that the sun will  come up again, but now is not that time. Now is the time for grieving.  

 

[Droopy 2626]

9 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

@TreatyOak or @RamjetFDO, can one of y’all please add a “ ‘d ” after the “o” in Jimbo? 

[msucolt45 4067]

Plus the fact that aggy has a built in excuse for their loss to the Horns next year. 1st year HC, so we’ll beat them next year. It’s always next year.

Hook’em!!!

[Murfdogg21 4423]

17 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

FSU is their HC farm system?

I see you

[TexasMan 10984]

 

[mdmost 43045]

Just breathtaking

 

[mannewers 551]

Half of these names would require them to set a new level of ridiculous coach contracts. That would be very on brand.

[tx ind 7013]

19 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

FSU is their HC farm system?

HC= horticulture?

aggy stole the maroon carrot from FSU

[Crapinon 2268]

38 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I told you people that the buyout wasn’t that big a deal. 
40 or 50M up front for all of the buyouts and then the 8M a year is a rounding error in a 250M budget or wherever we get to with the Death Star sec money. 

It's the same as buying that sweet '24 Acadia. 20% down and $499 a month for 8 years. Who in their right mind would turn that down?

[MontereyMX 869]

18 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Any way to put ‘Ed on that? 

[Constant 6755]

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Any ACC head coach is fair game since they can't afford to keep up the arms race. aggy would be wise to take a swing at Dabo. He's about as aggy as you can find in a head coach. 

They would have to build a hill at Kyle Field for his goofy ass to sprint down. 

[nnm 36621]

5 minutes ago, Droopy said:

@TreatyOak or @RamjetFDO, can one of y’all please add a “ ‘d ” after the “o” in Jimbo? 

I don’t have any skill at all, but here you go. 

[yoladu 4094]

51 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Imagine being Jimbo and waking up to this news. It's Christmas fucking morning at the Fisher household.

You mean I can get the whole $76 million now and do fuck all?

sweet baby Jesus!

[NAVY 6747]

I just want to record my laughter here.

Pointing and laughing at aggy all Sunday is going to be fucking awesome 

Gott damn this is fun!

[A-Tex Devil 2462]

I presume the buyout is coming from booster coffers and not public money.  Am I wrong?

[South Austin 52600]

53 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Imagine being Jimbo and waking up to this news. It's Christmas fucking morning at the Fisher household.

[Armybrat 40903]

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

Why would any coach want to go to CS to deal with that?  Those clowns think every coach wants that job. 
I want Jimbo to stay

Hey, I was an assistant track coach at Giddings High School (1967-69) and intramural sponsor at Webb Jr. High (1970-73). 
Plus emcee’d the student talent show two years running at the latter.

I’ll take the job at half the contract Jimbo had, as long as aggy will supply a swagcopter for my daily commute from Round Rock.

 

[cmontexas 3279]

Man just think of the high school football stadium some shitty suburb could have built with this money

[Horn80 6131]

1 minute ago, yoladu said:

You mean I can get the whole $76 million now and do fuck all?

sweet baby Jesus!

Cuck-a-doodle-doo!

[jdhorn92 1558]

Luicci on the radio in 5 min for those interested.  XM college sports station 

[ScottS 1075]

Lucci about ready to be interviewed on SiriusXm 84 if anyone is interested.  Should be interesting.

 

Edit:  jdhorn92 is also listening apparently.

Edited November 12, 2023 by ScottS
ou sucks

[Scheiss Meister 8411]

1 hour ago, Prime said:

 

That's bullshit.  Blinn has four juco national championship trophies in their trophy case.

New aggy football motto:  "aggy football - almost as accomplished as Blinn!"

ETA - Maybe that's why aggy is so determined to absorb Blinn, to claim their titles, too.

Edited November 12, 2023 by Scheiss Meister

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Need a photoshop

[TreatyOak 16420]

16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm with you man. I never listen to any coach's post game press conferences, not even Texas coaches. But Jimbo's just hit different. That boomhauer-esque summary of every drive in the game reliably followed up by 15 minutes of shoving his kids under the bus for failure to execute.....it never got stale. I thought I still had time, and now its dawning on me I'll never hear another one again as long as I live. And thats f'n sad, man.

I think I'm gonna go light some candles and soak in the tub with a bottle of whiskey, listening to this on repeat. I  know it will get better, and that the sun will  come up again, but now is not that time. Now is the time for grieving.  

 

Epic post. 

[UnhappilyMarried 821]

Oregon has been a stepping stone recently and maybe Lanning wants back into the SEC. DeBoer would be wise to cash in on the success of the best QB he’ll ever coach in college. 

[Droopy 2626]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

I don’t have any skill at all, but here you go. 

Thank you for your honesty, @nnm. 😂

[Armybrat 40903]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

"Doesn't matter, got 117 million dollars"

Put it and his smirking face photo on a T-Shirt…. 🤩