Tell Me About Texas a&m

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1 minute ago, runthebone said:

aggy has to view this as a successful hire

Lead story on ESPN.com!

Flagship!

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9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He is such a fucking idiot. 

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

No one here has ever partied as hard as Jimbo over the next 72 hours. My god just think of it 

good cocaine and  a lot of coeds 

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50 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Any ACC head coach is fair game since they can't afford to keep up the arms race. aggy would be wise to take a swing at Dabo. He's about as aggy as you can find in a head coach. 

And Dabo's no-NIL/no-portal approach to recruiting is the only one they can afford right now.

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I can hardly wait to hear Jimbo say "Can you believe anyone could be stupid enough to give you 76 million for the privilege of blowing you?"  It happened to ME!!!

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1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Think I saw where Traylor has a $7M buyout. 

No idea what Kiffin's is, but he's making close to $9M now, so they'd have to offer more than that.  Plus, the lower expectations and campus life smoking hot co-ed’s in Oxford makes that an easier gig.

FIFY

34 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Hey, I was an assistant track coach at Giddings High School (1967-69) and intramural sponsor at Webb Jr. High (1970-73). 
Plus emcee’d the student talent show two years running at the latter.

I’ll take the job at half the contract Jimbo had, as long as aggy will supply a swagcopter for my daily commute from Round Rock.

 

You’ve cheated death for centuries and now you want a ride in a Aggy helicopter?

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5 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Just for the record… Aggy made the move because we have been a much better program the last 2 years. They can’t afford to stay stale when we are in their conference again. This buys them another 3 years til they can “contend”. 

11-11 in the SEC >>> 17-6 in the BDF

ya stupid sip!

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I cannot imagine how happy I would be if my office came in and said.  “Just leave.  We don’t care where you go.  We don’t care what you do.  You can even work gor a direct competitor. Just leave now.  Here’s 8 years’ salary in one big check.  Go home.”  
 

My grandkids would tell that story with wonder in their eyes. 

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KK would be a perfect fit.   Pay him $100 million 

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27 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

My God, let them get Kingsbury.  

they got rid of jimbo now to go hire kingsbury. That’s the only reason not to give him one more year 

Edited November 12, 2023 by tx 3 putt

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Hahahaha holy shit

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Gimme me all dem croots 

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3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

 

 

John sharp isn’t the brightest bulb around 

[DaysOff 7,988]

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

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5 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

And Dabo's no-NIL/no-portal approach to recruiting is the only one they can afford right now.

Dabo is the perfect hire for so many reasons...

Has the bumpkin persona

Multiple natrys

Unable to adapt to the modern game and past his prime

Big time name

And ready to get petulant & petty with the pesky fans and media

Lock him up for a record 15 seasons Bjork & Sharp.

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Guess the Fisher ranch will be going up for sale soon. Can't imagine him hanging out there any longer.

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7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Farewell Jimbo, we barely knew thee

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3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I cannot imagine how happy I would be if my office came in and said.  “Just leave.  We don’t care where you go.  We don’t care what you do.  You can even work gor a direct competitor. Just leave now.  Here’s 8 years’ salary in one big check.  Go home.”  
 

My grandkids would tell that story with wonder in their eyes. 

just to be sure they never call me back, I’d go take a dump on my boss’s desk, go motor boat the biggest tits in the office and then walk nude 

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1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

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Sad to see this very-hilarious saga end so soon.

 

aggy will inevitably find away to do something even more bungling and inept, though. There’s that solace…

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

They've never come close to winning the SEC, but with a new coach [insert any name here], they are going to win it. Promise this time.

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$76M and he doesn't have to live in college station anymore

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2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

just to be sure they never call me back, I’d go take a dump on my boss’s desk, go motor boat the biggest tits in the office and then walk nude 

After the check cleared

[Lou Loomis 759]

6-4 was probably their ceiling at this point, though.

Self awareness just never becomes them…

Edited November 12, 2023 by Lou Loomis

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Does the $279M debt include the $76M dept for the buyout? Holy shit!

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ultimately, this is why he was fired. just terrible terrible terrible at bringing in QBs post Jameis.

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We can rule Out any non white coach, aggy going to aggy 

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

After the check cleared

ohh wait there’s a check involved here ?

[Horn 35]

A&M is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.  

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

We can rule Out any non white coach, aggy going to aggy 

ohh wait there’s a check involved here ?

Cashiers check. 

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5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

He came back after M.A.C. passed away. I bet he’ll check back in for this. 

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Just now, Horn said:

A&M is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.  

Nothing gets by you.

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4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guess the Fisher ranch will be going up for sale soon. Can't imagine him hanging out there any longer.

Dude, the Ags just gave Jimbo Fuck You Money. He can live where ever he wants a give the neighbors two fingers at the gate.

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7 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

Last logged on 10 hours ago. 

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I love this time of year... I'm overdosing on Texags content.... some gems in this one:

Can't Even Fire Correctly | TexAgs

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How big a context are they throwing at coach bro ?

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You gotta give Randy Duke his credit. He very often stated that Jimbo era at a&m will be hilarious for everyone but aggies.

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1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Saw when broke with Billy's tweet multiple ags saying they were waiting for a reputable source to confirm 🤣

As per ESPN/Thamel a few minutes ago, he is gone.

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[Nicole44 22,093]

All the influencers best take note. This is how you do it. 

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Today's reading on the interwebs;

 

[Pancho 45,190]

Lanning is most likely going to win the Pac12 and get a CFP invite. Why would he leave that for the mess that is aggy?

Sometimes it’s not all about money. (And he makes plenty of it at Oregon and will continue to do so)

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1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Remember when John Mackovic was head of on-campus parking?

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Jimbo won the lottery. He may be the smartest man in college football. All he had to do was outlast a mob of yokels while exerting as little effort as possible. That’s good bull.

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From the 100 year decision to the 100M decision.  Never change aggy. 

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5 minutes ago, NoName said:

ultimately, this is why he was fired. just terrible terrible terrible at bringing in QBs post Jameis.

There are a ton of low-character high-talent recruits on that list. When you're staking your job on the maturity of an 18-year-old bitch who's never been told he needs to work for shit, you're taking a pretty big risk.

Jameis Winston should sue Jimbo Fisher for most of that buyout money. He's the one that earned it.