Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

aggy has to view this as a successful hire

Lead story on ESPN.com!

Flagship!

[tx 3 putt 77443]

9 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

He is such a fucking idiot. 

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

No one here has ever partied as hard as Jimbo over the next 72 hours. My god just think of it 

good cocaine and  a lot of coeds 

[TexEx15 17569]

 

[LonghornBreeder 550]

50 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Any ACC head coach is fair game since they can't afford to keep up the arms race. aggy would be wise to take a swing at Dabo. He's about as aggy as you can find in a head coach. 

And Dabo's no-NIL/no-portal approach to recruiting is the only one they can afford right now.

[AnTiM 1670]

I can hardly wait to hear Jimbo say "Can you believe anyone could be stupid enough to give you 76 million for the privilege of blowing you?"  It happened to ME!!!

[4th and 5 4915]

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Think I saw where Traylor has a $7M buyout. 

No idea what Kiffin's is, but he's making close to $9M now, so they'd have to offer more than that.  Plus, the lower expectations and campus life smoking hot co-ed’s in Oxford makes that an easier gig.

FIFY

34 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Hey, I was an assistant track coach at Giddings High School (1967-69) and intramural sponsor at Webb Jr. High (1970-73). 
Plus emcee’d the student talent show two years running at the latter.

I’ll take the job at half the contract Jimbo had, as long as aggy will supply a swagcopter for my daily commute from Round Rock.

 

You’ve cheated death for centuries and now you want a ride in a Aggy helicopter?

[6th Street 6508]

 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 8007]

5 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

Just for the record… Aggy made the move because we have been a much better program the last 2 years. They can’t afford to stay stale when we are in their conference again. This buys them another 3 years til they can “contend”. 

11-11 in the SEC >>> 17-6 in the BDF

ya stupid sip!

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

I cannot imagine how happy I would be if my office came in and said.  “Just leave.  We don’t care where you go.  We don’t care what you do.  You can even work gor a direct competitor. Just leave now.  Here’s 8 years’ salary in one big check.  Go home.”  
 

My grandkids would tell that story with wonder in their eyes. 

[Nueces River Rat 5539]

KK would be a perfect fit.   Pay him $100 million 

[tx 3 putt 77443]

27 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

My God, let them get Kingsbury.  

they got rid of jimbo now to go hire kingsbury. That’s the only reason not to give him one more year 

Edited November 12, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Hahahaha holy shit

[RockyMountainHighHorn 896]

Gimme me all dem croots 

[Nicole44 22078]

 

[tx 3 putt 77443]

3 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

 

 

John sharp isn’t the brightest bulb around 

[DaysOff 7975]

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

[Pimphand 5906]

5 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

And Dabo's no-NIL/no-portal approach to recruiting is the only one they can afford right now.

Dabo is the perfect hire for so many reasons...

Has the bumpkin persona

Multiple natrys

Unable to adapt to the modern game and past his prime

Big time name

And ready to get petulant & petty with the pesky fans and media

Lock him up for a record 15 seasons Bjork & Sharp.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10357]

Guess the Fisher ranch will be going up for sale soon. Can't imagine him hanging out there any longer.

[IBuryPaul 273]

7 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Farewell Jimbo, we barely knew thee

[tx 3 putt 77443]

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I cannot imagine how happy I would be if my office came in and said.  “Just leave.  We don’t care where you go.  We don’t care what you do.  You can even work gor a direct competitor. Just leave now.  Here’s 8 years’ salary in one big check.  Go home.”  
 

My grandkids would tell that story with wonder in their eyes. 

just to be sure they never call me back, I’d go take a dump on my boss’s desk, go motor boat the biggest tits in the office and then walk nude 

[nnm 36654]

[crash_davis 23115]

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

[Lou Loomis 758]

Sad to see this very-hilarious saga end so soon.

 

aggy will inevitably find away to do something even more bungling and inept, though. There’s that solace…

[crash_davis 23115]

1 minute ago, nnm said:

They've never come close to winning the SEC, but with a new coach [insert any name here], they are going to win it. Promise this time.

[chainsaw 9873]

$76M and he doesn't have to live in college station anymore

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

just to be sure they never call me back, I’d go take a dump on my boss’s desk, go motor boat the biggest tits in the office and then walk nude 

After the check cleared

[Lou Loomis 758]

6-4 was probably their ceiling at this point, though.

Self awareness just never becomes them…

Edited November 12, 2023 by Lou Loomis

[LonghornBreeder 550]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Does the $279M debt include the $76M dept for the buyout? Holy shit!

[NoName 16407]

ultimately, this is why he was fired. just terrible terrible terrible at bringing in QBs post Jameis.

[tx 3 putt 77443]

We can rule Out any non white coach, aggy going to aggy 

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

After the check cleared

ohh wait there’s a check involved here ?

[Horn 35]

A&M is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.  

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

We can rule Out any non white coach, aggy going to aggy 

ohh wait there’s a check involved here ?

Cashiers check. 

[Da Fino 2784]

5 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

He came back after M.A.C. passed away. I bet he’ll check back in for this. 

[Horn80 6131]

Just now, Horn said:

A&M is an embarrassment to the state of Texas.  

Nothing gets by you.

[LonghornBreeder 550]

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guess the Fisher ranch will be going up for sale soon. Can't imagine him hanging out there any longer.

Dude, the Ags just gave Jimbo Fuck You Money. He can live where ever he wants a give the neighbors two fingers at the gate.

[nnm 36654]

7 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Almost wish Randolph was still here. Almost.

Last logged on 10 hours ago. 

[ChickenNuggets 1633]

I love this time of year... I'm overdosing on Texags content.... some gems in this one:

Can't Even Fire Correctly | TexAgs

[tx 3 putt 77443]

How big a context are they throwing at coach bro ?

[ScottS 1075]

 

[Orange&White 5539]

You gotta give Randy Duke his credit. He very often stated that Jimbo era at a&m will be hilarious for everyone but aggies.

[4th&Five 41590]

 

[SHOOTER12 8829]

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Saw when broke with Billy's tweet multiple ags saying they were waiting for a reputable source to confirm 🤣

As per ESPN/Thamel a few minutes ago, he is gone.

[The Dog 44145]

 

[Nicole44 22078]

All the influencers best take note. This is how you do it. 

[RomaVicta 30024]

Today's reading on the interwebs;

 

[Pancho 45009]

Lanning is most likely going to win the Pac12 and get a CFP invite. Why would he leave that for the mess that is aggy?

Sometimes it’s not all about money. (And he makes plenty of it at Oregon and will continue to do so)

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Remember when John Mackovic was head of on-campus parking?

[CooterBrown 18031]

Jimbo won the lottery. He may be the smartest man in college football. All he had to do was outlast a mob of yokels while exerting as little effort as possible. That’s good bull.

[ChiTownDoc 21162]

From the 100 year decision to the 100M decision.  Never change aggy. 

[LonghornBreeder 550]

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

ultimately, this is why he was fired. just terrible terrible terrible at bringing in QBs post Jameis.

There are a ton of low-character high-talent recruits on that list. When you're staking your job on the maturity of an 18-year-old bitch who's never been told he needs to work for shit, you're taking a pretty big risk.

Jameis Winston should sue Jimbo Fisher for most of that buyout money. He's the one that earned it.