Tell Me About Texas a&m

[nnm 36,628]

[Horn80 6,131]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lanning is most likely going to win the Pac12 and get a CFP invite. Why would he leave that for the mess that is aggy?

Sometimes it’s not all about money. (And he makes plenty of it at Oregon and will continue to do so)

Going from Oregon to aggy be like a 20 year old moving into a nursing home.

[DFW Horn 6,204]

Just now, nnm said:

If aggy is trying to find someone who "gets" A&M or "fits in", this will be another fuck-up of epic proportions.

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, nnm said:

That last guy may be a really smart aggy. 

[tx 3 putt 77,417]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

All the influencers best take note. This is how you do it. 

$75 mil + his $20 mil for this season 

 

[C-Man 27,262]

2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Jimbo won the lottery. He may be the smartest man in college football. All he had to do was outlast a mob of yokels while exerting as little effort as possible. That’s good bull.

Getting paid $77m to leave aggy land. What a country!

[mdmost 43,047]

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lanning is most likely going to win the Pac12 and get a CFP invite. Why would he leave that for the mess that is aggy?

Sometimes it’s not all about money. (And he makes plenty of it at Oregon and will continue to do so)

And going into the Big 10 next year, which has demonstrated he can beat those teams. He and DeBour are going to get some nice raises out of this. I think it's Elko. 

[DFW Horn 6,204]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

That last guy may be a really smart aggy. 

Obviously a 2%er

[linux 1,662]

Woke up to this thread before I heard the news 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3419047

I was thinking damn their rollercoaster reached new heights after Miss St. I mean it technically did, this is their permanent realistic peak, the HC search high.

 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

And going into the Big 10 next year, which has demonstrated he can beat those teams. He and DeBour are going to get some nice raises out of this. I think it's Elko. 

Plus Phil Knight 

[NAVY 6,747]

8 minutes ago, ScottS said:

 

That’s a lot of dongs 

[NoName 16,404]

7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[Armybrat 40,907]

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

I just want to record my laughter here.

Pointing and laughing at aggy all Sunday is going to be fucking awesome 

Gott damn this is fun!

I’m wearing out my index finger from pushing all the like buttons.

[tx 3 putt 77,417]

Until they hire the next coach, this will be peak aggy delusion and tears

enjoy it boys 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Any chance they’re giving Petrino a 2-game tryout?

[pacman 7,371]

Named the recruiter interim, to keep the team together i assume

[PNWhornsfan 391]

The final chapter of Jimbo's documentary has now been written.  Expect "Candi Crushed: The Downfall of Jimbo Fisher" to be hitting theaters in the spring. 

[Horn80 6,131]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Until they hire the next coach, this will be peak aggy delusion and tears

enjoy it boys 

Time for McRibs.

[crash_davis 23,115]

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

When he refuses to do shit, what are they gonna do, fire him and not pay him?

[Armybrat 40,907]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Until they hire the next coach, this will be peak aggy delusion and tears

enjoy it boys 

Anyone do a wellness check on GOLL yet?

[The Dog 44,139]

 

[RomaVicta 30,016]

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

That last guy may be a the really smart aggy. 

Article changed for accuracy.

[Dewey 3,292]

9 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Remember when John Mackovic was head of on-campus parking?

Um, more like head sommelier at the mess hall. 

Good for Jimbo, fuck gomer. 

[crash_davis 23,115]

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

They fire Jimbo to hire Elko? Elko must be the only idiot HC willing to be hired for cheap by aggy.

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

saban outlasted jimbo.

aggy promised the opposite.

i haz cry.

 

[4th&Five 41,589]

 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

[CooterBrown 18,028]

The State of Texas needs to run an audit on aggy finances to assure no state or federal money is being used to fund their latest misadventure.

[Beau Vine 54,428]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Urban Meyer step on down...have to outbid Michigan State, but aggy can do that

[Pimphand 5,877]

Going to have to step away and recover. I spent too much time on texags about to OD.

Searching for epi pen

[Rimbo 26,095]

Darn.

I was hoping they wouldn't pull the money together, and be stuck with him another year.

[Beau Vine 54,428]

2 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

I need Liucci to explain how this is the ultimate power move that signals that the sleeping giant is awakening.

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On 11/10/2023 at 7:13 AM, Orange&White said:

And just like that, Jimbo’s buyout was found…..

https://www.statesman.com/story/news/state/2023/11/09/new-texas-emergency-operations-facility-set-to-be-built-in-austin/71515760007/

post holds up well

aggy in charge of emergency operations

what could go wrong?

[speed817 19,463]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Going to have to step away and recover. I spent too much time on texags about to OD.

Searching for epi pen

Head to get some air and clear your head.  Grab more tissues and lotion too since you're probably out by now.....

[ChickenNuggets 1,633]

29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Pretty shocking, but also misleading... comparing annual expense to his buyout isn't quite the same. Plus, I think Aggy only owes Fisher 25% of his remaining buy-out within the first 60 days of firing with the rest to be paid out over the course of his contract. Which is pretty fucking good mailbox money... 

[IBuryPaul 273]

3 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

Not a requirement.

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

10 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

No, man.  You pay the extra millions so they can offer up Kingsbury.  

[ChickenNuggets 1,633]

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

no... no he cannot. They'll give him a 60 second segment and he'll run through his words in 15 leaving 45 seconds of cringy silence while he stares at the camera with those dead eyes.

[horny_gunman 137]

14 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

The final chapter of Jimbo's documentary has now been written.  Expect "Candi Crushed: The Downfall of Jimbo Fisher" to be hitting theaters in the spring. 

Eh, it’ll be streaming on PornHub the same day 

[nnm 36,628]

7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

[LonghornBreeder 550]

6 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

I think the guy that inspired or voiced Boomhauer died recently. Maybe Jimbo can work for Mike Judge

[IBuryPaul 273]

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

No, man.  You pay the extra millions so they can offer up Kingsbury.  

Well, Klieman is a sitting national championship coach. Actually that hire would scare me.

[chainsaw 9,873]

1 minute ago, LonghornBreeder said:

I think the guy that inspired or voiced Boomhauer died recently. Maybe Jimbo can work for Mike Judge

No unfortunately that was Dale aka Rusty Shackleford

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[Hagbard Celine 10,923]

On 11/11/2023 at 1:43 AM, Willfully Horn said:

If aggy uses university funds to buy out a 50plus million dollar contract, the whole place needs to be shuttered, then nuked from orbit.

flagging this post for additional inspection

[chainsaw 9,873]

1 minute ago, NoName said:

 

[Valmy77 13,273]

After how FSU collapsed after their national title under his watch, I am amazed they thought this would go much better.

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

2 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Well, Klieman is a sitting national championship coach. Actually that hire would scare me.

Klieman in fuckdogs station is like beans in chili.  It’s something.  You’ll notice it.  Scary?  I’ll defer to that SMU guy.  

[tx 3 putt 77,417]

The Jimbo Fisher Era at Texas A&M is over

- 0 National Titles
- 0 Conference Titles
- 0 Division Titles
- 0 10-win Seasons
- 0 wins vs ranked opponents on the road
- 0 ranked finishes in last 4 full seasons
- Worse record than Kevin Sumlin
- $117,450,000 guaranteed

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

14 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Can he speak intelligibly?