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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lanning is most likely going to win the Pac12 and get a CFP invite. Why would he leave that for the mess that is aggy?

Sometimes it’s not all about money. (And he makes plenty of it at Oregon and will continue to do so)

Going from Oregon to aggy be like a 20 year old moving into a nursing home.

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2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Jimbo won the lottery. He may be the smartest man in college football. All he had to do was outlast a mob of yokels while exerting as little effort as possible. That’s good bull.

Getting paid $77m to leave aggy land. What a country!

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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Lanning is most likely going to win the Pac12 and get a CFP invite. Why would he leave that for the mess that is aggy?

Sometimes it’s not all about money. (And he makes plenty of it at Oregon and will continue to do so)

And going into the Big 10 next year, which has demonstrated he can beat those teams. He and DeBour are going to get some nice raises out of this. I think it's Elko. 

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9 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Remember when John Mackovic was head of on-campus parking?

Um, more like head sommelier at the mess hall. 

Good for Jimbo, fuck gomer. 

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Just now, Pimphand said:

Going to have to step away and recover. I spent too much time on texags about to OD.

Searching for epi pen

Head to get some air and clear your head.  Grab more tissues and lotion too since you're probably out by now.....

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29 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Pretty shocking, but also misleading... comparing annual expense to his buyout isn't quite the same. Plus, I think Aggy only owes Fisher 25% of his remaining buy-out within the first 60 days of firing with the rest to be paid out over the course of his contract. Which is pretty fucking good mailbox money... 

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5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

no... no he cannot. They'll give him a 60 second segment and he'll run through his words in 15 leaving 45 seconds of cringy silence while he stares at the camera with those dead eyes.

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14 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

The final chapter of Jimbo's documentary has now been written.  Expect "Candi Crushed: The Downfall of Jimbo Fisher" to be hitting theaters in the spring. 

Eh, it’ll be streaming on PornHub the same day 

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7 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

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6 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Really curious if Jimbo’s ego will allow him to ride off into the sunset or if he does the Mack Brown “2 years at ESPN then step down coaching gig” thing.  
 

Can he speak intelligibly?

I think the guy that inspired or voiced Boomhauer died recently. Maybe Jimbo can work for Mike Judge

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

No, man.  You pay the extra millions so they can offer up Kingsbury.  

Well, Klieman is a sitting national championship coach. Actually that hire would scare me.

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1 minute ago, LonghornBreeder said:

I think the guy that inspired or voiced Boomhauer died recently. Maybe Jimbo can work for Mike Judge

No unfortunately that was Dale aka Rusty Shackleford

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On 11/11/2023 at 1:43 AM, Willfully Horn said:

If aggy uses university funds to buy out a 50plus million dollar contract, the whole place needs to be shuttered, then nuked from orbit.

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2 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

Well, Klieman is a sitting national championship coach. Actually that hire would scare me.

Klieman in fuckdogs station is like beans in chili.  It’s something.  You’ll notice it.  Scary?  I’ll defer to that SMU guy.  

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The Jimbo Fisher Era at Texas A&M is over

- 0 National Titles
- 0 Conference Titles
- 0 Division Titles
- 0 10-win Seasons
- 0 wins vs ranked opponents on the road
- 0 ranked finishes in last 4 full seasons
- Worse record than Kevin Sumlin
- $117,450,000 guaranteed

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