Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Rimbo 25,996]

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What the flying fuck does "cow down" mean?

I think he meant "cower," but ... I'm really not sure.

Also, "Suck it DeLoss," as if DeLoss had been involved any time over the past 9 years.

[Longhornstampede 3,184]

5 hours ago, ScottS said:

 

Bob Stoops has entered the chat... 

[Jiggy-Z 3,433]

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I think he meant "cower," but ... I'm really not sure.

Also, "Suck it DeLoss," as if DeLoss had been involved any time over the past 9 years.

In aggy world, he is there in the shadows still pulling the strings.

[Pimphand 5,797]

4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I think he meant "cower," but ... I'm really not sure.

Also, "Suck it DeLoss," as if DeLoss had been involved any time over the past 9 years.

Cowed is like what the gomer meant....

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/cowed

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,491]

Well now Aggy can finally put together that dream team of coaches itching to go to A&M, with co-head corches Urban Maya and Nick Saban, and Kirby Smart as their top assistant, like they deserve.

[The Dog 44,067]

[DaysOff 7,959]

Delusional is thy name.

[Neonmoon 38,129]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Someone please change the names to the past 20 coaches that never did shit 

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Another

 

[fattyflattie 4,639]

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

Surly would have to bid on that. Could you imagine the lulz that would bring displayed at the aggy tailgate every year?

I’m thinking any good trophy store could have it done.    Also thinking it would go good at our lease, where it’s 5 aggys and 1 horn 

[JOSEYWALES66 1,805]

Oh please let Dykes go there.  

[Poe It Up 126]

They really couldn’t find a different picture of Deion? Lmao 

[statsman 5,473]

51 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Interest rates are really high so aggy will get royally fucked if they have to take out a loan to cover.

20 years ago, the Ag AD took a huge interest free loan from the university, to be repaid at the AD’s discretion 

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What the flying fuck does "cow down" mean?

Kind of like "sheep boner"?

[crash_davis 23,114]

This just came over the news wire.

Rick Barnes: "While I a honored to be considered, I decided to decline the offer and remain the Head Coach at the University of Tennessee."

[Born to Run 6,569]

I think he meant "cower," but ... I'm really not sure.
Also, "Suck it DeLoss," as if DeLoss had been involved any time over the past 9 years.

They still mad about the LHN that Deloss originally tried to include them in on.

[Deej 76,855]

18 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I think he meant "cower," but ... I'm really not sure.

Also, "Suck it DeLoss," as if DeLoss had been involved any time over the past 9 years.

More involved in UT athletics than Jimbo was with aggy football. 

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

At $100,000,000,000

Guaran-damned-teed,

aggy playin' 10x tiddly-winks.

[ChickenNuggets 1,630]

39 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Those dipshits start a thread for no reason.

every random thought they have gets a brand-new thread. it's absolutely bonkers.

[msucolt45 4,063]

If I’m Jimbo, I’m collecting checks in Cabo or Hawaii through the end of the year/holidays. Let the media “suck it” trying to get a comment.

Hook’em!!!

[Dbeasy 15,073]

20 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

gotta figure out how to be so bad at my job that they pay me $72M to go away

The A&M Jimbo story should be an inspiration to all Americans who never ascended to the high 9 figure club of wealth. It’s a case study that shows life is not fair, even the dumbest can stumble into outrageous wealth, and there is little correlation between talent/effort and money earned in America. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. Go live your life happy knowing this. 

[HeyMcFly 144]

They’re going to hire art briles. Book it lol they want to win and win bad and don’t care what it takes at this point. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,630]

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

The A&M Jimbo story should be an inspiration to all Americans who never ascended to the high 9 figure club of wealth. It’s a case study that shows life is not fair, even the dumbest can stumble into outrageous wealth, and there is little correlation between talent/effort and money earned in America. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. Go live your life happy knowing this. 

Jesus... i'm all for original takes, but comeon man... lol. 

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

1 minute ago, HeyMcFly said:

They’re going to hire art briles. Book it lol they want to win and win bad and don’t care what it takes at this point. 

I'd give up a nut to see that!

[LTtxfan 49,308]

11 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

They really couldn’t find a different picture of Deion? Lmao 

 

Looch bringin' in next aggy head coach

 

Edited November 12, 2023 by LTtxfan

[Vermin 3,054]

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In the short term, Texas A&M must write Fisher two checks in the span of four months. The first, due within 60 days of contract termination, would be for $19.3 million. The second, due within 120 days of termination, would be the first of eight annual payments for the rest of the contract: $7.2 million.

In total, the Aggies owe Fisher $26.6 million by March 11, 2024. It’s certainly not chump change, but it’s much more manageable than if the entirety of the contract were due up front. The rest will be paid out in annual installments of $7.2 million from 2025 through 2031, meaning the Aggies would basically pay two head coaches for the next eight years.

From Sam Khan at the Athletic

[Nivek 16,946]

Another
 

Please hire Sonny Dykes. Please please please. Or Dana Holgerson….

[Blotto 23,560]

6 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m thinking any good trophy store could have it done.    Also thinking it would go good at our lease, where it’s 5 aggys and 1 horn 

My first thought was "why in the living fuck would any longhorn fan be in a lease with a bunch of aggy?". Then I noticed who posted that comment and it made complete sense.  

 

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[irishtexan 11,522]

I guess they can always come up with the money, but having to pay Fisher for the next eight years means they better get it right with the next guy. Because if they fire the next guy after 4 years, and will likely have to buy the next guy out, they’ll be paying three head coaches at once for a year or four.

[Rickylovesweed 14,515]

If Buzz doesn't win a NCAA tournament game this year they might be on the hook for a new basketball coach too. 

[Sleep off ugly 279]

“The players heard around 11 but they already knew…which is unfortunate but there was nothing we could do..”

are you fucking kidding me?

[NashLonghorn 272]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

You're right, I missed that extension. And Oregon will probably offer him another raise given how they've done this year. So yeah ATM would have to offer that and pay his $20mm buyout.

Well they are used to paying for buyouts 

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[Jimbob 423]

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

They’ll probably do some sovereign immunity stiff. That’s why Billy had to make sure and state that this would be “the university” making the decision. 

Don’t sleep on this. 
a week ago they had a good part of the buyout committed but we’re looking for the rest.  
 

don’t negotiate Jimbo, burn that mother fucker to the ground if they try. Good luck little cuck

[HeyMcFly 144]

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I'd give up a nut to see that!

This thread would be 5000 more pages with all the nuttery that would go down there and they would some how use their aggy logic to justify it. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,630]

14 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Please hire Sonny Dykes. Please please please. Or Dana Holgerson….

Dude, if they hire James Franklin he may take Manny _iaz with him as DC though!

[Deej 76,855]

28 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Another

 

It will be Petrino. 

[gofuckyourself 8,344]

12 minutes ago, Vermin said:

The rest will be paid out in annual installments of $7.2 million from 2025 through 2031, meaning the Aggies would basically pay two head coaches for the next eight years.

From Sam Khan at the Athletic

If they really commit, and move quickly, they can really align things and pay 12 head coaches simultaneously.

[NashLonghorn 272]

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Franklin fired his OC this morning.

He should’ve fired himself 

[Longhornstampede 3,184]

Any idea what the final payout might be including the rest of that coaching staff? 

[Sir Ulrich 5,187]

Paying 75 million dollars on a buyout just to hire Mike Stoops is insane. 

[SHOOTER12 8,811]

Just now, Longhornstampede said:

Any idea what the final payout might be including the rest of that coaching staff? 

Bout tree-fiddy 

[ChickenNuggets 1,630]

15 minutes ago, Vermin said:

 

thanks for posting... they are basically raiding their NIL to pay Jimbo... lololololol

[Vermin 3,054]

aggy AD says the 12th Man Foundation will pay the one time costs, but they have no funds and no plan for the ongoing payments. They say the new TV deal will hopefully fund it and "it's fluid."

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38880958/what-buy-jimbo-fisher-768-million-buyout-texas-am

[Acropora 856]

8 hours ago, utexas8 said:

 

List of coaches who will be getting raises, other than kk.

7 hours ago, mdmost said:

Any ACC head coach is fair game since they can't afford to keep up the arms race. aggy would be wise to take a swing at Dabo. He's about as aggy as you can find in a head coach. 

Dabo is the guy I see them going for.  Sitting NC coach, fake religious, coming off a surprising bad year.  

7 hours ago, NAVY said:

Aggy will go after briles 

Only place tone deaf enough to do it.  

I see their real list being Briles, KK and Dabo.  They have to have a candidate in mind and each of these would appeal to different fragile parts of the Aggy ego. 

I'll miss Jimbo with his hillbilly room temperature IQ and his ability to grift.  He's a true American and Aggy hero.  

 

 

[Vermin 3,054]

aggy AD throws aggy under the bus, "It's was an institutional decision but I take full responsibility" for Jimbo raise and extension.

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[GreenspointTexas 9,662]

Just now, closetohumping said:

Wow.