Tell Me About Texas a&m

[dcbc 14,487]

They're probably going to do something asinine like hire Art Briles.  That would fit our current reality just perfectly.

[theaveragejon 988]

3 hours ago, Vermin said:

 

What a fucking honk. Any potential coach that watches this and listens to him would be running in the opposite direction. 

Edited November 13, 2023 by theaveragejon

[Daichee Bell 2,925]

Meeting of the Aggie brain trust.

[statsman 5,472]

39 minutes ago, Vermin said:

https://x.com/On3Video/status/1723875828680003811?s=20

Looch preparing the fan base for Chip Kelly, Mike Gundy, Elko, Traylor, or a coordinator. Chip Kelly is probably going to get fired.

It cracks me up that Liucci, the spokesman for their athletics, looks like a guy pushing a stolen shopping cart full of crap picked from the trash, to his panhandling spot at a busy intersection

[Jkwellborn 6,709]

Aggy delivering the bad news to Jimbo:

That doesn’t look like a Brinks truck to me.

[Wishbone 4,762]

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:

That doesn’t look like a Brinks truck to me.

Me either. More directed at his “legacy” as a football wizard.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,453]

9 minutes ago, statsman said:

It cracks me up that Liucci, the spokesman for their athletics, looks like a guy pushing a stolen shopping cart full of crap picked from the trash, to his panhandling spot at a busy intersection

Loochi is a fascinating train wreck of fashion. As you note, his clothing style is straight out of bum fights, but his chin puff goatee facial hair suggests a fedora that never appears, instead opting for a truck stop lot lizard ball cap. I can only imagine he smells like BO and a lot of Nautica.

[hookem48 4,700]

[TexArcher 37,978]

52 minutes ago, F250 said:

So aggy is going blow well over a $100 million for one of the coaches listed above?

How does this make any sense?

See, they bought a river boat, and they're gonna put a casino in it to launder money for the cartels....

[DukDukGru 48]

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

Is lanning a good coach? Haven’t seen their games. Seems that a lot of them are good there but not their next stop.

I am surprised by the hype.  Oregon is Lanning's first head coaching gig.  He hired a bunch of recruiters (as did Cristobal before him). There have probably only been a handful of games in his tenure where he hasn't had a player talent advantage.  1st game against Georgia they (UGA) definitely had more talent.  UW last year could have been more talented...or at least pretty even.  Last year he obviously lost the 1st game against Georgia.  He also lost to UW (seemed like their staff out coached the Duck staff) and Oregon State [I can't remember all of the details...(Bo Nix played injured?)]. He also lost to UW again this year with 3 or 4 aggressive (his spin on it) 4th down calls.

 

He is doing a much better job than Cristobal.  He has made some aggressive moves (4th downs) that he stands by, but has been really good at managing the clock. He is young and pretty good but still gaining experience.

 

AD was being interviewed on local radio about the extension.  The AD tried to downplay the way Kelly, Taggart and Cristobal left being a direct cause of the extension with a bigger buyout but it seems pretty plausible.  The AD was selling Lanning as impressive with his vision for NIL, Transfer Portal etc. and the way that college football is going. Lanning has coaching potential and an upside, but with the talent advantages he has had, it is still too early to really know conclusively.

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,453]

2 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

10 clowns

[TexArcher 37,978]

3 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

You can tell that's not real because there's a black guy in it.

[cmontexas 3,272]

Houston sports radio is going to be on fire tomorrow:

Texans win Stroud may be the NFL MVP at this point

Astros hire a manager

Rockets take 6th in a row

Got Jimbo

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,453]

2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Rockets take 6th in a row

And Harden still doesn't have a win with the clips lol

[Francisco 2.0 32,395]

Has this been posted?  If it has, it deserves to be again:

 

 

 

 

[cactusflinthead 27,601]

Half a dozen pages ago maybe

Does deserve a refresher 

[Nivek 16,945]

Rich Rodriguez and Bill Callahan and rested and ready.

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

8 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Yes, the State gave UTIMCO control over aggy’s portion of the PUF/AUF because they regularly fucked up so much with the State’s money.

will repeat as often as necessary.....  the PUF is 1000% the property of The University; the AUF is the annual disbursement of surplus earnings; 2/3rds of the AUF goes to the Texas system, 1/3rd goes to the aggy mothership & prairie view, and 100% of all AUF payments are for "excellence" programs, university "administration" and payments against PUF-compliant bonds

the Branch College that started calling itself a University in 1948 only "owns" the PUF through it's 100% subsidiary branch status which was never amended in the Texas State Constitution, despite the declarations of UTIMCO itself that attest to aggy "owning" 1/3rd of the PUF

aggy owns 0% of the PUF

aggy gets 1/3rd of the AUF

aggy is not supposed to spend the AUF on paying off the tacklebox, NIL, or jimbo buyouts

 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,453]

The entire Jimbo Saga is basically that Genesis song, Jesus he Knows Me
 

 

[ChickenNuggets 1,629]

Bjork is so stupid... I rewatched his presser... He actually thinks the current coaching staff is going to give a damn about finishing this season strong rather than looking for new jobs themselves... Any new coach is going to bring in their own staff... 

Also, as mentioned above, their 12th man foundation is going to pay the immediate buy-out expenses. But the annual buy-out expenses are going to come from their athletic program - funding sources to be determined as their current revenue streams are already tied up funding other expenses.... 

Edited November 13, 2023 by ChickenNuggets

[Bozo_Casanova 26,488]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3418985

He didn't lose his job, he just ran out of time.

Meanwhile

 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

7 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

will repeat as often as necessary.....  the PUF is 1000% the property of The University; the AUF is the annual disbursement of surplus earnings; 2/3rds of the AUF goes to the Texas system, 1/3rd goes to the aggy mothership & prairie view, and 100% of all AUF payments are for "excellence" programs, university "administration" and payments against PUF-compliant bonds

the Branch College that started calling itself a University in 1948 only "owns" the PUF through it's 100% subsidiary branch status which was never amended in the Texas State Constitution, despite the declarations of UTIMCO itself that attest to aggy "owning" 1/3rd of the PUF

aggy owns 0% of the PUF

aggy gets 1/3rd of the AUF

aggy is not supposed to spend the AUF on paying off the tacklebox, NIL, or jimbo buyouts

 

So again, if they can’t use money from here, does the buyout have to be coming from donors?

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,453]

4 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Bjork is so stupid... I rewatched his presser... He actually thinks the current coaching staff is going to give a damn about finishing this season strong rather than looking for new jobs themselves... Any new coach is going to bring in their own staff... 

Also, as mentioned above, their 12th man foundation is going to pay the immediate buy-out expenses. But the annual buy-out expenses are going to come from their athletic program - funding sources to be determined as their current revenue streams are already tied up funding other expenses.... 

It's a good thing they didn't take out a huge loan for their stadium renovations that are taking years to pay off and that we're not in an era where fan foundations should be directing their spending to NIL to remain competitive then, surely aggy will weather this just fine.

[4th and 5 4,914]

10 hours ago, ScottS said:

 

 

10 hours ago, NAVY said:

That’s a lot of dongs 

 

I could pitch in a few million dongs to help aggy out

Edited November 13, 2023 by 4th and 5

[Laxtonto 12,090]

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He didn't lose his job, he just ran out of time.

Meanwhile

 

Freeze at A&M would be a serious problem… He may not be the most functional on NIL, but neither is A&M. That son of a bitch can seriously cheat though and actually knows how to coach. So it would be a race between making the CFP title game and the NCAA (and IRS), but he would be a serious pain in the ass until he self immolated…

[Murfdogg21 4,413]

Did the aggy president refer to this as a “7 and a half year decision”?

[mdleast 8,295]

SIAP (recently) but this argument by her is never not amazingly ridiculous and oh so aggy

[TrashMaster G 17,563]

Why would someone leave Oregon for Collie Station?

[WinningIsHard 4,044]

9 minutes ago, mdleast said:

SIAP (recently) but this argument by her is never not amazingly ridiculous and oh so aggy
 

The ending is fucking hilarious though, she walked her self into a big brother constantly shitting on little brother scenario and those guys jumped all over it then she paused lolololololololololol. 
 

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,453]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why would someone leave Oregon for Collie Station?

witness protection program, sheep fetish, kidnapping, racism, etc.

[TexArcher 37,978]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why would someone leave Oregon for Collie Station?

Because not everyone wants gorgeous female cheerleaders?

[Slacks 6,821]

12 hours ago, Chihorn said:

Art Briles

 

[ChickenNuggets 1,629]

4 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

The ending is fucking hilarious though, she walked her self into a big brother constantly shitting on little brother scenario and those guys jumped all over it then she paused lolololololololololol. 
 

So at what point did Aggy start talking about how much money they have? It seems nouveau riche... Is it when they started printing diplomas a few years ago and letting anyone in under the sun? Why do they think their alumni are wealthier than Texas'? Need help understanding that one.

[mdleast 8,295]

The ending is fucking hilarious though, she walked her self into a big brother constantly shitting on little brother scenario and those guys jumped all over it then she paused lolololololololololol. 
 

Yes I love the verbal corner she put herself in and they all pounced:

“Oklahoma and Oklahoma State”

“yes! YES!”

[Scholz 11,944]

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

So at what point did Aggy start talking about how much money they have?

When the state of Texas started getting hit with hurricanes on the regular and Herr Chancellor Sharp was put in charge of federal relief funds to funnel.

[Slacks 6,821]

59 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Houston sports radio is going to be on fire tomorrow:

Texans win Stroud may be the NFL MVP at this point

Astros hire a manager

Rockets take 6th in a row

Got Jimbo

Got dam... What day is Jimbo mornay on with John and Lance? 

I know some of you have access to them. Fire up the bomc. 

[Parliament 14,260]

Quote

 

I've watched this twice and I'm trying to put to words what it is that makes Bjork so off-putting.  Is he some kinda AI bot?  Tries to sound all badass after firing a coach.  Decorum states one should be rather solemn after that.  Be clear that a change needed to be made, thank Fisher for his service, say some nice things about him then move on to next week.  He spent a lot of time talking about the buyout and slobbering over fans.  Weird,  Like he's that snotty shitstain at work who thinks he's CEO material and can get there by repeating buzzwords and sounding assertive.

[wood 11,227]

8 hours ago, Deej said:

aggy is the guy with two $80,000 trucks and a $100,000 boat in his driveway who manages a Circle K. 

... with a combined square footage bigger than his house.

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

2 hours ago, Vermin said:

https://x.com/On3Video/status/1723875828680003811?s=20

 

Looch- " and that's not an exaggeration " 

Narrator- It's an exaggeration 

[Zhorn96 1,773]

7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

His agent Timmy Sexplant

Jesus, imagine if Timmy Sexplant and Joey Freshwater hit the Dixie Chicken on $2 pint night... much pussy would be slain

[Vermin 3,049]

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I've watched this twice and I'm trying to put to words what it is that makes Bjork so off-putting.  Is he some kinda AI bot?  Tries to sound all badass after firing a coach.  Decorum states one should be rather solemn after that.  Be clear that a change needed to be made, thank Fisher for his service, say some nice things about him then move on to next week.  He spent a lot of time talking about the buyout and slobbering over fans.  Weird,  Like he's that snotty shitstain at work who thinks he's CEO material and can get there by repeating buzzwords and sounding assertive.

Spending $77 million you don't have with no plan? Sounds pretty sweet.

[Parliament 14,260]

3 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Spending $77 million you don't have with no plan? Sounds pretty sweet.

He threw shade at the university too.  "I've been at A&M for 4.5 years and I'm on my 4th President."

[Rimbo 25,976]

32 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why would someone leave Oregon for Collie Station?

 

29 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

witness protection program, sheep fetish, kidnapping, racism, etc.

Did y'all miss the part where you can make $100M without doing any actual work?

Hell, I'd move to college station, praise the milkmen and call dead dogs "ladies" for half that.

[C-Man 27,230]

Stroud may be the NFL MVP at this point

[chainsaw 9,870]

15 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Looch- " and that's not an exaggeration " 

Narrator- It's an exaggeration 

"Bellichick would give this job serious consideration." - Looch

13 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Spending $77 million you don't have with no plan? Sounds pretty sweet.

Bro this movie is fucking insane in retrospect

[jimmyjazz 45,976]

42 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why would someone leave Oregon for Collie Station?

They wouldn't.  Oregon is close to a playoff berth and they're joining the Big 10 B1G whatever it is this year.  No man in his right mind is leaving a Phil Knight-funded school in Eugene for the freakshow of College Station.

[crash_davis 23,113]

My guess it is Gundy. His team heard the news and that's why they shit the bed against a shitty UCF team. That is the only explanation for their performance.

[Alien Octopus 542]

57 minutes ago, mdleast said:

SIAP (recently) but this argument by her is never not amazingly ridiculous and oh so aggy
 

Even the fucktards at Barstool know. Aggie gonna aggy

[Teryor 4,476]

Scuttlebutt from Steven Godfrey/Richard Johnson:

• Lanning is waiting on Bama and Oregon is gonna fight not to get poached again
• Duke is capable of matching what they think A&M would pay for him (~8 a year) but a matter of Duke wanting to go there for him
• Traylor pros is that he'd be relatively cheap and obviously he'd be a recruiting witch
• Ole Miss isn't gonna fight to keep Lane if he does his bullshit again, plus he's already at 9 a year
• Not a lot of belief that they'd go after another Florida State hc
• DeBoer not mentioned at all which is telling on its own
• Urban is near 0% odds (I wanted to see that personally)
• Long shot is former Aggy QB/Texans QB coach Jerrod Johnson

Elko/Traylor would be the current favorites

Edited November 13, 2023 by Teryor

[Chopper 17,238]

27 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I've watched this twice and I'm trying to put to words what it is that makes Bjork so off-putting.  Is he some kinda AI bot?  Tries to sound all badass after firing a coach.  Decorum states one should be rather solemn after that.  Be clear that a change needed to be made, thank Fisher for his service, say some nice things about him then move on to next week.  He spent a lot of time talking about the buyout and slobbering over fans.  Weird,  Like he's that snotty shitstain at work who thinks he's CEO material and can get there by repeating buzzwords and sounding assertive.

There's also the weird way he "takes responsibility" for things but it's apparent he did nothing about any of them until he decided to fire Jimbo. For example, he admitted he's finally going to learn -- this coming week -- all about college football coach contracts and what he did wrong in 2021.