Tell Me About Texas a&m

[The_highest_of_fives 609]

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

aggy is such an embarrassment 

Evergreen post

[Orange&White 5,528]

6 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

And it begins….

[Crapinon 2,257]

There is only one way to pick their next coach. Have them pet Reveille. She'll let them know in her own special way.

[Deej 76,830]

Everyone gets a raise!

Thanks, aggy.

[Horn Dog 9,875]

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 

But has he seen aggy’s offer of half what they paid the prior coach??

[cmontexas 3,272]

Is aggy a better HC job than Michigan or USC?

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

1 minute ago, cmontexas said:

Is aggy a better HC job than Michigan or USC?

It's better than the CEO of Amazon.com.  It's the pinnacle of contractual employment.  

[InkaUtexas 25,978]

29 minutes ago, ousux said:

What do visitors to the aggy "hall of champions" look at?

No, seriously...I have no idea what's in there.

I was there for State Science Fair in 2017. They had no trophies but did have a Johny Crackhead mannequin. 

[TOR 5,657]

30 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

RBat droppings

ftfy

[ousux 5,597]

I was there for State Science Fair in 2017. They had no trophies but did have a Johny Crackhead mannequin. 

So they don't even bother honoring the best athletes in aggy history on their totally dominant meat judging teams? Shameful

[nnm 36,433]

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Imagine being paid less to coach A&M than Jimbo is making that same year to NOT coach A&M.

lol

This is the best take in the last 10 pages. Absolutely awesome. 

[markstanco 12,577]

Is aggy a better HC job than Michigan or USC?

Jimbo is getting check next month for 20 million. Then he gets a check for 7.2 million until 2031.

Yea, aggy is a better HC job. Michigan or usc would never do that dumbass shit.

[Pimphand 5,764]

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Jimbo is getting check next month for 20 million. Then he gets a check for 7.2 million until 2031.

Yea, aggy is a better HC job. Michigan or usc would never do that dumbass shit.

I mean the "is it a better job" quandary really depends on what you intend to do with your career.

If you are mostly a scrub who found lightning in a bottle and have been failing upwards then A&M is the dream job for all the listed reasons

If you give any inkling of a shit about your career, legacy, and reputation then A&M is near the bottom of the list.

Pick your

 

[InkaUtexas 25,978]

12 minutes ago, ousux said:

16 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I was there for State Science Fair in 2017. They had no trophies but did have a Johny Crackhead mannequin. 

So they don't even bother honoring the best athletes in aggy history on their totally dominant meat judging teams? Shameful

And the Fair was a disaster. Ice rain came in and all the parents/mentors were all outside of the stadium. They had the Corps there to ensure no one could go under the stadium and get out of the rain. They did not have enough judges so pulled in BS students to substitute. Award ceremony was in the indoor track facility and it smelled like horseshit. 

Meanwhile UTSA had ran it for a few years and it was a great event. Aggy is an embarrassment. 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

4 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

@THUJONE can we please have a special edition MS Paint for Jimbo’s firing?

 

Edited November 14, 2023 by Biff Tannen
Way late, but it probably belongs on every page

[Pimphand 5,764]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

 

I'm not one to question the greatness of thujone but I wish he had his precious on and was walking out with bare feet so we could see the hobbit features

[AUS-97HORN 11,808]

7 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Where is this “aggy has the most money” shit coming from? Just saw finebaum say aggy could buy bama, auburn and Florida and that Texas is second on most money? 

 

7 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

It comes from them being the ones willing to waste the most money.

 

7 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Apparently they are getting it from the Middle East oil countries.

 

That delusional barstool sports girl kept parrotting that same fucking shit.  "we have the most money"

 

I dont think they understand the concept of what making money means.  collecting just enough money every month to pay the bills isnt making money...  

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,301]

His delivery seems pretty clear - no coach speak

 

[Tex Pete 20,399]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

What do visitors to the aggy "hall of champions" look at?

No, seriously...I have no idea what's in there.

Air. 
 

[gofuckyourself 8,339]

54 minutes ago, Crapinon said:

There is only one way to pick their next coach. Have them pet Reveille. She'll let them know in her own special way.

Per aggy tradition, that woman is no longer allowed to wash her hair.

Or dress the wound.

[bigcigar 1,164]

11 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

His delivery seems pretty clear - no coach speak

 

Smiling like he knows aggy gifted him a nice raise without even an acknowledgment 

[F250 28,777]

1 hour ago, ousux said:

What do visitors to the aggy "hall of champions" look at?

No, seriously...I have no idea what's in there.

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

[Pimphand 5,764]

13 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

His delivery seems pretty clear - no coach speak

I don't think Lanning was ever in the realm of possibilities for them.  They are going to have to get with Elko or Schumann as a guess but it's like I told my aggy superfan frien the last time aggy poached a sitting P5 coordinator from another school was 1972 when they pulled Bellard from DKRs staff.

Elko or bust basically

 

[ousux 5,597]

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."
They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.
 

So in other words, 84 years of running out of game clock. Brilliant

[Aqua Buddha 14,598]

Harsh but true:

 

[DixonHur 11,338]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Orange&White said:

And it begins….

Pshaw, look at those forearms....RC didn't offer

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

aggy is such an embarrassment 

Everygoddamnedthing they do is worse than the last abomination. That fucking plaque is so hilarious right now.

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Harsh but true:

 

7th seems way high

[DixonHur 11,338]

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

7th seems way high

Drops to 9th next year

[Pimphand 5,764]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Drops to 9th next year

No he included UT & OU....

I would definitely put UF in there as better than A&M so best case scenario is 8th.  It is a death match between them & Auburn for the 8/9 hole.

The bottom 7 in the SEC are pretty clear cut in football with Ole Miss being the leader of that pack

Edited November 14, 2023 by Pimphand

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

11 minutes ago, ousux said:

14 minutes ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."
They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.
 

So in other words, 84 years of running out of game clock. Brilliant

84 years of the BQ’s winning halftime baby! The ones that can play their instruments, that is. 🤣🤘🏻

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 11/12/2023 at 2:56 PM, immamac said:

I don’t see how they fired Jimbo. There is no world where it makes sense on a guaranteed contract to just end things mid season with over 7 years left on the deal. They are better off hiring expensive coordinators and trying again or paying more players than hiring a new coach and being successful. It makes no financial sense at all and they shouldn’t even have a football team. 

There is a world where it makes sense to them because they have no fear of financial accountability of fiduciary responsibility.

The Sharpe Limit does not exist.

[Mileslong 4,728]

^ This. What moron (since coaches NEVER have egos) is going to want to come to the college equivalent of the Guyana People’s Temple, surrounded by delusional nut jobs,

I know a great joke about Jonestown Guyana but I can’t tell you…


The punchline’s too long…

[ChickenNuggets 1,628]

24 minutes ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

That or it's an outdated airport terminal...

[Tex Pete 20,399]

25 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

Clearly. 

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

[deft 6,856]

His delivery seems pretty clear - no coach speak
 

/aggy

[hornian 5,219]

35 minutes ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

Maybe the real champions were the friends they made along the way?

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 11/12/2023 at 3:07 PM, ButtFumble said:

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😁

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3419128

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Interesting - JFF picking the coach. So they’re replacing Jimbo with an 8 ball and half a bottle of Jack. Did not have that on my bingo card.

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 11/12/2023 at 3:32 PM, UTEE97 said:

Ever since Jimbo's outburst at Saban and other SEC coaches who said ATM had been buying players, Kiffin went out of his way to embarrass Jimbo and ATM. Aggy brass finally had enough. I don't think they have thought this through. The decision was driven by the desire to stop the continuous embarrassment. Of course they will find another way to embarrass themselves again.

occam's sabre says aggy had no plan and will fuck this up in massive ways yet unforseen

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 11/12/2023 at 3:33 PM, Tex-19 said:

Is this legit / have you seen a reliable report on this? If so that's truly unacceptable as a state taxpayer.

The Sharpe Limit does not exist.

[orangebird 1,079]

57 minutes ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

 

So they just cosplay at being champions.  That totally tracks.

[Mitch Cumsteen 18,550]

They gonna let Looch and JFF pic their coach. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,274]

11 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Texas is 9-1 and the press can't keep aggy out of their mouth.  Best $76M aggy ever spent.

A lot of aggys can’t keep aggy out of their mouths either.

[F250 28,777]

28 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

[Cairn Horn88 8,274]

10 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

How does John Sharpe and Bjork still have jobs today?    You'd think the head of the aggy BOR would've called Sharpe yesterday and said it's time for you to think about seriously retiring .

Sharpe’s buyout is more than Jimbo’s!

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 11/12/2023 at 3:56 PM, chainsaw said:

Calling my shot here: Aggy is not going to pay him what they bargained for and rely on the Mike Leach (RIP) precedent to fuck him over. That will cause coaches to boycott the job until Fisher and Aggy settle for pennies on the dollar, but they'll never land a decent coach ever again.

welp, sand aggy fired pirate for cause

aggy are not disputing the payouts privately or in the media

aggy are out of control and give zero fucks

no one is going to reign them in

[F250 28,777]

5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

They gonna let Looch and JFF pic their coach. 

I posted something like this a couple months ago but it involved them hiring aggy Chad.

[Hagbard Celine 10,871]

On 11/12/2023 at 4:08 PM, mdleast said:

 

damn

that article just about sums the gestalt here at 1115pm monday night

17 pages behind and determined to swallow inject or snort every single moment of comedy no matter how long it takes to catch up

good night jim

good night billy