Tell Me About Texas a&m

[Helobious 9,455]

Please god let them hire Lanning. He’d have Oregon at 5-5 right now without bo nix. Definition of a fraud.

[chainsaw 9,870]

17 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, sand aggy fired pirate for cause

aggy are not disputing the payouts privately or in the media

aggy are out of control and give zero fucks

no one is going to reign them in

Aggy has been really careful with its words. Granted I haven't pored over every media communique but the few I've seen had a lot of weasel words that didn't fully acknowledge the validity of the entire $76M.

I also think they're deluded enough to think Jimbo could be fired for cause. Maybe he missed a TPS report or two.

[Tex Long 4,401]

I saw Chuy at the Railroad Blues earlier. Don't know where El Flaco was. Chuy was sharpening a 5-inch Spyderco. Had two cell phones on the table. Guess that means JimBob is still walking among us. See how long that lasts.

[C-Man 27,230]

1 hour ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

Interesting - JFF picking the coach. So they’re replacing Jimbo with an 8 ball and half a bottle of Jack. Did not have that on my bingo card.

JFF will recommend “Sark After Dark” Sarkisian (circa 2015)

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

welp, sand aggy fired pirate for cause

aggy are not disputing the payouts privately or in the media

aggy are out of control and give zero fucks

no one is going to reign them in

They're not publicly disputing anything. You can bet your boots those bunch of underhanded, crooked fuckwads are burning the midnight oil trying to find a way to hold on to their precious cash, reputation and mottos be damned.

[Treefidy 1,468]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

Everything is a tradition there, even things they don’t do.  
Built an albatross to celebrate the tradition of creating traditions of the imagination.  Fucking nut jobs

[Carl Spackler 3,485]

5 hours ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

As if they would know about the "spirit and tradition of champions."

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,398]

One would think a common tradition among champions would be winning championships.

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

Aggys next head coach. Calling my shot now 

[Pimphand 5,763]

https://omny.fm/shows/mcelroy-and-cubelic-in-the-morning/billy-liucci-executive-editor-of-tex-ags-tells-mce

So McElroy states A&M is and has been 2nd fiddle to UT and Looch's retort is to ask if Auburn is 2nd to Alabama.......

[AnTiM 1,668]

So Looch is an idiot.  Wow, water is wet, Earth is not flat.  How can we possibly assimilate all this staggering new information???

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,398]

20 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

https://omny.fm/shows/mcelroy-and-cubelic-in-the-morning/billy-liucci-executive-editor-of-tex-ags-tells-mce

So McElroy states A&M is and has been 2nd fiddle to UT and Looch's retort is to ask if Auburn is 2nd to Alabama.......

Oh yeah, will is Oklahoma State second fiddle to Oklahoma?? Check mate, atheists.

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

They're not publicly disputing anything. You can bet your boots those bunch of underhanded, crooked fuckwads are burning the midnight oil trying to find a way to hold on to their precious cash, reputation and mottos be damned.

I don't see them risking getting a bad reputation with coaches and agents. It's not like they don't have the money. 

[Doze 1,322]

[Shaggy3.0 1,695]

15 minutes ago, Doze said:

try-hard, poser, wanna-be schools just have to pay exponentially more.

it's tradition

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

10 hours ago, MrBig said:

They’ll get DeBoer. He recruited the Henderson kid who lit up Miss St before he transferred to aggy. They’ll think paying DeBoer to coach them is destiny.

 

[statsman 5,471]

8 hours ago, F250 said:

An aggy told me "a hall of champions doesn't necessarily mean championship trophies. It's about the spirit and tradition of champions."

They look at shit that is unrelated to champions.

 

I have a friend that collects vintage Texas sports memorabilia. He got a call, several years ago, from a friend at Bellmont. Texas was running out of room and throwing away a bunch of conference and national championship trophies and cups from long ago, in no -revenue sports (track, etc). He drove to Austin and intercepted before they got to the dumpster. 
 
Clearly, this is only a Texas problem. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

https://omny.fm/shows/mcelroy-and-cubelic-in-the-morning/billy-liucci-executive-editor-of-tex-ags-tells-mce

So McElroy states A&M is and has been 2nd fiddle to UT and Looch's retort is to ask if Auburn is 2nd to Alabama.......

Looch is already propagandizing for the athletic department . When the big dogs reject their overtures and they hire Traylor, he has already greased the skids for that so the alumni won't feel let down 

[BigHornedLurker 1,940]

1 hour ago, Doze said:

They finally won something! 

 

They should change the plate on the trophy they gave jimbo , and out it in their empty trophy room. 

 

 

[SubliminalHorn 6,806]

2 hours ago, Pimphand said:

https://omny.fm/shows/mcelroy-and-cubelic-in-the-morning/billy-liucci-executive-editor-of-tex-ags-tells-mce

So McElroy states A&M is and has been 2nd fiddle to UT and Looch's retort is to ask if Auburn is 2nd to Alabama.......

Where can I fast forward to hear that part? Don’t want to listen to too much of Looch

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

1 hour ago, Doze said:

 

If you add Jimbo and Sumlin together they've spent more on buyouts than 2-5 combined.  That's wild 

 

Edited November 14, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

[gofuckyourself 8,333]

1 hour ago, Doze said:

Put it on the wall.

[Pam Cummings 9,644]

10 hours ago, MrBig said:

They’ll get DeBoer. He recruited the Henderson kid who lit up Miss St before he transferred to aggy. They’ll think paying DeBoer to coach them is destiny.

DeBoer is a winner. Aka somebody that they would never hire.

[Pimphand 5,763]

10 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Where can I fast forward to hear that part? Don’t want to listen to too much of Looch

16 minutes....

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

32 minutes ago, statsman said:

I have a friend that collects vintage Texas sports memorabilia. He got a call, several years ago, from a friend at Bellmont. Texas was running out of room and throwing away a bunch of conference and national championship trophies and cups from long ago, in no -revenue sports (track, etc). He drove to Austin and intercepted before they got to the dumpster. 
 
Clearly, this is only a Texas problem. 

that pisses me off. put them in cases around campus, something.  those things meant a lot to past horns. 

[LateAughtsHorn 588]

8 hours ago, Helobious said:

Please god let them hire Lanning. He’d have Oregon at 5-5 right now without bo nix. Definition of a fraud.

I haven't watched much Oregon, but is Bo Nix really that good now? Feels like he has been around as long as Jwhitt and I wasn't super impressed with him before. 

[Tex Pete 20,373]

1 hour ago, Doze said:

This graphic needs to be passed around a lot. It’s quite clear the graphic about Sumlin versus Jimbo really got under their skin. They have made multiple statements about it. This one is way worse. 

[Dewey 3,286]

Aggy coworker getting emails from a&m asking for money. Lol, he's not into it. 

[C-Man 27,230]

I haven't watched much Oregon, but is Bo Nix really that good now? Feels like he has been around as long as Jwhitt and I wasn't super impressed with him before. 

Check who posted that.

Bo Nix has been pretty spectacular since he got to Oregon with Lanning.

[Deej 76,820]

I got an email from the vet school asking for help funding their new animal hospital. All I did was take my dog there for surgery 5 years ago. 

Sure it's going to the animal hospital. Timing is just a coincidence. 

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

[lilMAC25 3,794]

10 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

His delivery seems pretty clear - no coach speak

 

 

11 hours ago, mdmost said:

 

Previous coaching searches have taught me that those words have almost nothing to do with where he actually ends up.

[PvilleStang 2,911]

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Aggy, don't sell yourself short.  You're a hell of a pretender (that you're actually relevant) and you've proven time and time again mediocrity is the result, no matter the cost.

[dcar00 14,224]

Jimbo should engrave "76" where the numbers were supposed to go for the championship year

[FtheBig12 176]

There's only one person who can pull Aggie from the depths of football purgatory.

 

[Dennis Taylor 18,830]

Now that he's got a lot of money and time on his hands , I predict Jimbo is going to get sleeved out in ink, get a shit-ton of bling, start wearing his hat backwards and start a father/son rap duo with Lil Fish

 

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

How about none of the above 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

1 minute ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Now that he's got a lot of money and time on his hands , I predict Jimbo is going to get sleeved out in ink, get a shit-ton of bling, start wearing his hat backwards and start a father/son rap duo with Lil Fish

 

Is that Jimbo's son's rap name or what Jimbo calls his penis?

[Js1 85,372]

34 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Check who posted that.

Bo Nix has been pretty spectacular since he got to Oregon with Lanning.

He’s also one of the oldest QBs in the country, behind Penix. He has a lot of experience under his belt.  I think he holds the NCAA record now for games started by a QB (surpassed Colt a couple weeks ago)

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

 

[Vermin 3,046]

24 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Jimbo should engrave "76" where the numbers were supposed to go for the championship year

[Nigel Tufnel 199]

13 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Now that he's got a lot of money and time on his hands , I predict Jimbo is going to get sleeved out in ink, get a shit-ton of bling, start wearing his hat backwards and start a father/son rap duo with Lil Fish

 

Well, at least we know who broke into the Colorado locker room at the Rose Bowl.

[Pimphand 5,763]

57 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Aggy coworker getting emails from a&m asking for money. Lol, he's not into it. 

Aggy bot hath spoken

[Fastbreak 3,988]

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

 

[irishtexan 11,521]

4 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

Then who? Realistically...

[Laga4 1,270]

4 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

I'm checking my sarcasm meter.

[LW Goatman 1,124]

7 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

You don’t trade Jumbo and $70 million for Lanning or Elko. Even aggy isn’t that stupid.

[89Horn 1,514]

24 minutes ago, Vermin said:

First off, it’s orange.  Second, those are UTSA’s colors.  Stupid sip.

- aggy